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@CaptainFishnose

2 months

Fucking bollocks you did - you grew up in Oxted - not just Surrey, but the posh bit of Surrey. I was at school with you. This school. You're posher than I am, LawyerBoi.

Keir Starmer

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I grew up working class. I’ve been fighting all my life. As Prime Minister, I’ll fight for you.

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Fuck off cunt. You and your cronies have destroyed any hope for my kids. Own a House? No chance. Energy bills: Crippling; Infrastructure: Broken. I despise you and every one of your scum MPs who did this.

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I want to give you that peace of mind that comes from knowing we are building a brighter future for our children. That’s what I’m working on.

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4 months

You have to wonder why *we* are not allowed to carry pepper spray, or any form of defensive device? Pepper spray, batons and close range tasers should be all absolutely permitted.

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2 months

For the avoidance of doubt: I have nothing against him going to a decent school or his Dad having a decent house in Oxted and *maybe* his own small business. It's the constant act of "I'm so working class", trying to sound like he grew up in some deprived area that narks me off.

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2 months

My main grip re: Grammars is that Labour hate them - despite a severla Labour MPs having enjoyed the advantages of a Grammar Education.,

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2 months

@Lordflashh3art I think he's handled it perfectly - make a joke of it and move on. That way, he looks like the bigger man, everyone thinks she's a nob. If you're going to react, the Prescott approach is probably the best - but only if the assailant is a bloke.

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2 months

My milkshake brings all the people to the rally. 🙌

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4 months

@mrjohnhendry @KingBobIIV Sounds like a phone call to PREVENT and the police is in order. His parents need to be checked.

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2 months

@Nigel_Farage @Steph_Peacock I doubt it. But I will. Go Nigel! You're pissing the right people off and are a beacon of hope for me and others.

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1 year

@TomSykesMedia @TalkTV @GBNEWS Well, best trot off to the BBC then 😂😂😂🤡

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1 year

@EpochInspired Good effort. But take off that face nappy

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4 months

Question: Booze is so expensive now, why is Home Brewing not the thing it was in the 70s-80s where every town had at least one supply of equipment and ingredients (Boots did in my town)?

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@Care4Calais Her grandparents weren't a bunch of blokes from Albania trying it on for some free hotel stays. Grow up.

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@RishiSunak "Oh shit, there's an election next year: Now where's my handbook on how to be a conservative?"

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1 year

@Calderdale Shut up and stop messing around with our language. WOMEN. Such people are called WOMEN.

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@GaryLineker @BBCMOTD

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@CarolineLucas It's not the refugees I'm worried about. It's the criminal gangs from Albania and other places. Stop being so damn soft.

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1 year

@RmSalih If you don't want people to be uppity, don't bully autistic kids over a book. It's not hard. PS - people like you almost certainly don't speak for most normal ordinary muslim people. You speak for zealots.

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@FarmerBrown1969 Epsom is probably the roughest bit of Surrey 😄

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@MoriartyProfJ23 We've already got a complete clown for Foreign Secretary Also "men can have a cervix":

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5 months

@Lordflashh3art I live in a hovel in the arse end of East Sussex and my CT is fucking £3000 now. For roads that looks like Edward James Olmos's face and the Keystone Kops.

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1 year

@timand2037 Basic history

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1 year

@KatyMontgomerie I don't want men invading womens' spaces. Does that make me a transphobe? As a feminist, surely we're in agreement on that point?

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1 year

@kochwatcher @EssexPR And yet, somehow, in a bizarre twist of logic, you managed to be both. 🤣

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@CaptainFishnose

7 months

@stephenwild @SkyNews No one made them do it. My sympathy extends about as much as it does to extreme sports enthusiasts. Wanna take risks: be my guest. Expect sympathy after it all goes Pete Tong: nope.

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4 months

@Deadferrets So George Floyd is Satan?

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

The cost of living crisis is due to: £500bn thrown at covid; £bns thrown at the corrupt clown of Kiev £bns thrown at the NetZero scam £7.5bn pa putting illegals up in 4* hotels. ALL OF WHICH YOU CLOWNS IN LABOUR SUPPORTED. Is it a requirement to be #ThickAsMince to be an MP?

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Labour will tackle the Tory cost of living crisis now, and lower bills for the future too. Here’s our plan.

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1 year

@FraserMyers You have zero credibility now, mate. You call this a "conspiracy theory"?

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@KarenH777 I wouldn't care if he'd just stop going on about being "working class" and his old man being "a toolmaker". How many times did John Prescot say he was working class? Actual working class people don't need to remind everyone constantly 😄

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@NevenaBridgen @WestminsterWAG @ABridgen @SkyNews @michaelgove I support your husband @ABridgen He's the only honourable MP I'm aware of currently. Hope he keeps speaking up.

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

@Deadferrets Funny - they managed to produce a boat load of TSG thugs when I went on an anti lockdown protest in London...

