Calvinious @Calvin_Orion Twitter profile

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Calvinious

5 days

As promised for the Halloween Stream. Reminder all funds raised go towards my medical debt and any excess donations will be given to charity.

GhostySaige 👻💫

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@Calvin_Orion Sexy Minion.

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2 months

Happy Birthday @DARUSSIANBADGER without him id be cringe and not funny. Please everyone bully him with money and using his code for gamersupps :)

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1 year

A little late but Happy Birthday @DARUSSIANBADGER

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2 years

@CottontailVA Well the minion wave of mid lane takes ~25 seconds to get to the tier 1 turret, but the outside lanes take ~30 seconds. If you’re talking about the champs then you’d have to account for runes, homeguard, type of boots, abilities, cloud drakes, hex soul gates etc etc.

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3 years

So this is how paintball is going @BigGeuce @DARUSSIANBADGER

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3 years

Could've stopped 9/11 with this trick

Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast

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3 years

If you need it, here it is:

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3 months

Sukuna running into Shadow Tag Destiny Bond Wobbuffet

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3 months

All the pokemon in the verse vs 20 finger Sukuna?

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2 years

@CottontailVA

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4 years

A short story about @BigGeuce

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4 years

Pfizer Second Shot got me like

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4 years

I CANT EVEN DRINK COFFEE IN PEACE

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2 years

@CottontailVA Damn I wish I was blind so I could read that there’s a HALLOWEEN OUTFIT. On OCTOBER 15TH. At 12PM CST. And to BE THERE.

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Calvinious

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2 years

I ACCIDENTLY SENT "ILY" TO SOMEONE ON DISCORD AND CANT FIND IT, I THOUGHT I WAS RESPONDING TO MY FIANCE. IF YOU GOT SENT A "ILY" FROM ME IM NOT PULLING A TRY GUYS MOMENT PLEASE I DONT WANNA LOSE MY JOB

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4 years

Imma tell my kids this was Weezer

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3 years

For every Horse Girl there is a Gun Boy

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Calvinious

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2 years

A deals a deal

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2 years

For 37 likes I will post a depressing sandwich selfie in the shower.

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3 years

WITH THIS LEXAPRO IN HAND, ILL FIST DEPRESSION IN THE ASS.

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Calvinious

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4 years

I could not ask for a better goth gamer wife. Dropping you off at the airport was the hardest I’ve cried. Fuck covid, fuck the world, I just wanna be with my baby.

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4 years

How tf my barber make me look this pretty

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4 years

My phone autocorrected “League of Legends Player” to “Twink”

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Calvinious

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3 years

I’m not a cat boy, not a cat girl. I’m Nyan-binary.

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Calvinious

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3 years

Happy pride month to all my Gay Himbos, Bimbos and Them-bos.

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Calvinious

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9 months

I aint gonna sugar coat it, ↑ → ↓ ↓ ↓

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3 years

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏɢ ᴅᴏ-" Its not what the dog was doing, but what he saw... it was murder, more tonight at 7

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4 years

@BigGeuce

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2 months

Sent early cause the East Coast its already 9/11 and oh god the towers turn on the tv any channel it doesnt matter. Artist is @gargoylegrace

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4 years

@DARUSSIANBADGER

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3 years

June 21st. Let me kick off the first day of white boy summer.

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Calvinious

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3 years

@BigGeuce @notwearingsock Geuce Looking submissive and breedable, keep it up bro.

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Calvinious

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3 years

To all the men that need it, you are loved and valued. If you need help please get it, you won’t be any less of who you are by fixing your flaws. Don’t join the 79. If you’re trans, amab, or a masc other, your mental health is important and you are seen. Suicide isn’t the answer.

