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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Are they studying at practice?

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

*All K-12 schools in Iowa get closed for thirty days* Wartburg:

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Central would’ve scored more points if they didn’t even show up

Wartburg Athletics

@WartburgKnights

4 years

No. 1/2-ranked @wartburgwrestle picks up another win during the 2021 home opener, defeating Central to remain undefeated during A-R-C action with a 6-0 record. #GoKnights

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Let’s put it this way, next Saturday is the biggest game that has ever been played at Walston-Hoover Stadium. We need to treat it that way and pack that place. Better have a damn good excuse to not be there for this team. Roll Knights baby

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

I’m going to tell my kids this man turned down offers from Villanova, Gonzaga, Iowa, and Oregon to play at Wartburg

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

RECAP: Wartburg Homecoming 2019 featured a shit stomping of Nebraska Wesleyan, thousands of beers downed at Oktoberfest, the house party of the decade, an old fashion scuffle at Joe’s, and there are even reports of a stolen car #GoKnights

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Schedule release day?? Any time, any place.. Come and take it😴

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

Just a reminder: if you live off campus, do not park in your driveway or security will ticket you!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

It’s a beautiful morning in Wartburgland. The squirrels are out and about, Joe is fully stocked on bottom shelf tequila, the semester scaries are over, and good vibes are in the air. Welcome to May Term 2021!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Proud as hell of these guys. Wartburg Football is for real. What a season, thank you seniors. #d3fb

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

Tough scene after the king and queen coronation. Tyler Zumbach broke down into tears and had to be consoled by a group of cheerleaders and dance team members. If you see Tyler in the next few days, please give him a hug.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Per TMZ, Wartburg PG Jack Molstead is reportedly dating A-List actress Margot Robbie. Big news out of Waverly.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Can’t take the heat

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Breaking news: President Hurd has issued a Return to Campus order effective immediately. All students are required to return to campus in the next coming weeks to celebrate Kohlmann Keg and the beginning of May Term

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Tomorrow…😴 #BattleOfTheBurgs

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

What rhymes with orange? Go fuck yourself! @BarstoolCentral enjoy your homecoming and please, have a grape soda for us😂😂

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Monday ✅ My.Wartburg down ✅

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

The Wartburg Express would like to thank Coach Rick Willis for his service to Wartburg and for turning Wartburg Football into one of the best programs in the country. Respect to a legend 🙌

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

These SJU announcers might be the worst I have ever heard

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

DAGGER! SANTILLAN! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK IN WAVERLY! I LOVE THIS GOD DAMN TEAM

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Wartburg Express Football Fall Camp Standouts Antonio Santillan Nile McLaughlin Sam Niichel Tucker Kinney Big season ahead for the fellas.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

Lots of reports coming from Buzz Levick Arena of a possible drunk @LorasAthletics fan yelling at Wartburg cheerleaders with special needs. A true shame that yet again Loras’ athletics are overshadowed by their classless and vulgar acts.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

6 months

As best said, this was never a long shot. In Caitlin Clark We Trust 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Wartburg College

@WartburgCollege

6 months

Shout out to @IowaWBB for their message to our women's basketball team as they prepare for their Final Four game tomorrow! The Knights will play Smith College on Thursday, March 14, at 5 p.m. eastern time at the Capital Center Performance Arena in Columbus, Ohio. 🏀

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Coach Winter has to be one of the finalists for NATIONAL coach of the year right?? Missing the playoffs last year to one of the last four teams remaining. Unreal what he is doing here. #d3fb

Wartburg Athletics

@WartburgKnights

2 years

All-Region Awards 🏆 Owen Grover: Defensive Player of the Year (Region 5) Chris Winter: Coach of the Year (Region 5) 🧵

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

It’s not easy being the best school in the conference

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

The top priorities of our new President should be: 1. Lower tuition 2. Implement a second semester and May Term outfly 3. Connect the skywalk to Joe’s 4. Bring back the old chicken drummies

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Homecoming without football hurts the soul

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

I know spelling is probably optional at Loras, but how can you screw up this bad?

