CJ @CL4UDI4_J Twitter profile

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CJ

@CL4UDI4_J

28 days

I hate short men with big muscles bitch are you a bulldog

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CJ

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3 years

I still fucking blame Bondi & the Eastern suburbs if the cluster had been handled properly we wouldn’t be in this fucking situation where some of the most disadvantaged suburbs of Sydney are now facing more hardship than ever before

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3 years

Why have I never seen Julia fox in my life until like one week ago

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3 years

Julia Fox and Pete Davidson for PAPER Magazine (2019)

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Me trying not to talk to my coworkers about pizza gate and adrenochrome because they won’t care and will think I’m crazy

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3 years

Can you imagine getting your postcode tattooed on yourself what are you a fucking envelope

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3 years

Asking tightasses “your shout?” just to watch them have a panic attack >>>

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5 years

There must be 2 Sydneys

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Sydney, Australia

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3 years

Maybe if 100 officers were deployed in Bondi where the cluster first started the virus wouldn’t have fucking spread to these areas in the first place but they just let these cunts go surfing with no consequence

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3 years

What the fuck is “in transit” WHERE is it give me the street

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5 years

Australia says no

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5 years

New York? London? Hawaii? Australia? 🤔

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3 years

Every time it’s this cold I think about how we survived winter in high school in just a skirt & stockings and had to sit on those silver seats why did they torture us

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4 years

Life went downhill after channel 10 stopped showing The Simpsons at 6pm

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3 years

Omg can we detach the eastern suburbs from Sydney what gronk does a national tour to find a bbq shove it up your ass

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11 months

Is this you?

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3 years

How’d Snapchat get it so wrong omg I’m dying

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3 years

I can’t believe 2021 turned out even worse than 2020

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Can’t believe I’ve sat through 20 seasons just for Kourtney & Scott to not end up back together

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3 years

How are people so amazed by the whole salmon rice avocado and seaweed thing on tiktok what the fuck do you think is in sushi

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2 months

Cancel me but yuck shave them seriously

cinesthetic.

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Victoria Pedretti via instagram

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I’d put my sunnyboy in this

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Why are we invested in an 18 year old’s love life do we not have work in the morning or

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3 years

Do kids still make title pages for their school subjects with bubble writing or is that dead too 💔

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4 years

Death penalty

7NEWS Sydney

@7NewsSydney

4 years

46 children have been rescued from a paedophile ring busted, in one of the biggest child abuse cases Australia has ever seen. 14 men were charged; one is a childcare worker and another a soccer coach and their criminal network has links across the globe. @ebatten7 #7NEWS

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4 years

I’m dead Australia really just said fuck it let’s all get engaged this year

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3 years

Can Spotify wrapped hurry up I want to assess my 2021 mental health

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Water dripping down your forearms towards your elbows when you’re washing your face is such an ugly feeling

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Hello

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There are girls on my Snapchat having argileh with their friends just heheheing away I’m calling the police

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3 years

& then there’s Australian infrastructure 🥰

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3 years

There’s infrastructure, and then there’s Dutch infrastructure.

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3 years

Mcnuffin

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WHERE TF IS THE REST OF MY MCMUFFIN ????

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3 years

Gyms not being considered essential is so fucking dumb like what JD Sports & Big W being open is necessary? Get fucked

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4 years

We are deleting Casula from the map of Sydney never heard of her

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😂

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:)

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I’ve literally never smiled on the internet but ty braces & teeth whitening :D

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Kim K’s been the force behind so many people being released from prison she’s a mother of 4 owns a clothing & cosmetics line all while filming a TV show & people are making fun of her for failing a law exam that they couldn’t even pass with absolutely nothing else on their plate

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2 years

Thinking about 2011 when $1 AUD was worth $1.10 USD </3

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3 years

My cousin just got a 97.45 atar & my mum’s like “see if you studied that LITTLE bit harder you could’ve gotten that too” I did my hsc in 2014 :) we’re still on the topic :)

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3 years

The NSW govt fucked up with the Bondi cluster but a lot of the people who live around there are generally just entitled arrogant pests who genuinely think that they’re above the law & superior to the rest of Sydney

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3 years

$825 is how much I’m gonna spend online shopping today 🙏🏼 that’s what we’re doing now

NSW Health

@NSWHealth

3 years

NSW recorded 825 new locally acquired cases of COVID-19 in the 24 hours to 8pm last night.

