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This is my grandad, coming ashore the morning after D-Day. From the museum in Normandy. He also died 34 years ago today. He spent 7 years in the forces (unwillingly and probably not a hero) fighting Farage and Trump and VoteLeave and every cancer of nationalist hatred.

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Don't bother sending me a letter, Boris. Put the 70p towards some protective equipment for a professional. Frankly I don't need your advice on how not to catch it. Nor your Health Secretary's. Nor even that of the Chief Medical Officer.

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@stevemullis @Gerwin030 Annoying toddler embarrasses himself by misbehaving at a solemn occasion. And there's a child lying on the floor.

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No confidence 9 am tomorrow. Margaret Beckett in an Uber up the Mall at 10 am. At 11 am PM Beckett confirms that she is revoking Article 50. We will examine our role in Europe after Trump and Putin and Xi have left office. Johnson, Gove and Cummings arrested at noon. Do it.

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We need: Corbyn, Swinson, Blackford, Lucas, and maybe Grieve in a room this morning. Then we need them to announce they're supporting a unity Prime Minister: Beckett, Clarke, Harman, someone like that. Then a vote of no confidence. Johnson in exile and Revoke by nightfall.

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I see that Rod Liddle thinks our society's wound has almost healed. I appeal to all my followers: is it just me? Are you all OK? Am I the only one who is, if anything, angrier than ever at the total futility of the victory of racism over common sense? Is Liddle right?

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I'm old enough to remember when a Cabinet Minister went to prison for getting his missus to take three points on her licence for him.

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I see that I get 10 years in prison if I put someone in authority at 'risk' of being 'annoyed'. I have said, since at least 23.06.16, that England is tumbling into Fascism. Now do you believe me?

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@toryboypierce Andrew, I think you'll find the real figure is £978,000,000,000 a minute. Obviously I just typed any old nonsense, but so did you.

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@MPSWestminster Some of us live in London, you know. Some of us know first-hand how you react to normal people who are the victims of crime (sclerotically, if at all). All of us know who really owns the Met. Shameful.

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@MPrepuce @Digbylj Fat, elderly Tory man frightened by woman approximately a million times brighter than he is. This seems to happen a lot.

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Am I the only person who minds that our Prime Minister is clearly pissed? That doesn't worry you?

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I don't know much about prostitution in Mansfield, or how much you get for a voucher worth £3.25. But here is someone who got £126,000 of public money from someone she was having a sexual relationship with.

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If I stole a Twix from the Nisa at the end of the road, I would be prosecuted? If I stole £126,000 from your taxes and spaffed it all over my American mistress, I wouldn't? Or does this only apply to Prime Ministers of countries that have abandoned the rule of law?

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So COVID deaths in the UK today: 2 (who died within 28 days of a positive test) Plus 90 (who died more than 28 days after a positive test) So the Tories say it's 2! (the other 90 will be glad to be wiped from the record to save Tory embarrassment, I'm sure)

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@thedeanlife @metpoliceuk So the police send drones to harass individual walkers in the countryside or arrest solitary passers-by exercising in parks. But the police also herd hundreds of strangers in tube train proximity on Westminster Bridge to thank NHS staff (while making their job more difficult).

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Great that Mark Francois was again among the traitors who voted to trash international law last night. Yet again, for, I think, the eleventh time, he voted by proxy. You only get a proxy vote if you're Covid-ill or pregnant. If he's not ill, he must be pregnant.

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Old guy in the pub last night whom I know slightly. Voted Tory last Thursday. Said he woke up and turned the news on and had this wonderful sense of relief that Brexit was over. At last, he said, we can move on, and, after Jan 31, never hear the word again. Oh dear.

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My husband (healthy, 40s, underlying health condition) has met maybe a dozen people for more than a few seconds in 5 months. On Wednesday next week well over 100 children will sit with him in an enclosed space for an hour, maskless, sharing any viral load from their households.

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Hey, Scotland! You may be the most beautiful country in the world, and Scots invented kind of everything, but just remember: Your fishing industry has been destroyed because the MP for Banbury made her Nativity play a higher priority than some colonial peasants.

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So Andrew Neil ran away from his rubbish programme. And Piers Morgan is running away from his rubbish programme. Are people getting bored of preening, far-Right tossers?

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@ABridgen Such diversity! Some of the elderly white men are bald and some aren't!

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@NadineDorries He broke the law. He's finished. And no one, but no one, else is going to give you a job. Cardboard box time - pack up your desk!

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@ShaunBaileyUK @metpoliceuk Is this enough evidence? Like, a signed confession? £10,000 fine coming up, Shaun!

