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the relationship plumber. helping women unclog the blockages that are keeping them from finding their most compatible soulmate. πŸ‰ book coming soon.

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘³π’π’˜π’†π’“ 𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒇 π‘΄π’†π’…π’Šπ’•π’‚π’•π’Šπ’π’ 90 π‘«π’‚π’š π‘ͺπ’‰π’‚π’π’π’†π’π’ˆπ’† 𝘣𝘺 𝘎𝘭𝘦𝘯 π˜™π˜Άπ˜΄π˜΄π˜¦π˜­π˜­ You are your best doctor, who can monitor better than anyone the level of π˜₯π˜ͺ𝘴-ease in your mind β€” which is simply the absence of ease or inner peace β€” that over time
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π“π‘πž π‹π¨π°πžπ« π’πžπ₯𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝘣𝘺 𝘎𝘭𝘦𝘯 π˜™π˜Άπ˜΄π˜΄π˜¦π˜­π˜­ 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝟏 Sit upright in an undisturbed location. Close your eyes and take three deep breaths to relax your body and your mind. Focus on a negative feeling. This may be a feeling of hurt, anger,
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@jacksonhinklle Sexist men are not husband material.
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@Beska This goldfish deserves to have its own account on X! 🐠 Following for goldfish updates!
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@w_terrence I live in Florida, and we don’t have time for that. 🀣
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@live__vidz A real man knows how to fight.
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@RightWingCope Anthony is a great man! πŸ‘Œ
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@MarioNawfal Women should stay out of politics! πŸ˜‚πŸΏ
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We don’t need Christianity to be united or happy but I get what you’re saying. We need people to get serious about doing the work! πŸ’ͺ
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If you think people in the West are becoming more united, more moral, and happier as Christianity declines, then you must be smoking crack.
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WOWZA!!! Wendy @OneLuckyGirl_28 is one helluva numerologist! Actually she may be the BEST if you want to achieve MASSIVE SUCCESS without a hassle. She was SPOT ON about everything. I highly recommend her services! I’m booking another session SOON and I will send all of my clients
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@elonmusk @Voxel_Crypto Elon is on FIRE and I’m loving it!! πŸ€£β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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@RiaRevealed @divya_gandotra @elonmusk The number of β€œsuccessful” people I’ve met who haven’t healed their inner world is astounding. Glad I worked through my mess before achieving MASSIVE SUCCESS! My PAID blue check is well deserved because I’ve actually done the work.
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@elon_docs This is what I was looking for! Thank you!!
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@krassenstein Even if it is true it’s just ridiculous to say anything. Who cares?
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@AlexFinnX BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🀣🀣 I missed that comment! Gotta go search for it. That’s why we love Elon!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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@iam_smx He’s too perfect with flaws and all. Actually, his flaws are kinda hot. πŸ˜‚ I would totally fall in love with a man like that! This is so sweet. ❀️
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@GrantCardone Maybe it’s Maybelline.
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@GrantCardone 5 AM every morning, no alarm! NO caffeine. NO stimulant whatsoever as it should be for everyone! We are naturally FIRE BALLS of energy. πŸ”₯
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@PurpledPill @DrewPavlou What is going on here because it doesn’t look good.
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@Theholisticpsyc Threads is in the newlywed stage, and Twitter is having their 20th anniversary. 🀣
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@MuskBreaking Bookmarked! Thanks for sharing! Will watch later. πŸ‘Œ
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@Theholisticpsyc Go on a roadtrip with someone if you want to learn about them. πŸ˜‚
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Wonderful example of how life happened for this man! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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@Marc30327103 @jacksonhinklle Google Sara Blakely. She’s a billionaire, a wife and a mother of several children.
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@planetmari_ Funny how many people on this thread think Libra moons are lazy, sad and whatever else they call us. I’m the total opposite, so maybe don’t assume BS until you know more about the person?