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Calvinious

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1 month

My FYP is back to hateful bullshit, I need more Moo Deng and Chiitan

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4 years

YO HOLY SHIT

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Calvinious

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2 years

>Make New Friends >Forget to follow up the next day >Get scared to talk at all >Possibly fumble the relationship >Do this for all friendships I cant be the only one

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Calvinious

@Calvin_Orion

3 years

It’s time I finally start this. If anyone needs voice over work or narration for ANY projects, please dm me. I’m working on making a demo reel and any project would help add to that. Most of this will most likely be free or cheap af. Likes and Retweets appreciated!

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Calvinious

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4 years

@DARUSSIANBADGER You got it.

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Calvinious

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9 months

MY SON IS SURREAL DUDE LOOK AT HOW AWESOME HE IS

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Calvinious

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3 years

The white Jesus you know in art was modeled after Michelangelo’s Gay Lover. Checkmate Republicans, you’re praying to an Italian power bottom.

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Calvinious

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2 months

I don't want to be a bother but if anyone does want to help me with hospital bills and meds, my PayPal will be linked below. DO NOT donate if you cannot, and I appreciate any and all support. Thank you everyone already with the kind words and checking on me <3

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Calvinious

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4 years

Sorry for spamming twitter today but damn I felt pretty

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Calvinious

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2 years

I will never have a funnier moment with chat ever again

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Calvinious

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3 years

Hey @RoperStFrancis y’all gave me the worst experience ever. They left my urine cup even after y’all rushed me out. Doctors and nurses talking over me so I could say what I felt. And tried to rush us out asap while treating me like a druggie.

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Calvinious

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6 months

HOLY SHIT LETS GO!!!!!!!!!

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Calvinious

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3 years

First time flying talking to my brain: “Don’t joke about 9/11, Don’t joke about 9/11, Don’t joke about 9/11, Don’t joke about 9/11, Don’t joke about 9/11, Don’t joke about 9/11, Don’t joke about 9/11, Don’t joke about 9/11”

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Calvinious

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2 years

Im the ideal partner

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Calvinious

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3 years

A thread throughout this trip. Things we can fit skullker in:

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Calvinious

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2 years

@CottontailVA Are you finally revealing why the b25 Mitchell’s bomber flew into the Empire State Building during July 28th 1945?

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4 years

Depression just hit the sickest no scope on my serotonin receptors. Fuckin sick GG

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Calvinious

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4 years

Shout out to Balloons Tower Defense for keeping me off the streets 🙏

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Calvinious

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3 years

When the ATF raids my home, I will have placed 5 taxidermied copies of my dog, all filled with tannerite. Fed bois won’t know what hit them

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Calvinious

@Calvin_Orion

4 years

@BigGeuce @MiniLaddd To anyone that forgot MiniLadd liked mini lads.

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Calvinious

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2 months

Alt text has the full paragraph for those hard of reading pictures. Please be mindful this month and reach out if you need.

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Calvinious

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1 year

In two hours I will start my life over for the third and hopefully last time. Hoping for a better future and praying I’ll be good enough. Also I thought my hair looked nice today teehee :3

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Calvinious

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3 years

Welp here’s my stripper name.

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5 months

Serious post Calvin here

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4 years

I don’t remember this warden uniform...

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4 years

The Lord Tests me once again

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4 years

Fuck you dad I just kissed a girl while I’m wearing a skirt.

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Calvinious

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3 years

Went to the ER tonight because I threw up blood. Now I’m fixing to get meds for all my shit to get my life in order. Please take care of yourselves so bad shit don’t turn worse. Love y’all.

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4 years

I lost my virginity while watching among us funny moments.

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11 months

Gee I can’t wait to watch @tuxbird ’s new video I hope there isn’t any hidden threat—

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Calvinious

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2 years

No fucking shit. The VA has never cared about Veterans. The armed forces only care if you’re still in and a high rank. This country doesn’t care about us unless we’re dead. The only time people care about Veterans are when they wanna push a narrative for their own gain.

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2 years

@CottontailVA

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2 years

EDGAR ALLEN POE WAS AN AMERICAN? FROM BALTIMORE???

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Calvinious

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3 years

I keep trying to pop the twitter balloons. A true BTD6 fan.

