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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

My big brain is official

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Cal

@Caltermole

2 years

My brother's first ever night out in Newcastle. He fucks off early and I'm like ?? 10 mins later he's back in the club WITH A STEAK BAKE I have never been more proud

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@Caltermole

2 years

Hahahahahahaha we broke up A YEAR AND HALF AGO 😭😭 This is actually the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen

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@Caltermole

6 years

"do you remember when we won the rugby world cup" No, no one does because no one cared

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1 year

"Wonder how it's going over on facebook" Ah.

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@Caltermole

5 years

Sunderland AFC Southampton FC 🤝 Hating Portsmouth FC

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@Caltermole

2 years

Massively appreciate the support but please don't go comment on it like I've seen a couple do. No need to dip to her level when I'm living my best life whilst apparently being rent free in her head loool

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

@notjoebulger @laurinaaa_ @Josh_KC_ @shmirrkk he says this like it's a bad thing?

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@Caltermole

1 year

How insane is it that Newcastle's owners are literally buying their own players with their other club to avoid FFP and no mainstream media outlets are saying anything about it?

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Allan Saint-Maximin to Al Ahli, here we go! Verbal agreement reached. First part of medical tests passed too 🚨🟢🇸🇦 #AlAhli All parties waiting to check documents before getting deal done/sealed. Contract until 2026 to be signed soon. ⭐️ Mendy, Firmino, Mahrez, ASM ✖️ Al Ahli.

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@Caltermole

2 years

Should be ashamed if you booed Evans coming on btw. Regardless of whether you're happy about it we needed to rally together and get behind them, booing him before he's even touched a ball isn't exactly gonna help is it?

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@Caltermole

2 years

Of all my Sunderland supporting experiences, garn mental at a bar in Atlanta with us on the big screen might be the most crazy

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@Caltermole

7 years

@SkySportsNews Entirely depends on the context

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Cal

@Caltermole

1 year

Happy to support the Saudi ownership of Newcastle. Interesting that now he's pretending to have morals 🤔

Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

1 year

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

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Cal

@Caltermole

8 months

Anyone go round smashing the city up last night? No? I thought that was what you were supposed to do after losing a derby. Oh that's right, our fanbase isn't full to the brim with cretins

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Cal

@Caltermole

1 year

Happy birthday to the only person to ever truly have my heart 👑❤️

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

9 years

46' Crunching tackle from Cattermole leaves Colback in a heap on the floor

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 months

Have you considered simply going to work

Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️

@AdamP1242

3 months

1 hour before the Adidas kit launch at Newcastle United, I am lost for words 🤩🤩🤩🤩 #NUFC

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@Caltermole

2 years

@SixInARow2015 I mean... It did? Weirdly insignificant thing to make up

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 years

Defoe vs. Newcastle. Anything else is wrong.

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

6 years

Name the best volley the Premier League has ever seen. 🤔🤔🤔

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

So jealous of Derby fans that their club won't exist much longer

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Cal

@Caltermole

7 years

"Champions of England, you'll never sing that" Leicester City fans chant to, the 6 times champions of England, Sunderland.

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@Caltermole

2 years

@RoccoDante17 Newcastle has a 24 hour one

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

Interesting that the NE reporter's attitude to Benitez leaving is "oh those poor fans, I don't blame them for cancelling season tickets", but after 2 relegations their attitude towards us was "disloyal bastards, they should be there no matter what".

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

Overheard a group of lads on the metro who are students and have just decided to go to the Sunderland match bc Jermain Defoe is there and they reckon it'll be a class day out. Tell me a point in the past 6 years that that would've happened. Ha'way the fucking lads man

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

✅ Me. ✅ Mum. ✅ Dad. ✅ Gran. ✅ Waterloo. ✅ Bucket of Vindaloo.

