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✨ sports, sarcasm and general fuckery ✨

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@ChaosCaliMama

✭ Cali Mama ✭

1 year

I’m a 10 but I have stretch marks and a smart mouth. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

#LegWars2023

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1 year

Repeat but it’s #LegWars2023 !

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@ChaosCaliMama

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You can’t expect healthy behavior from unhealthy people. 💕

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Mercury is in reverse cowgirl again. 🥴

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@ChaosCaliMama

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7 months

F*ck the Dodgers. LFGSD! #ForTheFaithful

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

How many interceptions does Purdy have for this game?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

I have a mile long to-do list but these true crime shows won’t watch themselves.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Great boobs with a touch of anxiety has entered the chat. 💁🏼‍♀️ It me. 🥰

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@ChaosCaliMama

✭ Cali Mama ✭

10 months

Reppin’ #88 today! Let’s go #CowboysNation . Let’s take the East. ✭ #DallasCowboys

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

Listen, I love the Cowboys. I always have. I always will. This has been the same story for us. Choke in the playoffs. I will continue to love them and bleed silver and blue. It’s the life of a true fan. ✭

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Happy Tuesday to all my fellow milfs and don’t forget #BoysLie 😘

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Just me an my tummy ache against the world. ✌🏻

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Happy Monday friends. Let’s keep the fuckery to a minimum today. 😘

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@ChaosCaliMama

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6 months

Florida sun feels good. ☀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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9 months

He’s all mine. 🥹💙🐾🐶

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Happy Victory Monday to all who celebrate.

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FINAL: The Cowboys get their third win of the season by 20+ points. #NEvsDAL

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Sometimes I get sad but then I remember I’m literally a milf. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Time to go wack some 🎾 balls. Happy Saturday train wrecks.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Happy Saturday train wrecks.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Divorce is hard. Being away from your kids a week at a time is hard. Having them home with me tonight in my new place has brought a sense of peace to my heart.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

I’m so ready for the game tonight. #LFGSD

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

@CowboysNation It’s like we are playing the Dollar General version of the Steelers. I don’t get it.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

About last night.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

I could use some T’s and P’s. I have a really important meeting today and I hope it goes well. #DeepBreaths

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

I don’t want a Sugar Daddy but if a Taco Daddy was a thing, I could get down with that.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Daddy Joe is on the mound and his sister wives are in the crowd to support. #BringTheGold

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Happy Saturday knuckleheads. Make good choices. I believe in you. 😘

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@ChaosCaliMama

✭ Cali Mama ✭

2 years

Y’all! I woke up a Mama to a teenager. How is this possible? Who allowed this? I need to speak to a manager. Send prayers. Oh, and wine. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Day 1 at my new job. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Shout-out to those who got ‘talks too much’ on their report card. You are my people!

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

Those of us who were fans in the 90s have a special appreciation for this photo. Jimmy deserved this recognition and it was a long time coming. ✭

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@ChaosCaliMama

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6 months

The reason I celebrate today. I love these knuckleheads. 💙💙

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Off to enjoy some wine with the bestie. 😍

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Second to last day of carpool for this school year. It’s a little bittersweet this time. Happy almost summer, bird app friends.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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Baby shork.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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Alright Tuesday, what fresh fuckery do you have for me today?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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7 months

He looks like he eats cigarettes.

@RichardStrocher

Richard Strocher 𝕏

@RichardStrocher

7 months

18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

I’m shaving and nutting everyday of November. IDGAF.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Game Day, baby! ✭

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

This Halloween candy tastes like you should be going down on me while I eat it.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

My ideal date night.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Hey pssst….Petco Park we are inside you. 😉 #BringTheGold

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

About last night… @Lo_Lo1993

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Sexiest hoodie ever. 🥰

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Be gentle Friday.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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6 months

New hair, who dis?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

New spectacles. 🤓

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

I’m a Virgo ♍️ through and through.

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@GenuinelyJodi

Jodi

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I’m the epitome of a Gemini ♊️ What’s your sign?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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5 months

It was hot af out there but I needed the cardio. 🎾

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

@emily_tweets If he doesn’t eat pie then what else won’t he eat? #JustSaying

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Time to go wack some 🎾 balls.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

The sexual tension between me and my coffee maker every morning. 🫦

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@ChaosCaliMama

✭ Cali Mama ✭

1 year

@ThexyBeatht_2 Thirst trap submitted for your approval. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

✭ Cali Mama ✭

1 year

Alright, Padres. Think we can pull off a dub today?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Happy Tuesday, trainwrecks.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Alright kids, let’s kick Friday’s ass.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

This MNF game is stupid.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

This coffee tastes like you should not talk to me while I drink it.

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@ChaosCaliMama

✭ Cali Mama ✭

1 year

There is something so much sweeter about a Padres victory when it’s over the d*dgers. Happy Saturday bird app amigos.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Bad decisions were made.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

Let’s fucking go, Dallas. ✭

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@ChaosCaliMama

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8 months

Again, Mom? More pics? 😒

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@ChaosCaliMama

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6 months

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum that raised me.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

@Wander_Lust324 Uhhh who is going to tell her this is Sally Jesse Raphael?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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11 months

New hair. Who dis?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Me and who?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

#BringTheGold

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

#VictoryMonday ✭ + plus the day off work. 💅

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@ChaosCaliMama

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4 months

No makeup today. But for some weird reason I was still feeling myself. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@ChaosCaliMama

✭ Cali Mama ✭

1 year

Guys, take notes. 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Just breathe. It’s all going to be okay.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Not settling. 💁🏼‍♀️

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Lost Girl

1 year

Decisions are hard.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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8 months

I would die for him. 🥹

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

Game day Ready. Check in #CowboysNation . Let’s go and take this. ✭ #DallasCowboys

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Happy Humpday, ya trainwrecks.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Guys who think women get dressed up for them are sadly mistaken. We do it for ourselves. 😘💁🏼‍♀️

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Meeting my girls for a little shenanigans and tomfoolery.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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8 months

Got all dressed up and hung out with other adults last night. Wild.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Alright Tuesday. Let’s keep the shenanigans to a minimum.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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11 months

@YellowSnwman You would just always hope they could find a way to have some class but again it’s not surprising.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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10 months

My view for the next two days at my solo staycation. 2 days of rest, relaxation and spa treatments. I plan to be a different person when I leave. ✨

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Party pooper.

@PicturesFoIder

non aesthetic things

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@ChaosCaliMama

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Snuggles are my favorite.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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9 months

On my way to Florida for this little fluffy butt. 🥹

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Is it Opening Day yet?

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Happy 4th and #LFGSD .

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

Finally in bed with my emotional support beverage and emotional support Reese’s peanut butter cups.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 years

Petco Park I’m inside you! #LFGSD

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2 years

Two. More. Days. ⚾️ #GoPads

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@ChaosCaliMama

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Road tripping with my boys and the pup. Headed up the coast for some adventures. ✌🏻

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@ChaosCaliMama

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@TheyLuvvLi_

liyah biaa 🤍

2 years

Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚

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#NewProfilePic

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 month

I think the shirt was good luck today. Thank you @DeadFriar . LFGSD #LetsGoPadres

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@ChaosCaliMama

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3 months

My handsome doggo on the big screen last night. 🦮🐾

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@ChaosCaliMama

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2 months

Work shit.

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@ChaosCaliMama

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1 year

My therapist is going to crap her pants when she sees the hair. It’s giving not evil Harley Quinn. 🥰

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