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He could not prevent it!

why you should have an animal

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Can you guess the baby animals

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D. ❤️‍🔥

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this the best younger/older casting in a long long time.

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From Rolin’s pilot…

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#iwtvspoilers Shit… I just realized something… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santiago says he spends his time getting to know the victim… know their private shame… Guess who he’s probing… getting to know their private shame…

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One thing I was really good at in film school during the editing courses was matching footage. Fucking yes….

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@marienmadeleine The cat is Jam

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bro is ungovernable

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I know it’s simple but I love these two pictures together

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Oh shit… horrific thought… What if we get multiple versions of Claudia’s death? A sanitized version that Louis has been clinging to and then the reality that Daniel is gonna smash back into his head?

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@JortsTheCat Thank you Jorts as an Enby who wasted so much time trying to fit molds that didn’t fit it’s good to see people do care about kids who know.

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I love how he’s just smiling, fangs in, covered in blood, fixing his hair, possession is in full force.

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Honestly can we talk about how Armand is doing perfect Coquette “Oh no I am but an innocent naive waif in the ways of love… how can you be so bold?!” (Dude I’ve read your memoir it’s been branded on my brain for 25 years!)

I WILL SHIT IN UR COUSCOUS WHILE SCREAMING👩🏽‍💻

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Me next me next!!!

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get in losers we're going to kill my dad

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“If he can’t take you ballroom dancing and tell you you’re pretty to hell with him?”

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@ifawAU @BonorongTAS I am seriously still unconvinced that frogmouths are real birds and not an elaborate conspiracy by the Jim Henson company.

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Look if they cast her as Gabrielle I think everyone would understand Lestat making out with his own mom.

lala 🦠

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1 year

ok but she really was insane for this though

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OP You’re probably going to get spammed by a lot of IWTV fans about this pair…

Natali Simmonds 🔥 MY DAUGHTER'S REVENGE out now!

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No one has chemistry in TV/movies anymore. I keep rewatching 90s classics for realistic connections. Troy and Lelaina in REALITY BITES, Jack and Rose in TITANIC, Edward and Vivian in PRETTY WOMAN. I want to watch a movie and believe the love. Show me recent examples please! 😭

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If this kid only knew…

米老头

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May I present actor Sam Reid as Dracula

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@sonyashea3 May I recommend Miranda… she actually writes herself several… but Tom Ellis is her “will they won’t they” relationship through the whole series.

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Show could do something really funny once it’s Lestat narrating… “Actually, Daniel, it’s incredibly important for the readers to know that I, Lestat de Lioncourt am six feet tall which is taller than Armand.” “But you’re standing right next-“ “I am taller than Armand.”

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Share a scene of someone dancing 🕺🏼

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Theatre kids…

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WHAT WHAT WHAT?!!!!!!!!1!

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Saaaam… I’m not sure keeping your besties swollen eye is sweet and normal…

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Lestat realizing he can read.

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Also feel like this is relevant again

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the vampire rena

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name a bigger upgrade

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I’m dying of laughter at this… it’s true…

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@killerl00ks Ugh. It’s so pathetic when a guy dates someone radically younger. I mean what the hell do they have in common to talk about? And then the old guy starts trying to use the young guy’s slang and it just… it’s sad.

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I’ve seen it already… 🤭🤭🤭

La Femme au Collier Vert

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Sometimes I just really wish we could watch Lestat READ the interview. I need to see his face 🤣

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Cockblocked By The Family

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"gay people are not dangerous, they can’t hurt you" gay people:

Ryan James Dee 

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"gay people are not dangerous, they can’t hurt you" gay people:

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This killed me!🤣😂🤣😂

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No one: No one at all: Me: *starts giggling because I think of this beat:*

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They’re real… they really exist and are in Prague…

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I am literally screaming with joy right now…

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Rolin was like: we need this energy in HD…

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The twisted eroticism of thinking about killing your lover during sex

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I just watched this GIF too many times thinking very specific things about SamStat having good upper body strength while controlling hips… (Source: )

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if we dont sin then jesus died for nothing

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I just discovered Jacob was on SNL…

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Sometimes these jokes are too easy…

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Honestly if season two ended with a SamStat interpretation of this I would love them all forever…

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introvert

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what is your favorite non sexual act of intimacy?

