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CTA Fails

@CTAFails

2 years

Too cold to fly. 🥶

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@CTAFails

3 years

Dispose of a body, but make it casual.

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3 years

Good morning to this legend and no one else.

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3 years

Twizzed out.

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2 years

Nice.

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2 years

Cause of death: Waiting for the Blue Line.

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2 years

Tree’s big day in the city

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3 years

DON’T PLAY CHICKEN WITH THE BLUE LINE 📸 IG user ethrun

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@CTAFails

2 years

[ SERVICE NOTICE ] We’re getting into the Halloween spirit, every train is a ghost train now.

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3 years

CTA win.

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3 years

Waiting for the train.

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2 years

HOT TRACK SUMMER

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@CTAFails

3 years

Is this just like free or what

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@CTAFails

3 years

DON’T RUIN THE CHRISTMAS TRAIN FOR US, IT IS OUR ONE NICE THING. (Looking at you, suburbanites.)

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@CTAFails

3 years

⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Not Wordle, just you standing in a cloud of cigarette smoke on the blue line

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@CTAFails

2 years

Y’all out there pointing out problems, while this one’s bringing SOLUTIONS.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Two hands, two smokes. It’s called math.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Well that’s gonna be a delay.

Fai🧚🏾‍♀️

@faidabae

3 years

@Chicago_Scanner

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@CTAFails

1 year

46 minutes between trains. Not bad, CTA!

R o n y

@ronythebikeczar

1 year

"world class city"

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@CTAFails

2 years

Alfred working overtime to get that goddamn Batwing fixed.

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@CTAFails

3 years

That’s right, buckeyes, fuck around and find out!

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@CTAFails

3 years

Well, we can’t all be Shakespeare. 🤷‍♂️

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@CTAFails

3 years

Mistakes were made.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Nice marmot.

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@CTAFails

3 years

You guys you guys you guys stay off the tracks

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@CTAFails

3 years

The angle of this tho 🤯

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@CTAFails

2 years

Actual footage of a Brown Line train.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Pizza is the mother of invention.

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@CTAFails

2 years

The Red Line fucks.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Nothing matters anymore.

ᴅʀᴀᴋᴇ

@yaboidrakewood

3 years

Since when did the @cta introduce a smoking car? Seriously what the actual fuck? This car is smoky as hell and more people keep boarding with lit cigs and shit… @CTAFails #cta (Green Line, Car 5116, westbound 1:00 am) (typo in prev. Tweet)

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@CTAFails

2 years

All I want for Christmas is a train. Any train. Just one train. JUST ONE TRAIN, WHERE ARE THE TRAINS.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Oh.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Wait so is this not a road?

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@CTAFails

2 years

Finally, someone’s trying to clean up the CTA.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

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@CTAFails

2 years

If you don’t have to switch cars three times to find a car where people aren’t smoking, is it even the Red Line?

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@CTAFails

2 years

The CTA is for the birds.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Look the Blue Line has to run somewhere, and it’s not going to be on the Blue Line.

cantbeloco

@cantbeloco

2 years

@CTAFails when is my Red Blue line train coming ?

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@CTAFails

3 years

Buffets. Are. Back.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Transit turducken.

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@CTAFails

3 years

“Fuck around and find out.” - pigeons

Courtney

@tryingtotiedye

3 years

This bird just flew right into the train and took my seat

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@CTAFails

3 years

“Does this fungus look normal to you, complete stranger?”

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@CTAFails

2 years

NOT A FAIL, JUST AN ABSOLUTE ICON 📸 @ayodannyboy

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@CTAFails

4 years

Really digging the new collab between @cta and @shedd_aquarium . h/t @harvblain

CHICAGOCREATURES

@CHICAGOCREATUR1

4 years

Y’all still don’t wanna stay home? 👹

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@CTAFails

2 years

Feel your feelings, friends 🥰

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@CTAFails

2 years

It’s okay, he had a reservation. 🎥 @iwasntfamous

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@CTAFails

4 years

Good morning to this bus driver and no one else.

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@CTAFails

3 years

The Brown Line, but make it cancelled. 😵‍💫 The entire population of Chicago waiting for a shuttle bus due to a fire at Belmont. BUCKLE UP.

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@CTAFails

3 years

The trains are hell.

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@CTAFails

3 years

When you’re horny, but also a bat.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Look, you can request a stop on the 22, but you’re gonna have to earn it.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Just some casual full-volume keyboard practice on the brown line.

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@CTAFails

4 years

Brown Line status.

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@CTAFails

3 years

[Permanent Delays] The red line has died of dysentery.

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@CTAFails

4 years

Well, color us shocked. Look, this is our shocked face. 😐

Audit Finds CTA Red, Blue Line Trains Are Not Being Cleaned Properly

An audit was conducted just last week – providing a sampling of how CTA cleaning crews clean Red and Blue line train cars.

www.cbsnews.com

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@CTAFails

3 years

Why, where do you keep yours?

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@CTAFails

2 years

Same, cup. Same.

