Shadow Skillet 🌒 @ButtholeOutlaw Twitter profile

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

2 months

I just don’t know how so many of you pretend to be OK.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

2 years

@ClarkoNUFC2 @wingstop Ooof might should do some parenting and not allow your child access to an adult website.

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3 years

I secretly cringe every time you guys argue that people shouldn’t get the vax because it isn’t FDA approved.

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2 months

@atensnut Someone living their best life?

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3 years

It’s official. I’m done with politics forever. Burn it all down, including the LP.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO TRUST THE SCIENCE. That’s not how science works…at all. Science is based in the very act of questioning, not blindly following what you’ve been told is true.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Why are all of the other mammals able to shit without wiping their asses, but our sphincters are a chocolate factory? Is this the price of sin?

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@ButtholeOutlaw

2 years

@astateofEmily @RadioShack That's why he's givin the rides away for free.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

I’ll find out in a few hours if my felony is dismissed. Think of me plz.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Hey you. Yea. You. Your dong is perfect.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

I had no idea there were so many small, angry men who can’t get laid out there.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

I have come to the conclusion that none of you actually WANT liberty. You just want to be right 😂

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@ButtholeOutlaw

2 years

@KevinWGlass All I do is walk outside, sun my butthole for 2 hours, and masturbate violently while drinking vodka. I looked like this in 3 months.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Y’all really out here celebrating Smullet going down for a victimless crime?

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3 years

Is 35 too old to change careers and become a professional wrestler?

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3 years

Can we stop fighting each other and go back to triggering liberals and conservatives?

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@ButtholeOutlaw

2 months

@Pokeahontassss @B6768023 Not many people “accept” working for 2.13 an hour 🤗

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

A woman will literally send her beaver to internet strangers before going to therapy.

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2 years

@zamaeraxo Y’all really hate us huh 😭

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3 years

@Kateecahh Applebottom Jeans Boots with the Furrrrrr

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3 years

Where are all these violent erections I was promised?!

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

If she doesn’t want to fuck you sober, why the fuck do you think she does when she’s drunk? “ShE WaNtEd It” Take your frat boy bullshit somewhere else.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

I didn’t shower after sex yesterday and when my kid asked me why I smell like dead fish I told him that’s the smell of his brothers and sisters dying slowly. He hasn’t asked any other questions today.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Yea sex is cool, but have you ever tried fixing what was broken before discarding it for something new?

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3 years

You ever get tired of being the person who has to take care of everything?

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3 years

I feel a spark of hope for the first time in awhile 😊 Please clap.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Yea I’m a SJW. Sexy Jiggly Woman

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3 years

I can’t wait to get mugged in Texas so I can reach under my sundress and pull The Judge outta my cooter. #Texas

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

I'm honestly appalled that so many of my Libertarian mutuals are turning against me for kink shaming an animal fucker. I might have to reconsider some things.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Look at me. I'm your turkey now.

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3 years

Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit which way the toilet paper goes?

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

2 months

@Bubblebathgirl @CollinRugg Lol imagine thinking Trump isn’t one of them.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

No more missing my kids grow up. No more eating out every night because I'm too exhausted from work to take care of my own family. Pushing me further out of society was the best thing that could have happened to me. PS. Go fuck yourself tyrants. I will not be governed. Love, M

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Does it ever bother you that no one will ever truly know you, and you are a prisoner inside your own mind?

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Wake the fuck up. Or we're next.

Luke Rudkowski

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3 years

My type of lady

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

PSA: They won’t care how funny of a shitposter you were when they come for your family.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

If I finger my butthole sometimes does that make me impure? 😔

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3 years

Is it normal to feel like your body is completely broken down at 35? Asking for me.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

2 years

@wyonaf Ummm…hurricanes are a weather event that have been recorded throughout history.

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@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Help me find my friends 😔

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

As soon as men realize their dick sounds bigger using cm rather than inches, the US will finally adopt the metric system.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Fun fact. The government is banking on you dying before retirement so they don't have to pay you the SS (since they spent it all on something else).

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

Face it. Being kind and doing the right thing doesn't get you shit in this world.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

2 years

Why am I like this? I saw my cousin's penis nailed to an oak tree in high school, so that might explain a lot.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

You know what the best way to protect your children from Twitter attacks is? DON'T SHARE YOUR KIDS ON TWITTER. Too many pervs on here.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

It’s the collapse. You get to take one Twitter mutual and disappear to survive in the wild. Who you picking?

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

1 like = 1 thing that will be allowed in my hippy gun commune

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

If you were my man, I’d greet you every day beaver first.

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

I might actually think you liked me if I didn’t see you post the same replies on every other female account in our friend circle 😃

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Shadow Skillet 🌒

@ButtholeOutlaw

3 years

This makes my blood boil. Please research before getting an animal. Dachshunds can live up to 25 years. They have health issues as they age. Mine is 17, incontinent, but otherwise 100% healthy. No. It’s not been fun with two toddlers and a dog in diapers, but he is family.

Cameron Ring

@cameronring0024

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She was 18. Her people, who were with her her whole life,dropped her at the shelter with just a leash They said they were tired of an older dog, and left, without even looking at her. When she was picked up by a volunteer at the shelter, this picture was taken