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@CaroleSmiless

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Catholic - Widowed Mother of 6 beautiful children - Love Only - Just speaking my truth - RIP Charles

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@SweetBabyTayz Hi Tay, after my late husband died, it took some time for me to finally take my freind’s advice and download tinder. Many men of all ages would ask me the same question and I’ve realized it means they want to do anal and shit on your chest after. Just say no. God bless.
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@sarahlugor Hi Sarah, do we know this to be true? I wouldn’t mind getting vaccinated just for larger breasts. My late husband would tell me I should get implants and I never did, I would love for him to spite my mommy milkers from heaven because he won’t be getting any. God bless.
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@kiIlcops Hi dear, I’m so sorry you experienced this. Because I’m so old now, it’s more special to make it to the next birthday. I now go by a philosophy that if someone blows my candles, I get to blow their man. You can apply this if you’d like. Kind regards.
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@sarahlugor I loved it everytime my late husband did it. We were married so long that he knew all the non-verbals that would get me weak in the knees. I had to see a doctors eventually because we never realized I bursted my knee caps from giving him too long a blow job. Kind regards.
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@dorianbanisterr My late husband and I have seen a lot of media so this is quite impressive. I do want to say that we’ve seen better father-son casting in gay porn though.
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@CherylSyles @SweetBabyTayz Hi Kalimah, I know exactly how you’re feeling. Imagine me when I experienced it for the first time without any context to what ‘DTF’ means and without any warning before my chest… never mind. Just be careful, men were creeps 30 years ago and they still are today. God bless.
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@fasc1nate My late husband loved the ant farm in our home and now I miss him dearly. The first few seconds of this video also reminds me of when he’d fill my rear hole so much that it started to overflow - it sounds messy, but he cleaned everything by eating me out afterwards. God bless.
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@_noirestbeau_ Hi Kaijzah, thank you for this. My late husband and I liked to spice up our sex lives. One time, I let him shove his foot inside me with a condom on. It was weird at first until he started moving his toes while he was inside me. Best orgasm ever. God bless.
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@breanaharrell Hi Breana, I hated when men did this. I found something that works but it’s old school: I’d give them a blow job before getting out of the car. I don’t let them finish, I just smile and I slowly get out of the car. They will be watching and staying parked for a while. God bless.
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@angelauren13 @sarahlugor MA’AM YOU!! You look DIVINE, miss. I hope that whoever your partner us treats you with the respect you deserve. Love only and kind regards.
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@sarahlugor Hi Sarah, I believe that it is legal to ride a horse on the freeway if you’re in a van with tinted windows. I have not rode a horse hung man since my late husband passed. I miss him and his assets - non financial - deeply. God bless.
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@infiniteerrorx @JBlientele I remember when my late husband and I went through a tornado when we lived in Oklahoma. We really thought we wouldn’t survive. To brace for the worst, we held each other and then I inserted his fat cock into my hole. We believe this is when we conceived our 2nd child. God bless.
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@briantheruller Hi Brian, thank you for normalizing the different ways we can all take care of our mental health. Whenever my late husband and I used to get into arguments, he’d give me the silent treatment. In these moments, I’d play with my dildo for 3 hours to clear my mind. God bless.
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@lilaltoidfyb Hi Dre, DM me. My late husband passed years ago and I’ve been married so it’s no longer a sin to have sexual intercourse with whomever I please. I can do that hand over the boob pose for you but I want it to be your hand. Thank you and god bless.
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Just heard the bam bam song by Camila and Ed and it made me feel so happy. My late husband has passed for so long. Just because I miss his voice and monster cock deep in my throat doesn’t mean I can’t go dancing and deep throating other men that are alive. Sigue bailando!
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@fasc1nate I have always been so amazed at the sophistication of aerial crafts. Seeing the wings move along with the turbulence reminds me of how my vaginal flaps would do the same exact thing as I was riding my late husband’s fat cock. God bless.