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@CTAFails

1 year

The CTA is no picnic. 📸 julz_bandanna on Instagram

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@CTAFails

2 years

Perfect. No notes.

tracyswartz

@tracyswartz

2 years

I mean, it’s not even the Wilson stop

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@CTAFails

3 years

Look, it’s March Madness, how else are you gonna watch on a bus, literally no other way, calm down.

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@CTAFails

3 years

THE TYRANNY OF SHOES IS OVER.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Tough hit on Cicero.

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@CTAFails

2 years

I’m starting to think the CTA is….not good?

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@CTAFails

2 years

“We should really do something about that massive pile of shit.”

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@CTAFails

3 years

Just watched a man on a moving brown line train stand up, turn to the window, and piss right on the wall, if you’re wondering how @cta is doing.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Caution.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Respect, ghost train.

Sadie LaPonsie, MD

@DoctorSadieL

2 years

This guy wins #Chicago #Halloween @cta @CTAFails Captured at @LSRCC_Chicago event today.

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@CTAFails

5 years

A lot of dick customers these days. #CTAFail #CTAFails

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2 years

Meta af

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@CTAFails

2 years

The Red Line is the Miller Lite of trains

Paloma

@PalomaStarr

2 years

See, the Red Line isn’t so bad! I just got handed a beer on it! 😅 I was going to tag @CTAFails but I think this is a win! Lol

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@CTAFails

11 months

boy, lot to unpack here.

CHICAGO CRITTER

@ChicagoCritter

11 months

Buddy got his ass whopped on the train by a bunch of girls. #cta #chicagoscanner

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@CTAFails

3 years

The Red Line fucks.

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@CTAFails

3 years

In case you were wondering if @cta could go fuck itself any harder.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Maybe just fix the ghost train/bus problem?

CTA Trains Get A Retro Makeover As Agency Celebrates Its 75th Birthday

CHICAGO — The CTA is going vintage as it prepares to celebrate its birthday. The transit agency unveiled wrappings this week for some train cars, making

blockclubchicago.org

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@CTAFails

3 years

Uhhhhhh.

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@CTAFails

3 years

How do we make an appointment?

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@CTAFails

3 years

Boy there’s a lot to unpack here

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@CTAFails

3 years

“Thank you for riding the CTA, the Malort of transit.”

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@CTAFails

2 years

Say cheese!

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@CTAFails

1 year

Bus friends!

ctomaszkiewicz.bsky.social

@CTomaszkiewicz

1 year

I just literally saw three 3 buses right behind each other. @cta When we ask for more buses this is not what we mean. @ctaaction @CTAFails @ChicagosMayor

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@CTAFails

1 year

Well, that’s not where that goes.

CHI Scammer

@ChiScammer

1 year

Orange Line Pulaski 📍 🤡 @cta @CTAFails

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@CTAFails

4 years

And now, the @cta ‘L’ map, except all eight lines have decided to end their misery by just plunging strait into the lake.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Train can’t be late if you don’t know when the train is due

Ben Henke

@BenHenke1

2 years

CTA fixed the late train problem at the Chicago stop. @cta @CTAFails @LoriLightfoot

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@CTAFails

3 years

Welcome home!

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@CTAFails

3 years

PIPE DREAM.

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@CTAFails

3 years

No, YOU’RE a safety hazard!

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@CTAFails

3 years

Sooooo… dead body or….??

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@CTAFails

3 years

Protecting the train from orcs. Thank you for your service.

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@CTAFails

3 years

Conditions are so gross that the train itself is throwing up.

Nik

@mynaameiz

3 years

@cta @CTAFails great job at keeping the trains clean etc etc.... 🤨

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@CTAFails

2 years

Normal stuff.

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@CTAFails

2 years

Scheduled for every 7-10 minutes at that time of day. Don’t worry, everything is running normally.

Chicago Bars

@chicagobars

2 years

At 3:15pm in the Loop on a weekday. 🤦‍♂️

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@CTAFails

3 years

Chicago is nature’s refrigerator.

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@CTAFails

5 years

Current status:

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@CTAFails

3 years

When suburbanites come to the city. 😏 📸 @merckatcentral

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@CTAFails

4 years

Oh my god, WEAR A MASK.

Aamina 🩷

@soChiNYgirl

4 years

The CTA strikes again! How much you wanna bet it’s the redline?! 😂😂 @bookworme7787 @cta @CTAFails

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@CTAFails

3 years

THEY GOT BARTMAN, NOOOOOOO!!! 😭

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@CTAFails

3 years

Boy, these city horses have really gotten soft.

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@CTAFails

2 years

What do you mean, doing nothing? They put up an orange sign.

No Thanks

@ASSanineFool

2 years

Just the @cta doing nothing about this flooding for the last two weeks, gets deeper & deeper causing serious problems for passengers @CTAFails #ctasucks

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@CTAFails

5 years

Riding the CTA can be hell. So we fixed the rail map! Welcome to the HEL’L’ train.

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