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4 years

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2 years

A story about crisps in 4 parts

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10 months

The best bit about winter is the Scottish releasing the names of their gritters.

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4 years

Think I’ve found my favourite graffiti

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6 days

Mum and dad have put all Ruby’s balls on a bench on her favourite walk so that other doggos can play with them now and I’m gonna need a minute 🥲

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3 years

Can we just take a minute to zoom in on the baby jebus 🥺😍

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3 years

Got a beautifully presented bath bomb from a friend at Christmas. It’s been sitting on the bathroom shelf just waiting to be used. Just ran a lovely bath and opened the wrapping. FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️

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3 years

Someone is driving round Edinburgh with an alpaca in their car. (Not my pics)

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5 years

Calm down Tesco

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3 years

This has blown my mind. The Atacos Atlas butterfly that disguises itself as snakes 🤯 (Yes I’m reading more weird animal shit. Leave me alone.)

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5 years

TK Maxx are clearly increasing their target market 😳

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2 years

I’ve only had half a pint and I’m chuckling like feck at this

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3 years

Today, for the first time in 45 years, I braved a 2 piece. I got my laparotomy scar out in public. Nobody died and the world keeps on spinning. #laparotomy #scar

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2 years

Yesterday I did something I’ve never done in my life. I wore a bikini, in a public place. I got my laparotomy scar and my wobbly bits out and nobody died. I felt pretty brave. I even took a photo to post on Twitter. I’ve since realised I’m not that feckin brave.

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2 years

I know I share this every year but LOOK AT BABY JEBUS 😍

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4 years

This has absolutely delighted me *clutches heart*

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4 years

As art reconstructions go, this is an absolute masterpiece. I can’t stop looking 😂

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4 years

Because who doesn’t want to see this face on their TL

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2 years

M’off down the pub. Behave yersels 😘

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3 years

Following their cancellation of Andrew Lawrence’s performance, The Concorde Club have received the most vile threats. Police are rightfully involved. They and their staff are shaken. Can we give them a follow and show them some support please? @Concorde__Club

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4 years

Next Saturday (3~4~21), Mumma Maps and Papa Maps will have been married for 50 years. So we decided to recreate a photo of one of their first dates. Same place, same head scarf. It’s made me a bit misty eyed ❤️ #goldenwedding #50years

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3 years

Since it’s his 75th, I’m going to shamelessly share my doodle of #DavidBowie

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3 years

Lads, I got a microphone *winks to camera*

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8 months

Straight to Twitter to see if anyone else is having an out of body experience at Eric Cantona “singing” on BBC1.

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1 year

There hasn’t been a sock pic in forever but can we take a minute to appreciate my fancyyyy tights?

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7 months

Thought it was time I picked up a pencil again. Study of Undine Rising from the Waters.

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5 years

@1aurrr 17 years old, sex with the bf in his mates bed. Lost the condom, panicked but I had to leave for the last bus home. Got home, sat in the living room with my parents, watching tele. Took my boots off and crossed my legs and the condom was dangling from my sock 😬👍🏼

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3 years

Fed up maintaining the pink, wanted a punchy new do.

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4 years

An explanation for the #alllivesmatter folks, expressed with kindness because it’s never been more important.

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2 years

Hair and makeup done. Ready for a large gin 🍹

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1 year

@ClaireAllan This thread is an absolute joy. Joining in at 47.

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4 years

Quizzing with my bestie and her man and they’ve fucked off and left us with the dog.

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3 years

New hair, bit of slap and ready for cocktails in the sun with my bestie 🥳

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3 years

Saturday psychadelic stripes 🌈

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2 years

Saturday socks 🧦 Sherbet stripes.

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9 months

Shamelessly stolen from FB. A story in 4 parts.

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3 years

So, not even one week clear from finishing her breast cancer treatment in October and Mumma Maps was diagnosed with cancer for the third time. More surgery, this time on her leg. But we’ve just been given the best Christmas pressie ever as she’s got the all clear. #thankyouNHS 🖤

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5 years

This is 44! Off for dinner and cocktails ☺️🎂🍸

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3 years

Mumma Maps has crocheted Angus the Angler Fish 🖤

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3 years

I have discovered the joy of people photographing their pets on panorama. Good boys and girls for your pleasure.

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2 years

The sun is out and creativity is happening 😃

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2 years

Put some face on because I’m going out. Now I’m being judged #wankercat

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3 years

Advice👇🏼

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4 years

It seems a lot of women aren’t familiar with Farb Gel. It’s 100% legal in the UK unlike mace. It temporarily blinds but more importantly stains the perp red for up to 2 weeks. Available online from various retailers. I’ve carried them for years. Spread the word.

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1 year

Went out. Didn’t like it. Came home.

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7 days

We had to let mum & dad’s dog, Ruby cross the bridge this morning 🌈. We were all with her and she had her last lick of a Tunnocks Tea Cake. Very sore hearts here for a very special girl x

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1 year

Fully embracing my goth midlife crisis phase.