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Calvinious

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3 years

SCP-106 is ready for white boy summer.

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Calvinious

@Calvin_Orion

1 year

Rest in Peace Big man, may heaven be one big Margaritaville

ABC News

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1 year

BREAKING: Legendary singer Jimmy Buffett, known for his hit "Margaritaville," has died. He was 76.

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Calvinious

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11 months

Oh yeah i mentioned everywhere else but here but my partner and I are getting married this month :333333

Calvinious

@Calvin_Orion

11 months

Even with the additional updates I will be taking a break from streaming until I get back from getting married. Lets see if the site gets any worse until then. What a shit show.

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Calvinious

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3 years

Better wrap your cables before e-sex, les' you get an HDMI

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4 months

This is Calvin's Mother, we found him slumped over in the ball pit, thank you for all the kind words during this terrible time.

TuxBird 🐧

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I genuinely don't know happened, but it was just so sudden and out of nowhere. Rest in peace to my friend Calvin, I will cherish his final moments forever. ❤️

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Calvinious

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2 years

Don't worry guys I fixed it

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Calvinious

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4 years

Thinking about JPEG dog

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4 years

On December 11th 2018 Jacob “what the hell is swag” Orion set the land speed record for fastest cripple to break the sound barrier and most of his bones.

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Calvinious

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2 years

@MauveDusk @Nymnesis They could honesty just make it where mod view doesn’t count towards view count if that’s what they’re worried about. But driving moderation away from streamers? That’s stupid.

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Calvinious

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4 years

Can we stop shitting on people just for being successful. Can’t we be happy that these people are able to entertain and make people happy in this grim world.

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Calvinious

@Calvin_Orion

3 years

The stitch fix fit got me feelin like I’m gonna be someone’s dad

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Calvinious

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1 year

My baby boy is here.

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4 years

@DARUSSIANBADGER @HeavenlyyFather More like huge cool person amiright fellas

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Calvinious

@Calvin_Orion

3 years

We live in a timeline where, one of the manliest things you can think of, a Spartan, was canonically into butt stuff and that’s why olive oil was prominent. TLDR: Real men get pegged.

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Calvinious

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2 years

Time to use my second amendment rights to attack a tyrannical government :)

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4 years

Thanks mom

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3 years

Don’t put vicks vaperrub on your balls it doesn’t taste good

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4 years

I got gifted a loaf of wonder bread

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4 years

@tuxbird Wuzzap baby

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3 years

Didnt wear a condom Now that bitch is Pog-nant

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Calvinious

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1 year

Found a picture from the army and BRO LOOK HOW GOOFY I LOOKED.

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Calvinious

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1 year

Since I’m finally unbanned I can show you guys the aurora I got to see the other day. It’s so pretty here.

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4 years

18 year old Calvin vs. 20 year old Calvin

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4 years

Biden just hit the fattest nae nae live on NBC holy shit

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Calvinious

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2 years

Finally in Alaska, I have a bush plane in 17 hours to take me to the remote village where I’ll fist fight bears and wrestle moose for territory control.

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Calvinious

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3 years

For anyone that doesn’t have a date today, let me be your Valentine

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Calvinious

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3 years

YOOO I HIT 2500 FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH, IM GOING TO KISS EVERYONE ON THE MOUTH AND SHAKE MY ASS FOR YA

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1 year

Yeah I’m thinking I’m back

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Calvinious

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4 years

Me opening twitter hoping I don’t see a disaster, someone dead, dream stans, cops trending for killing innocents again, dream stans, Kpop

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Calvinious

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4 years

I’m double glooped off the zzzquil baby

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Calvinious

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1 year

hello it me Kronk I stole da phone

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Calvinious

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11 months

I SWEAR TO GOD, this VERY moment was the catalyst for people harassing me and making me want to play with my friends on camera less. I still get messages, dms and first time chatters that remind me about the prize pool. I EXPLAINED that i didnt wanna fight my friends for money.