🚫 No, you cannot “surprise” your wife/gf with the “gift” of a provider. May I suggest you “surprise” her with the gift of consent and negotiation — with or without providers present. That sounds super hot.🔥🔥
🎈We saw our couple’s therapist at the gym the other day.
Guess what me &
@Margeaux_Hext
said to her?
Nothing.
We only know her in a specific, professional context (read: we pay her for her time) so it would be inappropriate to approach her in public.
Catch my drift?
🖤👯♀️🖤
NYC, your prayers have been answered!
@Margeaux_Hext
& I are announcing not one, but TWO visits to your fair city.
April 13th-16th (limited availability, better jump on that)
May 9th - 16th (forethought is sexy!)
The Quarantine Nude™️, please note: No backdrop; couch arm destroyed by cats; haven’t shaved in 2 weeks; can’t be bothered to take sweatpants all the way off; doorway that opens directly into The Void.
All bodies are beautiful and deserving of affection. Short, tall, big, small, tattooed, unadorned, shaved, fuzzy — fresh from the shower is my only preference for our dates 😊🛁🎀
Two little girls, maybe 7 and 10, who live across the street (we’ve only waved before) asked me today while I was locking up my bike where my wife was. “Your wife, the blonde one? With all the tattoos?”
😭♥️ There is hope for the future, even if just a little! My blonde baby:
⭐️Things I did in 2023 that I thought would hurt business but actually improved it:
- Quit alcohol
- Shaved my head
- Stopped shaving the rest of me
- Head & hand tattoos
🧸Let’s see what 2024 brings! 🧨
PSA💫:
@Margeaux_Hext
& I are going on vacation July 20th—August 7th. When we get home, we’ll be releasing an ⭐️incredible⭐️ new video, along with matching XXX photo set; and we’ll be raising our rates. Our creativity, time, and debauchery are well worth it!
♥️
C&M
Hi providers, friends, and fans! I’d love to see your furry, feathery, scaley buddies! Lets start a thread ☺️ This is G.G. He’s about 11 and loves to sleep under the covers like a person.
“That very night in Max's room a forest grew and grew—and grew until his ceiling hung with vines and the walls became the world all around.”
—Where the Wild Things Are
@Margeaux_Hext
& me, always offering otherworldly duos, and mythical trios with our photographer
@AndriWinters