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Hope we can all make our mum proud the way Kante has, this is so wholesome

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This is football.

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Neither was Arsenal’s bank account.

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The Premier League isn’t ready for this Arsenal midfield.

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Tuchel got to 5 finals and won the UCL with this squad are you mad

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Eden Hazard has just been awarded his 100th MOTM award in his career, only Ronaldo and Messi have more, respect man respect.

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Anthony Taylor vs Chelsea, how’s he allowed to referee our games??

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If we made fail comps on your £70M Pepe signing, we’d have a series longer than Game of Thrones

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£95M

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Chelsea face Sheffield tomorrow

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Need more shithouses like Costa in the Premier League man, this guy was genuinely too funny 😭

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Look at Billy Gilmour, I'm creasing 😭😭

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7+1+2+0 = 10, you’re 10th in the Premier League

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Assists this season: Willian 7 Ziyech 1 Havertz 2 Pulisic 0

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Trent’s technique is truly world class 🤌🏿

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This is Chelsea in counter attacks 😭

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RLC's Dad: "Ruben used to win every player of the year award at the youth level and now he's not playing. If he had played for Pochettino, he'd have had 80-90 PL appearances by now" RLC's response? "I only want to play for Chelsea" On behalf of all Chelsea fans we love you @RLC

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What a performance from Andrey Santos 🇧🇷

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The last time Eden Hazard played a full 90 was 514 days ago

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Don’t care how good Neymar is, he’ll never have the ability to carry teams like Hazard did

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Ziyech reacting to Billy Gilmour's FIFA rating is gold 😭

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Martial's only shot on target this entire season was hitting Lamela in the face...

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Werner when it's a Premier League game

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Eden Hazard has just been awarded his 98th MOTM award in his career, only Ronaldo and Messi have more...

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Football’s a cruel sport man

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If you start your professional career today and score 40 goals a year for 18 years, you’ll retire with 720 goals. Ronaldo has 742 Career goals. You'll never see another player like him.

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Only thing stopping us from winning the League are bald referees.

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Havertz now has the same amount of hat tricks as the whole Man Utd attack combined. He's 21.

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Mason Greenwood has more G/A than every Chelsea striker combined this season. Generational talent.

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Need more Romeo Lavia pics @ChelseaFC

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Hazard is the type of guy to help you in an exam and congratulate you when you get top marks. You literally cannot hate this man

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Bruno's taken 10 penalties in 5 months playing time for Man Utd, Hazard took 17 in his entire career for Chelsea in the Premier League 😂

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Throwback to this beauty from Mudryk 🤩

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Gilmour, Havertz and Pulisic are returning to the Chelsea squad after the International Break. Mood:

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I needed this interview from Lampard so bad.

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@WelBeast @ChelseaFC Your club promoted gambling in the middle of a pandemic where people are financially at their lowest point, sacked 55 staff members including their own Mascot, come back when your club donates and provides housing to the NHS like our club did.

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Zouma has more goals than Martial, what's your point?

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Donny Van De Beek now has more G/A this season (2) than Timo Werner (1).

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Funniest thing is this Chelsea team functions 10x better when Werner starts

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Yeah this is unreal

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- Drogba played 10 less games - Drogba made 30 more assists - Drogba took 16 less penalties - Drogba won 12 more trophies - Drogba scored 10 goals in 10 Finals And I'm suppose to believe some part time Ladbrokes assistant is better than Drogba...

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Jamie Vardy has now scored more Premier League goals than Didier Drogba in 42 fewer games 🤯

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Just realised if Chelsea sign Messi, Robbie from AFTV will claim Willian is better than him because he has more Premier League experience...

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Emerson: "It's weird. He sent a 'Thank-you, I love you guys,' and then it showed 'Eden Hazard left the group.' I said 'Damn, he really left'." This is still one of the saddest things I've seen 😭

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Would love to see Romeo Lavia play against Forest 🇧🇪

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Nah I actually love Drogba man 😭

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Pulisic leaving Gomez, 'Englands best CB', TAA, the best RB in the world, Fabinho, a world class CDM and Wijnaldum with absolutely no job isn't talked about enough. Pure filth.

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Cech had a 87.3% save percentage in 2004-05. Won the Golden glove aged 22, then 2 years later went on to break his own record in 2006-07 with a 91.3% save percentage aged 24. Best Premier League GK ever.

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I’m scared, I’m really scared, that Mudryk might be dusted….

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The moment our season ended

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They’re not serious 😭😭

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Today marks 230 days since we announced Ziyech. He still hasn't kicked a ball in the Premier League for us. Feel like pure shit man just want to see him play.

