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@BurgerPilled
Hans
3 years
hasan: cant believe i only made 200k this month pokimane: you got 200k? my simps only paid me 30k knownothingtv: yall get paid?
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Hans
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me escaping the special ed wing of my school when one of the teachers left the door unlocked
@taylorlcleek
WAT Reel Slaylor๐Ÿ”ช๐ŸŽƒ
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I love the little wizard. I hope he finds what heโ€™s looking for.
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Hans
3 years
do i look like a man? *pans camera, looks like an obese Danny Trejo
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Hans
4 months
the plot twist is that she didn't mean the 2016 election
@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Hans
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Michael Jackson was the only Hollywood celeb who wasn't fucking children
@GigaBasedDad
Giga Based Dad
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This should be interesting. ๐Ÿฟ
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Hans
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Alex Jones was fined $1.5 billion for questioning the legitimacy of a shooting
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Hans
4 months
we used to beat people with hammers for saying shit like this in public
@mjarbo
Matt Jarbo
4 months
I wanna write a movie about a 13-year-old girl who gets pregnant because she's raped by her Stepdad, and because Abortion is a crime in her state...she has to travel a long distance to get help.....but Abortion Assassins are hot on her trail, and she has to survive the many
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Hans
2 months
if my mouse stops working because I didn't pay a subscription fee, I'm going to become a terrorist
@pcgamer
PC Gamer
3 months
Logitech's 'forever mouse' could mean peripherals go the way of coffee beans, TVs, and printer ink by pushing a subscription. Read more:
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Hans
4 months
level 1 cop vs level 20 crackhead
@InsaneRealitys
Insane Reality Leaks
4 months
Man just tanked that
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Hans
3 months
I get my news from a small cadre of schizophrenic internet racists who don't report news, but actively predict the news with almost perfect accuracy.
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Hans
3 months
My libtard neighbors took the biden/Harris sign out of their yard It's officially joever
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@BurgerPilled
Hans
3 years
*murder rate 17x higher than the national average* "well, i havent been murdered yet"
@goblinshoes
dug up by the coyotes
3 years
ppl will tell you how dangerous a city is but they themselves have never been harmed or know anyone who has
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Hans
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it's called the mandate of heaven and it's 1000% true you retard
@mrjeffu
Jeffrey J. Hall ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
Japanese conservative pundits with very large follower counts claimed that Trump heard Abe Shinzo's voice and moved out of the path of the bullet. They were sharing it like it was real news from the US. It originated from a joke/meme post written in English.
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Hans
3 months
"I gargled all that cum in the overflow room for nothing" harry sisson
@harryjsisson
Harry Sisson
3 months
My name is Harry Sisson, Iโ€™m 21 years old, and Iโ€™m FULLY supporting Vice President Kamala Harris in 2024. Whoโ€™s with me???
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Hans
4 months
he murdered his wife btw
@ThinkingAtheist
The Thinking Atheist
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Hans
4 months
$22.5 million per episode btw
@Nerdrotics
Nerdrotic
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This is Disney Star Wars BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #Acolyte
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4 months
individuals whom all appear to be teenagers could be here, he thought. I hate individuals whom all appear to be teenagers
@Breaking911
Breaking911
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WATCH: Police warn of "individuals, whom all appear to be teenagers," shooting people at random in San Antonio
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Hans
3 months
"white people don't have a culture...." than what is this
@OsakanOne
Osaka-7, Rabbit of Saturn, Handler of You
3 months
If this guys house is ever raided I love the mental image of the cops just slowly losing their minds and getting angrier and angrier
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Hans
3 months
your cyberpunk future, sir:
@TeslaEnthusist
Parker
3 months
I canโ€™t even open my fridge ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Hans
3 years
this was suppose to be an anti ron desantis ad but it just makes him look based and epic as fuck lmao complete backfire
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Hans
3 years
thats nothing. let me tell you about this time i opened a can of beans in a movie theatre full of african american youths
@BillowingSFM
๐ŸŽƒsteamingston.FREAK
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I FORGOT I HAD MY MIC ON IN A GAME OF APEX AND I OPENED COOKIE RUN KINGDOM AND IT WAS SO LOUD AND ONE OF MY TEAMMATES SAID "IS THIS MF PLAYING COOKIE RUN??"
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