Upcoming events for those who've been asking. Come help me launch the fifth and final
#Sweetpea
book 'The Bad Seeds' in October and November. The only event not on this list is Bath on October 16th which is a private one for my CW students/West Country peeps. DM for more deets.
My writing was rejected multiple times on submission. But I kept going until I realised that writing unafraid was the answer. And finally, YEARS later, 5 books got published. Number 6 was turned into a TV series. And I’m going to see it today. Well, me and Dickie 🐽
#NeverGiveUp
I hate competitions that are all 'To enter just Follow, Comment, Tag 8 friends and Tell me how awesome I am.' Fuck all that. Just RT this and I'll pick a name to win a signed set of new cover editions of the first 3 Sweetpea books. Ends 14/11. UK only.
#CrimeFiction
#serialkiller
GIVEAWAY - win a set of ALL FOUR SWEETPEA BOOKS with their new covers on in my special holiday giveaway. I’ll even sign ‘em if you like.
Just RT this post to enter, none of all that follow/comment/tag/quote-me-how-fabulous-I-am-bullshit necessary. Closes 31/12. UK only.
I’ve seen the first episodes of Sweetpea. It’s taken 28 years to realise my dream of seeing characters I wrote on the big screen. I can’t quite process it. So this is me rn:
My writing was rejected multiple times on submission. But I kept going until I realised that writing unafraid was the answer. And finally, YEARS later, 5 books got published. Number 6 was turned into a TV series. And I’m going to see it today. Well, me and Dickie 🐽
#NeverGiveUp
Finally got round to watching
#Saltburn
and I don’t know what it says about me but I bloody loved it. I’m such a sucker for a divisive protagonist who mixes up the status quo. And the script/direction is just exquisite. Would totes recommend if you’re a nutball like me🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Finally made it, Ma! A book I wrote was adapted for TV and features on a billboard somewhere in Manchester. And my brain is all over that wall 🤯
More tix for my in person event in Stockport have just been released by Serenity Booksellers. Grab ‘em here:
EASTER BOOK GIVEAWAY🐣 Win one of 3 copies of Dead Head, third book in the Sweetpea series, as well as marigold seeds, badges and orange Malteaser bunny. Three chances to win. Just RT this post. Ends: Easter Monday. UK only.
#win
#competition
#crimethriller
#serialkiller
Not an achievement in itself but I visited the set of the TV series that’s being made out of one of my books, despite 11 years of rejection by agents and publishers, five novels that more-or-less tanked and once being told I’m “not really a storyteller.” That was a good day 😊
Thank you for your support if you’ve reviewed, bought, borrowed or stolen my books this year. It means the world. I solemnly swear to deliver you a fifth and final Sweetpea book in 2024 and there will be a bit of this too…
#SweetpeaTV
@skytv
📸 via Ella Jones on Insta.
Anyone who knows me knows how long it’s taken to get to the stage where I’m seeing the adaptation of my book everywhere.
This to all writers on sub who feel like giving up: don’t. Write where the pain/passion is, believe in yourself, and good things will follow
#SweetpeaTV
"Here I am in First Class on my way to another festival. Here I am in my £10k writing shed banging out another bestseller. Here I am signing thousands of books." SOME OF US ARE SITTING IN OUR OWN FILTH REWRITING THE SAME PASSAGE OVER AND OVER, QUESTIONING ALL OUR LIFE CHOICES😩
My writing was rejected multiple times on submission. But I kept going until I realised that writing unafraid was the answer. And finally, YEARS later, 5 books got published. Number 6 was turned into a TV series. And I’m going to see it today. Well, me and Dickie 🐽
#NeverGiveUp
Sweetpea fans - here is the official announcement you’ve been waiting so impatiently for. Book 4 THORN IN MY SIDE is coming in early January and Book 5 SHOOTS AND LEAVES follows in September 2024. Official new cover reveals and (🤞) TV news next week.
