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7 months

📍Pinned tweet ✍️Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly 🛒NEW (cheaper!) UK shop: 🛒Etsy (still works!): 📚BOOK: RTs spread the joy/pain x

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6 years

Eric Dier vs Sergio Ramos with one of the most fabulously pointless clatterings ever seen. Magnificent.

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2 years

‘That’s not an easy finish, by the way’ says Martin Keown about a spinning 180-degree scissor volley that every single human on earth was amazed by

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2 years

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4 years

“does he have a moustache?” “no” *flip, flip, flip*

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7 years

Just using the Football Manager editor to allow players to get 17th Century illnesses and injuries. Glen Johnson caught the plague.

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2 years

[bursts in panting, covered in Sharpie]

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3 months

Whole bog roll for van de Ven. Plus a brown heart emoji. Can’t be good.

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3 months

🇳🇱🤎

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6 years

It was so good we had to make a tapestry

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2 years

Just innocent men

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6 years

Made this and am very sorry

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2 years

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2 years

sigh

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5 years

Absolute shambles

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6 days

The thing Ronaldo needs to realise is that the reason so many decisions go against him is because it’s much funnier

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2 years

oh fine

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6 years

First time I saw this, thought it was great. Second time, realised it was the last minute and the winning goal. Amazing. Third time, realised the DC keeper was upfield and Rooney was protecting an empty net. Flip. I mean, this is *really* good.

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11 months

‘Blaze Your Glory!’ is the sort of thing you see on a crowd banner in Pro Evo 4

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11 months

The official X app tagline is: “Blaze your glory!”

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8 months

What I do have are a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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5 years

Hi @ManUtd is this okay? Our *new* MAN RED print is now available, featuring 36 entirely fictitious footballers from an unnamed northern club who play in red. We’ve made 50 of these. ALL profits from this first 50 go to Cancer Research UK ❤️ SHOP 👉🏻

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16 days

Oh god not again

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1 year

Here's @GNev2 and @Carra23 having a lovely evening

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6 years

#MyHandleExplained Had no cash to collect World Cup 2014 Panini stickers. Decided to fill album for £0 by drawing them ourselves. Realised we couldn't draw. Got a bit carried away. Ended up on the news. Did it again for Euro2016 raising £4500 for charity. About to do it again...

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3 years

VERILY TWAS WORTHY OF A TAPESTRY

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6 years

Amazing to think he’ll get a yellow card and a knighthood for the same tackle

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6 years

Whereas some small clubs narrow the touchlines or only water half the pitch when a big team comes to town, Newport open an actual portal to hell above their stadium. #NEWTOT

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3 years

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6 years

Not sure why but I made a Bayeux Tapestry version of Cantona's kung-fu kick

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6 years

UEFA: we want to replace international friendlies with something a bit more competitive Eric Dier: gotcha

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5 years

DARREN PURSE IS ON HIS STAG DO WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH OUR RUBBISH DRAWING OF HIM ON IT We’re retiring. It doesn’t get any better than this.

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5 years

@CheapPanini @darrenpurse hates the picture 😂

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2 years

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3 years

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BRUM BRUM

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5 years

4-0 v Barca. The best corner in football history. Milner in tears. Klopp welling up and dropping f-bombs live on TV. This will all be nothing compared to Eric Dier’s second yellow in the 14th minute tomorrow night.

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6 years

First the Ramos tackle, now this. Eric Dier hurtling towards national treasure status.

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2 years

🚨 Mario Balotelli doing things alert

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3 years

Verily we hath made a most special tapestry of Sir Mo and the slaying of the Citizens

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2 years

See Peter Shilton is doing tweets again

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4 years

Sensational for many reasons but mainly for the Cantona-esque ‘stand-stock-still-and-drink-it-in’ goal celebration 😙👌🏻

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3 years

Puma have to be stopped

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3 years

Völler (20’, 63’ pen), Klinsmann (90’+2)

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1 year

I’ve been David Squires’d and its the greatest feeling in the world 🥲

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4 years

This is it. This is the worst thing we've ever drawn.

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1 year

Very cool that Alan Sugar can post racist nonsense and still front a BBC show, while Gary Lineker is forced off air for criticising a government policy. Very cool.

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2 years

Guys we are so tired pls no

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MUNDIAL

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6 years

Describe your favourite goal using only emoji.

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2 years

Not saying Manchester United have a recent history of poor judgement but they did once threaten to sue us for infringing their intellectual copyright with the following doodle

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6 years

And now a Bayeux Tapestry version of Maradona's 'Hand Of God' versus England in 1986.

