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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

That makes both of us not being in the Premier League next year

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

9 months

AC Milan sold a player to the mags and 60 mil only for him to be suspended for a year and then knocked them out of Europe sksksksk

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

9 months

Everyone thinks they're posting the best worlds moments ever but they are missing the best

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 years

@CursedFootball Imagine we lost vs Germany and Southgate got asked what went wrong and he went "well we weren't racist enough"

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

10 months

@Ic3Evaa Guys got world class ball striking and the clutch gene, future GOAT

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2 months

@StivUTLR Either that or an absolutely incredible joke

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 years

@AdamSchefter I hope he recovers this sounds absolutely awful the man can't catch a break

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

11 days

Chris Rigg to Barry Bannan:

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

Idk who they are but Mayo are being COOKED rn

How many days since Mayo last won Sam?

@howlongmayo

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

9 months

@elitetakes_ I hate to see someone mentally defeated as a rookie, hopefully he can overcome this

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

Nazariy Rusyn left his family behind in a war zone to not get passed the ball here

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

Hold that you nerd

KËŽŹÅ

@KEZZAMAGS

1 year

Have they ever tweeted about 5under1and?

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

This is absolutely the funniest thing in football

Rhys Peachey

@RP2218

1 year

Be rude not to share it… 🎶 Mauled by the tigers 🎶 #hcafc

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 years

Pritchard since Reading

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

27 days

I hate tagging the club account like a 60 year old da but @SunderlandAFC have to say something about this, if not as a show of common sense but also to protect our players from ethnic minorities

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

Amad with possibly the most Sunderland play ever, scoring the winner and being sent off, one of us

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

11 months

This is sad and funny for many reasons but none funnier than there literally being a mackem playing for Borussia Dortmund right now

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

11 months

Newcastle fans have got their next banner sorted for Dortmund away in the Champions League… “Have you ever seen a Mackem in Dortmund?” 🤣 #NUFC #SAFC

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 years

@FootballlForAll @MailSport Stadion de Greggs make it happen

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

@nufcpb Some people act like he actually shot someone

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

EXCUSE ME??????????

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

ENERGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The Boro Breakdown Podcast

@Boro_Breakdown

1 year

Energyyyyyyyyy

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 years

Sheffield United, fuck me they are good

Gabriel Sutton

@GabSutton

2 years

“The most impressive opposition my #EFL team has faced IS __” 👏🏻

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

RE: The Gooch standing ovation, that should be the easiest team talk/motivational speech Beale could ever give, Gooch was never spectacular but he played hard and for the badge and got a standing ovation as an away player, that's what every Sunderland player should aspire to be

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 years

This bit is a ridiculous flex, singing a contributor in a league winning campaign and the second paragraph is absolutely fucking hilarious

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

2 years

👋 We are delighted to confirm the signing of France Under-21 international Isaac Lihadji! #BienvenuLihadji 🇫🇷

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

8 months

Hume and Clarke playing themselves out of a prem move 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

8 months

OK lads we have 48 hours to get in and get rid of all that shite ourselves

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

No one parks the bus like Magic Mike Motherfucking Dodds

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 years

@DAZNBoxing Your kids can't eat money too what's he on about

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

9 months

New chant for Will Still #SAFC : Will Still has led Reims to an 18-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues. Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

9 months

Future legend of the game, and a Real Madrid midfielder

Jude Bellingham

@BellinghamJude

3 years

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

@jb2fo8 Put Jack Clarke in MLS and defenders think they've seen god

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

Get behind this fella tomorrow, in a big way

Liam

@Safc1879_

7 months

Hopefully people don't go on daft tomorrow with Beale if we get beat. Blokes had a rough few weeks and I can't get behind hammering him #safc

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

21 days

In January 2022, Sunderland got Jay Matete and got promoted out of league one In January 2023, Plymouth got Jay Matete and got promoted out of league one In January 2024, Oxford got Jay Matete and got promoted out of league one In August 2024, Bolton got Jay Matete...

Bolton Wanderers

@OfficialBWFC

21 days

Welcome to Wanderers, Jay Matete! 🙌 #bwfc

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

You lot laughed at me

Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

All this talk about needing an Amad replacement when we got him at home

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

13 days

Go well, gentlemen

James.

@afcjxmes

13 days

The Premier League starts today. Who are you investing your stocks in?