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Wait a minute…

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Like briefly there I wondered “rockstar?” On that last one…

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I feel stupid saying this but sometimes I forget how pretty he is…

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“…a mouth that is well shaped but just a little too big for my face. It can look very mean, or extremely generous, my mouth. It always looks sensual.”

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@JamesOstime I mean George of the jungle was nice but, this actually beats it out a tiny bit for me…

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Fucking tumblr giving feels by making me think about something I hadn’t before.

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AMC’s error message cracks me up

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I don’t think I’d seen this one before… IWTV if it was a 90’s family sitcom…

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I’m cackling Lestat tried to give Louis raccoon for his birthday?!?!?!!?!?!! #InterviewWithTheVampire

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“4 tickets for ‘Barbie’, please.”

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How Samothy gets delivered to events without Jacob…

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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Baby kangaroo got out of the pouch for the first time 😍

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@TaikaWaititi You’re seeing it in the response here but to see a comedic thing where the queer love story isn’t just for laughs, where that kiss wasn’t shied away from, wasn’t played for a laugh, and wasn’t merely implied, or cleverly edited around, is huge. Thank you.

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Every once in a while I worry I’m too far off the rails with my ideas and then ⁦ @GailSimone ⁩ ⁦ @TomTaylorMade ⁩ and ⁦ @marcbernardin ⁩ come along and show me I’m right on track.

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They’re hiding my GNC Queen… if we’re getting Lestat rescuing Nicki she has to be there… walking just ahead of them… gotta be…

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Dare I hope?! *screaming*

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Pop Crave

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What’s your favorite moment from a celebrity interview?

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No one: No one at all: Me: *starts giggling because I remember basically Dale Jennings auditioned for Lestat.*

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“We were aggressively kissing”

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Also… several hours later can I say “I TOLD YOU SO!” I had hypothesized that Armand was going to have witnessed Lestat’s disastrous vampiric performance at Renauds and oh gee look at what appears to be happening:

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Once again bless the gif-makers. Study the eyes and watch dem pupils Dilate… Watch the mouth and the fangs grow…

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So having watched the trailer again… There’s something about it that makes me think Daniel is asking Louis to team up with him to get the truth out of Armand. Just a feeling cause that look from Daniel isn’t attacking… it’s not aggressive…

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No one: Me: *randomly visualizes the Jam Reiderson version of “you’ve come home to me then?”* Me: *cries😭😭😭😭*

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How am I supposed to breathe I’ve wanted this on a screen in front of me for decades…

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Me intellectually: Sam knows how to pose and Carol (and her team) just knew exactly how to tailor Sam’s wardrobe to enhance his features so that he appears to have a more unnaturally handsome physique… 🤤me: why is there a real human being shaped like that?

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The ship The shipper

fern ☆ 🍉 rockstats agent

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the ship the shipper

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two men who really need a fucking therapist

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You know… I don’t think the world is prepared for the person I’ll become when SamStat interacts with *THE* Mastiffs, let alone Mojo…

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“Remember when I had my cult kidnap Nicki?” “Remember when I beat your ass and my mom had to make you feel better?”

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SAM ON SET!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you so much!!! 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕 Oh gosh look at them?!!!

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victorian queerbot

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two gentlemen. They were very gay and careless.

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your "babygirl" just killed people

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Had to do it…

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imagine if the strike wasn’t happening rn how fucking cunt the cast would look taking pics in front of all this…

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Stupid Sam and his stupid micro-expressions so that you can see the exact moment stupid Lestat’s heart breaks on the stupid balcony because he knows stupid Louis is going to go ahead and do the stupid plan. (Source: )