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@CaptainFishnose

2 months

@Magclith Not exactly Roundshaw Estate near Sutton, is it... Pretty similar to my childhood home at the other end of Surrey: semi detached in a civilised area. We were middle class. It's his constant claiming to be "working class" that winds me up.

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1 year

Can people please stop tweeting pictures of the fat ponce Sam Smith? Putting me right off my leftover roast...

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5 months

@metpoliceuk @ThomasEvansAdur I thought you arrested people on sight? Oh wait, that's only people who don't support terrorists... Silly me.

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@CaptainFishnose

8 months

"Raging covid"

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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Well that was a first… never anchored a Iive show from my home with raging Covid. But thanks to my brilliant ⁦ @PiersUncensored ⁩ team (who had 4hrs notice) and some great guests who did the talking (⁦ @nfergus ⁩ ⁦ @KonstantinKisin ⁩ @avasantina_ ) we got through OK.

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@ForeverScept Given I was 12 when he was in the 6th form, I doubt it 😄

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1 year

@LBC @mrjamesob Liar!

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1 year

@RmSalih @Alex27111991 Where girls and women can't even have an education and the place is run by loony zealots. You're really revealing your character with your tweets.

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@Rod__Mason @AEHALL1983 At least Kinnock could actually claim to have had a working class upbringing.

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1 year

@5Pillarsuk What a pathetic overreaction over a material object.

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@CaptainFishnose

6 months

So what you are saying is: You grassed her up for looking at a phone whilst stationary? And you're so proud of being a little snitch, you're telling everyone on Twitter? Well, I despise you and people like you.

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

@TopBalcBoy @CJordanjb @Nigel_Farage Why? Don't you meet other countries' standards? Plenty do. Don't lay your shortcomings at others' feet.

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

If hating nonces makes my "far right" - then I'm off the scale of far right. Whoever's holding that sign up needs a hard drive check.

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1 year

They’re not even hiding it any more.

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@RedWallPleb @DaveAtherton20 @StephenShanaha7 @TRobinsonNewEra How can you ban a British Citizen from London?

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@AvonandsomerRob Call 999 and say the driver in front of you is driving like he's pissed.

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1 year

@AnimalRising Let us know when you protest at halal slaughter houses. You cowards.

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1 year

@RmSalih They bullied an autistic boy for accidentally scuffing a book. If islam values an inanimate object over a human who meant no harm, that's a good advert for being an atheist. Pathetic!

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@Iamjacksdisgust @MosquitoCoasty God, you pathetic silly little man. Scared of a cold 🤣🤣🤣

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@CaptainFishnose

4 months

@martinabettt @Nigel_Farage Reasons I am glad we left the EU #69

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1 year

Dear UK Government: Send someone to my house to hurt my cat: Only one thing leaving in a box. And it ain't my cat. We clear? Fuck you scum.

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

If protesting against nonces bothering children is "far right", then

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1 year

@guyverhofstadt So not far off von der Leyen who barely scraped in on a shortlist of one? 🤣🤣🤣

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@CaptainFishnose

4 months

100% support Israel's right to flatten people who attack it. Fuck off if you expect me to want to get involved in or pay for it. Not remotely contradictory positions...

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@FraserMyers

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@Barnesy19 @Kes1977 @reformparty_uk Clowns

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6 months

@Wera_Hobhouse Oh be quiet. You are destroying this country with your ClimateScam bollocks.

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@CaptainFishnose

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@TalkTV @DerylLynn Funny how the clowns at the @metpoliceuk could clear everybody away for Charles - but not when they impede 1000s of ordinary working people. A suspicious person might wonder if the Met were complying with some sort of agenda!

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@CaptainFishnose

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@KingBobIIV Labour did it. Reform can do it.

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@CaptainFishnose

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"Reform can't win" Labour was formed in 1900. Labour became HM Opposition in 1924. 1900 - 2 seats 1906 - 29 1910 Jan - 40 1910 Dec - 42 1918 - 57 1922 - 142 1923 - 191 1929 - 287 This is how reform is polling currently and their trajectory: It's unstoppable. @reformparty_uk

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@CaptainFishnose

4 months

And this is why I will never have a smart meter... Well, one of the several reasons...

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@CaptainFishnose

4 months

@MoriartyProfJ23 @grantshapps Also, Shapps beat Hancock by several weeks to "First to mandatory mask" when he signed the SI mandating masks on public transport.

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@CaptainFishnose

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@s_ffron7 And everyone in the lentil section of Waitrose clapped...

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@CaptainFishnose

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@DillyHussain88 You knew what you were doing when you posted this: Stop trying to excuse it. #IStandWithIsrael 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

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@CaptainFishnose

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@DavidWo20846504 @PetenShirl No - I grew up under Labour in the 70s plus the 90s. Both destroyed the UK - though I'd say Blair did much more lasting damage.

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

@JustStop_Oil Hahahahaha Good riddance

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8 months

Dear Santa: Please could you clone Viktor Orban as an Englishman and make him PM? I'll put out an extra mince pie of you do...