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Cal

@Caltermole

22 days

5XL sold out. My club

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

Liverpool fans whistling and booing during the national anthem, classy club as ever

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Cal

@Caltermole

1 year

Any excuse

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Cal

@Caltermole

9 months

Tbf if we carry on how we are we'll sack our manager, lose the next game then beat the mags 3-0. Just like old times

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Cal

@Caltermole

2 years

@UTD_Slor Appeared in my friend's fiancé's suggested feed. I don't even have tiktok lol

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Cal

@Caltermole

8 months

Funny that, over the past decade whenever I've seen a 3-0 score line in a derby there haven't been any fans alongside it? Weird sight seeing fans actually supporting their team

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@TFMick1892

8 months

Unbeaten in derby matches for 8 years 😚

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 years

BREAKING: Bowling alley reopens because Gemma's son is NOT happy

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 years

Who the fuck do you think you are to laugh at people having a lower income than you? The people all across the North East are some of the most welcoming I've ever met (as someone who's only lived up here for just over a year) how dare you try and think you're better than them.

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@Iromg

6 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

Just me and my mate

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@Caltermole

6 years

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Cal

@Caltermole

7 years

I'm not happy with Coleman at all; he clearly doesn't get the Sunderland way. 1-0 up in the 85th minute and he gets us to attack and score so we win the game rather than sitting off and conceding??? What's that about?

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Cal

@Caltermole

1 year

Get my club's badge of this sportswashing shite right now

Ettifaq Club

@Ettifaq_EN

1 year

Anyone fancy a cuppa? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☕ #Ettifaq

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

"Has it ever been home?" - Kasper Schmeichel You're getting a train home to Leicester now aren't you big strokey nonce

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@Caltermole

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@Caltermole

1 year

Hahahahaha they're in the champions league and all they can do is think about us. We are their everything

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

1 year

🗣️ We hit the streets of Newcastle ahead of their #UCL game tonight… 🎤 talkSPORT asked them all one question, & we got the same answers… You’ll never see a Mackem in Milan 🤣❌

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

That's for me but what's everyone else having am I right girlies? 🤪

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

Booing the knee is embarrassing. End of.

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

Immensely proud that yesterday when a few racists started booing Wycombe taking the knee that the whole stafoum drowned them out with applause. My club 🔴⚪

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

I got the job offer!!! No longer on the dole 😎

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 months

Any excuse. Happy birthday king x

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

6 months

Happy 36th birthday to our former skipper, Lee Cattermole! 🥳👊 #SAFC

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Cal

@Caltermole

1 year

I love how since his debut Gooch has got more Mackem and less American in every single interview he's done

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

1 year

🗣️ "We've got a great dressing room!" Danny Batth and Lyndon Gooch react to a valuable point against league leaders Burnley 🛡️📈

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Cal

@Caltermole

19 days

I was hurt by getting bent over and embarrassed by our biggest rivals in one of the biggest derbies in the country, Michael

Michael Graham

@Capt_Fishpaste

19 days

Michael Beale claims he was 'really hurt' by Sunderland fans' rejection #SAFC

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

Force rivalries? Every club seems to say this, we're not forcing a rivalry we're just fucking massive and bring loads of fans wherever we go. It's your miniscule clubs that try and create rivalries. We are your cup final. We are gargantuan.

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@Caltermole

5 years

I suggested Liverpool fans were classless for booing the national anthem and for the past 2 days I've received hundreds of messages of abuse and couple of death threats. They've really proved me wrong there, clearly a classy bunch.

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Cal

@Caltermole

1 year

Btw massive fan of Warnock telling his assistant to shut up when he was asking our players to put it out when their man was down injured. Big respect as we all know he'd belt his players if they did when in our position

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@Caltermole

8 years

McNair- Goals: 2 Cost: £5m Pogba- Goals:0 Cost£89m

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

£10 to anyone who can give me 1 valid reason why O'Nien was allowed to play that full match

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

Ready for our house viewing🥰

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@Caltermole

2 years

Reminder that all games are available on a dodgy firestick. Baffles me that people still pay for sky in 2022

Macca

@sunderlandafc11

2 years

A reminder that all mid week games for Championship are on Sky red button or on now tv but not on now tv day pass

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Cal

@Caltermole

8 years

@johnpottm but you're neither of those things?

