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CRNN

@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Jaden McNeil has been acting very tough in his hugbox; however, let's not forget how he acts when confronted, both on livestream and in public. Why hasn't he accepted Ralph's bloodsports challenge? Why does he hide behind ethots when going after the Wilsons?

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Breaking CRNN news: We have managed to secure a picture of Gabe Hoffman being assigned to the Sektur by the JIDF. It came down to the Sektur and latrine duty.

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

CRNN has uncovered the source of the terrible humor plaguing this space for the past few years. The origin is none other than Metokur Tech, the manufactures of "Jimbots" or as we like to call them "Jimwalkers".

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

BREAKING NEWS: CRNN has come across shocking information regarding a Canadian streamer 1/2:

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

It is the first day of poor Kinochet's December, and like every other day of the year, he made $0 from his "aloggery". The one positive he can take away from this is that, as far as we are aware, he didn't pay to sweep for Flamenco today.

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Breaking News: once again Agent "Barry Ni66ler" 005 has infiltrated @kinocopter 's homosexual, circle jerk, group chat and leaked their riveting janitorial discussions. How many times is this group chat going to leak? Warski and PPP have given their thoughts on the matter:

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Here is the clip of Jaden being accused of trying to kiss Fuentes after the spiderman movie. Note the voice shaking after the accusation.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking news: Ashton "PPP" Parks ( @PoweroftheTruth ) claims @Styx666Official is a grifter, when Mr. Parks is the most shameless grifter in the "sektur". CRNN finds it convenient that Mr. Parks' definition of grifter is carefully crafted in order to exclude himself.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

At CRNN we believe that healthy competition is in the interests of the public. GNN and Kinochet have had a monopoly on reporting for too long and we aim to change this.

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

"Why would I disavow Gabe?" - Kinogay. Here is Gabe making the hilarious joke where he spreads the dox of a right winger and tells his fans to archive it all. Also seen liking this post is Tardski discord friend @elrarirari . Remember KC are converting their leftwing audience. 🤣

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN staff would like to bring, what we call the "GNN news cycle", to the attention of our viewers. CRNN promises fresh and "Real News for Real People".

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Here is part 2: "Call me Mr. Ralph is what you can call me Gabe."

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

BREAKING NEWS: A mentally unstable Canadian streamer known as 'Andy Warski' has escaped from a Toronto rehabilitation center and is on the loose. Bruce Chadman brings you the full report(1/2):

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

As Christmas rolls around once more, it would appear that Jim "Mr. Metokur" Augustine has not streamed for his last time, as he promised. It seems the pay pigs have not been milked enough so Jim the Grinch has employed his loyal capos, Gator and Flamenco to help him rake it in.

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

We can't be the only ones who noticed the inconsistency between Gabe's words and his actions.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN Fact checkers have determined this post to be false. A rusty, old fake news helicopter was spotted with a single occupant near CRNN HQ and a field reporter was quickly dispatched to CRNN HQ rooftop to deal with it.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Owner and Editor of GNN, Heebochet (well known Pedmenco janny) has started to hide comments from regular everyday citizens of the sektur. You have a right to let Jannychet know that you’re tired of his stale content and tired bits.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN would like to thank @KAPtain_KAParoo for the presents and in the spirit of the holidays, would like to offer a token little something of our own!

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

The truth does not fear investigation. Here at CRNN, we will continue to diligently investigate all interesting stories, unlike our competitors, even if it requires us to overcome a few hurdles along the way.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking news: Ethan Ralph of The Ralph Retort ( @TheRalphRetort ) has just exposed Andy Warski's ( @Andywarski ) E-Girlfriend Liana Taylor ( @LianaTaylor3 ) as having partaken of black sausage. It is over.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

As if the entirety of the public hasn't seen this video before. Reporter, Kinochet ( @kinocopter ) of GNN ( @GuntNews ) has decided that we all needed to see it again. CRNN promises we will work extra hard to give you fresh and informative news, unlike our competitors.

