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@tatertotsmcgee I’m a funnier Andy Kaufman.

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@KeneAkers As a mother, her never giving birth doesn’t matter one iota. We all form our families in our own ways.

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@KeneAkers That and that guy who went to murder Obama after Trump Doxxed him. It got no attention. Trump is a terrorist. He needs to be jailed.

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6 years

@marklevinshow They’re laughing at him, not with him.

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@ask_aubry All males are females during embryonic development.

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2 years

@Tampa_Joe_813 @AdamParkhomenko We also know that conservatives favor filthy liars.

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6 months

@LuckyHippie926 @CollinRugg Yep. Sex with children is disgusting no matter which adult does it.

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9 months

@shesbonky Who is this man??? He summed up the things I’ve been saying for years. Absolutely perfect.

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@todd_butler I’m so impressed with Scott. She asked the questions nobody else would.

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1 year

@OccupyDemocrats @FUBAR87861295 Gee, I guess being the “anti-people” party isn’t the win the republicans thought it was going to be..

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1 year

@funder I can’t believe I’m siding with a giant corporation. *sigh*

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@edcumming @CHIMPSINSOCKS “Mommy says to stay away from him”.

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@notcapnamerica Carrie/Kerry is a reasonably common name. How hard is it to say Sha-Carri? Seriously?

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@BadMedicalTakes So many men don’t understand how girls work…

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5 months

Americans don’t even know what butter tarts are.

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1 year

@JeffJacksonNC Republicans can’t win honestly.

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2 years

@CalltoActivism I wonder, if they break him of his adderall habit in jail will he settle down a bit?

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@jcamillegray @cherylch958 @MichaelAvenatti @realDonaldTrump I heard he’s in love with Kim Jong Un.

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@ask_aubry She was raped so he was the victim and can only be made whole by victimizing her again.

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2 years

@catsuptonogood @AshaRangappa_

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1 year

@HamnerPam Also? Dark skinned people can be natural blonds.

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2 years

@notcapnamerica This breaks my heart. I have 2 wonderful sons who will be my sons until the day I die and I will always be a soft place for them to fall, heal and rise again. I wish nothing but the best for that poor young man.

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@QasimRashid @bdk1521 It’s never been about life or babies. It’s only about oppressing women and girls.

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@kevin_smith45 @krassenstein I’ve been pregnant twice. Have you ever seen a naked lady in real life?

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@Paultx890 @GG_MacM13 We need to start showing images, as sick as it seems. That’s what helped end Vietnam. Pics of Emmett Till in his coffin sparked outrage over lynching. We need to show people the reality.

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6 months

I almost never let politics upset me but today has gotten to me. People who haven’t got a clue what Christianity is supposed to be about sobbing over trans people while buying bibles from Satan. Want to respect Jesus? Feed the poor, heal the sick, pay your damn taxes.

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2 years

@david_r_morgan Didn’t Tate blame victims for their own rapes? Maybe he shouldn’t have fled to Romania? Maybe he shouldn’t be an abuser? Maybe he should be held accountable for his own actions?

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@waltermasterson Also, Ralph lived. I’m genuinely sad about the girl but she isn’t going to need expensive surgery/therapy.

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@UofAgrad97 At first reading I thought you sent it to one of your own parents because you are dying. I’m relieved!!!

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@BadMedicalTakes Have you seen most curvy women naked? We have old faded stretch marks because you go from a flat chest and straight hips to boobs and butt overnight. I got stretch marks at age 9.

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2 years

@Rasmussen_Poll I don’t trust Rasmussen to tell the truth, you guys push right-wing propaganda.

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1 year

@Victorshi2020 @run4urmny “Oopsy! No one told us lying to a court was bad” - Fox. I call it the “Clarence Thomas Gambit”.

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@kevin_smith45 @krassenstein Enjoy Roevember.

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6 years

@shannonrwatts Dat ol’ boys club group smirk.

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5 months

@Dumfukdetector I love how abortion will traumatize her but forcing her to go through pregnancy and facing the medical risks and judgement of others like that woman won’t.

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@RepLuna @RepJamesComer @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump This is embarrassing. It’s funny, but it’s embarrassing.

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6 years

@Cbluedreams @funder @JeffFlake All checks and balances are gone.

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2 years

@ksorbs Obama got booed?

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@LuckyHippie926 @harryjsisson Trump tax cuts caused more inflation than anything Biden did.

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@lindseyshifley @Storiesofinjury Things that didn’t happen…

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@TheRichFromCali @joncoopertweets I love seeing republicans outside their bubbles. America doesn’t support you, Greene.

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@swd2 She’s the classiest First Lady we’ve had in many decades.

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@Kourtneyyy___1 @StirlingWisdom Noooo! Women aren’t individuals! We’re just empty shells waiting for a man to tell us who we are. Do you think Sterling has ever felt guilty about the way he’s treated a woman?

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@kylegriffin1 @pressecwonkyeye But you’ll still vote with Trump every time, won’t you? You still won’t impeach. @BobCorker

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@davydublin44 @JessPected @aRollingSloane @_wohyeahwohyeah @SmonkingFags Women don’t need abortions to get attention…

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@swd2 It’s so heroic that he ignores the agony of his bonespurs to play a sport!

