Ron Sullivan @ChefRonSullivan Twitter profile

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4 months

Lake Superior hasn't wrecked anyone like this since the Edmund Fitzgerald

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R.I.P. Wile E. Coyote

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Shit’s getting real out there …

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@realDonaldTrump The confederate flag is being waved inside the United States capital building

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$100 to the first reporter that asks “what the fuck are you talking about?” #RoseGarden #TrumpPressConference #TrumpisnotWell

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I saw a video of these woodcocks searching for prey in the sand. I added music Sound ON 🔊

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@realDonaldTrump

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I just keep picturing the chef going down to the docks early morning to pick out the best tots, before it's open to the public.

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2 years

My man learned his flirting skills from the nature channel.

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Hunter’s the fucking man!! 😂😂

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I took it upon myself to finish that new mural of Bryce Harper

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Tom Brady looks like someone was asked to draw Kevin Bacon from memory

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4 months

Older tweet but the sheer savageness is second level

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4 years

“We as a country need to agree that, if it isn’t over a sick beat, we don’t want to listen to ANYTHING @kanyewest has to say ever again.” Pete Davidson predicted the future... SNL - 2016

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Colin Jost: Kate are you OK? Kate: (laughing) I’m obviously not Kate McKinnon summing up 2020 for all of us on #WeekendUpdate 😂 #SNL

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1 year

I just need like 280 of you to hear me out …

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2 years

It took me way too long to realize what I was looking at here.

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2 years

@p_swigart They're only tater tots if they come from the Tots region of Idaho, otherwise they are just sparkling hash browns.

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11 years

How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour the amount you think you need 2. You're wrong

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2 years

@greeneyedbklyn “The Tots, are they tatered in house?”

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1 year

I’m going to follow this guy around with a tomato soup truck. Just cheap delicious tomato soup and follow his business model

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4 years

Recapping the first 10 minutes of the #Debates2020 thus far:

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2 years

“You cook for a living? Man you must eat great at home.” Me:

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11 years

"Another day, another dollar." - people that have an annual salary of $365.

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6 months

I honestly think this may be one of the best scenes of any show in the last 15 years

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11 years

You officially become an adult, not when you turn 18, or graduate HS, but when it dawns on you just how expensive cheese & orange juice are.

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2 years

Why do people want me to hate them?

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump Trump: "I never called John a loser" Here he is, on video, calling John McCain a loser:

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2 years

Nobody tell him what “amendment” means

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2 years

You guys wanna see a dead body?

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4 years

The most unbelievable part of Rocky has to be the constant access to empty parking spaces in front of his house in South Philly.

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3 years

What’s a TV show that you used to love but almost nobody remembers?

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2 years

“Well good for Happy GilmOH MY GOD!”

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2 years

New Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman … with hair.

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2 years

My view of the full moon tonight was beautiful

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2 years

Whoever gets this, know you’re my people

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Ron Sullivan

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3 years

A friend sent me a picture of a pizza to show me the kind of crust he likes. I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to “play” the video.

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11 years

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge.

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4 years

The two water bottles on my nightstand = nightmare fuel

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1 year

Well if this isn’t the most upsetting thing I’ve seen in awhile …

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2 years

When you made it into work but still recovering from the night before:

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2 years

Well this isn’t good

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2 years

If there was a way to say "fuck you" with just vegetables and cheese, this would be it 😂

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2 years

Whoever decided to make Peeps flavored Pepsi and NOT call it Peepsi committed the biggest fumble in the history of sugar

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1 year

I MADE IT!!!

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4 years

Somewhere in the East-wing right now, Melania is asking herself: “Do I still have to fucking decorate for Christmas?”

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11 years

Getting drunk is like borrowing happiness from tomorrow ...

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11 years

If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves & becomes an alcoholic

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1 year

I love my son

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11 years

Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes

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2 years

Four of the people in this picture are doing pro-bono work but haven’t realized it yet.

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2 years

The first photo of Trump as a criminal defendant inside the courtroom. (AP/Seth Wenig)

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3 years

Sometimes I’ll think back and still can’t believe shit like this actually happened

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2 years

It was the parsley that really put it over the top for me …

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4 years

Anyone besides me still say “tap MAC” instead of “hit the ATM” even though there hasn’t been an MAC machine in 20 years?

