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Captain Crooch

6 months

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Jill just spit in the face of every real woman

Greg Price

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2 years

Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

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Captain Crooch

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@EverythingKeanu A typical lying liberal

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

18 days

@its_The_Dr a little more coffee than I should have had🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Hats off to the black man

Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis

@DrLoupis

7 months

Dad of the year.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

You're a fucking ding bat. If these people had not tried to cross our border illegally this never would have happened... and this is nothing compared to the thousands of Americans that will, in short order, be murdered by the many criminals coming uninvited. Fuck off idiot

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Proclamation; There are no democrats in DC nor in any city or state government across the USA, they are devout Communists and from this day forward I will never again use the term, Democrat, when referring to them, they will be called what they are, Communists, I encourage all

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

17 days

@gunalbum Glock 27 .40 cal

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

6 months

Did I violate follow/follow back rules ... No, not this time , not the last time and not any other time...really getting sick of this libtarded crap

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

5 months

if you look at my page does it show any followers?

CoachJohn

@CoachJohn20

5 months

@CaptainCrooch Looks like it. I hope it gets straightened out

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

2 months

@Sassafrass_84 easily concealed under your favorite trench coat

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

@Loonbird1 @CollinRugg @atensnut 2 teeth for 1

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

🤔I don't know how many #MAGA patriots are on X but if there are 160,034,268 all of our follow/followback numbers should say Followed by 160,034,267- Following 160,034,267... just saying ✝️👨‍👧‍👧🇺🇸

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

6 months

@LydiaTh30540019 I'm tough, yea, right, a Marine, and sitting here with tears in my eyes after reading this, why can't the bad die young?

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

2 months

@TheLiberal_ie This is why we have and will guard our second amendment

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

12 days

Feel free to follow me, I follow back. I don't usually broadcast but I'm so sick of not having at least 5000. Something about X lately, it's like stagnation.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

where the hecks all my frenz at?

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

I am constantly amazed at how many so-called Patriots f just to get you to f/b then after a few hours they unfollow just to boost their follower numbers to try and make themselves look important. We must all get together and stick together if we want to defeat communism. WTF?

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Gee, what a dazzling Bitch🤢🤮 ✝️👨‍👧‍👦🇱🇷

Facebook Felon/FAFO

@JamesYo27502669

7 months

Ummmmm, ok, I’ll comply 😂

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

WTF? so does the guy in the white shirt... just like a rabid animal, should be euthanized.

CoolBlue

@BackThebluecool

9 months

Good morning and Good Monday everyone ☕️ The guy in the blue shirt has a vag-ina. #MondayMotivation #MLKDay

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

10 months

she won't go, she's scared

ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ

@AmericazOutlaw

10 months

BREAKING: Taylor Swift has been caught trying to coerce her throngs of fans to vote for anyone other than Donald Trump. She said that if he wins, she will leave the United States. What do you think?

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

Long Day, lots of driving, got the job, good night X

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

I hope all of my friends are doing well tonight

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

Y'all pray for me, we have a new manager at work, she reminds me of Adolf Hitler in high heels🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅 ✝️👨‍👧‍👧🇺🇸👊

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Some question me teaching my 11 year old to shoot and gun safety, he has been learning for several years now, I question those who let their children be ignorant of guns and gun safety. My son has known the difference between toys and real guns since he was 4. and that is good.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

6 months

If anyone else follows me I will get you back tomorrow, Good Night Patriots, Marines, Brothers in Arms, God Bless You All.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

Where in the X are all my friends ?😵‍💫

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

i wanted to see the whole fight

Truth Slinger X

@TruthSlingerX

8 months

Badass Journalist throws hands with the mob...!!

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

5 months

@dustinemills24 We should take this as an admission that they , the commies in DC intend to use China to help the commies try to defeat Trump in the next election

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Pardon the mess and the green tape..working on the house..new floor, havn't finished...this is AlanRaye and that rifle I gave him

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

This is AlanRaye, 11, at 15yds with his new .22 Walther P22Q...not bad at all.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

Is there really an idiot out there that believes this idiot?