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1 year

@MattWalshBlog Remember Trump walking in on 14/15 year olds changing and you thought it was great?

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@theliamnissan You taught him “please” and “thank you” at age 8? My kids knew basic manners by age 2-3…

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@FOACAD @bennyjohnson You guys are ridiculous. You’re an embarrassment to America. You’re losers who are too weak to lose.

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@SethDillon @benshapiro Tens of thousands of child rapes in churches. Zero in drag story hours.

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@notcapnamerica America is Canada’s power bottom.

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@feminemi1y For me it’s “spreading your legs”. It grosses me out.

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@itsJeffTiedrich Don’t forget, they also want a 23% national sales tax!

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2 years

@catturd2 You guys tried to overthrow a free and fair election because Trump lied to you…

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@DevinCow I can’t imagine agreeing to be a Trump lawyer. What insane depth of self-loathing must you have to voluntarily agree to represent him?

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@ask_aubry Dump him. Dump him now. He’s an emotional cripple who’ll ruin her life to feed his insecurities.

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2 years

@mmpadellan If he’s not arrested for the baseball bat picture, there is no rule of law.

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9 months

@shesbonky I’ve had my share of incidents with men (probably the same as other women) and only once did a male bus driver stand up for me out of dozens of attacks/inappropriate behavior. Men rarely stand up for women. Usually they ignore it and sometimes they laugh.

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@k_kingz444 If I’m ever lonely, I’ll hook up with other hot old ladies and live an x-rated version of Golden Girls.

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@LauraLoomer But weaponizing the Justice System is bad, right?

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@Tejana_Tab @ArmandDoma They look happy. Let’s get ‘em!

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@realTuckFrumper Trump told me that DeSantis is a child molester.

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@ask_aubry I used to store my magic in my vagina too but I’ve got a wall safe now.

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@RonFilipkowski Remember when Trump fell in love with Kim Jong Un after the torture-murder of Otto Warmbier? That’s the kind of strength we need!

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@AndreaR9Md My favorite is “The abortion debate is a distraction from important issues that affect ME!”.

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@ask_aubry I’ve legitimately had this exact conversation with men/boys a few times. They think that sperm carry all the genetic information and the egg is just a shell that protects it. Apparently nobody looks like their mom’s side of the family…

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@TombOfUlalume @ask_aubry Geneticists disagree.

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@BadMedicalTakes I don’t have diabetes. I was on nearly 50 units of insulin by the end of my pregnancy. Placenta was out and I was back to being diabetes-free.

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@TalalNAnsari That old boys club group smirk.

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@chrissyteigen @real_farmacist Jim Carrey

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@DiamondandSilk Only conservatives are experiencing vaccination side effects. The only reasonable explanation is that God is smiting you guys.

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@AngelaLovesNY I like to tell men that if I’m ever lonely I’ll hook up with 3 other hot old ladies and live an x-rated version of Golden Girls.

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@waltermasterson As I slowly drove through the Port Au Prince slums, I shouted “Get a job”. How do I nominate myself for a medal of valor?

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@bdk1521 They want to force girls to marry at 14 with no education or work experience and then when the man decides to ditch her, he walks away with everything. Meanwhile, conservatives: “Why won’t women date us?”.

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@iamAtheistGirl When the ark came to a rest, Noah threw open the doors and said “Go forth and multiply!!!” All the animals left and only a pair of confused snakes were still there. Noah said, “GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY!!!” The first snake said, “We can’t! We’re adders!”

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@kayereed78 @realDonaldTrump Someone get him some matchbox cars/planes. Tell him they’re real but that he’s so filled with greatness that he’s grown to Godzilla size.

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Do you think you are nice?

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@amjoyshow I really don’t care. Do u?

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@notcapnamerica Joanie’s on her way to Sunday services at the Church of Godzilla.

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@robinmarty @district12kitty I had a miscarriage despite never touching drugs or alcohol during my first pregnancy. I *did* work outside of the home in a warehouse with heavy lifting to put my (now ex) husband through school. I wonder if I’d end up in jail if it happened today or in the near future.

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@LisamLouisiana @marklevinshow No, no they do not respect him. No one but his cult respects him, he is a stupid, petulant man-toddler.

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@SenLouiseLucas Republicans are perverts and groomers.

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@lavern_spicer You guys still blame Obama.

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@JulesMoffit @realKellyKnight @fenixamy @MilaLovesJoe I like playing the song Lola for these people.

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@BarneysNose It makes you Lindsey Graham.

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@KamalaHarris Why are there never consequences? We talk about being a “nation of laws” for desperate refugees but we are lawless when it comes to government. Why?

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@Dumfukdetector The weirdest part is that there’s almost never a situation where the ZEF can be saved by letting the mother die. It’s almost like it’s not about life at all.

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@NickAdamsinUSA George Washington mandated a vaccine. I bet his troops weren’t as whiny about it as you guys.

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