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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

I really believe in Paracetamol 🥺

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Allow me to re-introduce myself

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Suddenly you realize why your mom has one friend and maybe a couple of acquaintances

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@CallMeZanny_

5 months

Nkateko needs therapy for thinking Khanya is the type of woman he deserves #TheUltimatumSA

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Remember when you thought you were going to die from heartbreak? Look at you now ?! Alive and sh*t. Bazok’phinda but what’s important is life!

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@CallMeZanny_

6 years

Plot twist: The doctor and lawyer uncles drink just as much as the unemployed drunkard uncles

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@KaraboMasilela

6 years

Guyzini we are doing the things••• Our nieces and nephews will have Doctor and Lawyer uncles- thus slowly ending the vicious cycle of drunkard uncles 🤷🏽‍♂️💣

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@CallMeZanny_

1 year

Later on TikTok “Hey guys Dr Matthew here, I showed the magistrate my degree from Verts and a HPCSA representative vouched for me. Also I didn’t say I wasn’t a doctor, I said I wasn’t a doctor at that specific hospital”

Kaya News

@KayaNews

1 year

BREAKING NEWS: Bogus Dr Mathew Lani is a free man, this after the court found that there is no case as he did not commit any crime. #KayaNews NPM

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@CallMeZanny_

11 months

Just paid off my car 🥺🥺 Let me rest kancane bese ngilanda i-installment eAbove and beyond me.

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

Let’s bully Wits to give Tazz her degree. We don’t have half a million.

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@CallMeZanny_

5 months

A man will spend 8 years with you, and then propose 4 months into his next relationship.

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

I know it’s Sunday morning but please seek medical attention in time. Don’t walk into hospitals with your advanced diseases and expect miracles. That’s not how this whole thing works. Thanks

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

HPCSA Twitter this one is for us

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

A happy birthday to uBaba

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@CallMeZanny_

4 months

I know it’s Friday night but I need to get this off my chest… Doctors don’t make a lot of money. They think they do because they start them off high but the numbers quickly plateau. Your mates are making atleast twice as much in corporate 🤞🏾

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

The DOH needs to start paying medical students in their clinical years

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

Just realised the drawing of female reproductive tract looks like a bull's (or cow's) head & that's why Zulu people call the vagina inkomo.

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@CallMeZanny_

8 months

Hits more when you are post call and on the brink of psychosis 😭

Mx Demure

@GiftSmith_ZA

8 months

When sisters start singing hymns in the morning >>>

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@CallMeZanny_

6 years

Remember in primary school we got certificates for “100 % attendance” I get it now. Showing up everyday is a lot.

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@CallMeZanny_

1 year

Anyone know an artist I can commission a painting from ?

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

You can’t save yourself into wealth. Live

Dr Moeketsi

@AusBassie

2 years

Please drop the best financial advice under this tweet.

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

@MojaLoveTv Nah. Suspension is not enough. He has to go. We aren’t interested in any of his content

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

The one that had the cocaine 🥺

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

2 years

Which Coca-Cola bottle design do you like most here 🤔

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

South African medical doctors in public are grossly underpaid. Overworked and underpaid

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

Black waiters will ignore you and give you subpar service because they are under the impression that you won’t tip them. I mean there’s no way I’m tipping after the service I received so ke it’s a vicious cycle

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

After my final presentation for my honors degree I went out with classmates for drinks. It was during those drinks that the white guys received a phone call from their supervisor asking how much they need to get distinctions. They are both in GEMP II now #WitsMedSchoolIsRacist

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

Dear new black doctors. You know the struggles of medical school. Please look out for upcoming black doctors. Thanks

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@CallMeZanny_

10 months

Pholosong hospital is always understaffed in all departments, go drop off your CV’s. It’s usually sessional posts but they get the bills paid

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@Qhawe_Cindi

10 months

451 medical Dr’s will not be waking up to jobs on the 2nd of Jan 🤯

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

Dear HPCSA twitter MHCU is not a diagnosis. Thanks 💛💛

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@CallMeZanny_

8 months

@lightupastate Even if they try to get us to do shifts. We will work the 40 hours per week and be gone bandla 🙃 We will find locums to fill the hours and to make up for the money they don’t want to pay us

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

At some point we are going to have to discuss deliciousness that is the toast from Chicken Licken 🥺

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

Working for your money is so overrated. I want to bask in generational wealth and pick hobbies as I go along

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

There are a lot of brilliant doctors and nurses in the public health system. Y’all need to stop equating the lack of resources to their competence.