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4 years

My favorite moment from today’s #TrumpPressConference is that the weather was so bad that the Parisian Police begged him not to attend ... but had NO ISSUE sending THEIR Preisdent? Yeah #SureJan . #TrumpHatesOurMilitary #TrumpLiesMatter

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4 years

To anyone “shocked” over Wednesday’s #MAGA riot, @GabrielSterling told you this was going to happen over a month ago when he PLEADED with Trump to tone down the rhetoric "Someone's going to get hurt, someone's going to get shot, someone's going to get killed!” #CapitolRiots

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3 years

I’ll be damned … The Simpsons did it again 😂

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump @JamesOKeefeIII @DNC Remember that time Donald Trump encouraged his supporters to vote twice? Yeah ... me too ...

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1 year

“WHERE’S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!!”

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3 years

Now, THIS is infant baptism.

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2 years

This Christmas, we should remember Gus Polinski of the Kenosha Kickers, who saw a distressed mother at the airport on Christmas Eve and offered to drive her to Chicago to reunite her with her son.

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2 years

Ok … MOST dogs go to heaven

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Dude smashed an 18 inch Lenovo TV and thought he was the Hulk 😂

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2 years

Absolutely disgusting. I’ll take 5 bags …

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2 years

Sure you may FEEL old, but did YOUR parents need a TV commercial to remind them you existed?

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@fools_n_kings “We have some lovely taters from the Pacific Northwest. Salty, crunchy, with a nice finish. We also have some from Prince Edward Island. A little smaller with a richer aftertaste.”

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3 years

“What’s your dream job?” Me:

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1 year

I live with monsters

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1 year

The hell did you cook that under? A heated argument?

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4 years

The pot’s up to $250. C’mon @PaulaReidCBS , you know you wanna

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2 years

If the last person at Twitter can put up the old Fail Whale page before you leave, I'd appreciate the nostalgia. #Twittershutdown

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1 year

GenX Pro Tip: If you see this on the ground during your Hawaiian vacation, do NOT make a necklace out of it.

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3 years

Wait a minute....

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4 years

I just found my new favorite conspiracy theory ...

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3 years

For a minute I thought this was Venom

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The northern white cheeked gibbon establishing dominance over a camera man.

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Waiting for her next clip when she makes a "new car" by repainting an old one

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2 years

It’s a boy!

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Scratched an itch this evening. After my Dad passed we found this in his wallet on the back of a business card. He kept it as a reminder to himself when he’d feel stressed out. My sister had the same work done about a year ago and liked the idea of me getting one to match hers.

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2 years

Step 1. Cut a hole in the box.

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3 years

So weird man, the minute the Queen is available Bill Gates wants a divorce ...

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@DanScavino Remember that time Donald Trump encouraged his supporters to vote twice? Yeah ... me too ...

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2 years

Security guy has been waiting his whole life to tackle someone like that.

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7 years

I just bought all of the milk in Northeast #Philly . If anyone wants any, it's $400 a gallon now. #Blizzard2018 #Blizzard #Snowmageddon #foodiechats

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Worst porn film plot ever

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You’d think they would’ve arrested him by now…

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… and they say kids don’t play outside anymore

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3 years

Found Pac-Man in the onion I was cutting today

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4 years

I call this a “Hippotatoe” 🥔

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2 years

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

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11 years

Eli Manning always has the same confused look on his face that a dog has when it hears it's owners voice coming from an answering machine

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3 years

Here it is

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Personally, I chop my onions like a sane person that actually need hands and fingers

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11 years

Roses are Red Violets are blue Beer is delicious Poetry is Hard Beer

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I love a group that recognizes a random picture and knows exactly where it's from.

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4 years

If this Best Buy employee is looking to change careers, the Eagles need offensive line help 😂😂

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3 years

My loaf of bread looks terrified

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2 years

I guess the neighbors said “screw it.” The Halloween skeleton’s a pilgrim now.

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That table will run up a $35K tab and tip $10.

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4 years

If you absolutely have to drive, be careful. Shit got real out there ...

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8 months

A buddy of mine ordered a 1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 mushroom pizza. This is what they sent him:

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2 years

If you all lose your minds over pineapple. Your heads are gonna explode when you find out Brazil has banana cinnamon pizza.

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1 year

Anyone know what kind of fish this is?

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