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@CalebMcKilla

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Good morning tl 😎🀞
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@d0unbug Hope this helps ❀️
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@ryanb______ >work off for mental health day >get drunk for 48 hours straight
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If omw corrects to On my way! one more time I’m just not even going
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Omg ariana grande nudes leaked! http://t.co/wydTnc7BxY
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Someone just got baptized in my frats pool. I’m not religious but I’m still proud
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@bartsimsonreal Nice work. If you’re in the Albany area, would you consider contracting for $22.20/hr? Have a pipe fitting job I need done one some new commercial projects
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Fuck you carson wentz! Glad your career died out like a slow burning candle after jadevoen clowney and the hawks D pulverized the talent out of you in one quarter. Have fun killing defenseless animals with your sniper after embarrassing yourself and 4 franchises. GG
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Carson Wentz is getting backlash on social media for killing a bear & posting it on his IG
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Happy Halloween last night
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@matt6berries By red flag you mean fast?
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@slytherincomme2 @thxcumagain99 @qvrgss Nice body shaming plus failed ratio
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Idk why girls in glasses are so cute to me. I mean youre blind natural selection shouldve killed you by now youre weak... but no I'm weak...
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@DivineCircuit Showed this to my gf and she said β€œnot Yoshi πŸ₯Ίβ€
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@Qurandale @DailyLoud Lebron is married to a black woman you’re aware of this yes. ?
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@regejss @ALICEGLASS Mgk was like a white boy rapper Eminem clone before lil peep came on the scene u can’t deny lil peep literally like changed the trajectory of music lol mgk did not
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@bartsimsonreal We have a great culture, you’ll love the guys and we all go to the saloon on Wednesdays. Your call
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@yung_bub_ BUT KEEP IN MIND YOUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP STARTED WHEN SHE CHEATED ON SOME OTHER DUDE WITH YOU
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@RedditCFB This is literally just another weekend in a Washington sports fan life
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@haneswhitetee Hey! Content creator who posted the original video here πŸ˜‡! I’m being held hostage against my will at 40.058392625Β° N, 74.405773826Β° W. I fear for my life and I don’t think I have much time left.
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Depressing when you thought someone was your friend but they won’t black with you on a random Monday night
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When ur already gone and someone screams shots
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One time Sadie Rhodes screamed at me for not giving her a ride somewhere at 2 in the morning and from there on I new she was a thotbitch
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As I sober up I realize Halloween wasn't actually last night
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Why do men think women’s appearance revolves around their opinion
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@omelettehaver This guys funny! What’s the problem here??
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@vountee I remember getting flames so hard that day now those tweets are ALL deleted πŸ˜‚
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@adam22 *All girls are the same starts playing*
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Why’d I just see the plug driving a mid sized crossover suv with a sorority bumper sticker on it?
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@tylerjmartinez is this about cars or not
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"yeah college has been fun"
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Juul charged. Fortnite updated. Gods Plan on. It’s Friday everything #lit
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Facebook have mercy
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High as fuck on shrooms wondering why this porch light is bullying me
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@EmanuelLanda6 @qdiggs6 You getting owned by this ratio today
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I hate when my girl say she loves things Like ok now I have to compete with kale too now?? Unfaithful ass hoes
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What 2019 has in store for you libra - Love aries - Growth taurus - Prosperity gemini - A sex change cancer - Peace leo - Hitting you ex with a car virgo - Happiness scorpio - Try crack sagittarius - Growth capricorn - A Milf aquarius - Clit piercing pisces - Become a Dad
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When u rlly need the xtracredit http://t.co/h4aOddeSBu
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Why is my mom wildin I’m in class
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@KoochDestroyer @Seahawks @dkm14 @NBAAllStar Bitch we made playoffs last year πŸ˜‚
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"Caleb let's take look at your powerschool: http://t.co/Keelg8LAdf
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Super excited to announce WSU helped me land a job in my major to work full time when I graduate and also UW did literally nothing for me!!!