@nurnberg_agency
I thought five books about a female serial killer would get all the rage out of me but clearly not. Any UK editors interested in Peri-Menopausal-Women-Losing-Their-Shit-Lit? Or did I miss the boat on that one?
Sweetpea was originally released in April 2017. If I see one more post commenting on how it's "jumped on a female serial killer bandwagon" I'm gonna re-enact the plot🤪🌸🔪
Ever feel undermined in the workplace? Overlooked in your interpersonal relationships? Just generally ignored or invisible? Write about it. I did. And someone made a TV series out of it that’s gone stateside… 👀 🌺 🔪
#sweetpea
#TheySeeYouNowRhiannon
BTW, I just wrote the LAST scene of Sweetpea 4. No, it's not contracted but I'm writing it anyway cos writing Rhiannon is like my therapy and OH. MY. GOD. It's fucking brilliant, even if I do say so myself. Tomorrow, it'll be shit, but TODAY it's brilliant.
Those not on Instagram may not know this but there isn't going to be one more Sweetpea book, there's TWO. They're not contracted and only one's written in full, but I'll shove them out there somehow, by hook or by crook! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
#Sweetpea
#Pentalogy
#serialkillers
#crimefiction
I don’t do that many events but I’m seriously thinking of doing my first book launch since 2011 to celebrate the release of the fifth and final book in the Sweetpea series. Somewhere in the UK. Who wants to come and celebrate with me? All Sylvanians welcome 🐷 🐰 🐻
Vet told him he was a fat fuck again so we’re officially on a diet. And as if to add insult to injury, she suggested “broccoli instead of bonies” and then promptly stuck her finger up his arse. He’s got his ‘How could you’ face on 🫣
Can't I just ... write a pitch and then someone gives me a six-figure deal for it? Do I have to write another whole-ass book? These things are hard. I'm so tired😩
One of the best things about being published is seeing the editions come in that have been translated into other languages. Today: Taiwanese Pea in Complex Chinese. Lush 😍 🌺 🔪
Thank you a million if you've read my books this year. It means the🌎that people respond to them at all, given the millions of others to choose from. There are two more books to come and 'Sweetpea' the TV series starts filming early 2022, which is in a week's time so hooray!!!!🥳
Permit me a moment to brag. I went to
@NY_Comic_Con
3 years running to linger by the Dark Horse stand waiting for Gerard Way to turn up and fall in love with me (he didn’t) and now the TV series based on MY lil book is being screened there. Fuck. Me. Life, eh?! 🤩
#sweetpea
Sorry there’s still no news about the Sweetpea TV series. Well, I mean there *is* news, tonnes of it, but none I’m allowed to share with you. Suffice to say it’s all very exciting and I’m quite in love with the entire cast. They’re all PERFECT 🤩
Working on the plot for Books 4 and 5 in the Sweetpea series and you know which other character makes it into all five books, apart from Rhiannon? This guy...
