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@CariusVTuber
Carius
1 year
Hello I'm Carius Also known as Carius Also known as the funniest person in the room as long as there are no other people in the room I'm so tired Links to Twitch and Discord below! Please like & retweet! Model by @MoshieStudio Ref sheet by @pineapplelava #VTuber #ENVTuber
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Guys I finally did it I had sex
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3 years
Your favorite vtuber is not going to fuck you
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3 years
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING LMAO
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3 years
Hey so I know Rushia getting her contract gamershotted sucks but like Russia is legit invading Ukraine right now and Texas is prosecuting the parents of trans people as child abusers Can we talk about real world issues with serious consequences please I know you guys are sad but
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
How many eggs are in this photo
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Guys just because you can't get laid doesn't mean I'm lying
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3 years
MY FUCKING CAR WAS STOLEN
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
The whole vtuber tag debacle that has been going on lately has reinforced my belief that streamers are the most desperate and parasitic people on the planet
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
I'm Carius! I'm a femboy who summon tanks. I'm supposed to do something important, but i'm gonna play video games instead. You can watch! Links to my Twitch, YouTube, Discord server and Ko-fi below! Character design and ref sheet by @pineapplelava #VTuber #ENVTuber
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Please I need ur help please like this tweet I want a laugh please
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Why the fuck is this getting recommended under e-sports
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
The most annoying group is the group that sees a short petite character and goes "clearly this is a child"
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3 years
@domoarigathanks finally I can have sex, drive a car, be economically stable AND be funny I'll be unstoppable
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3 years
Y'all know I'm a dude yea?
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Is faking hate dms so u can screenshot it n post it for twitter sympathy the new meta or sumn 'cause I see this shit so much Y'all tryna grow from pity points now?
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Yes vtubing is getting oversaturated quickly Just like YouTube content has been oversaturated for like a decade Or like how Twitch streaming has been for like 5 years Start anyway Fuck it Don't wait to recognize the next big thing before it's also oversaturated Just jump on
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
My car got yoinked and I got fired for it I am finally being punished for my crimes against god and man
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3 years
"man vtubing was so much cooler when there were only like 7 of them mfs and everyone who watched them were touch-starved incels who only consume anime content to the point where they cannot comprehend how people actually operate in real life, smh these normies ruin everything"
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Hey guys I'm a brand new vtuber and I'm gonna make 1000 people follow me before I show my design or give anyone a reason to be interested in the first place
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Canceled vtuber checklist: - go on hiatus, come back after like 4 days - victim blaming - say you'll get help, don't - "I don't expect to be forgiven" - only apologize to your victims AFTER someone drops a doc about you - be inactive on twitter for 10 hours after the doc drops
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3 years
Wish vtubers would handle drama like rappers used to Fuck a boring ass twitlonger put out a diss track
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3 years
To all the vtubers doing fake twitlongers and graduations for April Fool's I hope next April Fool's you'll come up with a funnier joke
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3 years
The best way to grow as a vtuber is to write a list of 5 people that inspire you. Once you've done that, hunt each of them down and consume their body. This will give you access to all of their skills and memories and will allow you to become the ultimate vtuber.
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3 years
Guys I got my own totally serious hate dm guys please
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4 years
If you can reply I'm a simp for you
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Tbh The same people that complain that vtubers breaking character ruins their immersion are the same people that prolly need to have their immersion broken sometimes so they can be reminded that there's a person behind the screen who exists and is real, unlike anime characters
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@CariusVTuber
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4 years
hi if you ask me why I unfollowed you there is a 100% chance I am never following you again I absolutely detest being interviewed about who I decide to follow or not follow thank you
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@CariusVTuber
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4 years
I'm Carius! I'm an anomaly that summons autonomous tanks or something! Also a femboy! Instead of doing what I'm supposed to, I've decided to become a streamer, even though I'm bad at video games. Come watch! Ref sheet: @pineapplelava #ENVtuber #Vtuber #UniVirtuals
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3 years
vtubers talk a lot of shit for people who probably can't even tell the mfs at McDonald's that they got their order wrong
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3 years
Tell me your favorite game and I'll tell you why it sucks
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@CariusVTuber
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2 years
Me and my wife and her creatures
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3 years
Bitches be like "I hate Twitter" on Twitter
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3 years
Still thinking about this
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3 years
Vtubers be like "yeah check the fit I got the default vroid face, basic hoodie with one fucking color, and baggy pants to match, think I'm ready to stream Apex Legends and DBD exclusively"
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3 years
October 21st Y'alls time is comin
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3 years
My most liked tweet literally ever was me saying "yo btw I'm a boy" and mfs STILL call me she
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3 years
Yo dog vtubers I'm boutta change your fucking life bro
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3 years
Yea vtubers dating is a thing people are talking about so just gonna remind you guys that I'm also taken Taken all your fuckin money run them jewels rn
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
A tornado struck an Amazon building in Edwardsville, Illinois last night. There were 100+ people inside. People are dead and some are still stuck in the rubble. Amazon prioritized profit over the safety of employees, choosing not to have them seek safe shelter.
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@CariusVTuber
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2 years
War Criminal passed away around 4:30AM this morning. She had FIP and no chance of survival. She was only 8 weeks old. It isn't fair. Streams are canceled until at least next Tuesday's stream. I don't know when I'll be okay enough to tweet. I miss my fucking cat.
