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@Celestephase

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sith-y heathen. frog enthusiast. slut for science. feminist bitch. TERFs fuck off. she/her🩷💜💙

your mom's house
Joined October 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Celestephase
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3 years
@justky1018 @roastmalone_ I am always so freaked out by the "come visit meeeee" messages from men who live across the country who I don't know the first thing about. Usually within the first few messages. Yes, please, random man, can't wait to be locked up in your dungeon 🙄
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She's a 10, but she kicks you in the head switching from missionary to doggy, looks you straight in the eye, and says "Roadhouse"
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2 years
With great boobs comes great responsiboobity
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2 years
I'm going to be even sluttier just to piss everyone off.
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Men really be out there looking like an unwashed potato while trying to bully women about their appearance 😂👍🏻 bless your hearts
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2 years
Genie: You have 3 wishes Me: I turn Gov. Greg Abbott into a pregnant woman confined to a small house with no power or A/C or working fridge due to our Texas power grid failing on a 104° day Genie: That one's on me #FixTheDamnGrid
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4 years
A lot of us have been subjected to indecent exposure. Exhibitionism isn't uncommon. The first time it happened to me I was 4 years old. It's indefensible that this man is getting defended & time off when he should be fired. @NewYorker #MeToobin
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1 year
My stress level is off the charts. I would gratefully accept pet or animal pictures during this trying time.
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4 months
be kind of heart and thicc of ass
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2 years
When I'm your girl, I'll send you titty pics when you're stuck in traffic on a Tuesday ❤️
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@THR 2 separate women coming forward with 2 horribly disturbing stories of rape, & folks will still be saying "why did they wait so long" and that they need more proof. I'm going to mute this story now and never read it again; what I know is he will never pay a thing for what he did.
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3 years
@people "he cared so deeply" that really resonates. That poor young man; that kind of hurt and pain is impossible to imagine unless you've experienced it. How devastating to lose a child. RIP
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@faulty_female @jaxwax04 @plbuchanan @_jordanlak_ @TheEpicDept Why should she keep it quiet? How is it anything that needs to be hidden? That implies that it was her fault, or she needs to be ashamed, and that is exactly why women need to talk about this. No one should suffer through this feeling alone. The people shaming her are shit.
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2 years
@phillej_ Face down on the ground, shot in the back of the head. "Only the cellphone video clearly shows the shooting; the officer’s body camera “deactivated” seconds before the shooting, according to police." First degree murder. Killer cop has murdered an unarmed black man. Again.
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2 years
My Twitter circle is just everyone I wish I could hook up with, so if you're seeing this, just know I like your butt.
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2 years
If you're thinking today's Supreme Court ruling overturning Roe v. Wade won't impact you, keep in mind this ruling has implications beyond abortion; other basic human rights will be next. Contraception, in vitro fertilization, same sex marriage... #roeoverturned
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2 years
@cjtackett This is sickening, we are allowing these religious zealots to reduce us to an authoritarian state. Books have power; that threatens them.
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2 years
Killing Freya the walrus because "people were getting too close to her" is peak human entitlement. We think we alone own this planet.
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Walrus Freya who became attraction in Norway's Oslo Fjord put down
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@DanRather Thank you to @AOC and @BetoORourke for your selfless work on behalf of Texans. It has been a very traumatic and sad week, but you two give me hope that people are still basically ok.
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@fmason3 @GawkGawkThwack If y'all had chicken pox you should definitely get the shingles vaccine when you're eligible. My parents both suffered shingles, it's miserable. If you've ever had chicken pox, you carry the virus that causes shingles.
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Hi there, handsome! Let me make your day?
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4 years
@MichelleHux We are always sexualized without our consent but when we OWN IT we are slut-shamed. Fuck that. Thank you to all the women artists: you're the heroes we need.
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I resent that I'm old enough that my childhood pics look like the grainy old polaroids of the victims in a true crime documentary.
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A smile is my second favorite thing to put on your face.
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@KaylaChowShow You still owe me for the full hour.
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@LadyDumplings @cosmepolitics I'm sure this guy had a countdown clock going for when Sadie Sink turned 18 🤢
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Seeking advice: if you or someone you care for is nauseous, but they need to eat, what are your go-to mild foods? Besides toast and crackers.
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