Cah-TUH @Carter__0891 Twitter profile

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Cah-TUH

2 months

If you can see this, they gave me my old account back (again). So if you're not already, I'm at @__C_A_R_T_E_R__ until Twitter gets me outta here for a 4th time. 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

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2 years

I hate when people text me "GM"... General motors to you too nigga. Shit.

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6 months

Whitney Houston - I'm your baby tonight.

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6 months

Name a song you like that shows just how good someone can sing & how much range their voice has?

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2 years

Why is this restaurant review KILLING ME?!??😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@TherealJDiorr This probably my favorite one. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Carter__0891

7 months

Yikes. (side note, this thing where people stitch themselves into a video on Tiktok and lend NOTHING to the conversation is wildly annoying.)

Anti-Republican AF

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7 months

Ced got some ‘splaining to do yo. Designing Women ran from 86-93. This particular episode was season 3 which first aired in 88.

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@Cravinglex @Brieyonce Not necessarily. She might just be stupid.

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@exact__lee Wait until he wants your truck. 😭😭😭

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@THISisLULE My God I thought I was tripping!!! It's a nice sentiment, but Jesus.

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3 years

One of bae's coworkers bought in someone elses positive covid test so he could get some days off... But he forgot to change the information, so he got fired instead.

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2 years

@whitwintercold @lmTheReasonWhy On that part I went...

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3 years

Sis is FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE BACK THERE!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Seven Springs

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3 years

❄️ 1 inch of natural snow overnight 🌨 16 inches of snow this week 🎿 21 slopes and trails 🏂 3 terrain parks 🚡 9 am - 9 pm Snow Report:

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@AsToldByBrian Listen, I would like to fight.

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@thecimonalisa The lyrics literally say "Less than one minute old" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I feel like I'm in the twilight zone reading Twitter sometimes.

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@BMagic302 @CtrlWillow Nobody skipped that part. It's just not smart. A joint account together that you both put money in for the purpose of saving/paying bills, yes. HIS account where you have to ask him for your money?!?!! Would you advise this for your daughter who's not even married to this man?

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@guapgetterjeff @kanyewest

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@CarlTheBrand @DeadPrezidentss That shit look like wrapping paper. 🥴🥴🥴🥴

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@Sko_Nice @HoodClarkKent Then send you the bill. 😭

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3 years

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRITTANY RENNER SHUT THEM UGLY ASS NIGGAS UP!!! I'm fucking screaming. This just made my workout.

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@MrGee54 Do you know how hard I had to strain to not scream in this building?

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2 years

@JckMent @martinaanene @Caramel_Lima Yes. I changed my password because my little one was buying Robucks with my money. One day he asked me to buy him some, sat next to me and watched me type the new password, then as I slept he went his room and hit me up for $1.99 Robucks like 6 times. 😭😭

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@CharlieisLETHAL @ItsLinzzz_ Girl it's fuckin WAX. I'm mad as shit because that looked GOOD. 😭

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@Carter__0891

2 years

Before y'all get in your feelings about how me and my 19 year old talk to each other, please remember: A: I don't give a fuck. B: Fuck you. 3: Fuck you again.

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@smoke_nd_pearlz The women kee-keeing with him in the comments calling the dog her man, makes me wanna

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@karenobilom @ihythreat @naijadomination Nah you gotta drink your drink in about 10 seconds or that "straw" turns into a ramen noodle. No thanks.

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@BannedOnSocial @smoke_nd_pearlz

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@RealJtHolmes Mans said

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@ApollioXX @exact__lee OMG I'm his mom. We say all kinds of shit to each other, but he's 19, that's my road dawg.

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1 year

LOL. No.

dream girl

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1 year

pray for the happiness of those who’ve harmed you

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@Carter__0891

3 years

@itslinzzzz Somewhere there's a stray cat that is just SICK from being lumped in with these niggas.

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@v2thevlo @sixinchbeys Single doesn't have anything to do with not wanting to be cheated on sir.

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@brownandbella I never thought about having those rules for kids but mine just thew a third of a pork chop away and he almost got throat chopped. (verbally)

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@Carter__0891

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@siriuslycollins @BMagic302 @CtrlWillow Yeah he heard that. You gotta remember there's a lot of men around here that can't wait to take advantage of an unsuspecting dummy, so theres that.

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@Carter__0891

3 years

I think everyone knows that sigh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@DashThaniel @Liizabethh Nobody asked for perfection. Not treating your partner like shit is the bare minimum.

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@JustBee813 @Phil_Lewis_

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@PLAGA_ABS @YourOnlyThought @iamexona @dailyinstavids No, it's called dancing.

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3 years

What's the problem here?!

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@Carter__0891

2 years

LMAOOOOFNRJEJEJ He just glossed over that General Motors line. 😭 (Watch he call me like "WTF you mean by General Motors? 😭 He is NOT a texter at alllllllll)

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1 year

She definitely wasn't gonna do it for your ugly ass. ❤️

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@theashleyray So iconic!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@DisDrey @netflix

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I've never been big on idolizing someone else's life, or marriage... As an outsider, you only see on the surface. You see what they want you to see. There's not a single couple I could go "Lord I see what you do for others"... Because I dont know what happens behind closed doors.

