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Southern Mississippi golden Eagles graduate/fan, hard worker, love music and concerts, father of 3 boys, SINGLE man #LLD

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8 months
Things I don’t like. Any school besides USM golden eagles Uncooked onions Communism. Hat hair/bed head Cold weather Men who dress like girls Misty. Taxes Drinking problems Tomatoes Hamilton the musical Walt Massey Hey Dudes Loosing my socks Coughing in deer stand
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6 months
Views of Pete taylor one hour before first pitch. Enough to make a grown man cry.
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View of the southernmiss campus. This proves the earth is flat.
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How reliable is this source and have y’all heard anything about this for southern miss football?
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My favorite all time player @LadnerLuke got his first squirt tonight. Making his daddy proud.
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Pelicans stadium. Who is this?
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I was on the southernmiss campus today and saw @LadnerLuke helping a elderly woman cross the street. We need more lukes in the world.
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Game day for the eagles. Cant wait to watch @LadnerLuke squirt tonight!
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The day I quit they put this in my face. It’s a sign. I’m starting back. Was a rough 7 hours.
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Asked a kid to mow my lawn for 20 bucks the other day. He laughed in my face and said atleast 50 bucks. I used to mow my uncle Greg’s lawn for a pack of cigarettes and a Polaroid picture of some titties. What happened to the youth⁉️
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Southernmiss men’s doubles beats coastal Carolina. Gotta support all sports
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Learn something new everyday. See y’all there.
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Cant wait for @LadnerLuke to step foot on the court this year. This kids got some tricks up his sleeve. Spoke to him the other day. Said he’s ready to go out and win some games and play like he’s “got a snake in my boot”. Lucky Ladner is ready to ball this year!
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@Lane_Kiffin @bigcavedave You gonna be at shenanigans?
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Typical olemiss fan. Trying to make fun of me for being a single dad. This woman has no class. Idk what sorority she’s in but not making olemiss or them look good sister. Cant be talking smack then block my reply’s.
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@BuzzardMustard dude look I was raised an ole miss, went there for free,and graduated twice from there that’s not bandwagon. ur business school is not close to best in the state, not that you went there anyway😂😭 and don’t start speaking on people’s life there SINGLE dad
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I am on the road to Starkvegas. Will see y’all at Hobbies.
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Has anyone seen my duck Tokyo? He was last seen on Hardy street taking a stroll. He responds to “Tokyo come see” and “Tokyo Drift”. If seen contact me or Jay Tay.
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3 years ago today I got my hip replaced. Never felt better in my life.
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@JonPardi I like your music. Good stuff.
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Went to the gas station to get my Copenhagen Winter Green. Saw Southernmiss star player @treyalfo . He asked me how my kids were doing and Misty. Great kid.
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To the top.
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I will be departing from Hattiesburg at 4 tomorrow. Will see y’all at the game.
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@marchant_kenney @omsportsburner I’m just glad I woke up a eagle this morning Marchant. Not some band wagon ole piss fan.
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Out on burbon tonight with the guys! @ElliottHudson_ @justintay601 @Willl_Baker78 gonna have to keep any eye on me!
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@JonPardi Jon this is awesome
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Couple of my favorite players.
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Woke up this morning. Sore throat. Feeling little under the weather. Prayers needed. #sickshane
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I’m a dangerous man. Would not press my buttons or talk lip.
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@marchant_kenney @SouthernMissMBB @CoachLadner @CoachJCardona10 I was there. Electric.
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@AndyBlackGold The southern delux is almost a secret item on the wards menu. Let’s just say it’s the big ones bigger older cousin who knows a thing or two about making you white knuckle the steering wheel as your on the way home trying not to squirt in your pants
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Shane eats first. Lemme get that big one combo no onions make it sloppy for a playa, spicy fries and a water. Thank you.
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I have great news for all of my followers and hood buddies. I will be attending the state game Saturday November 18th. I can’t wait to watch the eagles step on the dogs. #notsickanymore #SMTTT
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@GUnit_81 Greg you are a low life who doesn’t know anything about this man’s personal life. I have known Jay Tay my WHOLE life. He is a kind soul and you sir have messed with the wrong man. I am sorry for you.
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I will be in attendance at Pete Taylor park tonight to watch the southernmiss men’s baseball team. Hope to see y’all there.
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I will be attending the pete Taylor smack down today. #twea #casio
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@JonPardi do you ever lay in bed and rethink what you have done? This masterpiece you made is the definition of a head banger.
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I’m excited about this baseball season. I heard @Matthew_Guidry7 will be returning for his Covid year. His early retirement was a sad day for me but he’s lacing up the cleats one last time. #baseburg
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Another day another southern special from wards. #blessed
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4 months
I am not happy with southernmiss baseball.
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Merry Christmas. Hope everyone has a great day. Sending nothing but love to everyone out there except Misty. Also sending prayers for the ones who are missing a special person this time of year.
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@marchant_kenney @SouthernMissFB I’m pumped. The ships gonna turn around tomorrow brother.
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@MarshallGreen33 @KirkAcademy2023 Marshall first off I am not 19 years old. Not a child. Secondly I don’t go by daddies money either. I’m a self made man. You can ask any of my good buddies. You do not know anything about my personal life except I love Ward’s and southernmiss sports.
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@marchant_kenney @SouthernMissFB Brother… my son asked me yesterday where my school spirit had gone. Looked him in the eyes and said it left on the bus with Tulane. I shouldn’t have said that but it’s more of the fact that I THOUGHT that first. I’m a golden eagle till I’m gone but there needs to be a change.
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I pissed and shit my pants. How is this a real ranking. Where is southern?
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. @PGCollegeBall 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝟐𝟓 📈
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@marchant_kenney @Jone5hristopher @HA_Hawks_FB When can I get on the podcast?