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@fuxabunch @minyamaxim @SeanRMoorhead @chiweethedog @LadeIsPower I did not spend 18 years in the closer to realize I’m straight
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@hotcocoababe @kiIlcops What she does and whom she blows is none of my business, I just want her to know she can get even. Kind regards Ashley.
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@addicted2Nelly @_noirestbeau_ My late husband looking down on me as he moved his toes around to find my g-spot
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@roxyyluv Hi Roxy, I miss getting drunk and enjoying the little things like peeing. I also miss when my late husband, Charles, and I would get drunk together and experiment sexually. One time he pissed on me and asked me to call him R Kelley. I love and miss him dearly. God bless.
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@shutupaida I mostly use olay products which has worked well for my old skin. Back when my late husband was alive, his nectar of cum was enough to keep my face feeling fresh. It was cheap (free-ish) too! I had to work for it, but I looked and felt great. Kind regards.
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They should make dildos where you can store your partner’s ashes inside so that I can feel like my late husband is still pleasing me from heaven. God bless.
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@XARI4N @ManiBagg_ Carole a gawk gawk demon for a wave of semen. God bless.
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@unmissablez @aeselii When you’re old as I am, those regrets become laughable moments that you sorta cherish. Like that time I got the number 6 from Taco Bell with the that spicy sauce AND STILL let Charles penetrate my back area. Definitely embarrassing in the moment but it was our inside joke
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@soggymira @himb0sexua1 That is not Tyler’s cum, that would be disgusting. That is my late husband’s cum. We took this photo on his Nokia camera phone in 2002 before his passing.
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@jisoooknd @addicted2Nelly @_noirestbeau_ They’ll thank the lord it happened this way because there may have just been a 7th child otherwise
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@MANIGETSJUICY Why would you post this intimate moment between strangers online? I remember when my late husband, Charles, and I would do things like this when we travel. It’d break my heart to see us posted without our consent - for that content, please ask for my onlyfans. Kind regards.
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@goblinterritory @SweetBabyTayz - me when the shit came out on my chest unannounced like a fart turned shart
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@ryyaann__ Hi Ryan, even if the other person isn’t receptive, you spoke your truth and that’s all the matters. This is like when I told my late husband, Charles, that I was a virgin but also had a wide set vagina - he still loved me and we were married for 30 years. Stay strong, god bless.
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@PopCrave @DaBabyDaBaby @Camila_Cabello Payola oh la la! all of my songs left the charts, oh na na! So I’m going to pay to be relevant oh la la
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@nikaylacona @sarahlugor Yes dear, stream wild side by miss Normani and miss Cardi B
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@TahBas3 @fasc1nate Tongue in *butt cheeks. Kind regards.
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@enyaraibaz @Alaye_of_spain @wavyemma Black men always mad when black women make the switch
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@briantheruller Hi Brian, when I was in high school, there were multiple men sneakin into me like I was club. It was much easier to be sneakier then because there weren’t cameras or phones to expose us of those fun times. God bless.
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I stumbled across an old photo of my mum during World War II. She was one of the first women enlisted as a flight attendant during the war. May she still be in the mile high club in heaven, god bless.
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@betteroffwbk @PopCrave I prefer my men musty, that way they can’t complain about my smell down there. God bless.
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My late husband stopped eating sweets years before his passing due to him being diabetic. Even then, I still made him a cake because he loved to blow the candles out. The best part was that after the family went to bed, he’d eat out my cake and not the one I bake. God bless.
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@hotcocoababe @kiIlcops I would love that, it’d be nice to experience some nice, hot, hard duck.
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@historyinmemes Thank you for sharing this video, it was so entertaining to see Laszlo’s reaction. This reminds me of when my late husband asked if we could record ourselves and I swear my Charles made the same facial reaction while I pounded his rear end with a strap on dildo. God bless.
