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Guylorian

@CWellion

1 year

Elon clearly trynna see how cheap I am. And I’m gonna show him.

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Guylorian

@CWellion

9 years

I like Chinese food... Since we're stating non relevant facts

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

9 years

Many of Dylann Storm Roof's Facebook friends, including those from his high school, are black. http://t.co/kUdsw5rn5L http://t.co/48qQaWJJIc

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4 years

@MrDcSportsBack 😂😂😂 “cut the grass in your yard to see these snakes”

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@CWellion

3 years

I wonder if Washington fans understand that this is one of the worst teams in the NFL. Like JAX, Jets, Det type of bad.

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@CWellion

2 years

Brian Daboll fixed the Giants before we even sniffed a winning record...what a disaster.

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@CWellion

4 years

@GottliebShow @Redskins It's funny I was so concerned about the Redskins play book I thought the coaches were dyslexic

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@CWellion

4 years

I was born in Washington DC. I will be rooting for Washington DC teams until I’m dead. Idc how much the Wizards and the Football team participate the in the most impoverished behavior. Those are my mobs.

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@CWellion

5 years

😂😂😂 caller on 980 said “Redskins treat Alex Smith like a war hero because of 6 wins and a broken leg.”

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@CWellion

7 years

@Y2JLeshka @ChrisBHaynes As a wizards fan. I'm sure I speak for most NBA fans. Don't nobody care fam.

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@CWellion

1 year

Jazz traded away all their players, tried to tank, sold at the deadline and still are better than WAS. 😂

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@CWellion

6 years

Redskins fans: ALEX SMITH GO DOWN FIELD Alex Smith:

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@CWellion

6 years

@PlzWinDC @jtylerconway 😂😂 remember the first time I heard “Christ on a cracker”...there’s was no end of laughter for me

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@CWellion

6 years

DJ Swearinger says the players voted him captain and Gruden gave it to Mason Foster. And the wheels are falling off.

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@CWellion

3 years

@iAmTerrace @JRthaNomad The last optical fuck was something you couldn't miss

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@CWellion

3 years

Lol why is Alex Smith mad? $70M for 16TDs in 2.5 years. You came up lol

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@CWellion

5 years

Why are Redskins fans making fun of the Dolphins. Dolphins are tanking correctly. The skins are doing their best to be good and still suck. Lmao

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Guylorian

@CWellion

1 year

Guy I want if he’s there when the Wiz pick next.

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@CWellion

6 years

@DamoSpin Yes how dare a 1st time champion be excited and go around drinking and celebrating with his fans.

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@CWellion

4 years

Pat Mahomes just hit 10,000 passing yards in 34 games and I’m over here hoping my QB can get the right footwork and be accurate....wtf man

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@CWellion

4 years

THEY BROUGHT IN WHITE DWAYNE HASKINS

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@CWellion

4 years

I’m not against the Redskins name per say. Don’t feel one way or another about it honestly, just always been Redskins. But if this could save me from hearing 1 more segment of offended non native Americans or hearing someone argue for it. Then I’d change it and never look back.

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@CWellion

5 years

Yall: "stop celebrating Ernie losing his job" Me:

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@CWellion

8 months

@granthpaulsen Y’all send bammas to jail for going 15 over and also you gotta pay tolls lol

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@CWellion

8 years

Bowie Town Center

#Mamba4Life

@Flyer_thanu2

9 years

Quote this tweet with a better center than Dwight Howard

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@CWellion

6 years

@670TheScore As a Nats fan. I didn’t think twice about it, you hit a 4 run seat shot to ice the game you can toss your bat. The fact people have issues with this is why avg baseball viewing is 55 years of age

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@CWellion

9 years

Star Wars has passed Avatar as the highest grossing film in North American history. Took Avatar 238 days...Star Wars did it in less than 20.

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@CWellion

6 years

Arenas, Hughes, Jamison - Failure Arenas, Jamison, Butler - Failure Wall, Arenas - Failure Wall, Vessely - Failure Wall, Young, Blatche- Failure Wall, Beal - Reached potential (2nd round) Wall, Beal, Porter - Failure STOP LETTING HIM SHAPE ROSTERS #FireErnie

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@CWellion

5 years

@1lovelyladyC @ppolk72 Been looking for small jokes to calm down my emotions as well

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@CWellion

3 years

Y'all are way to confident man and I don't know why. Matt Ryan is perfectly capable of dropping 30 on this defense.

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@CWellion

6 years

“Vegas hasn’t dropped back to back games in this postseason.” #ALLcaps Caps:

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@CWellion

4 years

2 weeks ago... @kevinsheehanDC : "I'm not going to put limitations on this team." @thecooleyzone "You can't put limitations on them" Today: Kevin: "They don't have much of a chance do they?" Cooley: "....No."

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@CWellion

4 years

I love Sally Jenkins 😂😂

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@CWellion

5 years

@ScoutWithBryan ? The ball bounced for the last time and he took 3 steps. That’s been a travel my whole life

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@CWellion

6 years

Adrian Peterson: NFL Comeback Player of the Year. #Redskins

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@CWellion

1 year

GS was nothing but Wizards west. Losers or bottom conference for years until they started hitting in the draft. Until WAS takes the GM position seriously they will never get out of this rut.