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

Breaking: Ethan Ralph of the @KillstreamLive reveals the shocking development that @LianaTaylor3 , @Andywarski 's e-girlfriend, had opened up to @SalvoPancakes and friends about her meth abuse, and possible tooth loss.

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

Breaking CRNN report: The leader of the Chabad-Lubavitch tunnel has emerged and presented his demands. All anti-usury laws are to be repealed, and all countertops must be lowered by six inches. Furthermore, Ultros must relinquish his claims to Jaden McNeil's tunnel.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN has determined that this is mostly false: Ralph and his father placed puppies in an unheated oven for safe keeping; their death was due to premature birth. Notably, Kinochet moderates for Ashton Parks, an alleged cat torturer.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Yesterday a poll was created to determine if Bryan "King of Pol" Dunn or Kinochet were better. Mr. Dunn was winning to poll until Catamite Kinochet ( @kinocopter ) declared that the poll was about sucking penis. Kinochet won the poll in a landslide.

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Gabe a few days from now. "ETHAN VAN SCIVER IS A JEW HATING BIGOT WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT I TOOK DOWN BRYAN SINGER. HE ONLY HAD 1850 VIEWERS TODAY DOWN FROM THE 1900 HE HAD ON FRIDAY. JUST LIKE TESLA STOCK HIS VIEW COUNT IS PLUMMETING."

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

Warski bros...

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Breaking news: CRNN has secured an exclusive Kino Casino reaction of their employer Gabe Hoffman getting completely blown out by Ethan Ralph. Not only did Hoffman get dumpstered by Ralph he also begged Mr. Shriver to let the mogging end! It's been a tough week for Warski and PPP!

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Breaking news: we have just received an anonymous tip proving insightful details of the ongoing legal battle between Ethan Ralph and his estranged spouse, Amanda Morris. It would appear that the Morris clan are grasping at straws after being set flight by the Ralphattorney.

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

This is 100% real and CRNN verified.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

@KAPtain_KAParoo Congratulations also to @kinocopter for holding the new world record in being exposed by having his KF sock exposed and his group chat leaked within hours of each other!

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Did @Andywarski ever end up paying @therealsaltpapi the $1000 he owed him? Last I checked the first 10 seconds of a fight occur in the first round.

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Although it may not seem like it but in a very sick and demented way Kinochet is Ralph's number 1 fan. If he wasn't he wouldn't devote every waking hour of his existence to him.

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CRNN

@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Todays reports of reviled fake news network GNN and the smut peddlers Kino Casino being in the pocket of an elder of Zion have been confirmed by our field reporters. You could say it was an open secret.

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Raise your hand if you would have guessed Andy "Warski" Pires's first kiss would have been sexual assault?

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@CRNN_Real_News

7 months

Remember when Gabe said that he was only following that Antifa doxing account because they would occasionally dox nazis that happened to be pedophiles. Why is he spreading antifa doxes of Stonetoss and TRS guys then? As far as I'm aware they're not pedophiles just rightwing.

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Pictures taken moments before disaster.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Stave 5 Unlike his equivalent Scrooge in the true telling of 'A Christmas Carol', PPP did not amend his ways or return to the path of righteousness. Thus, he was forever doomed to walk to the halls of his derelict casino, with only the rats and his past misdeeds for company.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

We’re here at Sektur fall training catching up with superstars Kinogay and Uninteresting as they prepare for daddy Jim's next last stream ever™.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN would like to extend our congratulations to, Kinochet ( @kinocopter ) for his stunning out performance of, Bryan "King of Pol" Dunn in their contest of dick sucking.

Joffrey Goldstein

@DrFartFetish

11 months

@CRNN_Real_News @kinocopter Congratulations Augusto!

