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@CapnJack_1270

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Political junkie. Part-time Prince of Puns. Not an actual cartoon pirate captain. Immigrant. #WritingCommunity #VoteBlue #SlavaUkraini #LOTUS4POTUS #Kamala2024

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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
8 months
An innocent man will insist he did not commit the things he is accused of. A guilty man will insist there was nothing wrong with what he did. Notice the difference.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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I'm an immigrant. I have brown skin. I had to pass a test on the US Constitution. I love this country. I serve in law enforcement. Members of my family teach, develop anti-cancer drugs, and design computer processors. Tell me how we're "poisoning the blood" of this country.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Worry less about migrants coming in through our border and more about Russian operatives coming in through Congress.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
5 months
Here's what Jack Smith's team should pose as a "hypothetical" to SCOTUS: "Would Presidential immunity mean the current, sitting President could, as an official duty, fire a Supreme Court justice whose wife is an insurrectionist, jail them, and seize all their assets?"
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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"If Biden wins there will be violence." To be honest, that is the very least of my concerns. I just want Trump finished off, DECISIVELY, at the ballot box. I want TRUTH to win. I want REALITY to defeat bullshit. "But MAGA will riot!" Pffft, whatever. Bring it.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Elon scrubbed Ryan Routh's account so no one could see he was a former Trump voter, anti-vaxxer, who supported Tulsi, Vivek, and Nikki Haley.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Understand this. The Dobbs decision didn't simply "give it back to the states." It made women PROPERTY of the State.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
8 months
Civil Warts.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
Hilarious. I'm being told "illegals should follow the law" from supporters of a con man facing 91 felony charges. Do you even hear yourselves?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
Trump should have been barred from running for any Federal office when the GA tapes surfaced. PERIOD. It shouldn't take this long. It should be this hard. FFS.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
6 months
I don't care if putting Trump in jail makes him more popular with his base. They're hopeless anyway. I care about justice served for crimes committed.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
10 months
The FUCK is this? The Trump cult does not live in reality.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
10 months
Are we supposed to be intimidated by threats of civil war from the same losers who are triggered by cloth masks and Taylor Swift?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
MAGA cannot tolerate facts. They're factose intolerant.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
4 months
When Trump gets convicted in the next week or two, MAGA world will lose its shit. There may be violence, Fox will foam at the mouth, and GOP politicians will up their insurrectionist rhetoric. And I don't care about any of that as long as Trump is finally held accountable.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
8 months
I get called "communist" for bashing Trump. Really? What EXACTLY does bashing a constitutionally illiterate authoritarian fucknut have to do with Communism? Morons. I swear.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
I've followed Jo Koy for years, loved his stuff, thrilled he was hosting the GG. But man that was BRUTAL. Now I wish he turned it down. He was way out of his league. Bad jokes, bad timing. It's a shame because people who never heard of him before will only remember him for this.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
1 month
If you see this tweet say Hey
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
5 months
To summarize- Blanche: See? COHEN IS A LIAR! Cohen: Yup. I'm a liar. I lied for your client to cover up his crimes and did time for it.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
5 months
Never ever forget. We don't just have Trump to blame for the corrupt-as-fuck SCOTUS. This is on Mitch McConnell.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
8 months
I get called a "communist" for saying America doesn't want a dictator and doesn't need civil war. MAGA, history really isn't your strong suit, is it?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Bankruptcy addict Trump is launching a line of shoes. What should they be called?
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@whittler_e Fox will gaslight. GOP politicians will double down on insurrectionist rhetoric. MAGA will call for civil war. There might even be isolated violence. But they're already doing that. All I care about is Trump finally getting served justice for his crimes.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
8 months
We don't want a dictator. We don't need a civil war. MAGA, calm the fuck down.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
7 months
Supreme Court: we can't block insurrectionists from becoming president, but we can tell teen girls raped by their stepdad they can't get an abortion.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
8 months
Little Mikey Johnson hides behind his phone to avoid answering reporters. Who's he talking to and what's he talking about here? Or who's he pretending to talk to, and about what? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
10 months
So why would Democrat plants in the FBI stage an insurrection to stop the certification of an election that Democrats won? How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
5 months
It's almost time to fix dinner and I have yet to commit any one of my three daily felonies. You?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
7 months
Paraphrasing here: Biden told the Supreme Court to go fuck themselves. Love it.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
3 months
@Andie00471 I'm a Never-Trump former Republican that is all in for Joe Biden. He's a badass that gets up stronger after getting knocked down. A sincere, authentic truth teller who loves America and gets shit done. Period.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
So many trying to Trumpsplain away the racist and Hitlerian tone of "poisoning the blood" saying it doesn't apply to "legal" immigrants. So their issue is non-compliance with the law? Yet they support Trump.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
Sen. Ron Johnson needs to resign. Then he needs to be indicted. Start 2024 right for a change.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
7 months
So fucking sick of Trump and his fat criminal ass getting away with shit. And so sick of his criminal enabling cult destroying democracy. And so sick of the slow fucking crawl of "justice" as if there's no fucking urgency.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
7 months
Cake for breakfast? Let's discuss.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
Trump voters say they support him because "he speaks for me." He quotes Hitler. He wants to be a dictator. He praises Putin and communist leader Xi. He wants to abolish the American Constitution. Really MAGA? That speaks for you? Those are your core values?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
7 months
Cholesterol, stand back and stand by.
