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Meme terrorist.

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined January 2023
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
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@CanadaMan6969
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29 days
I just have to listen to my quant aka Algo, and ill be fine...im gonna make it 💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
I may not be the best or elite, but Im getting better! See CanadaMan improve, I aint bullshiddin🔥💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 month
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 month
Probably gonna start a new X account that will sell a sub, cuz tradings hard as fuck, and why do that when I can just grift at 1% of the difficulty of actually trading? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Real shit, Taylor Swift is cheeks
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Finishing the week here, even got a nap in on this glorious friday off 💯💯 +138 month to date...+212 to go Thanks to my Chief: 100Bears @algoflows Quantilio 🍻
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@CanadaMan6969
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24 days
Took max loss today because I am thinking like peasant employee, instead of King who controls capital. Its a hard cycle to break cuz whole life up until trading is based on effort
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@CanadaMan6969
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6 months
@hekyoda Bears cant re-load until cheques hit on the 29th tho 🤔🤔🤔
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@CanadaMan6969
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16 days
Thing I love about this app is you can tell exactly who cannot stop shorting 🤭
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Okay so my total weeks' result are: 2 withdrawls✅️ 2 blown 'funded accounts'❌️ Still profited...😂
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 month
After this week, I can see easy how people blow up their real accounts in 1 day
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Finishing +55.5 on MNQs for the day...met my goal this month, may not trade tomorrow...we are currently melting-down at the number-monkey shop for End of Month..... June10 starting: 1,490usd Today?: 3,113usd Gain: 1,623usd🎉
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
Do I regret foregoing my 5500usd i was owed in payouts to make memes? No. 10 / 10 I would ABSOLUTELY do it again.
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Omg u guise, hes back, hes poastinggg
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
Maaannn i forgot to start fading Adam Set, id be rich already, will start tomorrow🫡
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 year
End of day look at RetireWrong's YTD account!
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
Withdrew my rollbit balance of $1k usd as my Ironbeam wire came thru. Day off today. I start on MES / MNQ for real monday 💯 lets get it
@CanadaMan6969
CanadaMan
3 months
Ok this day is slow, took 2 trades, made the most of it! Started: 845usd Ended: 1k PnL: +165 😎😎😎
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
@MomsPostingLs Dude is cooked
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
After this next and 3rd payment coming up here, I will finally be profitable and dug out of the hole on papering futures for profit... Digging out of holes is hard💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
@barkery91 Feels like a good time to remind Americans who is in charge
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@CanadaMan6969
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5 months
@AaronRentfrew Aaron wif hat
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Daily thought cycle
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Ok this made me laugh *sips double IPA*
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@CanadaMan6969
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24 days
99% of FinX is papering on Apex and cant relate to struggling to grow a real / small real account...shout out to you if youre not papering 💯💯💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Alright I admit I traded this am, the PA was quite exciting and +50'd on my 3MNQ, now at 3,417usd balance and provfefe finishing the month at +1,927usd 💯💯💯💯💯
@CanadaMan6969
CanadaMan
2 months
Finishing +55.5 on MNQs for the day...met my goal this month, may not trade tomorrow...we are currently melting-down at the number-monkey shop for End of Month..... June10 starting: 1,490usd Today?: 3,113usd Gain: 1,623usd🎉
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@CanadaMan6969
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27 days
Damn, my little brother found out hes going bald as well just like a week after being diagnosed type 1 diabetic...hes down bad and needs prayers 🙏
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Bro was +50 on long 780 and got rinsed "hOlDiNg FoR hIgHeR" ...quite greedy Hold deez nutz CC: @swagh3tti
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Finishing the day +65 on MNQs Starting to really understand this thing; that I only need a stop-loss and avoid a take-profit and just let my shid run
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Fukkin up that $cost pineapple coconut cake....finished the day Up +2823.83usd in not even a month, which is 190% from the 1,490usd i started with 🔥💯🔥💯🔥
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
Again today...only at Big Tent Inc. Artist credit @gcmkap
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@CanadaMan6969
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19 days
She said her kids had ADD, I said "all different daddies?" Im blocked 😂
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
#4 , day 1/10: +771 / 2600 (Max for the day and 30% target achieved) ✅️ #3 , day 7/10 2423 (-85) / 2600 (Doesnt matter, just wanted to pass the day)✅️
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
@Iammehulprajapati This you chief?!?!?! Im a TD customer making way less than your $98k / yr Data Scientist self, and youre taking from the food bank?!?!?! Away from poor people who need it???? Im calling TD and snitching TODAY...F00K YOU #td #tdbank #cdnpoli #onpoli
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Out here
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@CanadaMan6969
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28 days
Finishing today at 1,668.72 once fees clear tonight...I will eventually make the full comeback!!!! 💯💯💯 One set-up at a time, not too much tard
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Meme recap of todays price action 3/5 NFP day
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Thank the LORD there were no attractive women around to see me DELETE this diner breakfast Stay hungry, frens
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@CanadaMan6969
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9 days
Incredible scam company, truly
@AdamCorleoneJr
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9 days
Out of all apex payout rejections this one probably most regarded 🤣
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@CanadaMan6969
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14 days
*Hello Anon* Stop fighting and just accept that number go up, thanks *click*
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
@Laurier Im writing to inform you that your former grad and @TD_Canada employed named Mehul Prajapati takes from food banks every month to save money, this a DISGRACE and EMBARRASSMENT and this man has gone VIRAL. This likely violates the university alumni code of conduct
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@CanadaMan6969
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5 months
@RebornProphet heres why MFHoz, RetireWRONG et al get so much engagement, no skill 😂
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 month
Finishing today back up at +921.88usd cuz im tarded, shamoaneh
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@CanadaMan6969
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29 days
Just a quick +240 after cash-close $NQ to show everyone its on meth
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 year
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
RIP to anyone trading this
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@CanadaMan6969
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21 days
Stop shorting trend day brother, god does not want you to do this, it is unholy💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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5 months
CanadaMan (Don Cherry) wif Durag N swisher???