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

When Gabe says 'Jump,' Warski asks, 'How high?' Meanwhile, PPP says, 'My knees hurt.' Never forget that Lard and Tard went after RPG because their Zionist dwarf master commanded them to.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Dear viewers, after much discussion within the CRNN team in the wake of todays events it is with a heavy heart that we have prepared a statement😥:

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN was aware of Ashton "PPP" Park's ( @PoweroftheTruth ) disdain for the United States and its citizens, but we never thought he would dare to perpetrate such an attack. Could this have been done with the aid of his co-host, Andy "Warski" Pires ( @Andywarski )?

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

This has been the story for the past year. If you aren't as obsessed with his ex-boyfriend as he is then @JadenMcNeilLive will take potshots at you and your loved ones especially if he knows that you're not going to confront him about it. He's an obsessive coward.

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Why is Kinochet cucking content by trying to get Ralph deplatformed? Is it possible that he isn't actually doing this for fun but instead has a seething hatred for Ralph?

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking news: Live reaction to CRNN reporting by @KillstreamLive we Thank Mr. Ralph for the rebroadcast. (1/2)

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

2/2:

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

To @kinocopter a busy month includes sweeping for zionists and playing video games. What are the chances he's done an honest day's work in his life?

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

It's a Small World for fat, smelly autists.

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

It's the end of Poor Kinochet December, and we're pleased to report he's $16 in the red due to his two Twitter accounts. But no worries, Gabe sent him a crate of bananas as a reward for his hard work. Now, his fellow favela dwellers are calling him O Rei Macaco. The Monkey King!

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

As always, @kinochet is desperate for a win over, @TheRalphRetort . Here, he desperately wishes that Mr. Ralph suffers a relapse. Truly shameful. For Mr. Kinochet we wish a relapse of his Discord addiction. Maybe that will spare us the drivel he pollutes this site with.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Stave 4 Scarcely had PPP quelled his ire at Ralph’s Yuletide feast, when he was spirited away to another phantasm. 'Twas the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, RPG, who revealed to PPP a glimpse of his own funeral march and its solemn trappings.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN would like to extend our condolences to Ashton "PPP" Parks ( @PoweroftheTruth ) for the loss of his pancreatic function.

Ethan Ralph

@TheRalphRetort

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

A confidential source discovered and forwarded to CRNN a webpage from the Kino Casino Griftstore, which was briefly live before being taken down. This page appeared to feature a new 'Cuck Cage' item, presumably in celebration of Andy Pires's chastity key being thrown away.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

We have discovered that @kinocopter and @KAPtain_KAParoo unsuccessfully ran a gay op against a meme group chat. They tried to pin this leak on @kingofPAUL4 by posting this poorly edited screenshot.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

BREAKING NEWS: Bruce Chadman with an exclusive interview of a man intimately connected to the Canadian streamer who escaped from rehab yesterday has been obtained by CRNN. There appears to be more to the story than initially thought (1/2):

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN fact-checkers have confirmed that James Augustine, widely known by his online alias Mister Metokur, indeed uses Poast, a website reputed for harboring lolicon enthusiasts. On this platform, Mr. Augustine frequently boasts about his supposed victories over internet enemies.

Jackson

@J_AckSun89

11 months

@DrFartFetish @kinocopter Wait doesn't daddy Jim use that website?

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Why is @AnOpenSecret , an account run by Gabe Hoffman, going out of its way to defend Leo Frank, who was convicted of the rape and murder of a 13 year old girl?

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN staff are glad that we and our viewers have begun to shake up the status quo of the "sektur". Thank you for your endorsement! 🫡

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN staff assures Joshua Moon that we will not stoop to the homosexual tactics of Kinochet ( @kinocopter ).

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN journalists have investigated and determined these claims to be true.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

After analyzing this footage CRNN experts have concluded that it is 100% homosexual.

