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2 months

Holy fucking yankee get the fuck off my fucking course holy fuck

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4 months

No fucking way man

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4 months

Got my Sunday best on for the Palestine protest at the ferg

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Fatherless

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@Jaimoesburner Innovation that excites

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@CaptainSardis99 Generous take. In my opinion this little fag should be drawn and quartered but what do I know I’m j a kid from Tuscaloosa

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2 months

@bigtensucks9 They’ve been warned. They haven’t done shit. I fucking hate the north

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4 months

Anyone could last an hour in the asylum where they raised me because it’s an asylum of warmth and friendship and welcome to all and dangerous to none. Also Sameers the man

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4 months

Week 1 —> Week 194 (Time is a flat circle)

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@bigg_truzz

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3 months

Bars like this are why drinking was invented

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4 months

This is a weird fucking town

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Shires sitting front row of class in his 8am and even got here 10 minutes early to do so bc shires a goddamn academic weapon and definitely not bc he got shit grades last spring and his mom almost fucking killed him

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4 months

Hey guys real quick, is this okay? Like are you guys cool with this?

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4 months

Like none of these kids have heard of Lombardi time. Guess they just don’t want it that bad

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3 months

You wish you were me. But you can’t be me. I’m me.

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4 months

@tommykjones1 Knew I remembered him from somewhere

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4 months

Hope you folks brought your hard hat and lunch pail, cuz today is a motherfucking work day

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2 months

Gotchu big dawg

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2 months

Would be lovely to see more accounts on 𝕏 simply posting beautiful content

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4 months

Moes bbq sucks butt. Stinky poopy butt.

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3 months

Literally almost me freshman year

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3 months

I remember a buddy in college showed up one day to cafeteria lunch super excited about heroin, “it’s not such a big deal, and feels great”, he dropped out two weeks later and I never saw him again.

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Nobody tell the deep state I had six (6) beers on the way to work today. And yes, they were ice fucking cold in case you were wondering

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2 months

You never think it will happen to you until it does. Have some respect Jesus fucking Christ

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2 months

@CappersLocks What dog track do u belong to bro😭😭

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4 months

Wild move just teeing off in the goddamn cemetery but I’d be lying if I said I’m not dying to get a few hacks in

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@MingAtBC

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4 months

Finals might’ve thought they had me beat, sadly they are sorely mistaken

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Yea I’m having a Sunday so what fucking sue me

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3 months

Roll tide

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4 months

I didn’t even get that drunk last night mom I barely called anyone (black) the n word

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3 months

Reports are saying the far left is absolutely pissed a white boy like me was up at the crack of dawn conquering inanimate objects. They’re also saying I don’t give a flying fuck. More to come

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Remember to establish dominance on your first day of class by letting everyone know you’re not tired you’re just violently hungover bc instead of getting a good nights rest like some sort of nerd you stayed up drinking and doing blow with your absolute boys last night

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4 months

Houston, all systems are go for liftoff. Let’s do the damn thing

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4 months

Fair warning to everyone, just so you know ya boy is about to get downright slutty on the course today

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3 months

I feel like we are all slowly figuring out we just fucked up and put the wrong Biden in the White House

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@TMZ

3 months

Hunter Biden's Ex-GF Claims He'd Smoke Crack As Soon As He'd Wake Up | Click to read more 👇

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5 months

Not if u a real one

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Ya I bombed it

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4 months

Haters say I look tired, cracked out, kind of gay, etc. But fuck em. I’m locked in in a way those peasants could never understand. Watch this shit

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When my friends parents ask if I’m graduating

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5 months

Upper deckers here>>>>

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3 months

@bigtensucks9 Beta rush chairs are in shambles rn wondering why they weren’t invited

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3 months

@Henry_Br1ck The community has lost its way, it’s time to get back to our roots (beer, ball, and schedule 1 narcotics)

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4 months

Last dance baby (just kidding see y’all in the fall) #nevergraduate

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Uber ride for the ages. This guy fucking rocks

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3 months

People who send food back at restaurants deserve to be tarred and feathered

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3 months

Cousins getting married later today. Rest of the team is sleeping in, taking it easy, being gay, etc. Me on the other hand? Well, let’s just say I’m locked the fuck in

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3 months

Breakfast of champions. Let’s have a fuckin day 🤝🤝🤝

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4 months

Way ahead of you chief (pc: circa April 2021)

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4 months

Pull up to the function in a hospital gown

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4 months

Yk the pre rolls at a place like this gotta go fucking banana splits crazy

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@LoveBlackingOut Had never even heard of one til I came to the south, and thought it was the most white trash shit ever when I first saw it. Then I hit one.

