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3 years

@ExquisiteWill to be honest, i cried fake tears to relate with my friends then i went home and listened to the wanted 😭😭

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Me on Ellen: Ellen: So I heard you like Pokemon? Me: yeah, I love Pokemon A Charizard bursts through through the ceiling and lights everything on fire Me: Ellen you didn't 😍😭

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instead of an elaborate edit they could’ve just tweeted a picture of st george

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4 years

future colonization of mars fantasy reality

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I just want my younger siblings to know: Before they yeeted, I yolo'd. Before they hit the uwu, I did the XD. Before they dabbed, I risked it all for a plank. Know your roots. Know where you came from.

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4 years

if you were raised to think that “intimacy” and “sex” are synonyms you may be entitled to financial compensation

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3 years

big day on wordle for mormons

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5 years

“LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ haha who can remember it all...” ok LDS EQP sitting in a YSA ward council with the SSP and the RSP, your BoM in hand, loved your thought about 1 Ne 3:7, have fun listening to TABCATS on your home, you seem capable of a 5 letter acronym with a ‘+’

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6 years

I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home

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5 years

Parallel lines are lines that will never meet: ________________________________ me ________________________________ having a productive morning

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4 years

i’ll never understand why weed is a “gateway drug.” a gateway drug to what, taco bell??

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5 years

If gay Mormons effectively covenant to a life of celibacy, its only fair to demand that they get comfy brown robes, training in ancient stealth and fighting techniques, and lightsabers

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4 years

i cast my silly little blue vote in my deep red state. now i wait

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4 years

my orphaned pupil (11) in my school of witchcraft and wizardry asked me some simple questions about his parents and destiny but i let him figure it out himself over the next 7 years

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4 years

mormons be like “porn ruined my friend’s life” and it’s just everyone else’s weird reaction to them watching porn

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4 years

my heart aches for people with the cilantro-tastes-like-soap-for-some-reason gene

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6 years

|￣￣￣￣￣| | stop killing | | ducks | | to make | | duck tape | |＿＿＿＿___| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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Me on Ellen Ellen: so I heard you want better treatment of LGBTQ folk in Utah? Me: OMG Ellen you didn't 😭 Ellen: haha I actually didn't 😶 Me: Ellen: Me: Ellen: I literally don't have authority over public opinion in Utah but I know of 15 guys that do

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5 years

Oh so you're an English major? Name every word

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4 years

can we all just cancel utah? i know it won’t do anything i just want to see utah cancelled

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4 years

You're worried about defunding the police? They could simply fund their programs with a bake sale 💝

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4 years

In Utah you wear a white mask under your regular mask to protect you from the spiritual coronavirus

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4 years

mormons be like “making different life choices than i want u to is not a victimless crime”

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4 years

orchestra kids wake up and choose violins

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4 years

you know those people who care a lot more about “the family” as a theological concept and not about Their Family as in their Actual family

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5 years

Does Tan France's husband qualify as a real housewife of Salt Lake City

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5 years

Would you rather be choked with Robert Pattinson's bare hands or split in a half with Paul Rudd's bare hands

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4 years

Proud of my different-sex attracted friends and family for living their authentic lives. I may not ever understand the unique trial of different-sex attraction, or what their purpose in this life is. But I can pray for them and walk beside them on their journey 👫🤍💒

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4 years

the cashier said “would you like to round up to help kids go to college” and i said “i’m kids going to college”

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5 years

God is not homophobic. My relationship with Heavenly Father is valid even if I don't treat my sexuality like a disease My worth as a child of God is constant even if teachings about being gay change constantly Be remembered for showing people love, not for pushing them away

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6 years

Me teaching literally any of the commandments as a missionary: S o m e o f y a l l b o u t t o b e r e a l m a d a t m e. b u t i t m u s t b e s a i d

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4 years

yeah sex is good but have you ever just sat in your parked car doing nothing after a long day

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4 years

I wish I were a McDonald's ice cream machine so that I could break down whenever I wanted to and no one would question it

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5 years

high school was wild because the sex education was nonexistent but then you get english teachers pitting 15-year-olds in debates against each other about the ethics of prostitution

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