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3 years

I could never leave this website.

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@singingbirth Greatest country on earth babyyyy

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things in philly are going exactly as you’d expect them to be going

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@UN @UNDP

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1 year

I think about this tweet at least once a week

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Any dude who thinks that women don’t find this phenotype attractive has never spoken to, let alone been with, a woman.

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5 months

This is the best one

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5 months

I breathe fire for my family and never forgive those who have trashed any of us - particularly my Dad in death. Never.

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I have a different take on this, the majority of weed enjoyers are trapped in a state of perpetual adolescence (embarrassing) and this marketing works on them because they are kinda dumb.

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@DanBassini @thisdiegolopez this happened to me on the train one time. it was the worst looking man in philadelphia, the ugliest city on the east coast. immediate existential chaos ensued.

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2 years

@hnrmartin Get in

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7 months

It’s actually ugly girls who bully hot girls

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1 year

He’s so close to noticing something you’re not supposed to notice

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@chump_dick

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@MSNBC

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@jeffkravitz @nypost “Rape is okay when it’s someone I don’t like”

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3 months

Punk is when you are in lockstep with every corporate HR manager and CNN-brained boomer

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THIS is what punk is about… A year ago we wrote a song and named it after a govenor in Tennessee who was trying to pass laws banning drag shows / affecting gender affirming care. We called out several govenors by name in the song to spread awareness. #punk #punkrock #lgbt

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As a child, I intuited that Ebenezer Scrooge was Jewish

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@SaintQ92

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1 year

@empathyhaver “Bestie” 🤢🤮

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“I’m a leftist” lmao okay cool, when was the last time you “leftist” house though

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8 months

I’m built different I appreciate a man who loves me and has a bwc

𝑆𝑎𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎ℎ 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑜🪞🪷🕊

@savannahvicario

8 months

To me, a physically, mentally, emotionally, & spiritually healthy man — - doesn’t vape - doesn’t smoke weed - doesn’t get vaxxed - doesn’t watch porn - lift weights weekly - prioritizes his sleep - eats lots of steak & eggs - doesn’t drink tap water - doesn’t use AirPods - would

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1 year

Become a boyfriendcel. Be sweetheart-pilled. Do affectionmaxxing.

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11 months

I love horse medicine. Feed me ketamine. Feed me ivermectin. Lather me up with Mane & Tail. I’ll eat an apple right out of the palm of your hand, I don’t care.

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11 months

Absolutely sickened when I think of what they took from us

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2 years

I have a HUSBAND and CHILDREN but I spend large chunks of my time arguing with SHITPOSTING ANONS and engaging in general PICK ME behavior in the INTERNET

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3 years

@tomleykis So tolerant of you!

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1 year

Do NOT go on LinkedIn today, it’s just wamen who make $145k a year to send ~6 emails a week whining about how they have no rights because they can’t ritually murder babies (in some states).

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2 months

Why do you freaks get so mad when a mother dares to care about what her children eat? I wouldn’t even consider eating a nasty little oily Cheezit and I sure as hell would never feed one to my child. Get a life for real.

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I feel bad for her kids…

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3 years

@DahliaZahava They gonna put Nancy Pelosi in there too?

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9 months

I’m ready for trick or treaters!

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3 months

@gettylegion Lmao so then why are you posting war porn snuff then, bruh??

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Making sure you can see this one

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9 months

I still think about this all the time

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9 months

It’s unbecoming for a woman to take part in an “n word tower.” Have some class.

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6 years

@PicturesFoIder Idk what’s wrong with this. It looks real good.

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9 months

Mogging some vaxxoids and they asked for a source so now I gotta pull up a schizothread from rapisthitler1488 and hope they don’t notice

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1 year

The thinly-veiled disdain they very clearly have for each other is of course very feminine but in a uniquely uncanny way that is jarring and painful to watch. It’s very odd to observe sacred woman behavior being parroted without the innate nuance that makes it so potent.

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1 year

Dylan Mulvaney and Jeffrey Marsh have an in-depth discussion about what it truly means to be a girl.

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6 months

This is the logical conclusion of “the sexual revolution.” Nearly everything about our society is hostile to motherhood. Our culture is entirely unwelcoming of children. Our grandmothers did this to us so they could hoard wealth that they’re wasting on botox and TJMaxx bullshit.

Kate Whitaker 🏺☕️

@kwhitaker_

6 months

this lovely woman on Instagram has 6 kids and people have a… totally reasonable and not at all disgusting response 🤦🏼‍♀️

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1 year

@MarmotRespecter Lmao the most successful sales manager I’ve known was still not making “Bugatti money” and even if he was, it would have all gone to coke and Blade trips to the Hamptons instead.

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11 months

@SaintQ92 What’s going on with his shirt that’s what I really want to know

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2 years

Dudes want to act like finding a woman and settling down requires deep esoteric knowledge, a lot of money, being tall etc. when really, we just need someone who is nice and makes us laugh.

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I love the internet

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@schizodove

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Quit the mommy forums because they’re full of the stupidest and most neurotic women on the internet. One interesting pattern I observed though is the pervasive disappointment & immediate resentment when they find out they’re having boys. Makes a lot of things make a lot of sense.

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HBD to this Gemini king

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1 year

Smoking six cigarettes in solidarity with the New Yorkers today

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2 years

6 feet 6 inches 6 figures? You mean the LITERAL MARK OF THE BEAST? No thank you.