@DarkMSolvent
@MysterySolvent2.0
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Trump is not well. He could barely keep his eyes open on stage in South Carolina tonight.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
9 months
Here's a question for the Supreme Court, in light of Trump's immunity argument: Should a US President have total immunity, even if he or she were to, say, order the execution of a Supreme Court justice?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
5 months
Trump is a cornered animal, stubborn, and has serious authority defiance issues. He's out of control. I predict he will lose his shit in court and have some kind of outburst/meltdown that will get him thrown out or jailed. I also predict some of his lawyers will resign.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Where did Don Jr see combat? Wrong answers only.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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@BMarsh288 Undocumented workers actually pay taxes. They contribute to the workforce and grow the economy.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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People closest to Kamala and Walz, who know them best, fully endorse them. People who know Trump and RFK Jr best are warning America about what psychos they are.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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@Angry_Staffer Can we book all of them on the next Space Force flight and send them back to their home planet?
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
8 months
Umm, ok.
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@CapnJack_1270
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7 months
I block people not because I shy away from discussion. I block people because something they say reveals they are either allergic to facts, oblivious to their own skewed morals, incapable of reason, incurable cultists, or all of the above.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
10 months
@Angry_Staffer That really is the bigger story. They only needed 66% to expel, they got 73%. Nearly HALF the GOP voted to expel, despite Mike Johnson telling them not to. He does NOT have the influence he thinks he does. Never did.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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In a normal world, where lying about an affair or having a child out of wedlock would end a political career, a single criminal indictment would kill your presidential aspirations, much less 91 felony counts. Yet here we are. What is actually happening?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Is it just me, or does this guy (suspected of shooting three students of Palestinian descent) look like a time traveler from the Confederate army?
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@CapnJack_1270
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@PaulRudnickNY The Trump family is proof you can't buy class or respect.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
7 months
The Supreme Court didn't have to hear this case. Deliberately choosing to hear this puts Jack Smith on hold, making Trump less likely to go on trial before November. WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO HEAR? Are Presidents above the law? Seriously?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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I don't know what y'all call it in Kentucky, but here in the rest of the world we call this getting a taste of your own fucking medicine, Cupcake.
@CalltoActivism
CALL TO ACTIVISM
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BREAKING: A visibly heated James Comer gets defensive when discussing accusations that he used a shell company for undisclosed business deals with a donor… …the same accusation he’s making against the Biden family. "The media continues to attack me," Comer whined on Fox
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
10 months
If George Santos gets expelled, but somehow avoids prison, what will his next profession be?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Kenneth McCallion, who investigated Trump for racketeering, says Trump should cut his losses and take a plea deal before it's too late. And it should include dropping out of the Presidential race. I don't hate this idea.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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We all know this man is a lunatic, but holy shitsticks he is absolutely gone.
@mommamia1217
❤️🇺🇸💛ᗰia💚🇺🇸💜
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AYFKM???? He’s melting.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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@IamButterflySue Bravo! Also, Trump's children steal from cancer charities. Let that sink in.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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@SteveSchmidtSES Dude, seriously? What's your angle here? What are we missing? You're better than this.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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We're not saying James Comer hit his college girlfriend, threatened to kill her, got her pregnant, and took her to get an abortion. But we should launch an inquiry so we can get to the evidence. The American people deserve to know the truth.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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This is a sad and terrible day. Rest in Peace, Alexei. You are a hero, an inspiration, a symbol of freedom, and a saint. Long live freedom. Death to authoritarianism. May Putin rot in hell.
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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If you don't know the difference between Singapore and China, you really shouldn't be a US Senator.
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@Acyn I'm a legal immigrant. I work in public safety. I have brown skin. What would she think of me if she ran into me at an airport? If I were out of uniform, dressed in ratty jeans, and just on my way to East Coast or something, with a shitload of luggage?
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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You know what's even more pathetic than murderous crybaby Kyle Rittenhouse? All the self-proclaimed "Alpha Males" that want to have his babies.
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@CapnJack_1270
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15 away from 3,000 followers. No, not you, Bots!
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
10 months
Trump invented the word "caravan". 🙄
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Trump on caravans: "I have a lot of terms. A lot of good terms. But caravan was my term."
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@CapnJack_1270
Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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So, if MAGA is insisting that Trump can't be prosecuted because of Presidential immunity, do they realize they're saying BIDEN has that same immunity? Biden could round them all up and deport them to Russia and just claim presidential immunity.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Pedophile Epstein kept blackmail tapes of Trump having sex. Epstein dies, under suspicious circumstances, in prison, on Trump's watch, a year before Trump ran for re-election. Gee, you'd think conspiracy nuts would be all over that.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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"SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!" Whoops.