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

Love this stupid league

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

@jb2fo8 Goalkeeper shit is easy

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

10 months

OK Abdoullah Ba might become the best player in world football now

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

10 months

🚨 The Wenger offside law being introduced in 2024-25 is a possibility. The law: It the attacker’s entire body completely overtakes the last defender; it’s offside. But, if a small part of the attacker’s body is ‘offside’, it WON’T be considered offside anymore. @marca 🚩

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

16 days

Being a Ba fan is watching him do the most amazing bit of skill you'll ever see followed by the absolute worst decision you'll ever see

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

Having a man lying down behind the wall and the ball still nestling in that bottom corner is poetic

A LOVE SUPREME

@ALS_Fanzine

7 months

🇫🇷 PIERREEEEE! #SAFC

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 months

The last 3 teams to sign Jay Matete in January have went up from league one

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

4 years

@SSJNeB Man said

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 years

More Ross Stewart recovering time

James Copley

@JamesCopley_

2 years

Ominous sign when all of the TV presenters are wearing black suits and ties. Obviously unimportant in the grand scheme of things but we could see football fixtures cancelled this weekend.

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

Aye the top scorer in the division would be a good addition, thanks Don

Sunderland AFC News

@ChronicleSAFC

5 months

Blackburn's Sammie Szmodics 'a good addition' for Sunderland if they change recruitment strategy, says EFL man.

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

Don't want to go over the top here but the Academy of Light might be the greatest footballing institution ever created

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@shanehagan24

5 months

Tom Watson - Jack Clarke Regan #SAFC

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

11 days

Remember last season when Hemir played a load in preseason because we didn't have much else, played ok against Ipswich and then was dropped like a stone afterwards, fast forward to Mayenda doing the same this season and Le Bris did this novel thing called, show faith in him

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

8 months

The best and most important stat from today: Sunderland have won every game Ding Hongjin has attended

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

We're taking 6k away at Preston, Poyal Pamily

CNN

@CNN

1 year

Over 2,200 people are set to attend the coronation of King Charles III

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 years

@TruthTimeYall @RuelSotiriou He scored a goal in professional football and shithoused the away fans, that's alpha energy if I've ever seen it

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

Bolton moment.

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

11 days

Le Bris did not move from the sideline once, he is built different wow

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 month

@GMSAFC_1989_ Friez and burgz dominating the world is absolutely something I want to see anyway

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

25 days

@Ic3Evaa Still remember him in soccer aid telling his teammates telling him to pass the ball to his feet and one of them just went "you're the fastest man in the world, we're putting it over the top"

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

Not having this whole "ooo the clubs dying" "oooo we're doomed" fucking grow up man, we've seen exactly them things happen, now we're just a bit mid for a season, fucking wet wipes

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

8 months

Wear-Tyne milk just dropped

ObtainerOfRareAntiquities

@ObtainerOf

8 months

2024 Milk is OUT

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

9 months

Like how he throws his gloves down like an ice hockey player

Peter Boxtop

@Holy_Binnerty

9 months

Haha @brunoog97 change ye bills mate 👍🏻

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

A genuine fever dream of a Sunderland career, as much as he doesn't solve any of our problems really, I miss him bad

Roker Report

@RokerReport

6 months

Happy 21st Birthday, @edouard_michut ! #SAFC | #HawayTheLads

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

@CantEverDie @Boogie2988 NBA 2K

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 years

Queen Lizzie just gave us 2 more weeks for Rosscoe to recover,she's a mackem

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

Norwich away after the season was buried because by far the best player on the team was injured you say?

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

SEMEDOOOOOOOOOO BALLARD AT THE BACK STEWART IN ATTACK SUNLUNS GONNA WIN THE LEEEEEAAAAAAGUE

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

20 year old winger who failed to make it at Tottenham???? Shit

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

@F_Edits Can't be a miracle qualifier either, give it to like Mexico or Switzerland and let's see

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

1 year

It's your time

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

4 months

Retire the number 16, I've seen enough

United Zone

@ManUnitedZone_

4 months

Amad Diallo: " I scored for Sunderland too." #MUFC

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

Getting twatted at Bolton works wonders for you honestly

Edward Walker

@edward_w97

5 months

Oxford lost 5-0 at Bolton a month ago. 13/15 points since with 16 scored. Only goal conceded was the 1-1 at Shrewsbury. 2-0 at Port Vale, 4-0 v Fleetwood Town, 4-0 at Burton Albion, and now 5-0 v Peterborough United. Because football.