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@fiveoqloq @sarahlugor Hi dear, I did not stutter nor was I gagging. I have not been gagged since my Charles passed. I miss his massive cock and his presence deeply. Kind regards.
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@AANGSSTAFFFF @WhoopyGushion Charles and I loved BTS. Our last concert before he passed was their performance in Los Angeles. What a fun time, the crowd was so loud they couldn’t hear my moans over it. We were so naughty that night. Kind regards.
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@Kevchesterr Hi Bevin, you are right. My late husband and I had once visited New York and the Bronx. After a romantic dinner, our waitress offered to show us a few dance clubs. She then joined us in a threesome and offered to shit on both of us. It was strange - but only at first. God bless.
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My grandson told me he didn’t want to watch squid game in Korean with subtitles and then complained that the dubbing was off and made the acting look worse than before. I’ve since removed him off my Netflix account and list of beneficiaries. God bless.
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@KianaLede Hi miss Lede, thank you for the best wishes. People think because I’m older and that I’m a widow that I don’t need lots of dick or pussy wishes for the new year. Luckily I don’t need any wishing because I got exactly that at the stroke of midnight. God bless.
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I don’t eat ass out because I know most of you men think that the shower water running down your ass cheeks like a waterfall is considered cleaning it. God bless.
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Today I learned how to salsa dance. It was exhilarating yet heartbreaking to have new life experiences without my late husband. I also learned how to take two cocks at the same time - in the same hole. I cannot wait to see what the rest of the week looks like. God bless.
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My late Charles loved the outdoors. Here’s a lovely photo of him on a sunny day in Jersey. I remember this day well because it was right after he shoved my face in the hay as his massive cock was inside my rear hole. I miss his soft touch dearly. God bless.
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@DavidAnvil @infiniteerrorx @JBlientele Hi David, thank you for asking. We named her Sandy because by the time the tornado had subsided, there was rubble, dirt, and sand all over our home, hair, body, and inside my vagina. Kind regards.
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@rosesforchateau @popoopeepisspie No problem dear. I need white people to understand that we cannot speak on anyone’s experiences and need to stop trying to whitesplain experiences. We’ve had history books and the media do that for centuries and we need to learn to actively listen and understand. God bless.
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My late husband, Charles, when he’d retract his face from my legs because he said he’d eat me out if it’s not the time of the month and I tell him ‘it’s not’:
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@fasc1nate This is fascinating and reminds me much of my late husband, Charles. We both especially loved the rain and puddles. When they pulled the stick out from the puddle, it also reminded me of when Charles would pull out of my rear end after I ate level 5 spicy Pad Thai. God bless.
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@forgot_piece Hi Violet, my late husband and I seldom had sex around 2 years before his passing. Now that I’m not bound by marriage and finally tapped into my sex drive again with sex toys, I hope to have sex at least twice a day as my time here may not be as long as most. God bless dear.
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Listening to a playlist my late husband made me for our 30th anniversary and this song makes me miss him so much…
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@ManiBagg_ Hi Miss Honey, this is cute and all but it’s still a little amateur in my honest opinion. I guess it’s all relative though, if the men you’re with thinks that’s as good as it gets, then that’s fair. God bless you and the men you give ‘gawk gawk’ to.
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My late husband was a big fan of this abstract art piece. I’ve been trying to find the artist to purchase it in his honor. I just love the way it looks like mushrooms being held together by the human touch - a contrast of nature and people coming together as one. God bless.
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@JunkJaguar @sarahlugor Don’t worry, I recovered after only 153 days and started providing Charles blow jobs again by day 154. God I miss that man.
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I love how someone somewhere out there is having their first kiss, someone else just got their dream job, some other lucky person is getting plowed in the rear end by a hot stranger, and someone’s having their best day ever. I hope today is your day, you deserve it. God bless.
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Joanne constantly mocks me around our girlfriends for having a dead husband. The only thing more dysfunctional than my friendship with Joanne is her husband’s erectile dysfunction. My husband might be dead but my sex life is more alive than that raggedy hoe. God bless.