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60' Ziyech subbed on 86' Ziyech assist His first game after injury, we coming for that Premier League assist record.

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This fu*king celebration

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We fumbled this so bad sigh

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@BleacherReport USA plays cricket?!

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Cucurella to Cole Palmer. Run it back 🤩

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Cucurella having an absolutely brilliant Euro. Has pocketed Chiesa tonight 👏🏿

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Smiling cause he knows he’s about to cook this season 📈

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I’m fighting till the end for Werner

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@ChelseaFC Welcome Tuchelsea

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Werner’s had 16 goals disallowed for Chelsea

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Torres sent us to a CL final and won the Champions League Higuain won the Europa League Morata won the FA Cup and Europa League Shevchenko won the English League Cup There's only one way it can go...that's winning trophies

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When Chelsea sign strikers, there’s two ways it can go…

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I'm so grateful we have Olivier Giroud at Chelsea FC, world class on and off the pitch 💙✊🏽

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Werner will succeed at Chelsea Football Club, I will die on this hill

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Chelsea signed Cahill for £7M. He won the FA Cup and UCL within 5 months, 3 years later had a Europa League, Premier League title and 2 Carabao Cups to his name lmao

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Bruno Fernandes has been voted the best January signing in Premier League history in a @BBCSport poll

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Erling, meet Thiago Silva 👋

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Legend says when Roman Abramovich was a Kid, he used to give his dad pocket money.

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If Lukaku wins us the UCL he’s forgiven

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Getting married today, Blues 💙

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Need Sterling to continue the good form and get a goal today ⚡️

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Poch getting a close look at Andrey Santos 👀

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Just realised if VAR existed in 2009 Chelsea would have been through to the Champions League Final...

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Just over a year since Kante did this 😭😭

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I used to pray for times like this 🥹

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Ziyech 3 goal contributions in 2 games. Werner 8 goal contributions in 10 games Havertz 7 goal contributions in 10 games. I love this team.

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The end of Pulisic x Giroud 🥺

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Mourinho only lost one final out of 15 in his career and it was against Hazard respect man respect

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We loaned out Gilmour to a relegation team and brought in Saul on loan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Massive shout out to Enzo’s fitness levels. Hasn’t missed a game with injury since joining. Type of reliability we need 🇦🇷

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What Christian Pulisic said in his book about Lampard: "By the time Frank left I felt that I had finally convinced him of my value to the team. I had started to gain an appreciation for him as a manager ... I was sad to see him go."

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Hazard - Crazy stats, facts and figures. (A thread)

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Enzo has been a killer in the UCL. Very progressive player. Can’t wait to see what he can do with Nkunku.

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We’d be another Arsenal if it wasn’t for Hazard and we wouldn’t have a UCL if it wasn’t for Kante, just respect them both man

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Rudiger’s the Diego Costa of defenders loooooool the shithousery

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Mudryk, you’re clear for take off ✈️

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Moises Caicedo ⏳

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Want to put Lukaku in my FPL but if I do he’ll end up with 6 goals this season

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This is Eden Hazard.

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Man Utd fans bantering Frank Lampard for bottling finals in his 2 years of management when their PE teacher Ole has never reached one in over 12 years, I can't 😭😭

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Thiago has officially chosen Chelsea over 5 other clubs. It's got the point where Lampard's pull is undeniably the best in the world at the moment.

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Hazard would never.

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Hazard could never

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Mount on the half turn, I promise you no one does it better

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Mudryk has absolutely cooked this game 🔥

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Anthony Taylor he’s done it again 🎶

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Fun fact: Chelsea FC have never lost a game in which Pulisic has scored a goal or made an assist. Destined for Greatness 💉

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Diego Costa - Funniest and most wtf moments. (A thread)

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Eden Hazard's first interview as a kid. He didn't change one bit ❤️😂

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Throwback to Eden’s 100th goal for Chelsea. Miss this man 🥹

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There’s Chelsea fans that “didn’t enjoy” our win against La Liga leaders Atletico in a Round of 16 UCL Knockout game 😭

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Frank Lampard wasn’t the biggest problem at Chelsea FC, hope this helps.

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If Roman was Liverpool’s owner they’d have Thiago and Werner right now If Roman was Man Utd’s owner they’d have Sancho right now If Roman was Arsenal’s owner they’d have Partey and Aouar right now Rival fans can say all they want, but you’d die to have an owner like him.

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Fun fact: Petr Cech once went 1024 minutes without conceding a shot, that's 89 days remaining unbeaten. The best ever.

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