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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 months

Herb crusted rack of lamb over saffron risotto.

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

3 years

Y’all need to learn to start these posts with HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Geek Vibes Nation

@GeekVibesNation

3 years

The iconic voice of Darth Vader and Mufasa, James Earl Jones turns 91 today #HappyBirthdayJamesEarlJones

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6 years

I fully support this

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5 years

Never seen an ugly Eritrean woman in my life

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8 years

Chris: Of all the people why it gotta be Quavo? Karrueche: Because you need to learn to let migo..

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5 years

Unda di sea, unda di sea Ocean party with mi mermaid shawty, pass di seaweed

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@Tut_siee

5 years

Guys hear me out, Popcaan as sebastian the crab😌

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7 years

I love hearing a unified bumboclaat

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7 years

This man already in 2028

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Tom’s version of “Is you is or is you ain’t my baby” from Tom & Jerry

Genius

@Genius

5 years

what cover is undoubtedly better than the original version?

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@BruceWilliams__

7 years

When your girl isn't ready but she looks beautiful anyway

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

5 years

“As long as you live under my MOTHER FUCKIN ocean you’ll obey my MOTHER FUCKIN rules”

Brooklyn White-Grier

@brooklynrwhite

5 years

LISTEN

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Master Bruce

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5 years

Who would cure COVID-19 first? Meredith Grey or Dr House

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3 years

The scent of ganja being smoked publicly

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Everyone: We’re cancelling brother nature over some problematic tweets he made as a 13 year old internet troll! Me:

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

4 years

@aimsegg Brazilian cats

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

5 years

@TheGabster_ Ethics don’t get results

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

5 years

The New Fresh Prince After finding success, Will Smith buys his now deceased uncle Phil’s former belair Mansion. He, his wife and 3 kids live a perfect life until Will finds out he has a son back in Philly. Will moves his son to Belair hoping to avoid his father’s mistakes.

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@TokyoSilk2

5 years

Our favorite Prince is getting old y’all 🥺😭

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Nobody: Dolphins:

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Master Bruce

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3 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

3 years

People are complaining that it’s like we were waiting for Sha’Carri to lose. YES, yes we were. You can’t talk all that shit, shade our athletes and expect us not to laugh you to scorn for coming DEAD LAST!

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Koshens poured out his heart and soul in an effort to emotionally manipulate his ex on a public level and she hit him back with a “you’ll be iight”

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

3 years

Itachi Uchiha:

alté babe

@Kat_Upendi

3 years

Ending generational curses by ending the generation >>

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@BruceWilliams__

7 years

Drake: Wah gwan daawwwdie? Caribbean: We need help fixing up after the hurricane. Drake: Lo siento mi amigo. No puedo entender tu acento.

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Are you asking which one do I want first?

ZEUS 

@LordZ3us

5 years

Shenseea Or Nailah?

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

TrINi pEoPLe AcTUalLy tALk hOw tHis lOoKs

Not Kevin 📸

@cevancoore

6 years

You know seh if a Trini person got fed up with me and start shouting I'd honestly dead wid laughter

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Your ‘real Jamaican’ is clashing with your ‘oxtails’

MISS HONEY.

@tashawashaaa

6 years

As a real Jamaican.....I’ve never had oxtails with Mac n cheese. Doesn’t sound bad, just didn’t know that was a thing until Twitter. Lmao

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4 years

Full time mi start fuck fi tings ennuh

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Green is the universal bad bitch colour

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5 years

Whose dumbass friend is this?

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@BruceWilliams__

2 years

Go on Andrew Tate’s instagram and check your mutuals. Now tell me if you’re surprised.

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Sometimes I’m scared to walk home after dark because a woman might hold me down with her expression of thought

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@JaiiFrais

6 years

Woman beat man emotionally, spiritually, mentally EVERYDAY

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@BruceWilliams__

2 years

@photonsmight @JenSainty “Here are 5 websites they won’t want you to know about” now you know why.

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Glad to see he came off the stuff

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

So they didn’t point at each other?

FLOW Jamaica

@FLOWJamaica

6 years

But wait there’s more 😱 3 Spidermans and Venom 🕷 #UWICarnival19 @UWIMonaGuild

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@BruceWilliams__

4 years

“The Irwins send their regards”

PADI

@PADI

4 years

"I feel overwhelmed and incredibly lucky for witnessing this one-in-a-million predatory behavior from the front row." Wild moment captured by @jorge_c_hauser in Baja, Mexico.

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@BruceWilliams__

3 years

She gave you a map to the pussy and you’re on twitter looking for RTs… bring back war

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

I know she must LOVE going home and doing normal shit like this every once in a while

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4 months

@azirascrowley Bro was like

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@BruceWilliams__

8 years

Can't trust any girl named Natasha because Natasha spelt backwards is "Ah Satan"

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

@Daily_Express This is the only important part of the article

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

8 years

Word: Oxtail Singular form: Oxtail Plural form: Oxtail

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby chubby CHUBBY

Lia  ♈

@NotUrAvgSavage

6 years

Show ur age with a tweet Third World Cop

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@BruceWilliams__

3 years

Her need to answer every jeer is such an exploitable weakness

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@BruceWilliams__

3 years

Marion Moseby didn’t singlehanded defend the Tipton against Zack & Cody for this

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@justydustyy

3 years

Sikowitz vs Mr Mosby

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

4 years

@seismically You see the smile when she realized her coworkers had her back 😩

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@BruceWilliams__

4 years

The burden of lifting generational curses is a heavy one.