#RichardEGrunt
Sweetpea's being screened in LA this week at
#LAScreenings
. And the barbaric yawp I've been holding in since forever may very well be coming to the surface soon, so batten down... 🌺🔪
One good thing about perimenopause is that I was just about to unleash the most unhinged and bitter rant about something which would undoubtedly offend people, but in a split second, I completely forgot what I was gonna say… 🤪
My little Alibi Girl is a bestseller on Amazon Kindle in the USA. Number 1 in British Humour, Number 87 overall. Absolutely astonished. Stay tuned for a little giveaway to celebrate. God Bless America🇺🇸🍾 🎉🥳
#SweetpeasBabySister
#AlibiGirl
#crimethriller
#CrimeFiction
Our last walk of 2023 before everything went to shit. I lost one of their leads at the park so had to carry the fat one back, then I split my trousers bending over for the ball, then I came on🩸 and then it pissed down ☔️ But we’re still alive so every cloud
#HappyNewYear2024
A big-assed bunch of Dead Heads just arrived at the Skusey household. Couldn’t get a decent shot of them without a certain someone muscling in but they look so beautiful! Thank you
@KatieLSeaman
🥰😍 Published by
@HQstories
Feb 18th. Book number 9 *Gordon Ramsay clap* DONE ✅
Well the amount of love
#DeadHead
has received today has made me do a cry. Thank you - and I’ll try to get back to as many of you as I can - for championing these books, spreading the word, sharing reviews and taking Rhiannon to your hearts. You absolute fucking weirdos 💕
I'd started 'Darling Bud' when I posted this but it was v patchy. Tomorrow I should hit 25,000 words and it's all slotting into place like a strangely-easy jigsaw. Teen Ivy is awesome. One thing surprises me though: she doesn't like peanut butter and banana on toast☹️
#Sweetpea6
Can’t share the cover of Book 5 yet, can’t say anything about Sweetpea TV series yet so here’s a picture of my two dogs synchronising their evening piss…
Stunning review of
#DeadHead
in today’s Mail. So pleased it’s getting a good response. Thanks to everyone championing these books, sharing them with friends, pre-ordering and telling me how they’re getting you through lockdown 🙏
#SorryDavina
#DeadHead
#crimefiction
#serialkiller
The Pea is a bestseller in self help books on Amazon 😮 For the record, I don’t endorse helping yourself to people’s entrails. That’s just naughty.
And now only 99p on
@AmazonKindle
. I’ll stop talkin about it soon honest*
#sweetpea
*I won’t
Latest review of Sweetpea: “A bit too graphic for me.” What did you expect from an adult crime novel written from the perspective of a fucking serial killer?
One month to go until
#DeadHead
drops, the third book in the
#Sweetpea
series. Plenty of time to read the first two books if you haven’t done so already. Come on, chop chop, there’s fuck all else to do after all 🤷🏼♀️
#SerialKiller
#CrimeFiction
Had a few comments questioning my fictional serial killer's stance on women's rights because it turns her on when she kills someone bad. Yeah um, she's a psychopath. A tad desensitised. And sometimes the stuff she does isn't quite cricket, u know? Hope that clears it up a bit😐
Reader, I bought some. Keep your eyes peeled for a giveaway or two in the coming months to celebrate Book 5’s release in October and I may chuck ‘em in…
Except me. I always want to see your bad reviews of my books. It helps me when I'm naming characters who get electrocuted, disembowelled and/or are generally pricks.
If whoever wins this stack doesn’t have the first book in the Sweetpea series, please @ me in and I’ll send you that one as well. Seems only right to have the full set.
#InBloom
is book 2,
#DeadHead
is book 3 and
#ThornInMySide
is book 4 😊 🔪 🌸
GIVEAWAY 🌟🌟🌟
We're giving away this beautiful stack of clever and addictive crime books! The perfect stack to scratch that itch for a good thriller.
Like this post, comment, and retweet to enter!
T&Cs:
The
#publishingindustry
has recently seen a rise in violent and criminal female characters. From Colleen Hoover's Verity to Bella Mackie's How to kill your family 🔪 there's a spike in women being the literary killers over men
This is the first sighting of my debut in a book shop, circa 2010. I always share this picture with my writing students to illustrate my point that you have to stay true to what YOU want to write, nevermind what the market is doing.
#ToThineOwnSelfBeTrue
#AmWriting
My edit for Sweetpea book 5 is back safely from the menders and my GOD it feels good to be a writer again. I’ve been quite depressed the last few weeks without Rhiannon by my side. Now, it’s like I’ve been reanimated ⚡️
And the winner is …. 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
@tamarawolcough
! DM me your addy and I shall send your prize forthwith!
Thanks so much to everyone who entered. I’ll do this again before the end of 2023 when I have PBs of Book 4 so it’ll be FOUR books next time 💫
#sweetpea
#CrimeFiction
I hate competitions that are all 'To enter just Follow, Comment, Tag 8 friends and Tell me how awesome I am.' Fuck all that. Just RT this and I'll pick a name to win a signed set of new cover editions of the first 3 Sweetpea books. Ends 14/11. UK only.
#CrimeFiction
#serialkiller