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Cal

@Caltermole

2 years

They would be insufferable calling for him to be No1 ahead of Pickford

Keith Downie

@SkySports_Keith

2 years

Newcastle keen on England goalkeeper Nick Pope, who is likely to leave Burnley following their relegation… #NUFC

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

@_jwynny If you're a 20 year old student what do you pay ahaha

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

Literally the middle of the picture

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

5 years

Just people enjoying the moment. Not a mobile phone in sight. #NUFC

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Cal

@Caltermole

9 months

On the plus side, at least it's after Christmas. I'd hate to know what it feels like to have my Christmas ruined by a derby. Fortunately that's never something I've had to experience.

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 years

If you've paid for Logan Paul KSI you're a certified nonce

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Cal

@Caltermole

4 years

I give it 6 months max before every person in the picture is on a register somewhere

Shaun Middleton

@ShaunMiddleto66

4 years

Finally Met ⁦ @richenergyceo ⁩ today and we had a long discussion of he’s vision for our football club ⁦ @SunderlandAFC ⁩ ♥️🤍 #DonaldOut The Truth and the clarification from the owner needs to be addressed immediately!! #SAFC ⁦ @SAFCFanTV ⁩ ⁦ @hulkcass10 ⁩ ❤️🤍

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Cal

@Caltermole

2 years

It's okay to admit that the reason we are where we are now vs a year ago is down to our recruitment, whilst acknowledging that the reason we're not going to make the playoffs this season is also down to our recruitment.

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

Sunderland is like an abusive relationship honestly, but the good nights still feel good. Ha'way the fucking lads man 🔴⚪

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@Caltermole

8 years

Awks

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@Caltermole

1 year

In case anyone's wondering, yes I've fallen in love with another loan player

Joe

@joehay_

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It’s gonna be Mvilla 2.0 if we go up I swear

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@Caltermole

1 year

Your club had to give away 10,000 free season tickets to fill your stadium whilst in the premier league

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 years

It really is peak Sunderland that the official account can't acknowledge the best win against our rivals in my lifetime because the only goalscorer is a convicted sex offender.

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

This is beyond baffling, completely supportive of the mags efforts to get rid of Ashley but when it comes to us "when someone owns a club they can do what they want with it". Don't try and tell me there's not a bias amongst North East journalists.

Keith Downie

@SkySports_Keith

5 years

@GarethBarkerWMS @1Easterbrook Wasn’t going to comment, but people kept asking for my opinion last night so I replied. I feel for the Sunderland fans, of course I do, but sadly when someone owns a club they can do what they want with it - as we see nationwide. Please stop lashing out.

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

As much as I'm happy to see him gone (and have been calling for it since the play off final), I've got a lot of respect for Ross. He's the only manager out of the past 4 to positively impact the club in any way. Now let's get Keane in and get the band back together

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Cal

@Caltermole

7 years

In case anyone missed it, Nacho Scocco did this last night 🙃

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@Caltermole

6 years

You know who doesn't get enough criticism at the club? The ball boys. Isn't it just the most Sunderland thing ever to have the worst ball boys in the country?

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@Caltermole

11 months

Kyril I'm on my KNEES

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

11 months

🇫🇷 Yann M’Vila, ready for new chapter as he’s still available as free agent — no talks with Atléti despite links but open to new opportunities. He’s training every single day since he left Olympiacos — now working two times per day in Lyon, ready for new club asap.

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@Caltermole

6 years

How do Mags not see the irony in saying "One man does not define a club" towards Ashley, but saying "If Rafa goes we go" towards Rafa?

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@Caltermole

3 years

Dissertation = ✅ Time for pints

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

The EFL should reconsider their position, but not on the length of the league. They should start giving out 3-0 losses for teams who refuse to fulfill their fixtures.

