Airport drop off took forever. Airport was packed, then there was night construction on the freeways. My eyeballs are floating here, my bladder was so full. LoL, I made it home safely.
It's crazy how I've always trusted that it was (FOR EXAMPLE) Tuesday because it was the day immediately after Monday. Now I just go by the pics on Twitter. Is it Tits? Butts? Thighs? (Etc...)
Today we're showing tits, or at least somewhat.
I look like sht, but I'm at work... so it's totally fine. Anyway... I need shoe suggestions. I'm kinda thinking TALL heels, maybe stilettos. IDK. Not flats and nothing too matronly. Obese ladybug needs awesome shoes.🤣
Working on my continuing education hours. I have all year to do it but I'll have it done within a week. Because I'm a nerd and I just want to get it out of the way.
@DrakeGatsby
My friend gave me an edible when my anxiety was out of control. I spent hours sitting in a lawn chair, shining a flashlight at her horse in the pasture because I was too stupid to get up and go in the house.
Kicked ass (Friday). Turned my entire to-do list into a to-DONE list. Also managed to avoid an intimate encounter, thanks to an earlier French fries mishap. Felt I deserved a drink. Jumped in the car for a quick errand. Gas station cocktail time!
This is the most stubbornly "stay put" lipstick I've ever applied. I'm done trying to remove it. Life is too short to bother with such a task. I guess this is just my face now.
@manofletterz
Okay... but nobody has called me ugly (yet) today, either. This is the first time that anyone is seeing me today. Woo-hoo... right here in a reply to YOUR tweet. Lucky you. 😂😂😂 (Sorry though. Fr)
The past 24 hours have exhausted my emotions. My heart is heavy and feels like it is breaking. My stomach is angry too. Things will get better though. Here's proof of life and hope for brighter days❤
Throwback to the ONLY known picture ever taken of me in a bikini. Pasty white bc it was late February and my first day in Hawaii. I'm way older and fatter now. Oh yeah, my boobs are way more humongous now too! 😂
#TBT