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3 years
mfs will say shit like this thinking it's super sweet and very funny
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3 years
Step 1. Start a vtuber group Step 2. Invite no one Step 3. Disband the group almost immediately Following this strategy will allow you to experience having been in 90% of vtuber groups ever made without actually having to make connections you're welcome
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3 years
you're cute
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3 years
pretend this tweet is controversial and upsets a lot of people
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3 years
"Money can't buy happiness" yea but have you tried being broke
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2 years
Me and Guppy after breaking up (this is real we are no longer together read the reply tbh)
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3 years
you guys have been saying booba nonstop since 2020 please make a new joke I'm actually begging you rn PLEASE
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2 years
I was the first vtuber to get 2 trillion followers on twitter thankm you guys for supporting me
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3 years
I sincerely hope it's not a controversial take for me to say that Rushia's situation definitely isn't the thing that we should be worried about the most right now
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3 years
I've been a part of the vtuber community for about a year and a half now and I think the biggest thing I've learned is to trust absolutely none of you i'm watching you fucks
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3 years
Hello Guy with Autism here If I catch you using autism as an excuse for nasty fuck-ups, I'll toss you into Saturn Autism is not a "do whatever I want and get away with it" badge. Don't pull the "I have autism" card every time someone calls you out on something.
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2 years
I was suspended for threatening violence as one does Here's a photo of me at war with Twitter Support for the last 3 days
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3 years
I BURNED OFF MY TASTEBUDS WITH BOILING WATER AND I CAN STILL TASTE THE CUM
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3 years
Advice for VTubers: Stop treating Twitter as nothing but a way to promote your streams/keep in touch with people while you're not streaming. Treat it as a content creation platform and give new people who don't know you something interesting to see when they look at your feed.
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3 years
if u can reply to this I will marry you
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4 years
Do you really exist?
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2 years
they call me a charmer
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@CariusVTuber
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2 years
War Thunder players have leaked THREE classified military documents since the start of 2023 to win arguments in the forums. They have done this at LEAST 6 times.
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3 years
Good morning!! Happy Easter :)
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4 years
I love you
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@CariusVTuber
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2 years
I would like to thank vtuber cringe for once again putting me on his page! I think that makes... 3 times! I stopped counting If you're here from over there, rest assured one day you'll move out of your parent's house! I believe in you! Thanks for the free engagement!
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3 years
Thinking about the banned Pokémon episode where some dude just pulls a fucking gun on Ash like dude just sticks a revolver in home boy face
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3 years
Is this that shit you guys keep talking about?
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3 years
Hey! Male vtuber here! To my fellow male vtubers who feel like you just can't win in the vtuber community and nobody wants to watch you simply because you're male, here's my advice: Shut up Nobody cares what's in your pants Make good content
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3 years
Hey guys, I'm sure you've been told this before but just to reiterate: Not everyone is going to like you. People will tune out at the drop of a hat. People can be completely uninterested even when you do everything right. And you're just gonna have to be okay with that.
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
Update: apparently the fuckin thing got towed for not having a parking permit How come after a year of living here I'm just now finding out we need a permit?
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3 years
"Alphas" be like "I'm not insecure about my masculinity" but won't put on the bunny suit like ok pussy
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3 years
Barely pulling 1-2 viewers for years gonna be someone's villain origin story
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3 years
Found you.
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3 years
My own fucking bot clone blocked me
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3 years
Waiting till Hololive announces an EN debut and scheduling my debut on top of theirs so as few people show up as possible (I have stage fright)
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3 years
Oh? You're a vtuber fan? Name every pink haired cat girl
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3 years
Do u guys think jay z would get into hololive if he applied
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3 years
don't ever start a conversation with "can I talk to you?" next time I see that shit I'm saying no
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Hi
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3 years
How the fuck do you guys have time AND money I don't understand
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2 years
when I first became a vtuber I was hard seiso and then I fucked a fish and now I'll probably fuck you also if you ask politely
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2 years
I need to stop offering to suck people's dicks just for being somewhat nice to me
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3 years
It's finally over
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@CariusVTuber
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4 years
Hi thank you for 1500 followers! I know it's 1700 now but ignore that! I'll be marrying all 1700 of you. You may now kiss the bride or whatever Love you all <3
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3 years
If sex is so good why don't you have any
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1 year
women fear me. men fear me. fish want me.
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4 years
Hey I got you this rock
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3 years
If you guys want an example of how dramatically someone can change in a year back when I started the topic of sex made me uncomfortable and now I can post a picture of me banging a fish on main and be like "yea that's what's up"
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3 years
no longer an amazon employee
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2 years
pov: you're about to spend the rest of your life with the forsaken one
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I found you
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3 years
I forgot it's absolutely a controversial take if you have a tendency to miss the fucking point
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3 years
You're cute
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3 years
Please accept me into your vtuber clique Here are some things I bring to the table:
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3 years
Y'all, I need a favor People still think I haven't started streaming I've been streaming since like September I stream today People just don't see those tweets half the time So Please do me a favor and either like or reply to this shit idk That bumps it so people see it more
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@CariusVTuber
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3 years
If I see even one of u mfs with a hexagon logo reply to me I'm zapping u with my laser penis so hard ur head explodes
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3 years
Hey I'm gonna make a list of people I aughta reach out to more I'm too lazy to prowl through my following list so Reply to this shit if you're aight with me just randomly materializing in your DMs Yea "make my life easier if u want some cariclout" lookin ass mutuals tweet
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2 years
I bought a new shirt
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3 years
We're done when I say we're done.
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2 years
would you guys fuck a nurse
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3 years
Mfs be like "I'll just stream every day and never change anything about my content aside from cycle between Apex and 2 other games at most and hopefully I'll grow"
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