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112 new cases if anyone would like to jump off the harbour bridge with me this afternoon please let me know now

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5 years

We’re supposed to have morning tea at work for international women’s day and this WOMAN at work’s like “why don’t we celebrate something that can involve men too so it’s fair” ??????? Babe 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

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4 years

The fact that it’s NYE right now and it feels like the 12th of May or something bye

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2 years

Today xx

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3 years

One of my coworkers is on a call & he just said that he feels like the stolen generation because lockdown has taken his life away I cannot even believe what I’ve just heard

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I hate tightasses more than anything it is just the ugliest trait

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If I say “last year” I mean 2019 btw

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2 years

The hume highway is the most reflective road on this planet when it rains i can’t see a single line on the road just accelerate and vibes

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3 years

28 degrees on Saturday can’t wait for the beaches to be packed and have Gladys be like ok more cops in the west

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2 years

The anonymous questions on IG is giving me askfm war flashbacks

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3 years

Sorry are they actually trying to cancel the HSC if I had to chuck all nighters and survive on caffeine in year 12 so do they

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3 years

The way she worded this though “we weren’t aware of the FATALITIES” you’re supposed to fucking stop the show before the fatalities happen not once you’re aware of them fuck me dead

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Kylie Jenner issues a statement regarding the tragedy at Astroworld Festival: “Travis and I are broken and devastated... I want to make it clear we weren’t aware of any fatalities until the news came out after the show and in no world would have continued filming or performing.”

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5 years

Everywhere in Sydney is flooded except the route to my work

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3 years

Omg I showed my mum my grades and she just said “yay 😃” bro buy me a new car or something why aren’t we white ffs

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Literally no topic in the world can get me to jump on Twitter and tweet a 10 paragraph thread

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Why does Woolworths think I wanna see my head in the self checkout screen

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2 years

Anyway Jack Harlow’s concert was so fun yesterday I’ve lost my voice even more 🤍🤍🤍

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3 years

I made 1

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4 years

Can Uber eats give their employees a company car or something I’m sick of my food arriving on a bike might as well come on a fkn pogo stick

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Monday done! Just another 41 years until retirement 💕

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If I pay $1.80/L for petrol my car better start levitating and morphing into a 2021 model or something honestly

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4 years

Absolutely fucking no one is with u

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2 years

If you’re thinking of starting a conversation with someone who’s also on their lunch break I’m begging you leave them the fuck alone <3

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3 years

It absolutely does not affect me but these area influencers have lost the plot with how much they edit their photos babe I’ve seen you in Livo Westfields 6 times u don’t look like that stop

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I wore my oodie to my grandparents’ house & my grandpa liked it so I offered to buy him one & I knew if I told him the real price he wouldn’t let me pay for it so I told him they cost $25 & I just bought him one I’m so excited for it to come 😭

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Why can’t my tax return be 4 million

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3 years

Stop calling each other sheep can we actually stop for a second and think about how real sheep may feel having their name dragged through the mud when they just baaaa and mind their business

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My leg is 45 kg

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3 years

I can’t believe this is a real tweet from NSW health

NSW Health

@NSWHealth

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Compassionate reasons does NOT include meeting up with a stranger you’ve met on a dating app 🍑 📱 Keep your dates online and spread love, not COVID. 💬 More info:

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How cute is my street

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KIKI

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I’m fuCKING dead this was literally my first thought

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No u know what this cunt did it that’s it LOCKDOWN IS OFFICIALLY OVER MOTHERFUCKERSS

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Like I don’t want to wear a mask either but if you have to wear one for the 47 minutes that you’re in public just wear it who gives a fuck omg?

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Twitter “beef” is funny because u have those few people going back & forth, ppl who tweet gifs, the ones who want to ignore it & continue tweeting as usual and then the ones who genuinely have no idea that there’s even anything happening

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♻️ I just liked this dress sorry

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I envy girls who do their makeup for fun as soon as I hear the word lockdown homeless mode is activated

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Sorry look how cute my niece is 😠

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Turks & Caicos 📍🇹🇨

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VEGAS

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Why didn’t Bondi & the Eastern Suburbs cop shit like this?

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Some of u didn’t rip out pages just to rewrite everything because ur handwriting wasn’t neat enough and it shows

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Twitter gets it too 😌

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Um if anyone touched my mum like that I’m doing life in prison

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Imagine having a baby girl for her to grow up and scream 2200 brothaaa on tiktok

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Will 20+ year olds ever stop thinking everybody has beef w them everybody’s either working studying getting engaged or just doing their own thing and you’re out here posting quotes to your imaginary haters fmd weirdos

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I’m sorry but an Echt outfit with a Louis Vuitton bag just gives me bad vibes

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