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“I just fucking shot myself.”
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Trump: "Migrants are pouring over Steak Mountain, Steak Hill, Snake, snakes, a lot of snakes, I think they're rattlesnakes..." What the FUCK are you on about you weirdo?
@Mollyploofkins
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Trump says migrants are pouring over ‘Steak Mountain’...
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Can anyone decode her blinks?
@Mollyploofkins
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What's going on with Melania here?
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@CapnJack_1270
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Trump wants the Presidency so he can punish anyone who did not support him. Harris/Walz want to improve the lives of every American, including those who vote for Trump. That's the difference between a narcissistic authoritarian, and America-loving public servants.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Trump lawyer: "How can Trump be guilty of taking documents if he left so many other documents behind?" Seriously? Like why would a serial rapist be guilty of rape if there were others he didn't rape?
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Trump is: Still a felon. Still a traitor. Still a child rapist. Still facing multiple criminal charges. Still unfit to be President. The only difference now is that his ear got nicked. He's still a piece of shit that should be nowhere near elected office.
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The Incontinental Army of General von Shitzenpants
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@TheRickWilson Not a single Republican is asking Trump to step aside, even after a 34 count guilty verdict. Why isn't THAT the story?
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OK. Is the Supreme Court going to intervene? Are they going to drag this thing out, play out the clock? Or are they going to defer to the DC circuit, do the right thing, and not get in the way so the trial can go forward? Honest answers please.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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We all need to get our butts in gear and make a Biden landslide happen. Give Trump and his cult the biggest electoral ass kicking they've ever seen. Then after he loses, go full steam ahead with every fucking court case against him.
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@CapnJack_1270
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Just a reminder that Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, and Stalin all survived assassination attempts. Didn't change what monsters they were.
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It's like he's being towed.
@EastEndJoe
Joe G
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Jesus. Has. Taken. The. Wheel.
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Who is Trump's favorite Bible character?
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@RpsAgainstTrump "My husband was a devout Republican..." "Devout" is an adjective typically associated with religious fervor. So not a cult, right?
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Clarence Thomas got 38 vacations, 26 private jet flights, a dozen VIP sporting event passes, private tuition for his children, luxury stays in Jamaica, and luxury cruises from Republican donors. But yeah, let's go after Fani Willis for commercial airline flights.
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If the press is going to keep covering him every time he comes out with that stupid stack of papers, ASK HIM WHY HE WON'T SAY ANY OF THAT UNDER OATH FFS already
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YES, I know Markwayne Mullin is an ex-MMA fighter with a 5-0 record (thank you Google!). But Sean O'Brien wrested the Teamster leadership from Jimmy Hoffa's son. And he's from Boston, and his name is Sean Fucking O'Brien.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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"He sits here with a smug look on his face..." Wow. She's really taking this personally. What a fucking embarrassment this woman is.
@RonFilipkowski
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Marge is big mad Hunter walked out right before her turn to speak.
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@MattMurph24 He was probably duck hunting and spotted Laura Loomer's lips.
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@DogRightGirl Notice Biden doesn't have swarms of indictments surrounding him and swarms of former colleagues testifying against him?
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Just quoting this because I can never get over how gauche and tacky Mar-A-Lago is. Like the interior decorator took Liberace's wardrobe and ran it through a wood chipper.
@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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Roseanne Barr was at the event at Mar-a-Lago where Trump gun was auctioned off.
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Alito, Gorsuch, Thomas, and Kavanaugh are doing what Trump is accused of: betraying the Constitution they took an oath to protect. They can hide behind legalese, but allowing an insurrectionist to become President is an assault on the Constitution. Period.
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@seeky_907 Why do you pretend to care about legality when you support a con man who has 91 felony charges against him?
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Complete the sentence: At tomorrow night's debate, take a shot every time Trump says _____________________
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@Angry_Staffer Let's call this what it is: a continuation of January 6th.
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He always stands like the top half of his body is trying to get away from his own ass.
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MAGA: indictments against Trump all coming out right before the election? The timing is political. FACT: The indictments are the result of Trump's own actions. Trump is the one making this political by running for POTUS in order to avoid prison.
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@Angry_Staffer JD Vance is heterosectional.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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Imagine being so blinded by hate and ignorant self-victimization that you'd sacrifice 248 years of democracy at the altar of a Hitlerian buffoon who you think cares about you, but who throws his most loyal lackeys under the bus. Fuck you MAGA.
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Cap'nJack Democracy Defender
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This 'say her name' shit from the harpy who trolled school shooting survivors.
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
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When you're a waitress at K.K.K. Fridays
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@KatiePhang Imagine if Trump were put through the same kind of cross examination Cohen went through to expose him as 1000x the liar Cohen was.
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Let's finish off Trump in November. Then let all the trials go forward after he loses. America needs to get this disease of a man out of its system once and for all.
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