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

Toad in the hole. Cannot believe I have never eaten this, let alone made it. Simple English cooking done nicely is underrated. Everyone liked it

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@KingBobIIV To be fair, noone in their right mind is going to tackle that given we're not allowed to carry any form of defensive device.

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@JustStop_Oil Bye. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out 👋

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

On SheepBook - re ULEZ. This IS the right way to deal with this BS.

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@CaptainFishnose

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@MrChris62 In case you hadn't noticed, cunt already has a foot long blade. At least with a baton and spray, I'd fancy my chances at slightly higher than zero.

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@CaptainFishnose

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So what we do know about the attacker: He was not a far right football enthusiast called Barry with a keen interest in SS uniforms. Because if he was, we would have heard nothing but from the first second on every single channel.

Man is pushed onto Tube tracks at London's Oxford Circus station

A man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after another man was pushed on to the tracks of a busy central London Tube station.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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@Arwenstar @cunningstuntss1 If the new definition of not being a fkking nonce enthusiast is to be called "far right fascist" then I'm a far right fascist and proud.

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@CaptainFishnose

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@RitaPanahi @PennyMordaunt I hope not. She's a fully signed up member of The Blob and a vax cultist too. She's spent all month criticising @ABridgen MP for speaking up about vax damages.

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@CaptainFishnose

5 months

Working class? You went to the same posh school I did. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🤡

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Growing up in a working-class household, the opportunity to learn an instrument gave me benefits far beyond the music. It's my mission to make sure all children can access the arts. Irrespective of your school, your family income or where you live.

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@haveigotnews Oh - so throwing rocks at politicians is just a joke to you. Wait until it happens to one of your lefty political mates - we'll see what your reaction is then...

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@VisionEconomic1 @MahyarTousi Cry harder 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

#Shitrod may have realised he's on the wrong side of history. But I will not forgive him. The back peddling...

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@GBNEWS

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'We were just doing what the Government suggested to us, but now it's all coming out that we were misled and lied to.' Charlie Mullins, who introduced a mandatory vaccine rule for his staff during the pandemic reacts to revelations from the latest WhatsApp leak.

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@Coffeeandshirts @Nigel_Farage @HackneyAbbott Cry harder. He's winning Clacton 😂😂😂

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@CaptainFishnose

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@CarolineLucas @RishiSunak Boooollllshiiit. None of the #ClimaeScam scaremongering predictions have come true.

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@CaptainFishnose

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@RedWallPleb @DaveAtherton20 @StephenShanaha7 @TRobinsonNewEra Don't remember them banning ClimateXR road glueing loons from London.

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@bugsbunnygroyp @GadSaad It's bad for most normal people

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@neil1921 And fair play to him. I literally have nothing against Starmer's dad doing OK, or Starmer going to a decent school. It's his constant act of trying to sound like an underprivileged kid growing up in some deprived working class fashion that pisses me off.

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@nazirafzal Maybe they're not "far right" Maybe they're normal people fed up with this, and much much more like it.

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@CaptainFishnose

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@MForstater @MailOnline Sick of the clownshow that the @metpoliceuk are. #IStandWithMaya

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@CaptainFishnose

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@DrMatthewSweet @GBNEWS "far right racists"...? You really are a complete cretin, aren't you. And drag queens need to stay away from kids.

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@Aj4eva25 Yes. And these devices are non lethal unless you try really hard. State we're in, I'd rather we could all be packing guns. But this is a start. No one can be relied on to protect oneself other than oneself.

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@Sandyboots2020 Here's a translation of what they're saying. Hope it helps 👍

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

What do you do when you have State Shilling bellends like this?

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@CaptainFishnose

1 year

I'm taking a break from twitter for a bit. Can't deal with knowing there are so many degenerates and clowns around. 👍

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@cabinetofficeuk Stick it in your pipe and smoke it 🖕

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@CaptainFishnose

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"Reform can't win" Labour was formed in 1900. Labour became HM Opposition in 1924. 1900 - 2 seats 1906 - 29 1910 Jan - 40 1910 Dec - 42 1918 - 57 1922 - 142 1923 - 191 1929 - 287 This is how reform is polling currently and their trajectory: It's unstoppable. @reformparty_uk

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@Barnesy19 @reformparty_uk Good. Because 5 Reform MPs will represent me better than 121 fake "conservatives".

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@LucyWoodslucy70 2021. Well done. You found an old photo. What do you want? A tissue for your salty tears 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤡

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@YvetteCooperMP The way to clear the backlog is boot out anyone who entered illegally. But that's not what you'd do in Labour, is it? You be like: "Here, have a free hotel - it's only taxpayers' money...

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@simonharris_mbd Scandanavians: Arriving by boat, mostly younger men, armed, with the sole mission of taking the land for themselves? You didn't think that analogy through, did you? 🤣🤣🤣

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Christ on a bike. I 100% agree with her here. That will probably never be repeated 🫤

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Bullying, harassing and intimidating a 14 year old autistic student for lightly scuffing a Quran is so fucking immoral I can't even get my head around it.

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