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8 years

Sorry, but I don't respect Trump's kids. #debate

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6 years

Nobody knows the name of your character in Jurassic World.

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6 years

So snakes are mostly neck.

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4 years

A fly having a Twitter account? Ridiculous.

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4 years

St. Patrick? Not a fan.

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5 years

I’ve been social distancing for years now.

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8 years

If you believe a groundhog can predict the weather, I'd like to introduce you to a meerkat with some great stock picks.

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5 years

Hey. It happens.

Eyewitness News

@ABC7NY

5 years

Bronx Zoo says venomous snake is missing from exhibit

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6 years

8 years? Boy have we wasted a lot of time together. Thanks for following after all this time. :)= #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@BronxZoosCobra

7 years

I'm interested in forming a zoo security unit with the zookeepers so that zoo escapes can be prevented.

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@BronxZoosCobra

8 years

''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. It was delicious.

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4 years

You guys did what I couldn’t. Well played.

Bronx Zoo's Cobra

@BronxZoosCobra

9 years

This Donald Trump thing is getting ridiculous. Let me out for an hour and I'll handle this.

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7 years

So cold I’m turning my heated rock up to “grill” setting.

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@BronxZoosCobra

8 years

Sorry St. Patrick, not a fan.

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6 years

I’d vote for the people against putting kids in cages. But that’s just me. Someone in a cage.

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7 years

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 7 years! And you’re still following? We’ve really got nothing better to do, do we?

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8 years

Left Shark screws up once and no animals in halftime shows since. Sad. #PepsiHalftime #SuperBowl

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6 years

Fine. I’ll host the Oscars.

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Bronx Zoo's Cobra

@BronxZoosCobra

6 years

Um...I’m single too.

CNN

@CNN

6 years

Romeo, the world's loneliest frog, has been alone and single for the last 10 years. But now, he may have finally found a Juliet that can save his species. They'll be set up on a blind date this Valentine's Day.

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Bronx Zoo's Cobra

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4 years

What’s all the honking outside?

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3 years

Respect.

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9 years

This Donald Trump thing is getting ridiculous. Let me out for an hour and I'll handle this.

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7 years

Dressing up as Indiana Jones for Halloween this year.

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7 years

Way to go! I’d high five you but...you know.

CNN

@CNN

8 years

The giant panda is no longer an endangered species

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6 years

Did one of those 23andT DNA tests and I’m 14% T-Rex.

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14 years

If you see a bag of peanuts inexplicably moving along the ground at Yankee Stadium today. Just ignore it. It's probably nothing.

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5 years

Hey, @SamuelLJackson . You cool with putting me on this plane?

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8 years

My chocolate covered bunny had no bunny in it?!?!

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7 years

The gorillas have a pool?!? WTF?!?

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8 years

Don't take your freedoms for granted.

Bronx Zoo's Cobra

@BronxZoosCobra

14 years

"Give me your tired, your poor/Your coiled masses yearning to breathe free" Powerful words at the Statue of Liberty. #snakeonthetown

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@BronxZoosCobra

7 years

I have Twitter.

Ricky Gervais

@rickygervais

7 years

I use my voice for animals because they don't have one. Except parrots, obviously. And that snake in The Bible. Have a great day.

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6 years

The new Ocean’s 5 movie sounds pretty good.

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

6 years

Two lions, two tigers and a jaguar escape from a German zoo, with public warned to stay indoors, police say

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14 years

Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.

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8 years

I love watching the #PuppyBowl . I'm such a foodie.

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8 years

Is this a Valentine or a threat?

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6 years

Some mammals are full of love. Embrace them.

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@BronxZoosCobra

8 years

Send me a postcard!

National Zoo

@NationalZoo

8 years

A female bobcat has escaped. Bobcats are not known to be aggressive to humans. Sighting call 202.633.7362

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14 years

Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!

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7 years

The gorillas are acting like they’re some kind of big deal all of sudden.

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6 years

My Uber is here.

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6 years

Yes. I will play the new Superman.

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6 years

Well...good for them...I guess.

The Associated Press

@AP

6 years

Nabisco's animal crackers to break out of their cages in new box design after pressure from PETA.

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6 years

Caught. You mean the raccoon is caught. Perspective, people.

NPR

@NPR

6 years

The raccoon is safe. We repeat: The raccoon is safe.

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@BronxZoosCobra

8 years

I'm a lot like Donald Trump's taxes, never going to be released.

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14 years

"Indiana Jones, why did it have to be Indiana Jones?"

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7 years

I️ still have the 140 character limit. It’s because I’m a snake isn’t it, @Twitter ? Typical. *shaking my hood*

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@BronxZoosCobra

8 years

He just wants to make America great again.

Tampa Bay Times

@TB_Times

8 years

#BREAKING : Orangutan loose at @BuschGardens . Park evacuated.

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14 years

Dear @CharlieSheen , know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.

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6 years

All of my exes are snakes.

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@BronxZoosCobra

6 years

When it escapes does each head get its own twitter or do they share one?

Slate

@Slate

6 years

Extremely rare two-headed snake found in Virginia:

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Bronx Zoo's Cobra

@BronxZoosCobra

7 years

Keep mooooving!

New York Daily News

@NYDailyNews

7 years

Baby cow running wild in Prospect Park after escaping slaughterhouse

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Bronx Zoo's Cobra

@BronxZoosCobra

8 years

Um, do you mean "venomous"? I don't want to call you "fake news." ;)=

CNN

@CNN

8 years

A deadly cobra is on the loose in central Florida. The 2-foot-long snake is extremely poisonous.

