BREAKING: Geri Halliwell has been confirmed for the role of the sad oompa loompa in the joint Netflix/BBC treatment of the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow
The Unknown will be played by Idris Elba in what critics are already calling "a career-defining role" - BAFTAs guaranteed
Don't worry, everyone.
Kate Middleton is alive and well, as seen in this totally authentic and not AI-generated photograph of her riding with the 3rd (Prince of Wales's) Corgi Guards. π¬π§