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Just another nobody. I was a Bunny once and now I'm back from the d3ad. #MAGAX3

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We used to be a proper society
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@juliawyattlove @dotmatryx So you put trans women before real ones?
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@oasisraindrops @Sky_Hyperion @PopCrave Men can't be women. Ever.
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@oasisraindrops @Sky_Hyperion @PopCrave Trans women are men. End of story.
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I'm voting for Trump. But I'm really on here to have fun and keep myself from going mad.
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@ilustfortornado @StealerTime Cover the tits and she's a 5
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Once you understand that the government is full of satanic pedophiles everything happening makes sense
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I'm 9300 followers away from 10k. Help a squirrel out
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That is the post
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I'm not big on taking photos of myself . But incase you're wondering what the Captain looks like.
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My old account had a check mark, but I was savagely reported by a mass of child abusers and was unable to appeal my account. Alas, it's tough starting over
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My best friend in high school was a schizophrenic. He always told me I was his favorite imaginary friend.
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Could big accounts post something different? All they do is say the same shit.
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My patience is being tried today. Going to step away and find something else to do.
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One of my many hobbies is collecting old photos. I often wonder who these people were and what became of them.
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Keep cool, kids. God wins.
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Did anyone else have fun climbing trees as a kid?
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@Provokatov
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Fun is when you're trying to find your reading glasses and you discover they're on your head after you put on your spare pair.
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Thank you all for the new follows! It means the world to me
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The little boss
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Thank you to all of you who are following! So glad to be back in the trenches w fellow patriots. (Though being Saturday, I'm on my back porch enjoying a beer)
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If you follow 500 and have 100k followers and claim you want to follow Trump supporters, up yours, you're muted.
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I'd like to give a shout out to @OneToothTeXan for making my fantastic profile pic
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Bought 24lbs of chicken for the freezer. Cost $72. When Trump was in office it cost me $43. I miss those days and can't wait to have them back
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I don't feel like participating in life today.
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Decided to clean out the superfluous unused beauty products from my bathroom and discovered a topsy tail. Great day for archeology.
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If you have to fake it till you make it then you probably shouldn't be doing it
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I could eat fried chicken every day
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Anyone else?
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This is a sad post.
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Truth
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Bruce E. Bailey, CRM/FED
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This was so accurate, it needs reposting.
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Sleep is important.
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@TeXasBetty4 @austerrewyatt1 Yup. Had a friend die from it
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38 hours, only 2 hours of sleep. Will I sleep tonight?
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I think about this frequently.
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Anyone else remember this show?
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Pickles and chocolate do not pair well.
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Butter rum life savers are the best
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Have you ever wondered if you've outgrown friends and think it's time to meet people who motivate and inspire you more in life?
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I'm awkward too.
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Are we all onboard with Vance 2028?
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If I don't follow you back today, I will get you tomorrow. Trying to steer clear of jail
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Hit my follow back limit, will catch up tomorrow. Thank you all for the help!!
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Mars should be a penal colony
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I've never gone that far at one time
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Why is evil ramping up these days? Time is limited and they want all the souls possible. Be good my friends.
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If art has to be explained, it isn't art.
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@juliawyattlove @dotmatryx Kiss women's rights and women's sports goodbye then.
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The best way to keep a woman quiet is to put a dick in her mouth.
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Ain't that the truth
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The only impression I make is a bad one
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I have succeeded the most at failure.
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My last post was an algorithm test. For those in the know.... that isn't me
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Feeling sleepy? There's a nap for that.
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Why do the NBC hostesses look like old strippers?
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Anyone? Yeah, I'm old
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He was friends with school shooters?
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The more I think about it, the more I realize "celebrities" are just the organ grinders monkeys. Stop paying attention to them. (Ps monkeys come in white, orange and dark skin tones)
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Does anyone else have a Pavlov reaction to music? Such as, if I hear Ranchera I immediately need a margarita and some enchiladas
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Elitist is just a pretty word for Satanist.
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Mike drop
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Kamala chose a white husband why can’t black men choose a white president?
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@TheAlexStrenger @JosePGarza @bettsforda Sadly those girls will vote dem for their "abortion rights"
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Who else was that kid?
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Listening to the owls converse.
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Has anyone done a welfare check on Diddy?
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I'm rarely an asshole, but I'm frequently nuts.
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Two hours of sleep. Let's see how well I handle today
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Astounding!
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In case you've never heard the howl of an arctic wolf, here it is, it's worth it. 😂
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If I believe in you, I'll support you more than a pushup bra.
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I love cheesy movies
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@toughtalkty My baby fluffball
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🤣🤣😜
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😂 I do love avocados though.
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😂😂😂
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Our favorite day of the week! TACO TUESDAY
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And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
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I love kitchen gadgets. That is my weakness.
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Help a patriot out!
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@1True_American_ I'm done with surprises. I want normalcy to return
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@walter_bost Petting a puppy
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@Headshok1962 @WeGotsTheMeats @Allison4444444 @Amoreena1968 @Angelia74574247 @Apathy_Overdose @beachbumglum @beefbooger @BetsyGolden16 @BeverlyWolfWag1 @BobbyLV702 @Boonedog64 @BoyMomStacy @Branndon89 @brendah70 @brettmace2 @BrianDurbin10 @BridgetLMV44 Gracias!
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@jennyalaking @Yoda4ever Sadly moving multiple heads of livestock isn't as easy as putting fido in the back seat.
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😜
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@CaptainDznuts 😁
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Remember when Schiff's car got broken into, and his computer was stolen. I wonder what was on it.
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The plot thickens
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This is interesting. Please read this about Vem Miller
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@Provokatov If he's so brave he can protect the trans women in his own bathroom
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Whoop whoop
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Drop your name in the comments 👇 Follow, like, Retweet and connect with fellow MAGA patriots 🇺🇸🇺🇸 United we are strong 💪🇺🇸
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@PoJatoman @DocStrangelove2 @AvaTomboy Well, look up her religion, it makes sense
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@saveaustintx I have to say, JD smeared Tim all over the floor with class.
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Hot pink is my favorite color, so thank you JD for wearing that eye catching tie
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Hearing a shit ton of sirens.
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Remember how they released prisoners during covid? Shady ass times
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@phildo1965 @Federalist85 @jtallst8 @Tyler_Fritz76 @SnooksBabyGirl @1776Diva @JdBurnsie @SobieWan39 @Pokemom2R @45Angelheart I love Arsenic and Old Lace!
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After finding a plethora of expired vitamins, medicines, etc, I suspect I should check the condiments in my fridge...
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@OutlawInTX Glad to see I'm not the only night owl
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🤣🤣I'm dying!!
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@LauraLoomer @JDVance "Look me in the eyes and tell me I'm not sexy."
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Get your freaking car tuned!!
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All of those one hit wonders. They didn't sell their souls.
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I remember that look
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I got that way many times lol.
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Electric cars sound like vibrators.
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Truth. This current administration hates us
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There's an evil agenda plaguing America and more people, especially in the black community, are waking up every day!
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