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11 months

They tried to make him go to Riyadh But he said ‘ro, ro, ro’

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11 months

Fabinho’s dog on the 6 o’clock news tonight to give his side of the story

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2 years

Let this be a lesson to us all 🇧🇷

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1 year

Happy Peter Shilton Cannot Jump Day to all who celebrate 🥳

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1 year

Stuart Broad currently playing the role of a child who has made an adult laugh with a joke and is now making the same joke and then making it again and then making it again and again and again and again and honestly how can you not love him

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1 year

It's for you

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6 years

This #UCLFinal is deserving of the Bayeux Tapestry treatment

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3 years

Goodnight

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6 years

Yep

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11 months

Sorry Harry

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3 years

Fine

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2 years

okay fine

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4 years

Watching Luton and you really have to admire the impartiality of the in-house commentator

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2 years

"Peter you've added nothing."

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1 year

Lilywhite Rose

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1 year

#thfc Players Committee comprises of Hugo Lloris, Harry Kane, Eric Dier and Pierre-Emile Hobjerg. | @DaveHytner

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3 years

AND WE ARE DONE It had to be Christian last, hope we did the beautiful man justice. ❤️ That’s it - 678 Panini drawings in 31 days - in the bag! If you’ve enjoyed, you can still donate! ENJOY THE FINAL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇮🇹

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4 years

tougher crowd over on instagram

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3 years

Someone suggested we drew the British Managers' Lunch Club as Da Vinci's Last Supper, so we drew the British Managers' Lunch Club as Da Vinci's Last Supper. It is not good.

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1 year

It’s all in hand, our lawyers have been informed

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1 year

🔵 𝑻𝑬𝑨𝑴 𝑵𝑬𝑾𝑺 ⚒️ XI | Ortega Moreno, Walker (C), Stones, Dias, Ake, Rodrigo, Bernardo, Mahrez, Alvarez, Grealish, Haaland SUBS | Ederson, Phillips, Gundogan, Laporte, Gomez, Akanji, Perrone, Foden, Lewis #ManCity | @HaysWorldwide

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6 years

Love this angle on Toni Kroos’ goal

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4 years

Got a pizza delivered yesterday and it was like a Cold War hostage exchange. Headlights in the dark. Heavy drizzle. A man emerges from the car, clad in black. Stands staring, waiting for The Signal. I flick the kitchen light on, letting him know it's okay to approach.

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4 years

Going to wear a different football shirt each day until lockdown ends. If I run out of shirts before the end THE VIRUS HAS WON.

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3 years

Right, here we go: strap in for a thread of wonkily drawn iconic Premier League moments. It won't be good. We'll start with a minimalist one. Apologies, it will only get worse. Oh and SUGGESTIONS WELCOME. There's 36 slots to fill... RTs appreciated but not encouraged x

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5 years

Sad times. Man Utd got in touch and made us stop selling our wonky drawings of their ex-players. If you've ordered one, we'll be in touch. x

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3 years

Went t-shirt shopping and accidentally found the holy grail

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3 years

There he is now anyway

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5 years

No you wasted your day

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6 years

This wasn’t us

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9 months

Our Danish isn’t great but we *think* this is a journalist dropping his trousers to show Kasper Dolberg a tattoo of our drawing of him that he has on his thigh. The world is amazing and, in many ways, absolutely terrifying.

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4 years

If this happened in my @FootballManager game I would delete my save

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2 years

Erik Lamela has won the Puskas Award, cementing his legacy as the greatest Argentinian footballer of all time 🥇

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3 years

Fine

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5 years

Nothing but respect for the absolutely enormous chinese takeaway in the Welsh dressing room

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3 years

Yes of course we drew him

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5 years

As a Tottenham fan, I cannot believe they're actually making us go through with playing the Champions League Final tomorrow night. This is not what I signed up for.

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3 years

This is an obscenely lovely goal 🇺🇸

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3 years

Fine

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4 years

[muffled whining]

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1 month

SOUTHAMPTON won the playoffs and the only sane response to this was for us to stay up till 4am drawing them all so strap in for some wonky likenesses ❤️ Standby for 24 extremely sketchy Saints RTs appreciated by not understoood x

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2 years

🇦🇷🏆

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10 months

ANGEBALL: A BADLY DRAWN THREAD 🧵 So powerful are the vibes emanating from Spurs and their gruffly avuncular large new Australian Dad, we feel compelled to draw them. Badly. This is supposed to be Dejan Kulusevski, which should serve as a warning to all. RTs appreciated x #COYS