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

Red and white chevrons during the month where our kit manufacturers are announced?

Frankie Francis

@Frankie____

5 months

Anyone notice these yesterday? Or know what it’s all about? Be great if they were everywhere #SAFC

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

Dodds coming in before an unwinnable set of fixtures I hear you say?

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

4 months

It's so clear how Jewison Bennette was holding this all together

Gareth Barker

@GarethBarkerWMS

4 months

It’s so clear how Mowbray, and Neil before him, were holding this all together #safc

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 months

I have to see a Jewi-Hemir-Ba front 3 in my lifetime man

Greatest Football Limbs

@GreatestLimbs

3 months

Sunderland limbs at Watford 2022. Scenes 💥 #SAFC

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

8 months

We just got pumped 4-0 at home to Boro

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 years

Last French midfielder to get sent off in his u23s debut, Yann M'Vila, all isn't lost

SAFC Academy

@AcademyOfLight

2 years

72' Red card. It's two yellows in quick succession for Edouard Michut. First he is penalised for stopping a counter-attack, and then he is shown a second for a foul on Gibson on the edge of the area. [1-0] #SAFC | #PL2

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

8 months

Mowbray talking about Hemir

Stephen A Smith

@stephenasmith

8 months

Today is the day I finally speak my mind about that no good fat bastard. You know who I’m talking about. Recording now. You will want to see this.

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

4 months

If someone said to you at the start of the summer window that Ross Stewart and Yann M'Vila were playing in a playoff semi-final you'd think all your dreams have come true

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

3 months

He'll never get the respect he deserves

Luke O'Nien

@LukeONien

3 months

A fortnight ago, i had the proudest and most unforgettable moment of being able to take my kids out of the tunnel at the last game of the season. As I reflect on another completed season, I have a range of emotions. I am proud to have worn the red and white each and every time

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

@905Kar I love UTree but it'd genuinely unfair to compare any sports youtuber to Jon Bois, no one has ever or will ever do it like him

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

ITS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

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@RegistaCall

6 months

It's ovah 🕊

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 months

Who's gonna attach random WWE clips to anything and everything now?

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

At the stack quiz

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

9 months

@dirtbagqueer We've found him, the Taysom Hill regen

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

Went from missing Josh Scowen to thinking Patrick Roberts isn't up to scratch in 2 years, praise be

Bd@irB@ll

@Bd_irB_ll

7 months

You hire the right sporting director and the entire world changes for you as a fan in like 1-2 seasons

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

Ekwah is such a good player, I wish he would actually play like it

Peter 🔴⚪️

@SAFCWest

6 months

O'Nien powers home the header from Ekwah's free kick. We can score from a set piece, who knew. #SAFC

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

2 years

The greatest Sunderland fact ever: Callum McFadzean has the same amount of goals for Sunderland as Danny Graham

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

Desperately need a Sunderland one of this, just to see it

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

6 months

🚨🇩🇪 Madness in Bundesliga! After Darmstadt's 6-0 loss to Augsburg at home, an ultra went on the pitch and started screaming at the squad. 🤬 Darmstadt are currently rock bottom of the Bundesliga, they will play Leipzig & Bayern next .

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

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Sunderland left backs since Oviedo left: De Bock, shit Hume, shit John, never played McFadzean, McFadzean Vokins, an actual heart condition Cirkin, injury prone Huggins, extremely injury prone Alese, injury prone Hjelde, injured

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

Me tryna break down Bealeball to some random lass

clay ౨ৎ

@tslondonboy

7 months

She has no idea what's going on I'm crying 😭😭

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

Ekwah today:

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

29 days

Calling Ross Stewart a first team ready striker upon arrival is absolutely hilarious

Andy Dawson

@profanityswan

29 days

THREE AND A HALF YEARS to the day since Sunderland last bought a first team-ready striker. 1,277 days. We were still in full pandemic lockdown. Totally normal.

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

7 months

Luis Hemir Silva Semedo yesterday

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

5 months

Sunderland have never conceded with Pembele on the pitch

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Brown Slices

@BrownSlices

6 months

Glad QPR are finally coming out of the gutter, they've been through enough

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

6 months

Since Marti Cifuentes took over at QPR: 👉 10th most points won in the Championship 👉 Only Leeds and West Brom have conceded fewer goals The Marti party is in full flow! 🍾🇪🇸