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Alright I think this guy might be insane
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Backshots gonna sound like Baghdad in 2003
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The year is 2018 In 7 months you’ll be playing as Quavo in 2K Playboi Carti just gassed you with a new album Elon Musk transforms into a foreign and drives off with your shawty Life is hard but still good
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Last night max got really blacked and pulled his dick out in my dorm. I guess what they say about frat boys really is true
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Boss slaps a stack of random paper work on my desk I run to the bathroom for an emergency Juul break Nanobots swarm out of the sink and transmorph into Elon Musk He grabs me by the neck and flushes both of us down the toilet We’re in Atlantis now and bumping that new 6dogs
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Girls treat good guys like empty juul pods
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Free that boy John Wilks Booth
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Officers recover a loaded handgun and drugs in SW Baltimore. Suspect arrested:
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THIS SATURDAY MORNING THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN: MY JUUL vs. MY HANGOVER
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@DmoTraz @Babygravy9 They’re literally an accountant. They’re an accounting firm.
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Yallreadykno the retirement home bout to be dumb lit when our generation gets old
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Wait where phi delt at now????
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❁ berenice
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The first time I went to a Pks event I went to a thanksgiving dinner on campus when it was a colony. All of you pms boys trying to act hard here humble urselfs bc ur house will always be phidelts
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It amazes me that trump supporters are behind the idea of a billionaire child rapist deploying our nations military on its own citizens. This is who y’all wanted to β€œmake America great again” look outside and ask yourself if he’s done a good job so far.
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Everyone from tricities feels this on a spiritual level
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Lmfao I don't get how people drown just drink the water lol
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What kinda douche bag locks their quizlets fuck ur shit kid
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*fails algebra 10-12* *carries basketball everywhere*
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Me last night (took molly)
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I feel like Pam getting banned from all chili’s in America was a really underrated joke in the Office
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Why’d I read this like a Migos song
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Tomi Lahren
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ILLEGAL ALIEN. ILLEGAL ALIEN. ILLEGAL ALIEN. Americans come FIRST in our own country. Period. ILLEGAL ALIEN. ILLEGAL ALIEN. ILLEGAL ALIEN.
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@PunishedLibrary Nudity haters are so something pilled
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"Hey Mrs.Stroup hows my letter of recommendation coming?????" http://t.co/qrgEVamUOe
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" @BornCountry_ : Retweet if you would drive this! http://t.co/V9P3oPZMZ8" drive what?????
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@chillextremist Fellas is cringe to spend time with your son?
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Hispanic people are nice as hell, have great work ethic, and strong family values. I have no idea why Americans always attack their character
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Wanting to get married just so I can have a yorkie and tell people "oh its my wife's" when they question me
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#HuskyHateWeek is proof nothing goes on at wsu and people just sit around coming up with stupid tweets to pass the time
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When mom asks how schools been going
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How much for the premium snap
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Have you ever tried ~d~r~u~g~s~?
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Idoncare who you are this is the most sad shit ever
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I identify as an Apache attack helicopter and it is outrageous to me that my classrooms at UW do not have lading pads for me.
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Had a nightmare about a high school ex while taking a nap.. maybe I’m too stressed
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Just coughed in class and this girl in front of me just turns and looks at me. Bish fuck out my business
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@hawkblogger Thank you Denver!
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Low key embarrassed it takes like 3 snaps to get on my best friends list
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Auto correct knows me too well :/ http://t.co/JbzevwrTjZ
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Alexa fix my personal life
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I'm back
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Everyone in tri just tries to act too cool for eachother but everyone knows nobody is doing anything cool so what's the point really?
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Note to self don't go to silver wood hung over
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I love my girlfriend sm if she says something that’s wrong I’ll just rearrange the fabric of reality so she’s right
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@ Richland Washington
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Tell me why the night doesn’t begin until like 1 am in tri
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First dead week vs second
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Nothing is as unflattering as pda between awkward white people
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I wish society was laid back enough for it to be funny to put these in people’s drinks at parties
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Happy Mother’s Day to @sam_filingeri ’s Mom you inspire me daily
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Also if you believe in horoscope or anything superstitious like that fuck you
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Who here hits the juul mid fuck?? πŸ‘‹
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I think the perfect amount of kids to have is 3 because that + yourself makes a full beer die game
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Why do people quote all this philosophical shit to Marilyn Monroe like she was a playboy bunny who fucked the president not Socrates
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Waking up in Pullman Washington, the night after Halloween, collecting my thoughts and reflecting on the literal ocean of dumb shit I did last night, as if I was being controlled by supernatural forces, is the definition of spooky szn
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