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@Cfcmyste
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A loser in FIFA or PES once said?
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Barcelona bought Coutinho for £142million from Liverpool and sold him for £17million. Ladies and gentlemen the culers 😭
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signed Timo Werner for 50M in 2020 and sold him for 20M in 2022. Ladies and gentlemen, Tuchel’s tricky bluesss 😭
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@FCBAlbiceleste You couldn’t deal with your own failure, now you’re twerking for someone else, pathetic and shameful 😂😂😂💔
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Seeing Liverpool fans ranting that we should give Nunu milk time to settle like they did same for Timo Werner, we go give him onyɛ. Mmoa😂😂💔
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Teams like Chelsea,City and Tottenham are signing top Players like Sterling, Koulibaly, Haaland, Perisic then there is Manchester utd buying Malaria, Akoma APC and a certain Argentine Tyrion Lannister, can never ever be my club😏
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Give us today our daily bread protection and guide oh Lord 🤲🙏
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@bensonsforjerry @piersmorgan Even in your life, you make bad decisions and later regret to see the light
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I had a serious running stomach and a friend of mine told me to visit the pharmacy and buy a drug called Colodium. I did and took in 6 capsules, 9 months this I’ve not sh!t bro😭😭💔
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@ESPNUK Start Drogba bench Eto drop salah Salah is just penalty merchant
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Timo Werner came to Chelsea and won 3 trophies in 2 years, Matic moved from Chelsea to Manchester United and won zero trophy in 5 years. A lot of players comes to Chelsea to win trophies and it shows how we’re so clear of that useless club chale👍
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Guys please what’s the meaning of wonitwaaasidi?
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Soon Haaland too go get his drip and big brown timberland boots just like how they did to Lukaku and Nunez, I trust my editors🫡😂😂😂
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Give us today our daily bread protection and guide oh Lord 🤲🙏
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Ei today deɛ people go church oo, see how the tl make diiin.
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Give us today our daily bread protection and guide oh Lord 🤲🙏
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Haaland just said he can’t wait to play against Manchester utd, sadly this finished club has become a team everybody wants to play against. Man will feast on them anyhow. In Maguire he trust 😂😂😂😂
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🚨Breaking🚨 Bayern Munich prefers to sell Lewandowski to PSG or Chelsea over Barcelona due to their Financial reliability.
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Let’s connect ⚡️⚡️Drop your handle let’s follow each other.
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Twitter will make you forget you were having a chat with someone on WhatsApp 😂
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Husband: I should have married a sensible woman. Wife: A sensible woman will never marry you. Husband: Just! That’s all I wanted to prove!!
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Kudus Mohammed is a better player more than the Brazilian poco lee(Antony) but Manchester United fans will disagree because their football knowledge is abysmal🤝
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Let’s connect guys⚡️⚡️ Drop your handles let’s follow each.
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Real Fact: Koulibaly is very talented as a footballer and better in defending than Pique🤝
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Koulibaly >>>> maguire, varane, bailly and lindelof. No cap 🤝
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Good Morning! May your day be filled with positive things and full of blessings.🙏
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@OfficialAE10 @ESPNUK You’re everywhere talking about Chelsea. U must be bleeding inside u. Keep crying jealous fan
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Good morning to every Chelsea fan across the world and don’t y’all forget Raheem Sterling has won more EPL trophies than Ronaldo,Sancho,Rashford,Martial,Salah and Diaz combined. 🤝
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One sign of a useless boyfriend, “I’m a die hard Man Utd fan”
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@akreana_ #KeaDrive ❤️❤️❤️
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School reunions are scams. Nobody actually misses you, they just want to know if you’ve made it in life.
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@Dr___kez @goal @RafaeLeao7 @ReeceJames Go and watch how he pocketed Vinicius or u watched the back of your tv
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CHELSEA IS A BIGGER CLUB THAN MANCHESTER UNITED RN 🤌
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Koulibaly is who united fans thinks their Argentine Tyrion Lannister is, Proper CB 👏👏
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They scored them 8-2, allowed them to sell all their great assets to buy their best striker and still lashed them, I think we can all agree Barcelona is a very useless club both on and off the pitch 😂✌️
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Olivier Giroud is miles better than Lewandowski. Let that sink in 👍
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@Pulisicate 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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When you start dating a woman that truly love you, you'll realize that women have transport, airtime and the ability to start a conversation👍
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@akreana_ 🔥🔥🔥
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Top 5 Defensive midfielders in the world right now. 1. Ngolo Kante 2. Joshua Kimmich 3. Fabinho 4. Rodri 5. Casemiro Pure and genuine facts🤌
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“Fofana is mid” says someone whose club still pays Harry Maguire and also captains the team. Gyimie!!
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Give us today our daily bread protection and guide oh Lord 👍🙏
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I remembered when I was heartbroken, I woke my aunt’s five months old baby up by 2am and explained everything to him. I cried he cried too. Maturity is not by age 😅😂
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See just imagine the EPL ends today, which fanbase go make shi pass 💀😂
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“Salzburg has gone 18 months without losing at their home grounds” Graham Potter: Hold my beer..
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They’ve lost 3-1 to a team that is placed 17th. Manchester United is a very useless team tbh
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