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@CWellion

7 years

@darrenrovell @VinceMcMahon Gimmick free? That's the whole reason i would be in, I got gimmick free on Sunday. I want gimmicks dammit

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Guylorian

@CWellion

7 years

You can Let Kirk go, Let Gruden go. Won't matter. Team will be trash until a REAL GM is allowed to build the roster and not be fired because he's doing a good job #Redskins

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@CWellion

7 months

@driveboylaflare @freshxdesign Luda lyrically can put about 90% of the rap game in the dirt

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@CWellion

5 years

Air Conditioning is in fact the greatest invention in human history.

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@CWellion

8 months

@granthpaulsen He has no standing. He had no interest in DC either

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Guylorian

@CWellion

10 months

Unserious franchise.

Washington Wizards

@WashWizards

10 months

Runway walks: 10/10, no notes. 📸 #ForTheDistrict | @MichelobULTRA

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Guylorian

@CWellion

3 years

@Splashx2k @rjpool_ @shpillo_ @2KIntel I only play my career. I have 0 interest in whatever iteration of that whack storyline

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Guylorian

@CWellion

4 years

OMG BUCK AND PHIL ARE STARTING A POD AND ARE GOING TO TELL ALL THE STORIES OF THE WIZARDS AND NBA

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

@mrsnasirjones @jgeezy83s @fox5dc Lmao Bethesda and gun violence isn’t exactly peanut butter and jelly

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

Lol Wall continuously shows he’s the most loyal athlete in the NBA. Not even a peep about wanting to be out of WAS despite, outside of Beal, the organization hasn’t given him NOT 1 All Star to play with.

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

@Der_Molina Call his girl and ask can she beat the 100. I’m in this for me.

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@CWellion

3 years

@Splashx2k @rjpool_ @shpillo_ @2KIntel As long as the AI gives me a legit challenge I'm ok. I just hate if I want to make a new character I gotta watch Omar from the Wire give me life advice

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

@BulletsForever Wizards fans looking for the end of his contract

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

Dan Snyders new marketing strategy #HTTR

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Guylorian

@CWellion

7 months

They been bad at running the ball all year. Idk why they have just decided to not roll with the horse that got them here

Warren Sharp

@SharpFootball

7 months

Mike McCarthy's 2nd down play calls: RUN - Pollard, sets up 3rd down RUN - Dowdle, sets up 3rd down RUN - Lamb, sets up 3rd down these are his scripted early plays guy is a disaster

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Guylorian

@CWellion

4 months

I told y’all. Dude should’ve been over here since game 1. He has quite a bit of offensive skill in his bag

Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Duncan

@NekiasNBA

4 months

LOOK AT TRISTAN VUKCEVIC

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Guylorian

@CWellion

3 years

I can smell you so I know your hygiene isn't up to par....DR NOW FROM THE TOP ROPE 😂😂😂😂 #my600lblife

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@CWellion

6 years

@_KarinaMarie @shutupCole My mother took me to school once after that she said “hes not looking for people who ride the metro”

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@CWellion

2 years

They beat the best team in the sport at their own barn with them fully healthy. That's as impressive of a win as it gets. #HTTC

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@CWellion

7 years

I lie to you not. This is Otto Porters 16-17 shooting from the field. Looks like a damn baseball outfield. #Wizards

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@CWellion

4 years

D.C. issues record $1 billion in traffic and parking tickets, AAA calls it 'predatory' @funnydanny

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@CWellion

6 years

@BlkCarmenSDiego @Whatchamccollim @NBCNews Let the crazy rid itself from out society lol

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@CWellion

3 years

Omg listening to @kevinsheehanDC pod with Jay Gruden. Kevin said they shouldve took SF offer of the #2 overall pick to WAS for Kirk and Gruden says it could've been much more than that....goddamn it Bruce.

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Guylorian

@CWellion

4 years

John Wall...11pts 2 3s, 2 ast, 3stls 0TOs. It's just the 1st quarter. Sigh.

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@CWellion

3 years

@_geela_ What the fuck is happening? How are you doing!?

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@CWellion

3 years

Scott Brooks and Tommy Sheppard doing their media tour again. Puffing that chest out with that 7 games under .500 bravado. All that 10th seed play in swag. Smh.

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@CWellion

4 years

Good. Never understood the obsession with a flag that represents losers and traitors

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@CWellion

8 years

@andypollin1 @czabe remember czabe...we actually are alone

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@CWellion

8 years

2014 - Desean Jackson 2015 - Junior Gallette 2016 - Josh Norman Please continue to cut stars from your rosters NFL teams #Redskins

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@CWellion

3 years

Y'all wanna trade a 2 for Tua....WHY!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FANBASE AND EVALUATING QBS!? HE IS TERRIBLE.

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@CWellion

9 months

@granthpaulsen Doesn’t matter if you got it or not. Defense would’ve given up whatever they needed because they stink

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@CWellion

9 months

@john_keim Awful explanation. Correct explanation: “I made a mistake and cost the young man his first sack of his career, if I get a chance I’ll apologize to him.”