Talal Al Hammad | طلال الحماد

@TalalAlHammad32

3 years

I am positive that other clubs will agree with me on that the EFL should reconsider their position and extend the league under such circumstances. The main reason being our players, their safety and their wellbeing.

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 years

Cov fan mate's just sent me this, fuck me I love our fans

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@Caltermole

6 years

Harry Maguire's magic He wears a magic hat And if you threw a brick at him He'd head the fucker back He heads it to the left He heads it to the right And when we win the world cup We'll sing this song all night!

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

After Dominos bottled naming a pizza after Cattermole, pizza hut have done it instead

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@Caltermole

8 years

@EASPORTSFIFA @SchalkeFan1904_ how helpful

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@Caltermole

6 years

Hi . @SamsungMobile my phone keeps overheating when it's on the lock screen, gets so hot it literally feels like it's burning. It might be on fire

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@Caltermole

7 years

Everton fans finally realising we weren't actually exaggerating how good Pickford is

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@Caltermole

4 years

Megs' brother has bought her a fucking mag top for Christmas and she's wearing it. Is this a valid reason to break up with her?

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Cal

@Caltermole

3 years

If you clapped them off at the end I actually have no words for you. Embarrassing.

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Cal

@Caltermole

2 years

My little brother has never been into football but some mates have got him into it via FIFA and he's just referred to Sunderland as "we" for the first time. He's gonna watch on Saturday and I can't wait for him to realise how depressing this hobby is. Ha'way the lads

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Cal

@Caltermole

15 days

@Kele901 @mrblankedname No more than 5 of these are better than him. And that's at a push.

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Cal

@Caltermole

2 months

Gotta be fair we mocked the mags for the same thing. Go to work they're not going to sell out

Roker Report

@RokerReport

2 months

Massive queue already at Black Cat House for the new @hummel1923 shirt. First people arrived at 2am. #SAFC

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Cal

@Caltermole

11 months

Been asked by multiple people over the past couple of days what I thought about one of the mag goals from Wednesday, and then they seemed surprised when I say I've not seen them?? Why the fuck would I watch the highlights of them scoring 4 goals???

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Cal

@Caltermole

4 years

@_DHOTYA This is an interesting poll taken out of context

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@Caltermole

2 years

How can a fucking sausage be upside down man

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@Caltermole

1 year

Quality video but how funny must this have been to film "So right lads warra need you to do is take your tops off and roar into the camera"

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

1 year

#TilTheEnd ✊

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@Caltermole

6 years

Also notice how as soon as Henderson went of there was absolutely no defensive organisation and when Sterling went off we had no attacking threat. But go ahead and carry on with the agendas against them.

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@Caltermole

2 years

If O'Nien starts a championship game in midfield I reckon I'd cry

Roker Report

@RokerReport

2 years

And O'Nien.

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Cal

@Caltermole

6 years

£9250 a year and in our second year of a maths degree we've just been told 0+0=0. Incredible scenes.

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Cal

@Caltermole

5 years

Shite attendance and fuck anyone who could've come and didn't. Didn't stop it being the best atmosphere of the season by a country mile

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@Caltermole

5 years

Another one @RokerReport

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@Caltermole

13 days

A rare posy from me actually celebrating myself. I went from daily use and addiction to none at all. God is good.

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@Caltermole

6 years

@SunderlandAFC @IAmJermainDefoe Cheers

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@Caltermole

2 months

@DavidHindmarsh7 Knew we'd have to strongly disagree at some point. Just because what's come before him is absolute gash doesn't mean he's not hugely bottled it with the player's he's had.

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@Caltermole

3 years

Just deleted my antidepressant reminder. Ya boy is officially off themmmm

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@Caltermole

3 years

@SemperFiArsenal @ChrisWheatley_ Glad that some of your fans can take a joke, which is clearly all this is

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@Caltermole

4 years

Ian Wright on MOTD saying Shearer never played for a big club 💉💉

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