Greg Norman called today and offered me $69 million to join LIV, I told him pops already had double that and a couple broads ready for me after I graduate high school
Didn’t wanna compete in the Masters anyway figured I’d let Rory’s shithead try and get a jacket for once,
PGA can cancel deez nuts I don’t really give a flying fuck.
PHILLY OUT ✌🏼
The Augusta staff asked if I’d like to play the Par 3 course and I couldn’t help but chuckle. Proceeded to walk to the back tees of Hole
#1
of the actual course.