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

2 months

@Sassafrass_84 actually... us old folks prefer a set... 🤣🤣🤣

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Good Morning X friends and Patriots, Today I fill out all my paperwork in preparation to start my new job, Hopefully this will be my last job prior to retirement in three years.... Looking forward... Semper Fi!!! You all have an awesome day, Stay safe ✝️👨‍👧‍👦🇱🇷

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

He is not a judge, he is an operative of the communist party

Grant Cardone

@GrantCardone

8 months

CardoneCapital just started to research real estate investments in New York believing it was time to get into the market. After the over reach by the judge in the Trump case & penalties imposed of $355M I told them team do NOT waste time in New York. We will 2X our efforts in:

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

1 month

Having a great time with my X Friends, wish all of X friends were here @chapman_p7879 , @daisyg295 , @GrumpyMarine14 , @GinnyChildress6 , ... @BurninTRanch @alyssataylor88

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

You're either a brainwashed moron or just another communist traitor, what has Biden done after stealing the election? Destroyed everything so fuck off with your lies and propaganda.

theway

@waynebe42

8 months

@Marker001_1 @Shaykay1717

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

Blue states are only blue states because of election fraud #ELECTIONFRAUD

Gary D

@KMGGaryde

8 months

President Trump may flip Blue states Red! 🔵 ➡️ 🔴

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

I'm going to bed early tonight... see you all tomorrow, Have a great evening

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 days

@MattWallace888 First of all, why would DOJ release that during an investigation? DOJ/FBI's history regarding their dishonesty in all things concerning Trump and their unwavering support of all things LEFT should compel any prudent person to not believe anything DOJ/FBI says. Period.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

You're sick(in the head)... I suggest you check in to a psycho ward

@Kit Duff

@kit_duff

9 months

Just found out my baby brother passed away last night..... Why just now... Cuz of you Trump I Fucking hate you I have sisters that didn't call and tell me .. I have a hate for you Trump that you'll can't understand ....you're so selfish you only care about u.. Fuck you Fuck you

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

5 months

Now isn't the time,if Trump wins the shit will hit the fan,if Trump loses it will be because they cheated again and the shit will hit the fan,I say we have from now until November to get our gear,supplies and tactics in order,the right person will say Go when the time is right

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@MarieGrouse

5 months

@CaptainCrooch Go! Let's fucking go!!! Sick of this shit. This is not the life I want to leave for my daughter.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Apparently we have tens of thousands of Chinese military aged nationals entering through our southern border 99% men. No one leaves China without the blessings of the Chinese government. Arm up, 2 invations. Get prepared to defend USA

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

I'm not going to sit here an argue with you. There hasn't been a democratically elected representative since they got rid of the mechanical voting booth, do you really think people in Cali voted to have people shitting in their streets.

Great Wyrm Catyrpelius

@Genoober

8 months

@CaptainCrooch We are a Constitutional Republic with democratically elected representatives/institutions... We aren't a straight Republic. Unfortunately we aren't even what we were supposed to be. We are now a bureaucratic state where intent of the law and founding documents is ignored

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

@simonateba Showing up to brown nose hoping no one remembers his lack of concern... next he's headed to Hawaii after doing NOTHING, Trump would have rebuilt the whole Island by now.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

6 months

I came home today to no power, hooked up the generator and after about 20 minutes the internet went out too.... just came back on 15 min ago.... I occured to me that without power and internet we would all be screwed

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

can we get Mr. @JamesJo02164102 some great followers, I have no doubt he follows back, isn't a bot and dam sure isn't 'woke', ain't woke but wide the hell awake!!!

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

Anyone want to know how to take the country back without violence? It's time we do. Can't depend on Trump getting back in office.If he does he will be obstructed at every turn. If the country survives another year. Sick of regurgitating the problems?Let's talk about solutions

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

12 days

I left my computer for an hour and came back to 50 new followers, Thanks guys, and gals😆 #MAGA2024

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

5 months

It takes a lot of concentration to rid your list of BS accts and non follow backers.... back to 100% reciprocal, 100% real, 100% great people

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

Hmmm...could this be true?

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

10 months

X made me stop following back for a while, says I reached my limit. I've gained all of my 400+ plus followers in the last 24 hours thanks to some good friends. Y'all couldn't have given me a warmer 'Welcome Back' even if you planned it that way. Thanks, will follow everyone back

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

10 months

I got 666 followers, following the same 666..... Someone has to help me break the evil spell of 666

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

Ben Carson, the most level headed public figure of our time, who has no dirt baggage, former 2016 presidential candidate who was always very respectful of Trump and has never wavered. Obvious VP choice for all people.