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180,000 are dead. And now VoteLeave are demanding that you forgive them? Who won't?

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I bet Jenrick's furious with whoever this woman is. Where's her Union Jack?!?!?

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@ShehabKhan @RyanCollins1987 @MattHancock I hope you got his name right.

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So what have we learnt recently? DO NOT go to your second home (but the Queen and her family can, and King Boris and his family can, just not you proles) DO NOT congregate (but grandiose virtue-signalling in a crush across a London bridge is orchestrated by the police) Clear?

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Jennifer's last job was in cyber

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I understand that pet food is facing a national shortage because of Brexit. My husband's cat was unable to vote (despite a higher IQ than the average Leaver) so it seems unfair that he should suffer. Am I allowed to mince up a Brexiteer so that he doesn't go hungry?

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Is Mark Francois not very well? He doesn't seem to be Chair of the ERG any more. And I was sorry not to hear his insights on the Rule Britannia debate. I hope he recovers soon.

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@tompeck Maybe the Kraut thing is the final straw. This is where we are after 75 years of peace (often German-led). This is how we treat neighbours who wish us well. In a world that contains Putin and Trump. Shameful. Disgusting. Abhorrent.

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@Jeremy_Hunt We have left the EU but with no prospect but grinding poverty. You have an 80-seat majority but are you comfortable with how much Putin helped in the latest in a series of rigged elections? And 65,000 are dead - 55,000 more than Germany with a bigger population. Sickening.

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@BBCNewsPR @BBCNewsnight this is smug, entitled, and wrong. the big story of this week, if not the century, is the refusal by the police to investigate the buying of the Brexit referendum. Was there political pressure? It is the job of BBC journalists to investigate - that's what I pay them to do.

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@DavidWooding The Sun, The Times, The Mail! Our civilisation would begin to heal if all of these ceased production, and their owners were in jail, today.

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Germany - population: 83 million; new Covid cases: 6,000 Our country - population: 68 million; new Covid cases: 43,000 Do you think the VoteLeave government have got this right?

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Bit confused The Vomit Telegraph is running a feature on Kamala Harris and her make-up. But they never ran a feature on Trump's make-up, and he wears a fuck of a lot more.

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@BBCPolitics 'makes incorrect claim' Why can't you say 'lies'?

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Here 50,000 have died in a population of 68,000,000 In Germany 5,976 have died in a population of 83,000,000 He can lie, and his courtiers can repeat the lie, but that is not a 'success'. And it may be 'apparent' to him, but the only thing I can see is Tory manslaughter.

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@BBCNewsPR It took you more than 12 hours to come up with that? There have to be resignations. Starting with the Tory DG.

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I'm sure there are nice people in Hampshire But you need to know that 32,113 presumed adults looked at the options available and chose Des Swayne as the person to represent them, 24,403 more than voted for his nearest challenger. And he's a blithering idiot.

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@ZacGoldsmith Well ahead of his opponents? He was the only candidate, mate.

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@hunter_hhhh @TAdamsBio42 When were the 30-50 feral hogs?

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@ElliotElinor @TByrne75 Is it not reminiscent of the Foreign Secretary selling state secrets, while at a chem-sex party with the KGB, and then being seen pissed in Perugia Airport the next morning? If it's so blatant as to be unthinkable, then you can get away with anything, however immoral or illegal?

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We came to England for the beautiful cathedral in Salisbury and the amazing, not very expensive soy sauce

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Remain protests (among others): Oct 18 - 1 million Mar 19 - 1 million Oct 19 - 2 million Leave protests: Frottage march - 11 tubby racists in a lay-by Parliament Square - scuffles with 5 pissed wankers Today in Donny - nobody at all. Will the BBC tell us who cares more?

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A quarter of a million people have been diagnosed with Covid in the last 7 days. We have 7 times the incidence of France, about the same population, and more than 4 times the incidence of Germany, which has a much bigger population. You think this is over?

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Quick question to anyone reading this: 8 days since it was revealed that the most powerful man in the country broke the rules he wrote, in blatant, elitist hypocrisy, showing contempt for the sacrifice and the grief that most of us have borne. Are you more or less angry now?

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@benrileysmith But you weren't allowed parties at all, whether at work or at home or anywhere with a 'dual purpose'.

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@MikeHolden42 @franceshinde The rumour mill just doesn't cast its morsels as far as the West Midlands. Give us a clue! And remember: don't hurt Sarah Vine's feelings (who has spent her entire career being spiteful about other women in crisis)

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Does anybody think Chris Whitty would have been harassed tonight if Remain had won on 23.06.16? The Farage vote has poisoned everything that has happened since, and made our country an uninhabitable hellhole.