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@CanadaMan6969
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14 days
Dunno why I stopped using @smashelito free daily ES plans, I honestly goofed. Was chasing dopamine hits like a dummy 🤦‍♂️ If I just took trades off his plans, I'd be rich with no complaints 💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Meme recap of todays price action EoM
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@CanadaMan6969
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16 days
Only thing thats really wrong about getting smoked on a green trend day in my view, is selling sub and pulling your subs with you 💯💯💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
My pup's 🐕 5th birthday today🎉
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@CanadaMan6969
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27 days
Shorted 564.50, took off 493 ...started and finished my day 1/1, +428usd and back over 2k at $2,072.92 Pro-tip: easy to do a 12hr fast for bloodwork if you sleep thru 10hrs of it 💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
@Tradewrite Adam Set
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@CanadaMan6969
CanadaMan
3 months
Boutta hit the Joe Beef and then strippers in Montreal on this triple-stag, tonights gag is one groom has salt and pepper hair so the rest of us applied silver gel, now it looks like I jacked off the tin man....no face reveal, no h0m0 🤠
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@CanadaMan6969
CanadaMan
1 year
Get Smashelito's engagement UP people, he does all this and asks for literally NOTHING while yall ride some furu meat...sad! #ES #ESF #NQ #NQF $ES $ESF $NQ $NQF #DJIA #BTC $BTC
@smashelito
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1 year
$ES Composite profiles
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
>Biggest client quit at work Fuck em, thats why I trade, make my own bonus 💯💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 month
Decided to go to 1 ES today and finished +14.2 Shoutout the Chief as always @algoflows But also shoutout Big Pow @pow_face for the 'bid dot exe' read Pleasure doing biz with you fine gents 🫡💯🫡💯🫡💯
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Recap of todays PA
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
Me (left) at my boomer folks place last night playing tech support (boomer regards am I right?)
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 month
NASTY work lol
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Used my own reads today and am finishing +39 Retardio 🍻
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Done for the day and did all 3 of my base hits: #1 : day 9, 1917 / 1600✅️ #2 : day 6, 1345 / 1600✅️ #3 : day 1, 384 / 3000 ✅️
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@CanadaMan6969
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20 days
Cycle of shorting addicted furu: 1. Short 2. Stopped 3. Repeat until account blown 4. Reload with sub money 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@CanadaMan6969
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2 months
Lame day for me, over-traded a bit and am finishing -21...NEXT
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
Ok this day is slow, took 2 trades, made the most of it! Started: 845usd Ended: 1k PnL: +165 😎😎😎
@CanadaMan6969
CanadaMan
3 months
Ok so today on BTC futes Started: 706usd Ended: 845 PnL: +139 And did less trades...but also ironbeam can only take password reset calls, bit dumb innit? Practicio, statsticio 🌟🌠
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@CanadaMan6969
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4 months
Meme recap of todays price action for FOMC 1/5 $es $esf #es #esf #sp500 #spy
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@CanadaMan6969
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6 months
@lord_fed Didnt do #1 🤭🤭🤭 Definitely aint doing #2 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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@CanadaMan6969
CanadaMan
2 months
When I first started sim-trading for profit in futures, Honk got me paid twice, despite my own tard. Although Im playing with different edge now, if that faded I would come back to Planet Honk 🔥💯
@hekyoda
Hek
2 months
ONE BAD DAY & THE HATERS CUM OUT OF FUK WOODWORK SUK ME NUTS YOULL NEBER BE AS GUD AS HEK
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@CanadaMan6969
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16 days
Timely reminder YOU ARE NOT THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF SHORTING
@CanadaMan6969
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21 days
Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction Shorting is an addiction
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 year
@RealDhuntley Nice rented car. Let me find out you are a 40yo in Nigeria
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@CanadaMan6969
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6 months
@algoflows Always use the code UNI if they dont offer 50% for 25% off, my brother has done this for over 10yrs and has never even set foot in a university 😂
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@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
So today starting at $380usd in this little BTC futes practice account went +151usd to 531usd On $100 bets again: 13 trades: 6 losers, 4 wimlnners, 3 scratches of +/-$5...average +$11.62, 0 stops taken...woke up late and missed the dump as I under-slept other night Practicio
@CanadaMan6969
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3 months
I tried to draw my shit on chart, but it looked bad on mobile...deposited 200usd into BTC futes for more practice....+180usd today Got the main moves, over-traded a bit, had 12 trades. Means my average profit was $14.94 on a $100 bet 🤷‍♂️ not lots of stats on the platform
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@CanadaMan6969
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1 month
The market can stay tarded for awhile, but i've been tarded my whole life sooo I win, Im gonna finish the month back at my account highs
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