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Walking through the Joe’s dance floor after a round of tequila shots

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

The Wartburg Express would like to wish everyone a Happy Outfly! It only took us four weeks and several mental breakdowns, but we finally did it

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Congratulations to our good friend @TristanWirfs74 on his selection to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Fuck Joe, you’re welcome back to our bars anytime!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

9 months

North Central loses the National Championship on the dumbest two point conversion attempt in Division III history

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Ronald Reagan was the President of the United States the last time Luther beat Wartburg is wrestling #whatrivalry

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

I’m going to tell my kids about Joe Burke some day

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

BREAKING NEWS: Dylan Gotto has just tested positive for a receding hairline. Coach Holst says this will not affect the upcoming baseball season

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

9 months

Cheers to the best class in Wartburg history

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Mood after hearing the news that Joe’s is back open

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Under 24 hours until the regional championship. Student tickets are FREE with a Student ID! Clear your schedule for tomorrow, we’re getting rowdy at Walston-Hoover Stadium.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Today is a great day for P Col to lift the mask mandate

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

The Rebel Alliance is playoff bound

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

The “low participation numbers” excuse is bullshit. They just didn’t want to see Wartburg win a national title in every sport

NCAA Division III

@NCAADIII

4 years

Due to low participation numbers among member schools, NCAA Division III winter championships are canceled for the 2020-21 academic year:

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Ram Ranch is hot tonight

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

In honor of Lorass making the trip to Waverly tonight, it’s only right to remind you all of the absolute beat down that took place at Wartburg East last year.. Took both the conference championship and their lunch money. See you in Levick at 7😎

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

🚨 Wartburg Party Update 🚨 Tonight’s party will be located at the Baseball House (Pool house). In light of today’s historic decision to cancel the spring athletics season, any spring athlete affected by the decision is encouraged to wear their team uniform to the party.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

7 months

Scenario: it’s mid August, you’re itching for college football, and you’re shit pumping @BarstoolCentral 109-0 inside virtual Wally-Hoov. Life is good🙌 📸: @D1_Rejects

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

HE WAS NOT IN THE ENDZONE

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Just remembered that Wartburg makes us have class on Labor Day

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT BELT! @AugsburgAuggies

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

In addition to tonight’s ass whooping, tonight also marks the second consecutive meet where a Loras assistant coach tried to fight the student section 🤣

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

1 year

ZANE MULDER IS A NATIONAL FUCKING CHAMPION BABY!!!

NCAA Division III

@NCAADIII

1 year

🏆174 LB. CHAMPION🏆 Zane Mulder of @WartburgKnights is the winner by decision! #D3wrestle | #WhyD3

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

9 months

Red rover red rover send Grover on over (to make history)

Wartburg Athletics

@WartburgKnights

9 months

Your 2023 NCAA Division III Cliff Harris Award winner is Owen Grover! He is the first selection in program history.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

NotBarstoolUMU

@Barstool__UMU

2 years

Your next @WartburgFB Count your MF days…

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

9 months

Preston Rochford BALLGAME!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

I think we can all agree that we should never step foot in Joe’s before 11 p.m. ever again

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Petition to have beer sold at Walston-Hoover Stadium

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Great day to win a conference title! #fuckcoe

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

1 year

Beautiful shot of the MECCA of ARC Football (and tailgating). Where teams (and busch lites) go to die.

Alyssa Marti

@LysMarti

1 year

73 days until kickoff! @WartburgFB @IowaNatGuard

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Is eating in the Mensa considered an “event?”

The Hill

@thehill

4 years

CDC recommends no events of more than 50 people for next eight weeks

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Waking up to our alarm clock and not the marching band 😭

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

9 months

Our Father who art in his Knights Hallowed be thy name @CaptNile8

B2B ARC CHAMPS BURGSTOOL

@WartburgStool

9 months

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

The Wartburg Express stands in solidarity with all those who oppose hate, who oppose prejudice, and who oppose racism. Together we can all work together to make this college, state, and country a better place for all people. Go Knights!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

The Wartburg Express is looking into the possibility of a back-to-back Kohlmann Keg event for the next academic school year. Saturday would be Keg #1 and Sunday would be keg #2 . More details to follow...