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@CallMeZanny_

6 years

#CrazySocks4Docs

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Jerusalema is the best movie to come out of South Africa

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@CallMeZanny_

8 years

"You won't always be motivated. You have to learn to be disciplined"

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

Did you guys ever hear about the gent who pulled bloods from the apex ? Where had he studied ?

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

@uDosa_ That's okay but I can still raise my child. I don't know much but I know that being raised by your biological mother is definitely a great thing. Alikho uthando elifana nelika mama

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

Being at Tambo when that explosion happened was the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced. I saw colleagues with 100% burns. Bodies laying all over the ground. Life is so fickle

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

Genuinely don’t enjoy people coming to me with their ailments during family functions. Actually I generally don’t appreciate being asked for medical advice outside of work. Yimi owrong?

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

You’ll know peace when you accept that no one really knows how to interpret an ECG

Dr sunshine ☀️☀️☀️

@Thapedi009

3 years

Need to learn how to interpret an ECG😭😭😭

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Y’all are having a lot of unprotected sex and that’s okay I guess 🤷🏾‍♀️ Except the people you are sleeping with are sleeping with other people, unprotected.

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

I once dated someone who got Chicken Licken just for himself and came to eat it at my place.

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

The impact of that one Wits medical student who tested positive for COVID-19 might be disastrous if management does not shut down the whole of Medschool now.

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

Accounts like Nandi Cakes prosper because a lot of us carry hatred and are just vile but can’t do so openly. So we RT and like “her” tweets

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

Will you guys please play with me?! 🙂🙂

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

HR should revise our leave days to include 24 mental health care days annually

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

@magosibassy Ubusy ksasa ? asambise ingane eskoleni bese ufike ushayeMiss. Ngeke aphinde

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

White person: Sanibonani Black South Africans: *applaud hysterically* Y'all need to stop this nonsense PLEASE !!

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@CallMeZanny_

11 months

Came to see me on call , and when he realised that it wasn’t busy he proceeded to spend the night with me in hospital parking lot. Post call, we convoyed to a restaurant for breakfast and then proceeded to have lunch and dinner together 🥺

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@leliibaby

11 months

today we’re being wholesome, what’s the sweetest thing a partner has ever done for you?

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@CallMeZanny_

11 months

@magosibassy Bookmark this so you can quote it when it happens

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@CallMeZanny_

6 years

GEMP I’s and II’s after getting their results

Siyavelana 🇸🇿🏳️‍🌈

@Siyavelana_SD

6 years

Cohen did not come to play.

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@CallMeZanny_

8 years

Whether you like him or not. Mcebo Dlamini is a force. What are you doing with your life ?

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

@NomzamoMbatha Uyabona wena babes? Wena?! You've clocked life

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@CallMeZanny_

5 months

@noluthandoks and that pains Khanya.

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@CallMeZanny_

8 months

You are going to qualify as Professional nurse and start mistreating interns bese they are going to tell you that they didn’t see you in the corridors of medical school.

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

March photo dumb

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

@uDosa_ That doesn't work hey. Ukuhlawulwa kwe ngane akusho ukhuthi im relinquishing my parental rights.

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

@kotze_deon @SAfmnews Kutheni unya nje?

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@CallMeZanny_

6 years

First of all we can only vocalize things that we are 110% sure of. Secondly if I happen to say the “wrong” answer the next 20 min will be spent on grilling me. Thirdly I’m well aware that I should rather let Joffrey spew whatever he is thinking, It’s just better that way.

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

@zecky2409 Whatever you do don’t get WebAfrica

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

Too many people work too hard and still don’t quite make it. It thus doesn’t make sense for us to only attribute success to “hard work” A lot of forces are at play.

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@CallMeZanny_

6 years

“BlaCk StUdeNts arEN’t VOcal DuRINg WaRd RoUnds”

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

Someone please ask Natasha Thahane to talk to National treasury, NDoh and ICSP for us. Sixakekile

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@CallMeZanny_

1 year

I atleast need 40k more per month, to make my problems disappear

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

@_Mdooh Atleast she was doing one at a time. Your turn was coming 😏

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

7 York road was a lot but I’m thankful. They released us ripe, and thus the country is safe !!! ☺️☺️☺️

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Just bumped into interns at the blood bank and they are complaining that obs students don’t want to go to theatre. Finish them “my call ends at 01:00 twitter” 😂😂

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Today was some kind of magical 😭😭😭

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@CallMeZanny_

1 year

Personally angimazi lomuntu mina. @Keshan_N @ThabileMyeza1 @Nqobeeee94 @putso_motubatse ?? Y’all know this person ?