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Wales is worried about covid: 'I'm afraid that is what you get when you vote for socialists,' says Rees-Mogg 70,000 deaths, almost all preventable, plus the worst recession in the G7, and a no-deal Brexit days away: 'I'm afraid that is what you get when you vote for Tories'

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So it's a General Election in November, isn't it? Before the torment of Brexit starts. Before another Covid 6-month lockdown. Before energy prices double. And we've got 5 more years of BunterSavile.

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@ChesterCath This is grotesque! 170,000 have died and the pandemic in England is getting worse at a horrifying rate. Please do not follow through with this shameful stunt.

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@ranil @BorisJohnson Here's another Biblical verse for you, mate: Jesus wept.

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The virus is out of control. Because we don't have a working test and trace system. Not because we don't have the money to build one: we've chucked £12,000,000,000 at it already. Because Tories have looted it. Profiteering in times of national crisis makes me (alone?) angry.

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@AndrewRosindell Screenshot for the inevitable deletion when the cretin realises we're going to have to grovel to President Biden to stay alive next year.

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12 billion quid to develop an app that cost the Germans a few thousand? Dom's mark-ups are getting a little obvious now... Is Bastille Day approaching?

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Marvellous news! Barnier's final offer is that EU fleets will hang on to 85% of British fish caught in British waters. So a lifetime's grinding poverty and the end of our economy and the destruction of our world-beating arts industry - all worth it for a handful of mackerel!

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Sturgeon didn't lie, and killed nobody. The BBC screeches for her resignation in every bulletin for 48 hours. Sunak did lie, and his wheeze killed tens of thousands. The BBC broadcasts a pukeworthy worship vid, with the journalistic values of a One Direction fanzine.

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@BBradley_Mans @MarcusRashford Amazingly Marcus has a day-job at which he excels and, in his spare time, he is spearheading a remarkable nationwide campaign to save hungry children from Tory cruelty. Attending to his postbag and soothing the bruised ego of Tory MPs cannot be his top priority right now.

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@BBCBreaking You're now acting as his PR in damage limitation? Is there no depths the BBC won't plumb in its degradation?

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So when he thought that Dover and Calais were in the same country he was nearly right?

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@marcusjdl How strange that someone who is so spiteful and arrogant in her scribblings behaves like this to other humans in real life!

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So 357 Tories voted last night to put the offending clauses back in after the Lords took them out, And 1 Tory (Michael Gove) took them out again today because he was ordered to by a foreigner. And the swivel-eyed VoteLeave loons are happy with that? Ho ho ho!

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@mikegalsworthy @christopherhope Will there be 'girls' like at Lebedev's Italian villa?

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@nadhimzahawi 70,000 deaths, most of them due to Tory arrogance and incompetence. Sorry if the elite would like the peasants to be kinder to them.

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So Johnson is in a tepee on the East Coast of Scotland. With Lord Lucan and Elvis, and Boris's baby goes out riding on Shergar while Carrie has flying lessons with Amelia Earhart.

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Your daily reminder that at the General Election of 2017 the DUP received 292,316 votes out of an electorate of 46.8 million. This means that, for every 160 voters, 159 did not vote for the DUP. So why are they in charge?

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@JuliaHB1 Divide is between: Those whose obsession with a Fascist-funded project to flog England off under cover of restoring national pride is so great that nothing (moral vacuum for leader, racism, physical cruelty to women) will shift their selfishness; And Those who fear the above.

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@Adam_SH69 It's strange how right-wing people only regret idiotic policy when they personally are hurt. What is it about selfishness in political perspective which deprives them of empathy and humanity?

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@George_Osborne @BorisJohnson @trussliz @EveningStandard Someone's hacked your account, Gid. Bunter's contribution was to double her sentence with his grotesque gaffe. And we've coughed up because we need fossil fuel. Nobody, apart from the Radcliffes, is in line for any congratulations, least of all the cretins of VoteLeave.

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Bold of GB News to air a discussion offering a positive spin on Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew Neil, entirely coincidentally, was a close friend of Epstein, of course. Tonight is it Jimmy Savile's turn? Or Sir James, as he was known to Andrew's friends in the English Establishment.

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If you marched (800,000 in October 18, 1,000,000 in March 19, 2,000,000 in October 19) If you signed (6,150,000) If you voted Remain (16,400,000) Thursday is your last chance to ditch Brexit. Vote for the candidate who is the likeliest to beat the Tory. Please.