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@kindlyone92 I know it smell crazy in there

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Holly Stallcup

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1 year

Before I leave for NYC, here is my thread on seeing Taylor this weekend while she is dating a racist, Islamophobic, anti-semitic overall problematic white man. While I don't necessarily "owe" anyone this thread, it is important to me to take my public leadership seriously.

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A 7.5 is hotter than a 10 I will not elaborate

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10 months

My galaxy brain take today is that someone needs to fuck that H. Pearl broad before she kills herself

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6 months

Women love to say “smash the patriarchy” when what they mean is, “I’m mad at my dad.”

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I’m sorry, you have to choose between Sharia Law or compulsory Drag Queen Story Hour, there is no in-between, it has to be one or the other.

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@DoorDash_Help @KariLynnTravis OH MY GOSH, BOT. GET IT TOGETHER.

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1 year

Nobody ever talks about how hard it is to be an attractive woman with almond-shaped blue eyes and big naturals and an IQ over 120 and a good sense of humor

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9 months

Idk what these rw men have against curvy women when their dude Nietzsche literally said amor fatty or whatever

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5 months

Not taking anyone who looks like this and has anything at all to say about women seriously, thank you.

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Everyone who idolizes these rich SAHMs - watch this, learn & then stfu. Tradwives glamorize a lifestyle none of you will likely ever be able to achieve & laugh in your face as your views make them richer. This isn’t goals - this is classism, white supremacy & patriarchy. Wake up.

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Queer Appalachian witches can’t even meet their doordash driver at the door without having a panic attack 🧵

Appodlachia

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Queer Appalachian witches exist, and they're building a beautiful and supportive community 🧵

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2 years

Bullying works :) (no more shitlib bull ring)

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8 months

Lots of miserable retards on here

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10 months

Let’s all put our differences aside for a bit and join together for a common cause: dunking on these freaks

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2 years

@MSNBC

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@western_bester She said

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9 months

I think I’m gonna go back to my dark hair and gain 40 pounds again

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@MarmotRespecter My personal favorite is, “maybe the wife shouldn’t get fat then” as if that’s the only reason sexless marriages exist

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I come from good posting stock. My father is an anon. My mother is an anon. My sister is an anon. My brother is a facefag like me. My dad keeps getting suspended from FB. My mom had to delete her account after a near physical altercation with a neighbor. We just all love posting.

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Question for the lads: would you be more inclined to make a long term commitment to a woman if you knew she had a hot mom? (Bodes well for aging, etc.)

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2 years

I was told fascism would be on this ballot?

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1 year

Penn State lacrosse bro/date rape enthusiast physiognomy

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1 year

We cannot afford to continue the normalization of Trump 👇

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Oh no I made a bunch of weed addicts mad at me, what are they gonna do, binge on Taco Bell then pass out on a serape-draped secondhand sofa while listening to Phish? I’m so scared.

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Don’t you hate when you can tell how bad someone’s take is going to be purely based off of how they look? It never fails though.

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What’s wrong with my looks? Poast face and fizeek, coward

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Not to be an extremist but I really think we should just start executing people with this physiognomy because when have they ever contributed anything decent to our society?

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6 months

@SaintQ92 This is the first real transgressive art I’ve seen in a long time

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5 years

so i went to a new coffee shop today

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2 years

Not to be dramatic but I am literally dying rn

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My boyfriend has this in his car

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@hotheyylien @Howlingmutant0 He literally died saving his family?

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2 months

10/10 perfect post. No notes.

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9 months

Mrs. Nimarata Randhawa has something to say to us

Disclose.tv

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NEW - Nikki Haley: "Every person on social media should be verified by their name" because of "national security."

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I love New York. I love being yelled at on the street and harassed on the subway. I love going out for brunch and spending $150 minimum. I love how humid it is and how it constantly smells like garbage and especially how you just cannot see the stars at night! No place like it!

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We were meant to be protected from LinkedIncels here! This was supposed to be a safe space!

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My flight to Vancouver was cancelled and it cost me $10,000 to take the ferry instead. Hold up… $10k for a 90 min ferry?! 🤯 Well, sort of. To ferry from Victoria to Vancouver costs $160 and 3 hours 15 minutes of my time. ⛴️ To take a sea plane costs me $220 and 1 hour 15

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@leamaric They’re retarded

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@iAmNotMexican17 Now ask a white woman

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@uncledoomer

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I will never delete this app

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@sanrio_pilled “H*nkH*nk (HH)” has me in tears

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Scaring the hoes (my coworkers) today

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Sometimes I think about all the people in my DMs who told me I should “unalive” myself for this one lmao they couldn’t even come do it themselves because they literally never do leave the house

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“I’m a leftist” lmao okay cool, when was the last time you “leftist” house though

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@Howlingmutant0 It’s just this person

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Watching Harry Potter for the first time and me and my friends would’ve killed Dobby with hammers I can tell you that much

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@AuronMacintyre The best part is that these people usually don’t even have kids.

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There’s an elementary school by my bf’s house. I pass it every day. They have a sign outside to wish students a happy birthday. I am filled with unreasonable rage every time I see it because not a single one of these children has a “normal” name.

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Before and after I saw a dog.

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8 months

Women in this town would struggle to clear 90 on an IQ test, yet they masterfully wield psychic warfare tactics, even the more advanced ones. The dumber they are, the purer the Machiavellian spirit.

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@BjornIronSkull

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