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

9 months

Waverly is going to burn the fuck down next Saturday

Wartburg Athletics

@WartburgKnights

9 months

Schedule update!! 🚨 No. 3/3 Wartburg will HOST No. 1/1 North Central in a NCAA Playoff semifinal game on Saturday, Dec. 9. Kickoff is TBD. #d3fb

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

41-3 ass kicking!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Buena Vista soccer got hilariously embarrassed today 😂

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Watch out!!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

PARKER ROCHFORD! WALSTON-HOOVER IS FUCKING ROCKING

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

I wanted so badly to be offended but this literally doesn’t make any sense..

BarstoolCentral

@BarstoolCentral

2 years

This is the best thing Hoffman hall has ever given us.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Sunday night Smackdown tonight at Bikini Bottom starting at 9 p.m. Message Evan Haskins or Ethan Lape for tickets. @319Auri @adoree_alondra

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Speaking of jokes, have you seen your football program?

Barstool Coe

@BarstoolCoe

3 years

I know this is a joke…

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Wartburg has many great traditions…having class on MLK Day is not one of them.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Let’s be honest with ourselves, if the COVID numbers on campus haven’t risen after a month of maskless Joe’s activities, then lifting the mask mandate on campus one week out from graduation won’t raise them either

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Gavin Dooley just killed a man.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Talk to me after you win 26 more in a row

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

What in the world?

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

CARTER HENRY ARE YOU KIDDING?!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

This is definitely the announcer’s burner

Fake Jim Gagliardi

@Jim_Gagliardi

2 years

Wartburg’s best players today

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

8-0, and the starting defense has only given up 4 touchdowns in 8 games.. 5 shutouts as a team. You can’t convince me that there are 15 better teams in the country. What does this team have to do to move up?! @d3football

Wartburg Athletics

@WartburgKnights

2 years

Wartburg remains ranked No. 16 in the Top 25 poll for week nine.

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

7 months

Rumor is no one wants to play us at the Wally hoov. It’s hard to handle it these days we get it. It’s time to #ExperienceMore

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

Even Coe Alumni recognize how stupid @BarstoolCoe ’s tweet was yesterday 😂

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

Kate Stortz is the toughest cheerleader in school history

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

3 years

PSA: We need every single student to pack Levick tomorrow night to support our Men’s and Women’s basketball teams! #WhiteOut

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

I have a good feeling @wartburgwrestle will win a national title this year

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

1 year

You did a really good job of lifting our ego! Keep it up!

Simpson Bench Mob

@SimpsonBench

1 year

@CoachHayesWB @Elite_Form Simpson(Ego lifting) > wartburg

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

Party at

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

New drinking game: take a shot every time the announcer says Turbo

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

We don’t give a damn about the whole state of Wisconsin😈

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

The game could be played in Antarctica and I promise you it would still be a party on the Wartburg side..

B2B ARC CHAMPS BURGSTOOL

@WartburgStool

2 years

Whole Squad Ready! Let’s go Knights!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Kohlmann Keg is a proud Wartburg tradition and should go on no matter what the circumstances. We are hereby giving our endorsement for Kohlmann Keg 2020 to be held!

Ryley Helle

@ryley_helle

4 years

@BurgExpress any comments regarding the status of the events that annually occur at Kohlmann Park?

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

4 years

Our good friend Bill Hasken is down with the sickness!

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

May Term is not school. We’re partying hard in 2022

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Does Wartburg have the best college football team in Iowa?

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

2 years

Wartburg Security waking up on move out day

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

5 years

I smell fruit

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Wartburg Express

@BurgExpress

6 months

Never bet against winners. Wartburg is headed back to the Final Four!

Wartburg Athletics

@WartburgKnights

6 months

FINAL FOUR BOUND! 🔥🔥 No. 6/6 Wartburg 68, No. 9/19 Washington & Lee 58. Jaedon Murphy: 23 points & 8 rebounds Macy Harris: 17 points Sara Faber: 13 points #d3hoops