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@ChampagneNoona
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11 days
I have not seen one bad bitch step out of a cyber truck yet
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@ChampagneNoona
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5 years
put this in the black people museum
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SZN
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
two regular upper middle class white people who don’t want black people to live anywhere near them
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Daniel Strauss
2 years
This week's New Yorker cover -->
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@ChampagneNoona
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1 year
@WrittenByHanna stan culture has also made this worse. You've got stans and fan pages dedicated to ancillary characters, producers, writers, etc. who may now have to avoid "regular" people places while making regular money
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@ChampagneNoona
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3 years
y'all gotta stop intellectualising being a hater
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Pink Pony Girl 🇵🇸 🇨🇩
3 years
I don’t think pretty privilege has carried anyone better than it carried Alicia Keys
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
“America divided” sweetie this is 2 people who have everything in common but how they vote every 4 years
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
4 years
got that WAP bop balumbah WAP bam boom
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
2 years
woke up this morning to find out Michelle Phan is in a sex cult lead by an old white man that only recruits Asian women 🥴
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
3 years
Is 2010 vintage now am I that old
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
2 years
not yall getting veneers from someone in a tube top
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@ChampagneNoona
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3 years
@WrittenByHanna they saying it's performance art and let's cut this performance short
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@ChampagneNoona
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1 year
@dieworkwear 100% your household designer names are not delivering luxury quality anymore
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1 year
@WrittenByHanna Yeah good luck buying groceries at Ralph’s or taking on a waitressing job in between roles because we live in a constant state of surveillance
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3 years
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@ChampagneNoona
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5 years
"hot boy summer" "City boys"
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@ChampagneNoona
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1 year
Is this the 9/11 memorial
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3 years
@LovePassant and what about it
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7 years
@SheaSerrano This is Ringo doing his best "Jim stares at camera" impression
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@ChampagneNoona
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4 years
Talked to Vice how Juneteenth feels weird this year, as a Black 12th-generation Texan, watching it being co-opted.
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
Rolling Ray is always on the right side of history
@DMVMOSTFAMOUS
RollingRay!!!
2 years
AW PURRRRR TORY LANEZ HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY!!!! Merry Christmas Megan the mfn stallion!! I’m soo happy for her! Now soo many owes her an apology & some! Congratulations Megan @theestallion !!!!! ITS UH NEW MFN DAY! U win!!!
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2 years
Riley is a big girl now 😩
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@ChampagneNoona
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11 months
48 oysters on my dresser yessir gots to get paid
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3 years
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8 years
@KidFury they listen to the read in Wakanda?
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@ChampagneNoona
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9 years
How you gon' hate from outside the school? You can't even get in! #StayMadAbby #BlackTexasEx
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@ChampagneNoona
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4 years
im getting married and having a kid with the first man that's nice to me after we survive this
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
Also covid as a catalyst for tiktok lifestyle influencers, emphasis on beauty and physical appearance because the average person sees their life as content. Imaginary follower count over community.
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@ChampagneNoona
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4 months
not me turning 31 today
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@ChampagneNoona
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6 years
I’m moved
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
6 years
This was a moment in 2007, I had knock-off from target in time for school fall 2008
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
2 years
which one of y’all are dating the nyu racial healing guy, speak up
@GayLaVie
Jack
2 years
This (white) guy is in possession of my air conditioner, TV, and dining room table, and instead of paying me for them or returning them, has sent me a PDF on dismantling white supremacy culture.
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@ChampagneNoona
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4 months
@LuTB84 not you walking towards it
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3 years
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@ChampagneNoona
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4 years
My friend and I were interviewing at Facebook but because they’re evil we’re looking for opportunities, he's an iOS dev and I'm UX Research, pls DM me✌🏿
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4 months
cartier glasses i can't even peek at you
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9 years
@OhEmmeG Slavery by Another Name: The Re-Enslavement of Black Americans from the Civil War to World War II by douglas blackmon
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@ChampagneNoona
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1 year
They weaponized all of y’all’s talking points, I didn’t see one thin ultra white influencer. They took people who rarely get the $$$$ brand trip and made them grateful to be there, nasty work
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
3 years
Is this to shift blame during the investigation? This doesn’t explain continuing a show while people climb on ambulances or people climbing on portapotties and no crowd control
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TMZ
3 years
UPDATE: A source connected to Astroworld tells TMZ, someone in the crowd went crazy and began injecting people with some sort of drug.
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 months
@KHOU restoration pending review, if it's after the 19th shooting me will be faster
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
5 years
How do I block and filter out anything twitter has to say about love, dating, and relationships
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
just took all my before vids, goodnight sweet princesses thx for holding me down thru puberty
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 months
@jen_rice_ 1. what $$$ investments and resources have they poured into their technology, including hires and digital infrastructure over the last 10 years? 2. Must every Houstonian now expect and commit to prepare for multi-day power outages for the next 5, 10, 15 years?