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@lightupastate

1 year

Eh, class of 2019 over to you 💕

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

Tshiamo must cut C/S’s and the occasional ectopic awayeke ama think pieces

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@CallMeZanny_

1 year

My next scrubs are going to say “Dr Zanny, iCherry kaMjita” 🥺🥺

Dr. Hai theres a lot goingyon here

@kundizee

1 year

Before someone says I’m lying

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

1. Your goals and aspirations aren’t the gold standard. 2.Thou shall never assume someone is an underachiever because they aren’t gunning for what you deem as success/a good life. Thanks. Goodbye

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

Don’t forget to put in those PPS income protection claims when you catch covid.

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

Dear “back in my day” doctors The junior doctors talk back now, respectfully 🙃🙃 Ends.

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

April photo dump

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

Yoh guys, if my boyfriend’s mother doesn’t greet me and she says she prefers his ex, are you as a Nedbank private client happy with their service ?

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

Any of you private Nedbank clients ? Please quickly tell me if it’s worth it or not

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5 years

HPCSA Twitter is at it again. Inferiority and superiority complexes are out to play.

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4 years

Me minding my business in casualty: patient: Ya Ndwalane Me: Ya mama, *trying really hard to remember her but lutho* Me: Kambe ngikwazelaphi? Patient: Babehluleke bonke ukungi thatha ama gazi wafika wena Me: *😭😭😭

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

Having someone to make you coffee is a love language

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@CallMeZanny_

6 years

How come accountants and lawyers don’t get asked about the “calling” ? Why does the burden of a “calling” always fall on nurses and doctors and everyone else gets to do whatever they want without being questioned

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@CallMeZanny_

7 years

Guys I exempted from the additional OSCE 😭😭😭😭

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@CallMeZanny_

7 months

CMSA. One day is one day 🥺🥺

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@CallMeZanny_

4 years

Are you guys paying R850 for braids ? That’s a huge chunk of my salary moes 😔

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Where’s the tweet about underpaid doctors ? Because I mean it’s true kodwa ngoba SA is a mess y’all think they make money kanti lutho

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@CallMeZanny_

11 months

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@CallMeZanny_

2 years

Y’all think being barred from practicing as a medical doctor is an emotional decision? Do y’all think HPCSA bases it’s decisions on palatability ? Drugs**

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

I don’t know man but I’m sort of my ancestors wildest dream

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@CallMeZanny_

3 years

It’s happening 😁😁Si on my boy. Si on 😭😭

Motlatšo Godongwana (PhD)

@motlatso_ram2

3 years

When I graduate I want a party where I don't have to think about per person per head. I want it in my village in a tent. A convoy of my friends wearing their gowns, singing and dancing to "kuboyathutho" on the streets!! My village out eating 7 colours. Aw Thixo'awngiNcede!

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

What we will not do is take away from people who finished their degrees on time even after their institutions showed them death a couple of times. “Record time” may not be the correct term but understand what they mean moes

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

We honestly shouldn’t be stressing 8 year olds about being in the academic top 10 etc etc. They have the rest of their adult lives to worry about “greatness”

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5 years

Plot twist: the race that calls you entitled and lazy is entitled and lazy

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3 years

Frame 3 😌

Kamo M.

@KamoModisakeng

3 years

October Photo Dump. 🤍

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

Cannot wait to move to Port Shepstone and rebrand

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5 years

@Tesibo

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3 years

Y’all at work ?

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1 year

My human and I are trying to find a church and he asked whether we will be matching tomorrow. I think I’ve found the one for my little heart 😂😂

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7 years

Do you understand the grace that keeps you going everyday?! Safe. Healthy. Warm

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A promise ring ?

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7 years

Yeyi guys I passed MSK 😭😭😭

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7 years

I love how people are like "you were dating yourself" nywe nywe. No! I was dating a flawed individual who didn't know how to love me right

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@CallMeZanny_

5 years

@Cmfundisi Met Dr Mabena on Day 1 of my Paeds rotation and the rest of the consultants in the unit a couple of days later. My experience of the rotation was nothing short of great. Yeah I saw flames kodwa those black smart women had me. It was in their eyes ❤️

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