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Whoa! That’s brave!!! I would’ve done the same thing, but I would’ve been screaming like a mad woman. 🀣
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@paulg Why are people making a fuss over a measly blue check? I paid for it because I love the editing feature and I have a lot to say! I personally don’t care who has one and who doesn’t. Is our worth really based on a check? Maybe it’s time for the majority of people to CHECK
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@dogeofficialceo Yeah maybe. Just finished watching latest episode of The Why Files and it’s crazy scary! 😳
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Don’t assume every 7 is a genius, and every 33 is a Master Teacher. I’ve met plenty of moronic 7s and plenty of 33s who were just as dazed & confused! I was born on the 15th of December and some people will try to convince you that 6s are dumb. πŸ˜‚ I’m a 5LP and I’ve never been
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@krassenstein Something under that rock.
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@EdKrassen None of those politicians are religious! It’s all for show.
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@elizableu Honestly, they won’t listen to a woman. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Change starts with the women, but unfortunately most women don’t know how to heal their own hiccups. That’s why I turned my mess into a message. Women want and need solutions!
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@TateTheTalisman @EdKrassen @katyperry A powerful man becomes even greater in the company of a strong woman who encourages and supports him. It’s the Shakti/Shiva balance. πŸ˜‰
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@Theholisticpsyc Great post! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ That’s exactly what I’ve been doing, and I’ve become OBSESSED with healing down to the bone. Thanks to all of the work I’ve done I was INSPIRED to turn my mess into a message, and now I’m getting ready to launch a business! Every woman MUST focus on breaking
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I’m introducing a unique method of healing. So naturally those who are used to Reiki, somatic bodywork, Pranic healing, etc. will try to debunk what they don’t understand. It’s already happening! πŸ˜‚ I’m under the tutelage of a shaman who does what others haven’t learned. I will
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Talking dragons?! Ahhhh I accidentally deleted the rest of the message. 🀣 The max is 2:20 per Voice recording πŸ˜”πŸ˜’ DAMN!!! 🀣 I thought they were duplicates!
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@klkmanitord @MattWalshBlog This was hard to watch! I’m crying at work. Nooooooooo why are pits not banned yet?!?!? STOP THE MADNESS!!! My heart hurts. 😒
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@nypost Well now I know about Apple AirTag!! I’m buying a few this week. 🀣
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@iamaayabadue Great post! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ I believe my Chiron sits in Aries and I’m in the process of launching my business. πŸ₯³ Interestingly my niche is healing EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - childhood, past lives, ancestral, etc. Exciting times for all MASSIVE ACTION TAKERS!
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@GrantCardone As soon as we decide we want to be RICH we’ll THINK of brilliant ways of amassing wealth. It worked for me! πŸ’ͺ
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@astro_greek @elonmusk Oh Elon. Look at all the simps agreeing with him. πŸ˜‚ I TOTALLY DISAGREE!!!
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@Marc30327103 @jacksonhinklle Check out her Instagram. She has plenty of time, thanks to having employees.
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🀣🀣🀣 Caption this…
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@CrxptoSkillz @TateTheTalisman @EdKrassen @katyperry Everyone is something without the other. πŸ˜‰ My point is we can become so much MORE when we’re with our most compatible soulmate.
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@RVAwonk @jacksonhinklle Exactly. Love this!
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@pearlythingz I’m more concerned about him not using fresh Parmesan. πŸ˜‚
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@UnclePamilerin Perhaps their β€œluck” was the result of hard work? πŸ€”
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@ZubyMusic I disagree. Let’s encourage people to unlock their personal power and I bet we can shift the collective consciousness.
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@EdKrassen @katyperry No because powerful men actually appreciate and even LOVE strong women. The right man will know how to tame my feistiness! πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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@GrantCardone Most people believe we live one life then go to β€œheaven” and everything is perfect after that. So everyone believes we RIP when we die, but I don’t because many souls are trapped in between worlds! Maybe too advanced for a Twitter Space. I don’t know.