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4 years
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6 years
"la musica de harry fraud" 30 secs into this shy glizzy album
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6 years
@OhMySultan we bored in our cubicles
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
1 year
Rap is fine, you’re just old and your fav artists are getting old too and very few age well in rap. The obsession with charts and hot 100s is useless stan culture + low ticket sales are impacting every genre (thx Ticketmaster). That Morgan Wallen song is a banger, stan New Jeans
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
@fancytomboy currently fighting teen girls on tiktok who are like “I have a crush, but too bad I’m a black woman” 🥴 and throw out isms and identity politics in response
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@ChampagneNoona
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5 months
Still gagging
the gays were gagggingggg when this came out 1945
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@VickMay8 @hyeindolls So things should stay that way forever. Children should suffer in hopes of being your entertainment one day
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@baedotdoe
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4 years
No offense but it’s such a good time to be boo’d up.... cozy apocalyptic vibes 💙
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
congratulations to Steve Lacy
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
4 months
Oh damn they were trying to fuck her over on the valuation of ador. I do think this is leading to a cover up of improper accounting and finances by HYBE funneling money from ADOR. That’s the only thing take makes sense besides immense egos
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240516 ADOR Official Statement (Full text - ENG)
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5 months
@KristyT that's just her sugar daddy, she has a gf
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@ChampagneNoona
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3 years
this was supposed to be my official grad school announcement photo but im still undecided lmao so im going somewhere 🎉
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@ChampagneNoona
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6 years
@potomus2 @blurbette @realHeatherD wow I'm sure someone would *love* to recount their trauma from racism every day for someone else to "learn"
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
5 months
she said looking for the Jim to her Pam
@TW1NKD3STR0YER
jean genet besserit
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i WILL get a boyfriend before april ends
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
This girl is doing a storytime ALLEGEDLY
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3 years
as an abg of color...
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@ChampagneNoona
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7 years
this is really good on visibility/identity and afro Latinx
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@ChampagneNoona
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1 year
She 100% saw little black girls in first class and assumed they must’ve been upgraded. That they would have no connections or wealth and it didn’t matter what she said. “Bastards” and “product of promiscuity” told me everything on how she views black mothers
@TheDejaKing
Khaleesi ✨
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@Zonnique This is CRAZY because Chika has been arguing for days that the lady she berated would never see her tweets and there was no possible way it’d reach the woman or ever go past just internet venting. Lmao what are the odds it was Zonnique all along!?
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8 months
It looked real on this
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@avantgardeblues
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It’s no way yall thought this was his real hair man
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@ehjovan we all love u
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@ChampagneNoona
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5 years
@BeeLucretia she started rapping as miss mulatto at 10, how many ten year olds calling themselves mulatto 😭😭 her dad is her manager
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
7 years
thanks for your + swae lee's service to this country
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7 years
@SonnyDigital Used to it now tbh lol
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@ChampagneNoona
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7 months
My dad unfortunately passed away at home after I attempted CPR and EMT arrived. After we left the hospital and said goodbye to my dad, we were then hit by a driver whose car flipped then fled. I have been through a lot and will take some time, please give me some grace
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
4 months
the people who are like “girl get taken care of for life” from this $500 peerspace 600 sq ft rental tubi scene are actually the most concerning responses to me
@softlycheri
Chèri
4 months
LADIES PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHO YOU INTERVIEW WITH… THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY BY THE CEO OF A MAJOR COMPANY
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@ChampagneNoona
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2 years
If only Meg was signed to a 60 yr old music industry father figure with a bad wig who could silence and shame all the men being disgusting to her
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@ChampagneNoona
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1 year
one of my purposes on earth is to attend the Lisa x frederic arnault wedding
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@ChampagneNoona
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6 months
I've been out of school for the past month because of my dad's passing + car accident, and I'm going back to 2 midterms today...wish me luck, prary for me, etc.
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@ChampagneNoona
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1 year
@sultangelo When I start asking for baby pics and update on their kids little league and it’s a quick 3 hours of the work day gone >>>>>>
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6 years
@Rude_Astrology they won't respond so
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
3 months
Another example of TikTok turning people into surveillance cops
@kaneljoseph
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chipotle ain’t that good to be doing this 😭
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3 years
chile let me move away from the windows we at war
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2 years
im in first class listening to first class by jack harlow and it fucking sucks
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
3 years
seeing the same people on dating apps like damn y’all been single forever huh
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4 years
love crying at 7am
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
4 years
my people struggle with satire 😩
@JustToniC813
Lover Girl on Hiatus
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Y’all, The Whites are on Clubhouse doing their White things. In this room, I just heard the White boy say “Can we talk about how The Blacks thought they ruled dancing until TikTok and now they see we rule?”. I had to exit. DONT wanna get suspended on Day 1 in The House.
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2 years
Philly wild like how yall doing hard drugs to distraction - kehlani
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6 years
@Rude_Astrology Fight. Leo Mars.
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2 years
lmao
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@ChampagneNoona
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9 years
Pretty sure @dccommonsense predicted this iphone/san bernadino thing about 2 years ago. crazy.
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@ChampagneNoona
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4 months
after losing my job, my dad dying, car wreck, somehow finishing grad school and starting a new job...I am finally back in the gym. please clap
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5 years
2023 is my year, claiming it now
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
2 years
Unfortunately our modern sense of consumption is deeply tied to self esteem and image. To challenge overconsumption is seen as an attack on someone’s individual ‘brand’ and image. To not over consume means to deny what’s trendy and to deny influence.
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
3 months
Black - Taiwanese relations have never been stronger
@KaiCenat
AMP KAI
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Been stuck in Airport for 24+ Hours Travelled Across The World , Airline Lost All My luggage & Bags But It Was All Worth It To See My Boy GRADUATE🎓Congrats!
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👩🏿‍🏫
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we outside
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@ChampagneNoona
chloé
5 years
@astrobebs This Taurus sun cancer moon is taking this as a sign to go back to napping
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@ChampagneNoona
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4 years
Can we please stop pretending this season is happening
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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Sixteen NBA players have tested positive for the coronvavirus of 302 players tested, sources tells ESPN.
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