Anyone could last an hour in the asylum where they raised me because it’s an asylum of warmth and friendship and welcome to all and dangerous to none. Also Sameers the man
Shires sitting front row of class in his 8am and even got here 10 minutes early to do so bc shires a goddamn academic weapon and definitely not bc he got shit grades last spring and his mom almost fucking killed him
I remember a buddy in college showed up one day to cafeteria lunch super excited about heroin, “it’s not such a big deal, and feels great”, he dropped out two weeks later and I never saw him again.
Reports are saying the far left is absolutely pissed a white boy like me was up at the crack of dawn conquering inanimate objects. They’re also saying I don’t give a flying fuck. More to come
Remember to establish dominance on your first day of class by letting everyone know you’re not tired you’re just violently hungover bc instead of getting a good nights rest like some sort of nerd you stayed up drinking and doing blow with your absolute boys last night
Cousins getting married later today. Rest of the team is sleeping in, taking it easy, being gay, etc. Me on the other hand? Well, let’s just say I’m locked the fuck in
@LoveBlackingOut
Had never even heard of one til I came to the south, and thought it was the most white trash shit ever when I first saw it. Then I hit one.
@hoodieprops
Kids a strong prospect and definitely shows some promise. If he can hone in his skills and keep it on Twitter he’s got a future in the game no doubt
Hadn’t taken riddalin in a year and was feeling like hot shit so I popped like four. Definitely passing microeconomics tomorrow but it’s a race to get there before my heart explodes