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I creatively packaged my ideas, and now I’m working on my logo and website design with a designer before trademarking & copyrighting everything. We need SOLUTIONS more than ever! πŸ’ͺ
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@mayemusk @elonmusk Congratulations Elon & Maye! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³ You’re a great father and your mother is wonderful!! ❀️
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Real estate, bitcoin or stocks?! This is where astrology comes in handy. It would be advantageous for me based on my natal chart to invest in real estate! Thoughts?
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@LegendaryEnergy Great mindset! We are volunteers NOT victims. πŸ’ͺ Everyone has the potential to be happy and successful. We just gotta take MASSIVE ACTION! 🀩 Ye can rebrand himself as a motivational speaker.
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@EdKrassen I was raised by two lesbians. My biological mom neglected me when I was a baby (ex Dragon Queen from Draco) but when she got hitched her girlfriend treated me well. 🀣 Oh and I’m fine!
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I’m glad I didn’t buy or build a home before gutting out my emotional baggage. What I see in a floor plan today I couldn’t see years or even a few months ago. I learned many secret tips from Feng Shui Masters that you can’t find in any book, but I also had many a-ha moments while
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🀣🀣🀣🀣 Too funny!
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@Cobratate Way back when the women were priestess magicians. We are the healers of the household! A woman cannot heal her man or the children if she is unable to heal herself. When you’re ready to settle down choose a woman who cares more about you than your money.
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@honestsportz @elonmusk Do you think everyone feels their race is superior?
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I totally miss filming videos. 🀣 Should I keep this signature intro?
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@AlpacaAurelius Glad I’m a woman who has boat loads of energy, creativity and motivation. I’m creating a business from scratch and I believe it’ll be uber successful. Women were born to be the healers of the household! So, I recommend every woman HEAL THYSELF. 🫢
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Did you know we can β€œtravel” to our subconscious mind? We’ll be greeted by a guardian, and there are many corridors and rooms. We can gather information and make adjustments. This is NLP on crack!
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Your subconscious mind holds all the answers to your problems Protect it.
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@mayemusk @ToscaMusk @OscardelaRenta Beautiful!! πŸ€©πŸ’žπŸŒΈ Happy Birthday Tosca! πŸ’–
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Just a gal with a repurposed vagina and a wicked sense of humor. In control and deviant in the Zoom room!
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@QT_31416 If that works for you, then more power to you. You can believe in something greater than yourself without subscribing to any religion.
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@elonmusk @paulg People can be petty. I have 150 followers. Even if people fancy something I say they may not like/comment until I have more followers. Most people are followers! 🀣🀣🀣
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@Cobratate @AOC I don’t swing Left or Right but I can see the good in all. I admire @AOC work ethic. I’ve also witnessed many people taking pot shots at her, and she ignored them. That’s maturity. I also love the fact that AOC doesn’t have lip fillers. That’s feminism!
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@CB416TO @catturd2 He keeps us sane in a world full of hypocrisy. Keep a close watch, and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two. Success leaves clues! πŸ˜‰
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@shawtyastrology Aries in the 10th house! πŸ™Œ Getting ready to launch my business!! πŸ‰
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@MarioNawfal Values are more important. That said, I’d probably never get involved with someone who thinks Jesus is the savior of humankind. πŸ₯΄
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@GrantCardone I’d rather build a custom home from scratch because most floor plans suck. Actually that’s my number one goal. And I am going to hire a Feng Shui architect in addition to a regular architect. 🀣 I have a design in mind.
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@EdKrassen Fascinating! The hammer made me nervous. πŸ˜‚
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He’s one of the few numerologists I’d recommend. I have a Rolodex full of healers, astrologers, Feng Shui Masters, etc. People often ask me who I recommend because I guess as a Manifestor in Human Design they trust my judgment. πŸ˜‚
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HiddeΟ€ Amurβˆ†Ka: Thrπ“‚€ce (G)REatEST ΰ₯
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It has been said that Numbers were NOT Invented but DISCOVERED. Numbers are literally stitched into the Fabric of Reality. Number are Highly Charged SIGILS; Pictograms that convey Complex Concepts & Timeless Information. The Zodiac Wheel can be seen as System of Sacred Numbers.