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4 months

AYO WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT??? *they’re 10 feet away I’m just scared*

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@BMLLERGOAT @bigtensucks9 Best tweet of my career. Relive it almost everyday

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4 months

@hoodieprops Kids a strong prospect and definitely shows some promise. If he can hone in his skills and keep it on Twitter he’s got a future in the game no doubt

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4 months

I’m sorry… you… you like that shit white boy?

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2 years

There should be a support group for college kids who haven’t done cocaine since they got home for the summer

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4 months

We’re so fucking back

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3 months

Once I fix my slice, stop being addicted to cocaine, and actually get over my ex girlfriend it’s so fucking over for you guys

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3 months

@phillipmcdaid Honestly cornrows is so far off the reservation I kinda respect it

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4 months

Bud heavy’s were always the signs

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4 months

It should be illegal to graduate on time and not take a 5th year with me

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@benoitball5 Mind your manners dipass. Adults are talking

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@Tyre_94 “Big Main” is the best part of the whole thing if you ask me

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4 months

Georgia weekend freshman year I was fresh off color code and got so drunk I lost 3 separate bags over the course of 48 hours. Still haunts me

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5 months

The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?

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@bellybooo92 Ah shit, forgot you’re the only girl I know who uses Twitter. My bad. This one’s on me

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Some of y’all forget that ‘Saving Private Ryan’ was one of the most important movies this country ever made and it shows

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@xandonmiller @SamWalters100 @bamafratdouche Hey we are all here for the love of the game brother, let’s aim somewhere else w that ish

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4 months

This will reunite families

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WE’VE WAITED 10 YEARS FOR THIS CHILLS #EACFB25

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@kingedger76 We need to find his sleeves man. Fuckin nowhere to be found everytime I’ve ever run into him

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@prettygoodyou

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@DirtyMccray Fuck a beer I’m buying them a bag

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@FSU_Barstool Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one and go fuck yourself you weak ass pussy

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@MommiezMilkerz @Lee_Roy_Jenk *they come in black, just not for black

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Let me put y’all on to dropping a zyn in your bag between bumps

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@hannytran Shit man Stephen hawking runs normal compared to this

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3 months

If my coworker doesn’t wanna get called a dirty fucking communist then he shouldn’t park in my spot it’s as simple as that

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3 years

Devilfish Dave is BACK 😋😋 horse cock lock incoming😈❤️‍🔥🍆 it is theeee: MIAMI HURRICANES -7 BOOKMAKERS ARE SCARED

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@TAphish1243 Inspired. I’m gonna ruin some friendships this week

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@waistbandit69 Figures

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@bamafratdouche It’s like a fucking disease

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fuck jimmy fallon

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@tr3llyburner Idk I kinda believe it. J a kid as dumb and stupid as his dumb and stupid father

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4 years

💎Joey Freshwater’s Whale Play💎 🏀 Celtics/Sixers over 215 20 unit WHALE PLAY WEDNESDAY. Winners. Winners. Winners. I’ve never lost a whale play.

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This fucking rocks

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@theBERLINg_WALL

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@OSchweinstager @RogerSleeze

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4 years

I NEVER LOSE. Let me help you skull fuck your bookmakers 🔒🔒🔒

TheShire

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4 years

💎Joey Freshwater’s Whale Play💎 🏀 Celtics/Sixers over 215 20 unit WHALE PLAY WEDNESDAY. Winners. Winners. Winners. I’ve never lost a whale play.

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Thank god were leaving today

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4 months

I never met an adult man who owned a boat and wasn’t an alcoholic

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Latrell Wrightsell Jr. Burner

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Innisfree fucking sucks. Someone has to say it

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@eastvillageguy Ya actually. didn’t even tell a joke tbh they just saw my jumper and it was wraps right then and there

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@benhilimire Fuck you

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4 months

Haters say I look tired, cracked out, kind of gay, etc. But fuck em. I’m locked in in a way those peasants could never understand. Watch this shit

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6 months

I’d like to formally apologize for not being the drunkest girl at the party last night. This one’s on me

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4 months

He smiles down upon you

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@bamafratdouche @bigtensucks9 Lighting a fire in the bathroom as we speak

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6 months

Funny, it saved my life too

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The Sopranos' star Drea de Matteo says that joining OnlyFans saved her life 👀

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@BoxOprahs I’d be insulted if you didn’t

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4 months

Hadn’t taken riddalin in a year and was feeling like hot shit so I popped like four. Definitely passing microeconomics tomorrow but it’s a race to get there before my heart explodes

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3 months

Bartender j cleared my drink with almost a full inch of beer left. Bitch what the fuck are you doing I needed that

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@baumsteinberg EFFIN A

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2 months

If I hear another grown man tell me he’s “rotting” I’m gonna shoot him in the fucking head

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3 months

@SandovalC1978 Garbage beer for garbage people

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