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The men on tinder are always offering to eat me out from under my desk during my work from home meetings but I wish they’d offer to drop off food for me during my work from home meetings. God bless.
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@FUCCl She looks lovely. Does anyone know where she got this outfit? I’d love to wear something like this, but only the pants and the top. I feel this without the underwear would look great on me. Please DM the link if anyone knows. God bless.
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thinking about cheating on my late husband
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Miss Alicia Keys, I’m so sorry - we white people have wronged again. God bless.
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Although I didn’t like it at first, Don’t go yet by miss Camila Cabello is a grower. Just like my late husband, Charles, he was a grower. When we first met, I was initially disappointed til I got him fully erect and we stayed married for 30 years. God bless.
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Hi Keem, I’m over 40 & I could suck your juevos dry better than anyone who isn’t old enough to remember where they were during 9/11. Unfortunately, I’m not into boys that mask their shortcomings with hyper-masculinity. You might have more fun with a dildo in your 🍑. God bless.
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You guys keep telling me to date someone my own age. I googled “39 year old woman”. I will not be listen to you guys. If you remember where you were on 9/11 I’m not interested.
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@ChloeBailey Hi Chloe, I’m just as excited for you. embrace what your body tells you as it knows you best. I used to get afraid of getting that excited when my late husband would ask if I wanted to do anal. We then realized ‘shitting myself’ was natural lube. Money efficiency! God bless.
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Doing some spring cleaning and missing my late husband more than usual. It always breaks my heart because all the items remind me of the things we’d do together. What am I supposed to do with his collection of dildos? Goodwill it is. God bless.
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@PopBase Now why is she wearing a Covid face mask as a top? These celebrities need to stop using these dang award shows as a political statement!! God bless.
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@izzyp700 @CherylSyles @SweetBabyTayz Hi Glunk, I am not sure if that is true but he definitely ate out some fish that night. Kind regards.
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The gays are celebrating #FreeBritney while asking her to release new music and this is a bigger oxymoron than when my late husband would ask me if we can do anal but he’d take me out to eat Indian food prior.
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Anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers when they test positive for COVID:
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You’ll pass a test you didn’t study for.
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@fasc1nate What a beautiful & pure moment. This reminds me of the time when my late husband and his friend had a few drinks and asked if I wanted to get double penetrated in my rear hole. I hesitated for a few seconds but said yes. I also had to learn how to walk again after. God bless.
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@ppredictors I find this scary but believe it to be true. As I stand by my faith, I just know as a widowed catholic woman… when I finally have an orgasm again, the world - all 7.8 billion people - will hear it and it’ll be a blessed day not just for me, but for everyone.
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@rebecamaia_p @Active_gilbert @thursdaygirl The big sister never found out because she was the ‘best friend’ that got dropped
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@nochillnonge @Man1Anarchy Hi Princess, I love hearing about your excitement. my late husband and I loved to watch anime. Some of our favorites includes Naruto, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Ruroni Kenshin, and even Dragon Ball. Whenever we were feeling adventurous, we’d also watch Hentai and then role play. God bless.
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@sidxnt @lilaltoidfyb Laugh out loud! Sid, thank you for making me laugh. My husband was quite the vouyerist. We had our share of swinging experiences and I swear he stared more at the men than myself. Sometimes I wondered about that Charles… but now I’ll never know since he’s dead
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My dear Charles served in the army for many years. He also served many amazing yoga & meditation sessions for the troops. People often bullied him for some of his exercises, but it came in handy when I pounded his rear end with the strap on. I miss him dearly. God bless.
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Jerome keeps asking me to suck his cock while I’m already sucking it and I’m not sure if he’s trying to be sexy or if it’s his Alzheimer’s. Either way, he sure won’t be forgetting how I made him come. God bless.