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Where is the fucking report (on Tory treachery with Russia)? Where is the fucking report (from the OBR about the Tories fucking the country)? Where is the fucking report (on the spaffing of public money on Arcuri)? Where is the fucking report (on Vote Leave)?

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@LockedStu Funny how Americans travel the world expecting to be thanked for existing. Someone I knew was horrified to learn that road signs in France were in French. 'How do they expect Americans to get around?' they whined.

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Alok Sharma - not so much one sandwich short of a picnic, as the hamper fell out the boot and has been run over by a lorry on the M6

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The murder of a public servant is horrific. The avoidable deaths of 170,000 is abhorrent. So MPs today chatted about how to stop us finding out what they spend our money on, and how to stop people being spiteful to them online. Warm horses and duck houses all round!

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@LeeHurstComic You wear a mask to protect others - in other words, it's a gesture of decency and solidarity. Clearly these things are alien to you.

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Highlight of today: Sarah Vine and her plankton husband will be downing pints of hydroxychloroquine on national TV to show that they are right and experts are wrong.

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340 MPs voted for this abhorrent lurch into Fascism. We know who they are and this will hang round their miserable necks for the rest of their careers.

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@OwenPaterson I've had a busy day today - I've been negotiating China's trading relationship with Wolverhampton. The former hasn't given me any authority, and the latter isn't able to operate on its own account - but my ignorance is only outstripped by my arrogance, and I know I did well.

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@ParhamGhobadi @garside66 Brilliant look from Christine at 0.14 - whose diseased loins did you spring from?

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The Home Secretary is more angry about upsetting a white man who died in 1712 than a black man murdered by police the other day.

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@seaniegriff @WPhilosopher @twlldun Surely the greatest newspaper apology of all time

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Please note: Boris had a scheme (absurd and unwanted) for a bridge - it cost £53,000,000 in unrecoverable costs. You paid this. A nurse's salary is, on average, £22,928. The Boris Bridge wasted the salaries of 2,312 nurses - for nothing. Are you voting Tory now?

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

3 years

So we have a Health Secretary who wants people to die. A Benefits Secretary who wants people to starve. A Justice Secretary who allows law-breaking. An Education Secretary who destroys teachers. And a Transport Secretary who unleashes death on the roads. When is the UN invading?

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

3 years

I'm hearing Laura Kuenssberg has been offered Foreign Secretary, with Nick Robinson going to Lord Chancellor, and Justin Webb at Education.

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

3 years

Urgent reminder that Darren Grimes is so stupid that it saved him from jail.

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

4 years

The Prime Minister has announced that the police are wrong about a legal breach. Can anyone see that this might be a tiny bit worrying?

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

4 years

So: the Home Secretary isn't trusted with sensitive info. the Prime Minister emerges for a tea party after 14 days' holiday. much of Tory England is underwater. Duncan-Smith admits English politicians are too stupid to do the job. BBC amplifies the BNP. And this is fine?

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

1 year

@edwinhayward I think normal people would be impressed that he presumably managed to do his duty by both his dad and his son in the same day, taking advantage of the time-zone difference.

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

3 years

I voted REMAIN in 2016. After the EU's suggestion that they might abide by the rules they agreed with us, I'm sorry to say that I haven't changed my mind. Because I'm not a child.

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

4 years

So we were looking at a concentration camp on a lump of rock in the middle of the Atlantic? Can this scum get any more barbaric?

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

4 years

@DominicRaab @SCCLeader After 10 years of Tories food banks are a necessary evil, and only a truly twisted mind could find anything to celebrate in them. Tories are an unnecessary evil. And it's time you resigned.

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

4 years

There are 1,500,000 NHS staff. The Tories are boasting on Tory TV that they have organised tests for 2,000. So they've only got 1,498,000 to test. Why did anyone vote Tory?

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

3 years

Does the Isle of Wight get some sort of prize for going from Tier 1 to Tier 4 in a fortnight?

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

5 years

@kirancmoodley @RCgothic @guardian When I stood for the Greens 3 weeks ago I was up against Tory and Labour and no one else. Someone wrote TRAITORS by both Tory and Labour candidates, and USELESS by my name. I failed to persuade the adjudicator that this was a positive, or less negative, vote for me.

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

3 years

Hello, @VodafoneUK You've had an email from me already and I'll speak to somebody as soon as I can. I'm a customer of many years, and my charity uses your services. You've got a week to remove your support for GB News, or we're leaving. And I won't be the only one.

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PuzzledPolitico

@Cat_n_Bagpipes

8 months

@SaulStaniforth Presumably Richard was fully aware of the Yorkshire Ripper's plans before they were carried out? And the Great Train Robbery?

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