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@veryseriousbill Bill. I will kick your ass.
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I can confirm turkeys are not real.
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Evening hunt with @BuzzardMustard beautiful day for it 🦃
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@eagsbringmepain This is good content
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There is nothing I fear more than a bowel movement hitting me when I’m 10+ minutes away from a bathroom. The pain and the stress is enough to bring PTSD to the even the strong minded. With that being said. I did make it to the toilet but not easily.
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My bad. I let my front door open and the tornado got out. Wont happen again.
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UN climate advisor Ayisha Siddiqa blames natural disasters on White men:
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Had my playlist on shuffle this morning. I cried. Not sure what was the goal of Apple Music by playing what seemed to me the saddest songs I could possibly think of back to back. #boniver #googoodolls #Hamas_is_ISIS
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Ok I got over 150 followers and I took the time to give y’all my honest opinion about ALMost every food place in hattiesburg. I hope y’all enjoy my hard efforts. This is also a good reference for new students coming in. Thank you. #shane
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Was getting ready for bed and slid on some sleeping shorts. They were Misty’s “juicy” shorts. Had my nuts hanging out. Cant escape her presence.
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I will be at fire house subs celebrating hitting 100 followers.
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The truth is that I'm asking you to lie And we both know that it ain't right But if you ever loved me please Have some mercy on me Yeah… Tell 'em anything you want to Just don't tell 'em all the truth…
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Not really sure where my life’s going right now. Letting God lead me in this new season of my life. Might just pack it up put it on a sail boat and you see me when you see me. I’d rather miss you on a beach on a island than miss you on my couch. Alone.
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@KamalaHarris Today is Easter. Not a day to celebrate mental illness.
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Expected.
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I just shit my pants. #notjoking
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@bowallace14 Bo don’t talk to my good buddy Will like that. How about you not try to mess with a man’s business and handle it your self.
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@JimKermitDaFrog They always trick me
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@BraxtonMyers_ @Coach_Hall7 @WilsonDwike Cant wait to watch u squirt
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@CoachLadner @usmhardwoodclub @SouthernMissMBB @USMGoldenEagles @SouthernMissTix I won’t be buying season tickets but I will be at every game coach!
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@Chill_Phil15 Congrats. Sending prayers. #babyeagles
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@Willl_Baker78 @toby_barker Man I’d love to. You know last time my ass got in that buffalos dip misty was spraying frabreese like she owned the damn company. Had the house smelling like a bath and body works had a baby with a Talladega porta potty
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I am not in good mood. Frustrated.
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8 months
Chilis with the guys tonight. Wish me luck.
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7 months
Saw this going down the road. Hope y’all enjoy
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I will be making a drive to watch the eagles smack down on the dogs.
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6 months
Just saw @justintay601 taking his ole lady (Chantelle) to dillards this Monday. Took time off to spoil his woman. Not even celebrating a anniversary. Just wanted her to feel special. We need more Justin’s.
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@travissigh @OfficialSippi That’s great
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9 months
Haven’t been keeping y’all posted on my life recently but Misty is still gone. Gone for good. But guess what. I woke up happy this morning for first time in a while. Love you all out there.
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This explains why the TSA agents always give me a head nod and a smile.
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I got crabs. Not a good way to start off the year. #notcool
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Couple of my favorite players. Ready for this season. @LadnerLuke @treyalfo @jefferyarm0 @tate_ryder I love how Jeff has got that hustle inside of him. Tate knows how to handle the balls. Lucky Ladner knows how to squirt that ball from the 3 point line. And the fonse got that…
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@notsolittyditty Excuse me? What January?
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@KieseLaymon I’m a white man and I’m pretty cool guy
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@treyyhebert Thank you Trey. Your comment will be proposed to the board. Hope all is well.
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I spend more time on Facebook market place than with my family
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@usmbarstool Brother I have messed up many big ones in my life. Might go get me one rn.
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I am at the southern game. I was excited at half now I’m not so excited.
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I will be making this purchase.
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Love a good game of #telestrations with the fam. Anyone can guess what this means?
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This was a emotional and terrible day for me and Jay Tay. I’m not ok rn but I will be ok. Thank you Drew. We love you.
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Justin Simeon Taylor IV
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A statement from @BuzzardMustard and I regarding the squirtirement of #17 Andrew Horton. @drew1horton - Justin Simeon Taylor IV, Shane Nicholas Johnson
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@breesy_lil Been saying it for years.
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6 months
Collins water park. Circa 2024
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@JMUBarstool I’m no troll. I’m just a man who like to talk a little lip. But you just got squirted on.
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@SouthernMissMBB @MoArnold4 @solid_2500 @D_ono_van @jefferyarm0 @jefferyarm0 back in my day I was number 20. I wouldn’t want anyone also to represent the two zero except you brother. Best of luck this season.
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@THE1DAW Deshon. If this gets 30 likes I will donate 100 bucks to the football program.
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@LadnerLuke has heart. One of my favorite players right there.
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Tough.
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@ReddiesAD Go ahead and change that bio brother. Good to have you on the squirt squad.
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Game day.
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@SeymoursSemen I wish I had women like this
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My second oldest son’s first words were “to the top.”
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I will be in attendance at the game today with @justintay601
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@SSN_JMU @usmbarstool Meet me down in purvis. No one talks to my hood buddy that way.
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@marchant_kenney @SouthernMissFB Hard to get out of bed on a Sunday morning after something so embarrassing.
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@RobertJ28540491 I got you son. Love you big time. I’ll buy ya a shenanigator tonight in celebration. My good buddy Jay Tay will also have a lil something for you.
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@RobynTannehill I love this Robyn. I may buy a house in oxford during next election just to vote for you.
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