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The Queen avoiding purgatory and trying to climb up to Heaven
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@hoeleyy @FUCCl Let’s get one thing clear: the only thing coming with that fit is my pussy by the end of the night at my friend’s cousin’s alternative ranger party in Trinidad due to a canceled wedding
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@sullencriminal @CityOfAtlantiz @motelfawn Hi Iris, please do not make up rumors about me. I’ve only eaten ass about 6 times it was my late husband’s ass. I did not like the experience as Charles wasn’t well kept. Yes, I was a girl boss as I powered through but what does eating ass have to do with thrifting? Kind regards.
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@AliasG00N @soggymira @himb0sexua1 False; my late husband cannot be sick as he is already dead. God bless his soul and his semen
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I love it when men put themselves in women’s shoes to show us how to do things better. There was a time when my late husband felt I couldn’t give a ‘proper’ blow job so he showed me by sucking off his male coworker and letting me know the techniques he’d like best. God bless.
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@emathystt @GrayCloudMedia @enyaraibaz @Alaye_of_spain @wavyemma Righhhht?? So many straight men (and gay men) like to brag or show off how many people they ‘run through’. Why can’t couples just be happy and celebrate their birthdays in peace??
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@sarahlugor Hi Sarah, I love this mindset & boss lady energy. I used to tell my late husband, Charles, that if I made him ejaculte through a handjob then it’s still sexual intercourse. He was lacking with his you know what so I avoided penetration especially after 5 accidental pregnancies
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@sarahlugor Hi Sarah, being in a household where I’m raising 4 kids still, I have to make sure to monitor my own searches. I fear they’ll find that I’ve been looking into BDSM and lesbian porn as well. I wouldn’t be sure how to explain it as their late father just passed. God bless.
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I just don’t understand why everyone thinks it’s so funny to claim Camila Cabello got tired of wearing a strap on to have sexual relations with Shawn Mendes. Personally, I don’t think it’s funny because I used to do the same for my very straight late husband. God bless.
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@WhaphamD @infiniteerrorx @JBlientele My late Charles was a rollercoaster to ride. God bless.
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@DxIceGabbana @briantheruller Me when I came after 3 hours. God bless.
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@IamARMANI_ @_ayanachanell__ Yes, this is true. My first husband, Charles, was very lame. He was great with the kids but his pull out game was not good which is why we have 6 kids. He has since passed and I’m looking for a good man now. Please DM me if you’re looking for a good time in Charlotte.
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As my late husband and I got older, we started to lose our romantic touch. To spice things up, every Wednesday after Springer, I’d edge him until he’d give me the thumbs up that he’s about to blow. At that point, I’d shove my mouth on his cock while he erupted. God bless.
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@twinkologian I thought I was too old for the crate challenge as my hips don’t work well and my arthritis has been acting up. Had I known this is what the crate challenge could be, I might have to reconsider. God bless.
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This might be too much info, but I am excited for Jamie Lynn Spears new book. Lately I’ve found that Charmin’ and Kirkland brand toilet paper haven’t been the best with getting all my shit out in one wipe, so I feel this book will be a great substitute. God bless.
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@Chartheegreat @goblinterritory @SweetBabyTayz Ma’m, what kind of woman do you think I am?? We met at a Del Taco first! Definitely regretting the choice in food but it was a romantic evening. God bless.
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Carole Snyder
2 years
Rihanna’s lift me up isn’t the club banger me and my girls wanted, but it’s the funeral song we didn’t know we needed. Quite timely too because I’m sure Katie is on her wait out soon. Serves her right for fucking my husband in 1996. God bless.
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@CaroleSmiless
Carole Snyder
4 years
@armanistities @PopCrave The same same way Camila keeps playing victim and mentioning fifth harmony. I see a trend in those who flop 😂😂
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@CaroleSmiless
Carole Snyder
4 years
@gaysian510 @PopCrave @DaBabyDaBaby @Camila_Cabello You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to come up with basic lyrics
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