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2 years

@insultsrare She doesn't need a mirror to check if something is in her teeth.

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@thedixieliberal you don't know many black folk do you

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@TNGoldenBoy @ZONKEDonX why do jews always try and educate Christians about who Christians worship? We don't try and educate y'all about satan

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@AnthonyCumia can't say I blame her, I wouldn't want to be black either

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@KILLTOPARTY imagine all the time spent by young men back in the day searching for Britney nudes on the internet without knowing that one day you wouldn't be able to avoid them

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@brianstephens00 @LaurenWitzkeDE that is the lips of the ancestors heya hoya heya hoya

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@ScottAdamsSays If all races supposedly evolved from Africans, does that mean Africans didn't evolve past being African?

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1 year

@GoinCrazyFights well if he wasn't he is now, along with whoever watches this

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10 months

@9mm_smg You should see him make donuts!

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@SSS_gov oh look, an ad with white people in it fancy that

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@KBG_Garrett900 @IGN "muh dick lmao"

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@the_best_frank $5 says you take the poll down

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10 months

@SamONellaHealth why would anyone want to do that, that's like the worst place to do it

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9 months

@shitbiscuit imagine having to sit there and be that high with a wet ass

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@haramcart not our fault you have an ugly couch

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@QuetzalPhoenix Banning the casual use of the word "retard" these days is like living under the sea and banning the word "fish".

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@TheOmniLiberal How about gender AND minorities?

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8 months

@Howlingmutant0 he does that thing where he just moves the sword in and out of the sheath real quick and the other guy's foreskin just floats to the ground in the wind like a little onion ring

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@bizlet7 We want everyone to preserve their own culture and be the best "them" they can be. Just not all mixed together in a poop soup. Let us fucking grill man

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@asmnmovie @KobiLibii @standup4justice @davidalangrier @drewtarver @michaelaWat @rupertfriend @nicolebyer Let me guess, they make shit disappear

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2 years

@CalebJHull I hear you, but working like that isn't good for you. And for what? So central banking can recover an interest rate that never cost them anything? This is a good thing for kids trying to start out in a society that gets them coming and going for everything.

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@NsPostingFs Every time I see or hear "they don't season they food", I think of this video.

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@ShitpostGate It ain't the nose, he could just hear the smoke alarm chirping. Dead giveaway.

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@Wordsarewordz "Man I wish they'd finally say they've covered the nazis enough, sheesh. Anyways, here's some more anti-nazi propaganda that is a MUST SEE, really, just sooo Neflixicious mmmm-mmm" *rubs hands*

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@tobysougly @insultsrare again?

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@BangSwitch5000 I might feel the same about this guy if I didn't know that you were standing there holding your little phone taking pictures of him

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@stone_toss I miss 15 minutes ago when I didn't get this reference

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@uncledoomer she should have went to the bathroom before they left the house

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@KBG_Garrett900 @IGN y'all always wanna talk shit about wives because we're the only ones with wives why don't you ever talk shit about dads then?

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@DelusionPosting ain't even invented swimming yet

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@RetiredmpA @adamkotsko saved this picture so I can look at it whenever I'm not feeling manly

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@Noobface you don't understand, they have a team, there's a team now

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@greentexts_bot I think the only reason blackface bothers black folks is because white folks can wash it off when they're done

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@Howlingmutant0 kind of cute when they still think it's 2020 twitter

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@TheInsiderPaper I thought this was the pedofile map

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2 years

@DelusionPosting -she said, in English

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1 year

@9mm_smg I think the real answer is that they're waiting on someone else to fix it for them. I have asked chirpers on gamechat why they don't just change it and some of them have said because that's the landlord's job. true story

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@iluminatibot That's one of the vans taking people to the squid games

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@corprteUnicorn Maybe be less useless

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@KILLTOPARTY Most of them think gross=funny. Most of them haven't the slightest idea of what is pleasant, attractive or sensible, they just go on what they think people are telling them about those things. Just look at some of the eyebrows running around.

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@streetmediatv oh no he said the big boy no-no word waaaaahhhhh my poor feelings, everyone! somebody HEPPP

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@QuetzalPhoenix My Dad had to shoot an armed robber once. They arrested my Dad, put him in jail, and the local news called him a vigilante killer. He eventually got off on self defense, but not before the local paper put our home address on the first page 3 days in a row. fuck these people

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@GreenTextRepost >deadliest forbidden spell in the Potterverse >uses the first two words any child will say any time they pick up anything that even looks like a magic wand

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@wayotworld nah

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@KBG_Garrett900 @IGN donkeys have big dicks too but some women don't fuck animals

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@FrankDeScushin Nothing better than calling customer service and talking to a 32-year-old grandmama at her house while she gets ruder by the minute and kids holler and ceiling birds chirp in the background. Sure, "Linda". I bet you will "get sumbody to call me back on dat". Can't wait.

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@KBG_Garrett900 @IGN imaginary dads usually are great men

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@stem_feed I didn't know it went through India

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@user84829272 for every one of these there are 10,000 women who wind up looking like bee-stung cats

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@degen_4_ever @LaurenWitzkeDE it's not ok when anyone does it, pay attention

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@kirkfletcher @martsharter Black people think white people don't season they food because the screens told them to think that. Same as when fat people think that skinny is ugly, ugly people think that personality is where it's at, and poor people think that rich people are missing out in life. Sour grapes.