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@LegendaryEnergy BWAHAHAHAHA! In other news people are dropping dead.
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@JOEBOTxyz @libsoftiktok Oh for F sake it was Halloween. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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I highly recommend this calendar! It’s only $28. Numerology is incredibly effective. Plan your business launch on a favorable date if you want to creating lasting success! DO NOT EVER schedule surgery on a 7 day - 7, 16, 25 - or on any day that totals 7 or you may regret it.
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According to #2023YearOfCat calendar, Mercury entered Taurus today. Mercury rules communication, Taurus rules throat chakra. Taurus energy can be be very opinionated and stubborn. πŸ˜‚ Try to keep open mind during this time. Stimulate by singing or reading stories to loved ones.
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@imPenny2x Yes but not like a game simulation. Karma is real and life here is definitely an illusion, but it all serves a purpose!
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@TateTheTalisman Correct. I don’t give a shit about sports and I don’t want to be stronger than any man. I just hope the man I end up with is stronger than me. This is me at a basketball game. Don’t remember who won. Don’t care. 🀣
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@stillgray @WSBChairman Oh I think there’s more they will discover when they investigate.
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@GrantCardone It’s time to talk about solutions!
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@w_terrence I blame the people for depending on politicians to save them.
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@mayemusk @elonmusk @kimbal They wouldn’t be who they are without you. β€οΈπŸ‘Œ Happy Father’s Day Elon & Kimbal β€οΈπŸš€β€οΈ
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@nelsonepega I think every woman who’s had an abortion feels guilty on some level.
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@JackPosobiec Devastating. I can’t even imagine. This story also broke my heart.
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@mayemusk Super chique!! πŸ‘Œ
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@GrantCardone I do not, and I’ve never been a fan of alcoholic spirits. I do, however, buy wine and beer for my altar. 🀣 Interestingly I’m always the LIFE FORCE of every party!
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@mayemusk @XFashion @SI_Swimsuit Yes! πŸ™Œ Stunning!!! ❀️
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That’s not always the case. It could also mean you made a vow in a past life to never marry again hence you’re satisfied with the single life. This is why I don’t rely only on astrology and numerology. It’s a guidepost, but it’s not the whole enchilada.
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When you do not have a relationship, and you are satisfied and have no desire? That's when you have No Past life karma of relationship. But when you have a yearning desire and unsatisfied for relationship, and you're above 40? Then it's karma to suffer in longing.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca @stillgray The majority of Conservatives are very intolerant, especially when anyone challenged their worldview. The Left are equally intolerant.
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Unless you’re trying to get laid there’s probably no need for posting selfies on Twitter. πŸ˜‚ Who has time for that shit?!
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@AK33Astrology Depends on kua number and other factors like what is sitting on the other side of the wall - toilet, stove, etc. Feng Shui enthusiast here, and I’ve hired many Feng Shui Masters throughout the years. Also the the type and quality of headboard matters. But all of that is
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Arwen epitomizes real FEMINISM! When women commit to doing the work, they unlock their true POWER. This is how we become MORE. Arwen is a total badass because of her COURAGE, wisdom, and compassion. She’s not just a skilled warrior but also a healer, using her MAGIC to
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@DemetrisFIlipp1 @TateTheTalisman I’ve chanted 125,000 reps of Sanskrit mantras, like Kali, within 40 days. You? Doing the work in my neck of the woods means something totally different. πŸ˜‰
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@TheCoz91 @live__vidz That was my point. πŸ™„
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@GrantCardone I had a β€œsilver” filling. Loaded with mercury!
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If you don’t run a successful multimillion dollar business you probably shouldn’t tell me how to run mine.
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@astro_greek @elonmusk This is so sweet! πŸ₯°β€οΈ
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid Peterson was trying too hard to impress Elon.
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@imPenny2x You can!! 🀣 I tried when I had a cat but she wasn’t having it!! Too feisty. Some cats love it!
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