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@CortneyJMarley @NoPauseTv Me:

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@edsaperia @nessathewriter

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@Puff_Iya @smoke_nd_pearlz Me:

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@SlymmSupreme @GQ_BKR @UGStreaming LMAO you sound like a bot bro. 😭😭😭 I almost thought you were hacked.

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Aunt Viv sounds like she knows some shit.....

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@jeanMariedeux He got it wrong the first couple times because I got the declined notifications. 😭😭😭😭

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@MrsKhandiCoated I'm glad she took that goofy shit down. Like make it make sense girl!

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@LeftnutLuscious @Priceless_KP

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@CurrentLoud @RonaldOcean12 @RockstarGames

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@such_A_frknlady

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I Google searched the Elon story and these came up. I couldn't breathe for a few seconds. 😭

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@bria_tortilla Made it about 5 seconds in...

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2 years

"They don't have many negative experiences" -A nigga trying to be their next or first negative experience.

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@jologzlv @migsb_OF @rahsh33m Not your call to make, bird chest.

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Imagine..... Just imagine a nigga inviting you over for breakfast, then putting on a Joe Budden podcast.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@CiaoBellaJoy @BIGPIKLIZ They all have the same face. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@SurelyNotEbony I thought it was just me, like move out the way!!!

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@AeonAcidReflux @LustforJewls I felt awkward watching it.

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@adahadzic03 @WrittenByHanna I ask myself this working in DC.... I remember a group of Brits were looking for subway... I thought they meant Metro... They came all this way to eat Mid subs. 😥

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3 years

I've never asked if my pussy was good, but guess who volunteered that information though?

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@ukxsx @MrsBundrige No, it isn't.

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@DArkMEATHOOK @JohnathanPerk I agree. Everybody isn't for everyone, and that's okay.

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@mariekler1 @karenobilom @ihythreat @naijadomination I'm not gonna do that, but thank you hun. ❤️

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@GlowySweetFab @DArkMEATHOOK @JohnathanPerk If some dickhead decides he doesn't or won't date me because I'm black, that's not my loss. I also won't try to force someone to recognize my humanity. If that's your ministry, cool.... I'll pass.

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Estelle: I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who's just my type... Me:

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there’s some lyrics that you just have to skip because the power of the tongue….. 😭😭

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@kceeelizabeth23 @Deelishis_Dee I thought the same thing. I was gonna say I hope she gets well soon but.....

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I bought two of my favorite coworkers in enough seafood lasagna for them to take home to share with their wives and these niggas gonna call my desk to tell me they ate it all..... I SAID IT WAS FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE NIGGA(S)!!!!!!

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@SonicReducer13 @lachubbybella @screwyoumegn This is why disinfectant was invented. Next caller....

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@jeffreyfelt5 @CNBC @acorns

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@siriuslycollins @BMagic302 @CtrlWillow Yeah, older women who were abused who had no money to flee or leave wouldn't think this was a good idea. My mom was married 50 of her 74 years, I showed her this she scoffed. 😂😂

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@MoniseLSeward @StrangeKeith She's giving lethargic couture.

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@vitaminm1lk @GlamazonJay Because at what point should we know better? Niggas gonna nig. At what point do you say maybe I don't need a man THAT BAD to do something like this?

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The fact that she says "I'm not in no hurry" but was trying to get that shit over with to get her ass to the mall...

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@TheLifeOfTee @doesasshe @JoeyRyanB @cali1ove

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@ItsLinzzz_ His ex.... She knew....

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@nhoodpublicist It's exhausting. We just over here trying to not die, and here they ass come.

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1 year

Something ain't getting done. Hope this helps. ❤️

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Can someone please explain the secret to: having a full time job, keeping the flat clean, doing a weekly shop, doing clothes washing, exercising, cooking every day, looking after a pet, having a hobby, having an active social life, going on holiday and saving money each month

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@ApxFlex The fish:

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@therealmrdaddy1 @brownandbella Said a clown that likes his own tweets. 🙄

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@iamjan___ @StarsAndBars123 Because they are both broke Jan.

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@WhatevrNevrmnd @ogkeema Man if they did let me know which restaurant this is because I'd LOVE for someone to sneak me some extra bacon. 😭😭😭😭😭

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Losing 3 coworkers on December 8th (maybe more), when the feds drop the hammer on the vaccine. One guy is quitting both his jobs. If this is what they want, cool, ain't fucking with the food on my table. This means I can work their shift and my OT rate just raised to $55/hr.

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@SevereWxSnow @Globalfights_ All words were made up at some point, goofy.

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@mynejas @JamesDGrambo THIS is the question that needs answering!!!!!

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@BellaJoyAgain SO. SICK. OF. YOU. 😭😭😭

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3 years

I hope the universe sends that squeegee professional only good things. ❤️

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There’s a crash with SUV overturned on E Pratt St at S President St 21202 #InnerHarbor @Zeke_Cohen . #BalTraffic Watch @CitizenAppBALT video as a squeegee professional helps the occupant from the vehicle and to safety before #BMORESBravest & #BCFDEMS arrive.

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@cluedinirich1 @_LokeyDokey_ @JenniferRoseNYC Significant others die. They get sick. Your mom may get sick and need family. Seniors also live on fixed income sometimes in a world where the price of things go up. It's crazy that this is even a discussion. Are you well?

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