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

5 years

YOOOUUUUU don’t need money in a relationship to be happy but I wanna travel and do shit with my person

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Jamaica vs Trinidad again? You know Trinidad is shaped like a J right?

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Yzma was about to turn Kuzco into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then she was gonna put that flea in a box and then put that box inside of another box and mail that box to herself. And when it arrived? She was gonna SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

If I really like you I’m excited every time I kiss you

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@cessrouge

6 years

Do people still get excited when they get their first kiss from someone they really like?

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Mother arose to cornmeal porridge, French toast lightly drizzled with maple syrup/blackberry sauce and finally an eggs benedict. Happy Mother’s Day 💝

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

@talawahgal Yeah I noticed there’s a particular look to that ethnic region and I love it.

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Btw who remembers Michigan J Frog?

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4 years

WE GOING Where the money reside Where the money reside Where the money reside Where the money reside

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5 years

Saw this on FB and thought it was hilarious 😂😂😂

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

It just dawned on me Kartel released Lemonade for toxic niggas 😭

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

If JUTC nuh kill you Then taxi must

𝐓𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐧

@King_Scxtt

5 years

Ashes to ashes Bus to bus

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5 years

Up on the shore they work all day Down inna di grotto we pop di rosé

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

When I don’t get that heart sinking feeling from seeing them in public

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@BruceWilliams__

3 years

Musically he doesn’t miss

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

I’d rather take the L in silence than loud up an unfaithful partner. I can’t let people know how much of an eediat you were taking me for.

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

I loved how this was a movie starring Michael Jackson in the music video starring Michael Jackson and had Michael Jackson watching Michael Jackson's movie in Michael Jackson's music video

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@BruceWilliams__

3 months

Would this have happened without that video? We may never know.

Jamaica Observer

@JamaicaObserver

3 months

The Azan family is providing much-needed relief to the people of St Elizabeth whose lives and livelihoods were ravaged during the passage of Hurricane Beryl.

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Ain’t this the truth

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Nothing she says on a track can make me forget she doesn’t eat fruit

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@BruceWilliams__

3 years

Dry rice, even tears

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Why am I attracted to emotionally unavailable people? Am I an anime girl?

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Me: I want stew chicken & breadfruit American friend: Wtf is breadfruit Me: It’s a fruit from Jamaica Friend: So bread is a fruit in Jamaica? Me: No it grows on trees Friend: Bread grows on trees in Jamaica?! Me: No it’s a fruit call- Friend: Jamaica sounds weird

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Dancehall exclusively has Jamaican roots, not debatable. Other islands can appreciate dancehall because it falls under the larger umbrella of West Indian culture. So Rihanna doing a dancehall album isn't returning to her roots, it's her showing appreciation. That is all.

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@BruceWilliams__

4 years

@hosthetics “That’s guns too, they in disguise”

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Sebastian the crab is Jamaican. End of story.

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@BruceWilliams__

3 years

America hates when the rules apply to them and not just everyone else

Financial Times

@FinancialTimes

3 years

Breaking news: The White House is pushing for a meeting with the World Anti-Doping Agency to discuss loosening restrictions on the use of cannabis by athletes. Here's why 👇

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6 years

A your pussy?

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@BruceWilliams__

1 year

Give thanks 🙏🏾

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Trying to sleep, hours of the night, gun man in your home

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Women: I’ll be ready at 7 Women, not ready at 7:

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@BruceWilliams__

4 years

The architect understood the assignment

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Or more widely known as Jamaican men

kaesi ♥️🧧

@your_slimm2x

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Sco pu ta manaa

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

Pixar animation came a long way from Toys Story I mean do you see those wrinkles?

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Family is the best gift of all.

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7 years

Mood:

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@BruceWilliams__

7 years

Let’s hope you don’t have triplets then

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

I demand a remake of ‘My Date With The President’s Daughter’ starring Sasha Obama

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

You don't want a relationship you just want raw sex and company

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@BruceWilliams__

8 years

365 days 365 reasons to be grateful.

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

I can never stress how disingenuous it is when companies attempt to re-brand an already established character to pander to a certain demographic. Would it not be cooler to just make an original character who is also bi-sexual, it HAS been done before you know.

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5 years

Sony wants to introduce a bisexual Spider-Man with a boyfriend in an upcoming movie

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

6 years

I learned from high school that women wear weave not only for style but to protect their actual hair while it grows or some shit. So I never assume outright that because someone (especially a black woman) is wearing weave that it stems from self deprecation. That’s just ignorant.

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Master Bruce

@BruceWilliams__

9 years

Jamaican moms be like "look how yuh wet up di floor!!!" http://t.co/8dkvn0zmsz

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@BruceWilliams__

6 months

Starting a cooking tiktok so bless me with a follow.

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@BruceWilliams__

5 years

I didn’t think soap could get any cleaner but alas

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pls don’t play with my grandma, she got the soap in some slight drip 💧

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

Learning how to be happy by myself and share my happiness with who I’m dating instead of placing all of it on them. That way if they leave they don’t leave with my happiness.

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@BruceWilliams__

6 years

People who have good relationships with their siblings, how does it feel?

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@BruceWilliams__