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@ramzpaul I want to get away from black people

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@DeutscherJ1776 @AMAZlNGNATURE that gator just thought he was another gator, he was being too quiet. Doing this ain't bad at all if you bring a pistol. Never go to the lake/swamp/woods without packing.

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@Howlingmutant0 @nikicaga there's no way they'd let 5/7 be white nowadays

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@KingInExileKiki @QuetzalPhoenix That was like watching someone land a roundhouse kick to the head

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@DeIudedShaniqwa My grandpa told me they only used the boys because the girls stank too bad and repelled them. True story. I don't know if he was joking or not.

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@realRaegenhere it's ok he was black right there at the end

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2 years

@uncledoomer Could you imagine taking her up on that deal and then living every moment in fear that she'll kick you out for any reason? Just Dobby the house elf shaking like a chihuahua all the time

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@thechosenberg why can't they understand that it's like jamming a feather up your nostril and seeing how long you can go without sneezing?

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@lporiginalg They have to put sandpaper in the office chairs to keep them ladies from sliding out of 'em all day.

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@light47 @pcgamer I don't know who else needs to hear this, but Alyx was Half-life 3

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@KILLTOPARTY wait are y'all not doing drugs at work?

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@thedixieliberal that's not an answer

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@JonBergdahl @AyoCaesar When you throw a rock at a pack of dogs, the dog that hollers is the one you hit.

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@Howlingmutant0 she's trying to make us forget her having a tard fit when they dropped some balloons around her

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@SeaOfThieves How about this one?

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@AnthonyCumia The other alligators are already blaming him for their captivity.

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@Howlingmutant0 he's pulling strings on bikini tops in his mind

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1 year

@ChristmasPast3 @GOPareracist @misfiredplasma @xgreeneyeddoll @YtFragilityy @i_forklift @SouthernandFat damn just pushed him off his bike with that one well somebody's bike

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@MostlyPeacefull IKR, you can get it from a toilet seat. (if you sit down before the other guy gets up)

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@___eb__

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@WilliamA_33 bruh

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@MakeAmom

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@OldMemeClown there used to be a coalfax

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@rubirosarevival Speaking normal is Ivoryonics

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@MKatorin "Because the people who claim they built the pyramids and society writ large can't be assed with digging a damned hole in the ground to save their lives unless someone is standing over them with braided leather."

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@DonnieDarkened No, we haven't all been fooled. You give the devil too much credit. Focus on Jesus. You have been looking at the darkness for too long, and you can't even look at the darkness without turning your back on the light. Take a break and reconnect.

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@DissidentSoaps Why do all native americans, no matter location or tribe, all speak with the same accent? In Louisiana, if you drive 2 hours in any direction, you get completely different accents of whites. Natives? Same accent. Everywhere. I don't get it.

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@RolloHrotBart homeboy is buying a rental car

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@TyTheFisch You forgot the vocal fry, whispering into the mic, and ending? every sentence? like a question?

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@stronkdaddy "duty" HAHAHAHAHAJRHVBLERLUERVBLERVRG

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@TrashRadio_ leave some for the rest of us tyler damn

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@nicholasdeorio I hit play on that and now it feels like you owe me money

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@RSKDJT Yes, because either you have freedom of speech or you don't. When you give up one word, you've given up the language.

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@GreenTextRepost ...... ..."fingers"?

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@BangSwitch5000 cool, cool just saying one guy standing there with a piece (awkwardly, maybe) on his hip, another guy sneaking creepshots nearby but go off, I guess

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@QuetzalPhoenix I dunno bruh, the redneck side of me feels like it's being pandered to when watching these... ...but then the musical parts start and all is well in the holler.

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@Rez_Lizard @brianstephens00 @LaurenWitzkeDE I'm here where you at Chief Talkin Shit

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@Howlingmutant0 @Brunnen_G_ @ninifems horizontal vagina studies

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@MostlyPeacefull @davidmweissman @Sultanknish I guarantee you they fucking won't

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8 months

@DelusionPosting that's nothing, they prove the bell curve every day

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9 months

@snoutwife @shitbiscuit oh yeah? big suppository person are ya? you know all about suppositories in your ass you said?

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1 year

@ginnyhogan_ "Well it's about time, I didn't think he had the balls to do it"

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@upstatefederlst All the more reason to have kids young. "Your life" is them. It doesn't get hard until they move out and you're left wondering who you are. But it's still better that way.

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@QuetzalPhoenix I think the greater sin was Esau thinking no more of his own birthright than to trade it for a bowl of stew.

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@NoJesuitTricks I've seen more anti-protestant sentiment from catholics on the internet than vice versa, but what do I know. It won't just be denominations turning on each other, it will be family turning against each other. Choose ye this day. And hang on tight.

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@____worldtour the "probably" in that sentence must be on steroids

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@MassiveSponge bro. I mean, yay and all, but. I just don't want to play a broken ass game that bad.

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@Howlingmutant0 There wasn't even anyone who would make statues of them! Dark days indeed.

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