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@CWellion

1 year

It’s not a problem he’s succeeding on another team. I’ve seen that a million times. It’s that you got a ham sandwich for him.

Candace Buckner

@CandaceDBuckner

1 year

Thoughts, #Wizards fans?

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@CWellion

5 years

Rick Snyder wanted to give Sean Taylor's number away to every player that walked through the door but wants to die on a hill for Theismann...oh OK

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@CWellion

5 years

@Nationals @BigCityForReal @carterkieboom @Max_Scherzer @ErickFedde @Victor__Robles

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@CWellion

8 years

So nice for Marcus Smart to talk to the camera man after the #wizceltics game

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@CWellion

2 years

Why was Ernie a bad GM? - Poor Culture - Awful drafts - Team incompetence - Scratching and Clawing for Mediocrity What exactly is different with his understudy Tommy Shepherd? #DCAboveAll

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@CWellion

4 years

Haskins supporters love bringing up the offense not being good as if that changes that Haskins is a bust.

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@CWellion

5 years

@Mr_Henson51 Yea the worst thing he did was put his hands up like he didn’t engage at all

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@CWellion

6 years

Ernie is the worst GM in basketball. How can you possibly be drafting bench players in the 1st round!? WE AINT SET FOR SHIT

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@CWellion

5 years

And its over. All of it. Just hit me like a ton of bricks. We wasted 9 yrs of our lives. Walls healthy years teaming him up with Nick Young and Javale McGee. Wasted a decade and never got it right once. Going to have to watch Bradley Beal flourish with another team... #dcfamily

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@CWellion

7 years

Bruce Allen is not a GM. He's a politician that needs to bitch about the uniform. Doug Williams is not a GM. He is a retired QB who is nothing but a nostalgia hire. GET A REAL GENERAL MANAGER #Redskins

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@CWellion

5 years

😂😂😂 PFF talk has the best CB duo in the NFL as Breeland and Kendall Fuller DPOW: Preston Smith, runner up: Haha Clinton-Dix Man oh man

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

I just don’t get Skins fans that want to fire Jay and hire McCarthy. Like are y’all serious, have you not watched the epic failures the Packers have had WITH Aaron Rodgers? Jay is a clock genius compared to McCarthy.

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@CWellion

3 years

Man Wes Hall just said "Wizards fans take it in it's a new look wiz team." With a straight face on live tv like they are not in the midst of 8 of 9 losses and playing the 12 win Pistons....this is actually insulting they think we are that stupid 😂😂😂 #dcaboveall

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@CWellion

3 years

@ChaseHughesNBCS I don't understand this narrative thing. Maybe I'm not watching or reading something but the only criticism I see of him is that he's a poor shooter.

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Guylorian

@CWellion

2 years

Rui and Deni forcing our little basketball outlet to the 8 seed? Acceptable. That's called players developing. Dinwiddie and Beal scratching for the 8 seed as top paid guys? No bueno.

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

Am I the only one who thinks the Cowboys have a good chance to be garbage this year?

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@CWellion

1 year

Smh I forgot that Rui had a RFA tag on his contract. This makes Tommy Sheppard looking even dumber for getting nothing for an asset

Lakers Illuminati dynasty 2.0

@WorldwideLakers

1 year

Woj: Lakers will match any offer on Austin Reaves and Rui Hachimura, tabled D’Angelo Russell extension talks until after season

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@CWellion

5 years

@granthpaulsen Must be nice to have money to burn like that

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@CWellion

3 years

I'm stunned Wizards fans think that the answer to all their questions is DeRozan lol. Another iso player that takes touches from Rui and even constricts the floor MORE!. Theyd be the easiest team to guard in NBA history. Wouldn't even have to look at the 3pt line.

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Guylorian

@CWellion

10 months

@kyahpeach How was it overall?

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@CWellion

1 year

First things first. We kill major Tuddy. #HTTC

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@CWellion

5 years

Dwayne. Haskins. Should. Start. The. Season. #HTTR

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@CWellion

5 years

JP Finlay said the Skins are “opening up the playbook” in Callahan terms that means they will throw twice on one drive.

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@CWellion

6 years

When this happened in the theatre it was like Stone Cold coming back to the WWF on some random February RAW in 1999

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@CWellion

1 year

@JunksRadio No. One defends and the other plays for the Wizards. The heat have a culture that’s why they win with JAGs and WAS payroll is sky high and they lose despite the coach.

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Guylorian

@CWellion

6 years

Wizards bringing out these jerseys, is like being mad rightfully at your GF and she send you nudes

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@CWellion

6 years

Redskins fans: Giants we need y’all to get a W tonight Giants:

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@CWellion

6 years

Nats gearing up for the regular season as one of the best teams in their league. Wizards getting ready to finish off the season, holding onto 4th seed in the East. Caps playing well making a strong push to the playoffs DC radio: "let's talk about a QB we no longer have."

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@CWellion

5 years

Just thought about it. It's crazy how good Quinton Dunbar is from where he came from. UDFA WR to one of the best CBs in the league.

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@CWellion