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3 years

Them: Do you spoil your cats. Me: Nnnnnnno. My cats:

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5 years

Well I’m officially burst. I don’t know who you are but, well, I don’t have any words 😭😭😭❤️ (if you want to DM me I swear to keep your identity anonymous) #helpamyfindhervoice

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8 months

Tuesday the 928th of January.

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2 years

Face and hair done. Patiently waiting for the long suffering best mate to turn up so I can sing happy birthday at her really loudly 🥳🥳

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2 years

Profound Wednesday wisdom

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5 years

To the bloke verbally abusing the female security at Asda because she wouldn’t let you skip the queue for coffee and lunch because you had a council jacket on. She’s not a fucking stupid bitch and I hope your next shite’s a hedgehog.

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6 years

Accidentally put my folks tele on to the #XFactorUK during Robbie William’s performance. Dad: Well he’s nae gan tae win coz he’s shite. 😂😂😂 #scottishtwitter #xfactorfinal

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3 years

It’s been a while coz life *gestures wildly* Happy socks!

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5 years

I don’t know who did this but it’s a beautiful thing

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4 years

WARNING: Graphic image of horrific dog attack. Click to reveal.

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6 months

Mumma Maps and Papa Maps have been married for 53 years today. 3 years ago for their golden wedding, we recreated a photo from one of their first dates 🥰

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1 year

Forgot to show you all tonight’s tights 🥳

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6 months

Before and after. Gomez and Morticia Addams 🖤

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2 years

Hair and makeup done, frock on. Wedding ready. Frock’s a bit more booby than I realised 👀

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8 months

What if you see Snoop Dogg?

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Apparently, if you can see a hot air balloon, you're left-brained, and if you can see a jellyfish, you're right-brained. What do you see?

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Went out, did peopley stuff, came home. Bra off, comfy pants on, snacks, bed. Glamorous AF 👌🏻

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6 months

😬

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2 years

Saturday morning and I’m off to a big meeting where I have to stand up and speak in front of around 100 people. Me and my anxiety and thrilled about this. #prayformaps

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4 years

I let myself into my folks house as I thought they were out. Reader, they were NOT out. I don’t want to discuss it any further.

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2 months

Mumma Maps has had cancer 3 times. 4 weeks ago she had a scare at a hospital appointment. Biopsies were done and we were told 3-4 weeks wait for the results. 4 weeks to the day today, so she called them. Anyway, she got the all clear and I feel like we can exhale. So grateful 🖤

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3 years

Felt cute Saturday. Except I didn’t, that’s a total lie. I took about 532 pics until I got any I was even “okay” with. Endless outfit changes, sighing, re-doing makeup etc. What presents to you isn’t always what’s really going on beneath. Remember that.

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2 years

Christmas socks are oot 🥳🎅🏼🎄

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5 months

Look at her little bandage 🥺 I’m so happy she’s home 🖤

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3 years

Today’s art. #ourbodyourrules #art

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5 years

Robbie Williams always reminds me of the time he performed on X Factor. My dad thought he was one of the contestants and said “Well he’s nae winnin coz he’s shite” 😂. #scottishtwitter #RoyalVarietyPerformance

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3 months

Face on, ready for a catch up with the bestie 🥰

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2 years

I’ve gone a bit festive today in my quest for coziness.

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4 years

Morning! I’m clearly knackered coz I laughed way too long at this one.

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3 years

I’m sorry 😬 Actually I’m not taking the blame for this one.

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2 years

All done and home for snugs. Thanks for all the love and support you bloody lovely lot. I didn’t die, or worse, poop 😊👍🏻

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2 years

My best mate has come round to get me drunk and I’m so happy I’ve even got my wobbly teeth out

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3 years

Took this on the way to work and I quite like it

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3 years

Today’s t-shirt. If you’re of a certain age you’ll now have the theme tune stuck in your head all day. You’re welcome.

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3 years

Yeh Daniel

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4 years

I won’t be retweeting Amanda Knox but I will tamper with Urban Dictionary.

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3 years

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3 years

Jeez Isabella, I thought I was dark 😳

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2 years

Treated myself to a bathbomb I’ve kept for ages. It’s like bathing in All Bran FFS.

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1 year

Good morning!

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4 months

Picked up an old table and chairs for literally a few quid on gumtree. Made them more me 💅🏻

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3 years

Wow, Lovehoney clearly missed the bit where we all ate our body weight in cheese …

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3 years

I’m sorry

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2 years

I’ve decided that Danny Kruger should book in for a vasectomy on Thursday at 2pm. Am I doing this right? We’re just making decisions about other people’s bodies that have fuck all to do with us now aye?

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3 months

I’ve never needed Lego more 😍

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2 years

Some help with kindness spreading please? This video was made by my friend’s lad who’s 6. He got excited there was views “No way, there’s 3 views”. Could you click the link (you don’t have to watch it) just so he can wake up to a nice surprise please?

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3 years

Tomorrow is Mumma Maps surgery date and I’ve just found out I can go with her which is a huge relief. If you could all keep yer bits crossed that this is the third and final tussle with the big C, please and thank you 🖤

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3 years

New hurrrr, who dis? I’m getting more Mad Hatter by the day.

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6 months

👀

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