🎭♦️PHΛΠTΦM ☫♦️🇵🇸

@DaCommissar

11 months

🚨 🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 🚨 Newly uncovered footage shows PPP sensually caressing Andy Warski’s chest in what appears to be a homosexual mating ritual. You can see PPP smiling and enjoying himself as this takes place.

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CRNN

@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Remember the time Kinochet had a convicted pedofile Jeremiah Johnson Betz aka Xeynas aka Trollhunter666 in his discord. We do.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking news alert from CRNN: A new picture of @LianaTaylor3 has emerged. When asked for a comment about Andy Pires's rehab progress, she remarked, "Right now we are both paying the toll for the decisions we made in life."

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

We're bored, so we figured we might as well post this.

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Those ads are personalized...

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

After reviewing Interist's ( @OfInterist ) "artwork" we have concluded that it pales in comparison to the works of renowned maestro, @InsaneHermit . We recommend Mr. Interist return to art school, or perhaps become a pupil of the aforementioned maestro.

Interist

@OfInterist

11 months

When the tomatoes come for KAP

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN presents: A Christmas Carol - Stave 1 After a day of grifting, PPP sleeps and is visited by Jim’s ghost (dead these 7 weeks), shackled by chains symbolize his lifetime of avarice and egoism. Jim warns PPP of visits from three spirits to avoid a similar fate.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

@Styx666Official @PoweroftheTruth CRNN staff will be dispatching a priest and a Journalist shortly. We believe that Mr. Parks has been possessed by the spirit of Averice and Gluttony.

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

Interestingly enough, Andy " @Andywarski " Pires has admitted to having sex with a woman who was drunk and to removing his condom without her consent, which constitutes sexual assault in Canada.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking news: CRNN's competitor has blocked this fledgling news channel despite it being less than 24hours old. It seems we struck a nerve!

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

We were able to catch a pic of @TheGatorGamer with his waifu.

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

For those blocked by Gabe, here he is coping desperately by turning to KF in an attempt to find someone who will defend his pitiful performance. Wow, some random retard cried about Ralph; that definitely means you didn't freeze like a bitch in front of 2,000 people.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN welcomes new news networks to the market of journalism. Healthy competition is good for us all. CRNN staff wonder if BNN will be blocked immediately by, GNN ( @GuntNews ) like we were. Crooked Kinochet ( @kinocopter ) and his rag are not long for this world.

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@CRNN_Real_News

9 months

Beware the grifting, Klinefelter's Syndrome sufferer, known as Jaden P McNeil. He goes door to door attempting to snake, but ends up achieving nothing. It's time for Papa Ralph to straiten out this gay twink.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking news: the @lolcowlive podcast turns out to be a total disaster and had scammed its participants. CRNN staff are not surprised considering that TommyC looks like a Rabbi.

SALVO ‼️

@SalvoPancakes

11 months

SCAMMED: hosts of the @lolcowlive have LOST money and the rumored $50,000 salary is FALSE!

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Stave 3 Scarce had PPP regained his senses from CRP’s spectral revelation, ere he found himself spirited away by Godwinson, the Ghost of Christmas Present. To his dismay, he beheld Ralph, in festive merriment, dining with a fair Senorita. PPP hollered to no avail.

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@CRNN_Real_News

7 months

What's funny @TheGatorGamer is that Metokur didn't come to your defense at all! Call Jim's fat Chinese wife fat and Chinese or make fun of his Munchausen and he lashed out. When people called you and Flamenco disgusting perverts he didn't say a thing.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

A message from our Editor-in-Chief.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

We present to you for your amusement the many moggings of, @kinocopter by user @PunjabiMalcolmX . Here, Mr Blackrock tries to explain the subtle concept of diversification of content.

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CRNN

@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Here is the part 1 of the debate between Gabe and @TheRalphRetort . "Who is Evan Henzi?"

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Mudslinging is below us here at CRNN. We believe in journalistic integrity in The Sektur ™️ For too long, the glorified paparazzo Cringeogay has monopolized the narrative of information in The Sektur ™️ for his own gain, like a low rent Harvey Levin.