MAGA LADY

@NuclearMAGALady

9 months

Let’s do a test… Who do you think Trump’s VP choice should be? Drop your response below 👇

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

6 months

Satan speaks using Biden tongue

Jont Trubek

@JontTrubek

6 months

What a perverted piece of shit!

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Good Night Marines and friends. My son is in the other room winding up his homework, he had a pile of it this evening and had to do it all after soccer practice. gonna spend some time with him. SEMPER FI!!!

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

Happy Christmas everyone!! Today is the very first Christmas ever I have had my Son and Daughter, who are 21 years apart, together on Christmas day.🙏 Happy Birthday Jesus.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

4 months

Spaghetti night at Crooch's house...roasted Garlic meat sauce sprinkled with onion powder, Garlic powder, a slight of chile powder and lemon pepper...so far it's just AlanRaye and me, who else wants to join us😁

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

Every Marine remembers the one thing his/her D.I. said to them that sticks with them for ever... for me it was a response to my soft, quiet voice tone... "You better be loud and clear recruit, so you will be heard and understood!!! Do You Understand?!!!"... I never let that

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

2 months

@MrCHVaida @its_The_Dr Tomorrow and the rest of today depend on Farmers more than anything

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

And For my late brother George, who died from the Covid 19 Vax, God Bless the US ARMY for making a man out of him, And my mentally slow brother Wesley who deeply desired to join the service with us but could not qualify, hung himself on the day I got on the bus for Parris

Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Me neither, My mother's husband was an abusive piece of shit, I hated him, George, my Twin brother and I joined up to get the hell out and away... it wasn't till I joined the Corps that I realized there was a better life and what it meant to honor anything... God Bless the USMC

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

4 months

@IllyNOTLilly Yep

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

From now on I'm blocking all Liberal POS trolls as soon as they utter their bullshit.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

Everybody Knows Biden was the beneficiary of the most sophisticated election fraud syndicate in the world. Straight from Biden's mouth. #ELECTIONFRAUD

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

I watched it live.... shocking event for America and the rest of the world.

Doctor Pepper

@Doctor_Pepper40

8 months

Good morning friends. January 28,1986....where were you? I was watching in a hospital room. My son was born the day before.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

9 months

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TRUMP ARMY

@TRUMP_ARMY_

9 months

Give me a Thumbs Up 👍, If YOU STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP!!

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

Isn't this the truth👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

A Man Of Memes

@RickyDoggin

8 months

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

Well X Friends, and all of my new followers and everyone who follows tonight, I'm off here now, need a shower, got a new job, still getting used to the schedule, see y'all tomorrow evening, #MAGA SEMPER FI!!! everyone gets a FB so keep it coming. Good Night

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

good Night Marines, Good Night Patriot, I must get up early, the boy has school.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

Approximately 22 Veterans commit suicide EACH. DAY. Would at least 22 of my Twitter friends please copy and tweet? (Not RT). Veterans Crisis Line Dial 988 then press 1🇺🇸

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

4 months

@Art0fThinking 21 including the 3 in the question and the three black dots

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

5 months

Hello all my X friends

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

7 months

@ULTRA_MAJESTY sad, a real tragedy Biden could have avoided

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

8 months

My son is happy, I'm happy.... I'm blessed to have such a great son. Future Marine..... this one's a couple years old,

daisyg295

@daisyg295

8 months

@CaptainCrooch I absolutely love to hear this 🥰. There is nothing better than time spent with your kids ❤️. I’m doing well thank you 🙏. Just hanging out here ignoring work lol.

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Captain Crooch

@CaptainCrooch

10 months

I'm a single dad...my boy is 10. If it were not for him I wouldn't be celebrating at all... the world is screwed up, likely our kids are going to see the worst the world has to offer... I'll be 67 or 68 when my son graduates high school. Giving him good memories is a crucial must

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@OddballTanker

10 months

@CaptainCrooch We decided not to do anything this year. Not just the prices, but just does not feel like Christmas with the state of our country is in.

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