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7 years

I too was asked to host the Tonys but had to decline due to being sealed in my enclosure. #TonyAwards2017

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@BronxZoosCobra

7 years

I know some elephants. They’re good people. #BeKindToElephants

Ellen DeGeneres

@EllenDeGeneres

7 years

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants , and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

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14 years

Getting my morning coffee at the Mudtruck. Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning coffee. Seriously, don't. I'm venomous.

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4 years

Snakes come from eggs. Just a heads up for today.

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2 years

I don’t have $8. Where would I keep it?

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6 years

Remember that MOM upside down is WOW thanks for not devouring your young. Happy Mother’s Day!

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4 years

I am not a cat either.

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6 years

Today is a great day to remind you not to eat your young. Thanks, Dad. #happyfathersday

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6 years

Could have just called me.

BuzzFeed News

@BuzzFeedNews

6 years

This rat is so fat it got stuck in a sewer grate and had to be rescued 🐀

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Bronx Zoo's Cobra

@BronxZoosCobra

14 years

Got a bagel at H & H Bagels on upper west side. When I ordered I said, "I'll have the snakes on a PLAIN." He did not laugh. Tough crowd.

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Bronx Zoo's Cobra

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7 years

Whoa, guys. Get a habitat already.

Cincinnati Zoo

@CincinnatiZoo

7 years

Fiona thinks you’re cute too, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts! Your DNA will decide if you’re the one for our little diva. Any potential mate would have to be ok w/ taking a back seat. Are you ok w/paparazzi? Most importantly, are you willing to relocate to Cincinnati?

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6 years

Vote. Not all politicians are snakes.

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8 years

Twitter just "happens" to go down on #ReptileAwarenessDay ?! Looks like the multinational corporations of Big Mammal are at it again.

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@BronxZoosCobra

7 years

Vive la liberté!

BuzzFeed

@BuzzFeed

7 years

52 baboons escaped in a Paris zoo and everyone had to evacuate

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@BronxZoosCobra

8 years

Does Matt Damon still have that zoo? #Oscars

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14 years

This tweet is in parseltongue: Tehy are wtahcnig me colsey so I hvae to sepak in cdoe. If yuore raednig tihs sned cpuackes and bgales.

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9 years

The doves have been crying all day.

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6 years

This #SquirrelAppreciationDay hashtag doesn’t have any recipes?! Weird.

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7 years

Hollow chocolate Easter bunnies are the worst. #wherestheactualbunny

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6 years

Who are you wearing?

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@Alyssa_Milano

6 years

😬

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6 years

Looks delicious. Also, an egg roll.

WhatIsNewYork

@whatisny

6 years

Doesn’t look like this squirrels first egg roll #whatisnewyork

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6 years

Our time is now, snakes!

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

6 years

"Don’t kiss or snuggle hedgehogs" because of salmonella risk, CDC warns

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5 years

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that went out for a pack of rodents and came right back.

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6 years

Did Bill Murray see his shadow? Is that how this works?

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10 years

We didn't always get along, but get well soon, Indy. http://t.co/rfFH3w0VZ8

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7 years

Can anyone recommend a good dating asp?

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7 years

I prefer @Pringles . Roomier cans.

HuffPost Weird News

@HuffPostWeird

7 years

LA man smuggled King Cobra inside potato chip can, police say

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6 years

. @SamuelLJackson is on a plane

The Academy

@TheAcademy

6 years

Share the plot of your favorite movie in five words.

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5 years

That’s just my neighbor Mr. Wilson.

ActionNewsJax

@ActionNewsJax

5 years

PHOTOS: Alligator seen climbing fence at Naval Air Station Jacksonville

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7 years

Sorry, St. Patrick. Not a fan. #StPatricksDay2018

Will the real St. Patrick please stand up?

St. Patrick’s Day. Yep, St. Patrick’s Day. You know I have an opinion on this. Where do I even begin with this ridiculous holiday with all…

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7 years

Still upset Anaconda was snubbed by the #Oscars .

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4 years

“Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?”

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9 years

Just a quick poll. Who'd vote for me over Donald Trump?

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14 years

On top of the Empire State Building! All the people look like little mice down there. Delicious little mice. #snakeonthetown

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6 years

It’s #WorldSnakeDay so that could explain a lot.

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14 years

Thinking about seeing "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying." That Daniel Radcliffe really speaks to me. #snakeonthetown

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7 years

Thanks for everyone telling me about the #KittenBowl ! How did I not know about this when I’m such a foodie?!?

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6 years

You guys seen that big cow?

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9 years

Oh, the weather outside is frightful But my heated rock's delightful And since I've no place to go...ever Let it snow.

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9 years

Dear @Hersheys my chocolate bunny was hollow. There was no actual bunny inside! Rip-off!

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6 years

Thanks, scientists, but how about we work on an iPhone cord that lasts more than a year.

CNET

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Scientists built a terrifying robot snake that can climb ladders

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14 years

I do speak Parseltongue, but with a thick Bronx accent.

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8 years

I'm sorry, @TIME , but that sounds ridiculous.

TIME

@TIME

8 years

There's a giant snake loose in Maine and he has his own Twitter account

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8 years

Happy Father's Day to all the dads that didn't eat their young. You're one of the good ones.

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6 years

Where are the other 29 snakes from the variety pack?

Professor Bison Sexhorn

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6 years

Hey Siri. Show me the opposite of a cat.

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6 years

Happy New Year 2014! I think that’s the one I’m sticking to.

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4 years

Commuters.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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4 years

I have a few questions...

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4 years

Chocolate covered rodents is really an untapped market.

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5 years

Steve.

New York Post

@nypost

5 years

Who should play Penguin in 'The Batman' now that Jonah Hill is out?

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