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

I wonder if Gabe could be trying to use other people as foot soldiers? Perhaps a 500 pound alleged cat rapist, a babykilling admitted human rapist and a 40 year old pedojanny? 🤔

Mostly Peaceful Iceberg

@MostlyIceburg

8 months

Ultimate Friday Night Trash OHHHHHH SHIIIIIT! @TheRalphRetort @GhostOfMersh @dickmasterson @VitoComedy

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

Interist was only pretending to be a gay weirdo for 3 months as part of an op to infiltrate a meme groupchat.

AnonInterist

@AnonInterist

10 months

@J_AckSun89 @OfInterist @HaitianBBQ1488 Lol already addressed - knew you had people in the public gc relaying it to you, fed lines to get you guys worked up in your gc which I had access to, me laughing at you ensued. Easy. Onto the next chump. Til next time, Ted.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

With Medicare's announcement of yet another final stream, we at CRNN wanted to gauge how many 'Last Streams Ever™' our audience thinks Metokur has left.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN staff have contacted GrubHub customer support representatives and confirmed this story to be true.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

At CRNN, we don't consider 'reporting' on a website that is scarcely used by anyone other than lolicons and fibromyalgia sufferers to be real journalism. However, it is somewhat of a step up from being a Flamenco moderator, so congratulations on that I guess.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

CRNN staff have unveiled a plot of cooperate espionage perpetrated by our competitors at GNN. In collaboration with GNN ( @GuntNews ), Popular "Jimwalker", KAP ( @KAPtain_KAParoo ) posted on Kiwi Farms videos of the CRNN news room DM leaks. (1/3)

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

It is important to highlight that Kinochet, a 50-year-old former flamenco moderator, is in direct messages and group chats with Mike 'Big Tech' Lowry, a lonely 40-year-old known for domestic violence, who has previously given a platform to Karyln on several occasions.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking: CRNN reports that @BigTech404 reveals the post on GamerUprising was not written by him. Will @kinocopter rescind his tabloid-tier report? Interestingly enough, it appears that Gabe Hoffman deleted the post. Will he mention why he deleted it?

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

🎉🥳🍾Breaking news: After 48 hours of beginning our broadcast we have reached over 100 followers! We're glad we are able to bring our audience news that they can trust. Thank you for tuning in dear viewers, and remember CRNN is real news for real people.🎉🥳🍾

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

What is a better legacy to leave behind?

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@CRNN_Real_News

8 months

Gabe needs to call Warski and tell him to stop sweeping; it's simply embarrassing. If a 115 IQ Ashkenazi genius can't clean up his own mess, then an inbred Azorean crackhead certainly won't be able to.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

The Ukrainian government must release Gonzalo "Coach Redpill" Lira, or be forever haunted by his spectre.

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@CRNN_Real_News

10 months

Fun fact: last Christmas (12/25/2022) @kinocopter posted an estimated 43 times, the subject of the majority of these posts was @TheRalphRetort of the @KillstreamLive . What a looser! Source: Pitbull Victim

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

After only 24hours of operationCRNN has been rebroadcast on the Killstream ( @TheKillstream ).

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking CRNN report: Sauron denies he is the lord of darkness, blames anti Sauron conspiracy theories spread by Gondor.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Breaking news: Mr. Parks ( @PoweroftheTruth ), not content to call @Styx666Official a "shameless grifter", also accuses him of "stale content" and "repeating the same talking points". CRNN would like to remind Mr. Parks that he is guilty of both of these things.

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@CRNN_Real_News

11 months

Based on speech patterns and behavior, psychologists at CRNN have deduced that both Ashton "PPP" Parks ( @PoweroftheTruth ) and Jaden "Judas" McNeil ( @JadenPMcNeil ) are both homosexuals. We also theorize that the Kino Casino may have blackmail on Mr. McNeil.

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