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๐™’๐™ค๐™ง๐™ก๐™™'๐™จ ๐™Š๐™ ๐™–๐™ฎ๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐˜ฟ๐™–๐™™ ๐™’๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ง 2019! Humbling Reality Spider-Man has arrived! Thwipping with @TheSpiderSquad . #AcrossTheSpiderVerse

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@BrokeOldSpidey
Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
1 year
"Bad things are gonna happen. That makes us who we are. But good things are always gonna happen, too!" ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ- Peter B. Parker of Earth-616B ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ- Terrible teacher ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ- Passable Spider-Public Relations Manager ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ- Devoted dad ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ- The Amazing Spider-Man
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@BrokeOldSpidey
Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
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Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
10 months
Lyla? Please upload this to my vault storage, thanks.
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Peter B. Parker
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Oh Miggy's CRASHING crashing, huh. Welp, Pete's gonna wrap an arm around him and a leg for good measure. Let him rest his head on his boyfriend. "Aye aye, boss." "Night, sweetie."
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
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"Mmmh, maybe. A little bit." It was a long day. Miguel's eyes want to shut and all he can focus on is wrapping his arms around Peter's waist. "'Tinky Winky'. I think there's just no winning here." He places kiss to the side of Parker's cheek. "C'mon. Bed."
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"Well the good news is that I'm cheered up!" "The bad news is I think @2099Problems has headed over the stress threshold." "Migs. Miguel. Mr. O'Hara. Miguel O'Vania we got ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™œ๐™ค--"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"Don't watch the ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ." "Watch the ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด."
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Peter B. Parker
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9 months
"Alexa, play 'Closer to Fine,' Indigo Girls--"
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Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
9 months
[HQ YEARBOOK PHOTO SUBMISSIONS] Please comment below with the fourth recent photo of yourself on your camera roll. This photo will become your profile photo in the HQ Yearbook. In good faith, I will include mine here. .............Aw, shock.
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Peter B. Parker
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"Okay, listen. Thank you, everyone, for welcoming me back here. I'm blessed. I'm humbled. It's amazing, seeing this place so alive." "But right now I got a sick boyfriend and I think he wants me to get some menthol ready." You can't see MJ's hands in the shot. "Night, folks!"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
1 year
Miguel's lips hit Peter's and the world ended right there.
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Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
1 year
''A day spent away from HQ at the Parker-Watson household? Sure, but he was still working! It wasn't anything special. Until Mary Jane and Peter made it special. This was a lot. It was everything.' Read:
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Peter B. Parker
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"...I forgive you, you know it, and you're unsuspended because if you put me in charge of HQ on Sunday when Mayday has her picnic planned I'm gonna kill you." And make it look like an SL. "We're BOTH taking a day off and going to the fancy future park, entendรฉs?"
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
6 months
FINE. I'm suspended.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
๐Ÿ˜‹
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"If I had a nickel for every time Miles put hands on an experienced Spider-Man and dropped him off of something I'd have two nickels." "Which isn't a lot." "But I'm very very proud."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Okay. Show's over." "...I'm going home."
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
11 months
HQ is a mess. Communication devices are down. @ShouldBeSoLoki has made himself real comfortable in my office. Everyone needs to get BACK. TO. WORK. Before I start throwing people out windows you're not going to be able to 'thwip' yourself to safety from. Get to it. Now.
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Peter B. Parker
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"Mayday produces her own ammo! She's my lil' gadgeteer!" "And, you know what, one of Kingpin's mercs really annoyed me one time so I threw the diaper in his face and he literally threw his gun down and went home." "I call that a win!"
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Peter B. Parker
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11 months
"Alright." "Bedtime."
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Peter B. Parker
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"I can always tell when he's just KINDA BARELY smiling but also trying to look serious and fierce and professional in front of the newbies." "Like that's smiling against his will." "But it's there!"
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
10 months
'๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ' ............Suspended.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
๐Ÿ˜ณ
@jestingheart
๐”๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐Ÿ‰
@jestingheart
10 months
Fuck it, itโ€™s getting posted here [ #spiderdads ]
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
// pete already had his birthday but it's now officially mine :)
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Peter B. Parker
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@BESTAssistantAI
Miguel's AI Lylaโœจ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
@BESTAssistantAI
10 months
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"My actual face when I get told that I did a great job and I get a gold star from @2099Problems ." "That's ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฃ." "Why are you so good at this?!"
@TEAL_DR0P
Dante | The Gremlin
@TEAL_DR0P
10 months
oh? alrighty then :3๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
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"When I go over the quip quota per day and Miggy decides he can't stands no more." "My Spidey-sense is ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ--"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
8 months
"Superhero pose."
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@simpformiguel
cloud ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฉต (rt pinned)
@simpformiguel
8 months
miles calls peter b the janky, old, broke hobo spiderman and thats literally what we love about peter b ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"... didn't think he noticed."
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
11 months
Mmh. You know, at one of my worst moments at HQ, I scared Parker with how I acted? I think I might...sometimes be beyond him. In the worst ways.
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Peter B. Parker
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9 months
"...and so uh Miguel just called me Gabri's brother in law." "C-cool."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Implying that the whole smoking Incident wasn't 'cause I usually have ANOTHER way to get pumped full of poison." "And now I don't get it." "Bleh."
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@sapphider
แด˜แด‡แด›ส€แด€ แด˜แด€ส€แด‹แด‡ส€ ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
@sapphider
11 months
My crush on Miguel O'Hara is a form of self-harm. There is no way to honestly love a man that toxic. Yet still, I'd so be willing to try ๐Ÿ˜ป
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Peter B. Parker
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10 months
"ALWAYS WATCHING, Wazowski--"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Alright, Miggy seems calmer, one more stop before work. Bad habit. I know. I'll re-quit when everything gets a little less--" "Yeah." "Spider-Tsum had a Canon Event that he doesn't wanna talk about and he had a lighter." "Spider-Man Team Up!"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"It's either no hugging or ALL THE HUGGING IN ONE VERY QUICK MOMENT--"
@MysteryVixen1
Mystery-Vixen
@MysteryVixen1
10 months
Okay, back to Uni homeworkโ€” #spiderdads
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
"I already know what happens when he bites me!" "I go to my happy place and it helps with his TMJ." "I just dunno how it works with the others--"
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@purplespacevoid
azira Lucian
@purplespacevoid
9 months
Why don't you have Miguel bite you and find out
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
Patpats.
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Peter B. Parker
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10 months
"It won't last that long." Grabs popcorn anyways--
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@sharkboo_i
ใ‚ฐใƒช
@sharkboo_i
10 months
@2099Problems Bet you two are gonna start fighting now ๐Ÿ‘€
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Peter B. Parker
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11 months
"I think that you're amazing. I think it's an honor to share this mask with you. This name." "And I think that without you, even if you can be a dick, my life would just be worse. I love you." "The REAL Miguel Appreciation Day happens when you get back."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Okay." "Sleep: Take Two!"
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11 months
"He recharges from it." ( @2099Problems )
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Peter B. Parker
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9 months
"What did Miggy mean by this?" ๐Ÿค”
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@2099Problems
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Peter B. Parker
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@LegoSpideyUncle
๐•ƒ๐•–๐•˜๐•  ๐•Š๐•ก๐•š๐••๐•–๐•ฃ-๐•„๐•’๐•Ÿ
@LegoSpideyUncle
10 months
Aw man. What about me?
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
6 months
"Got it! All's good!"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
6 months
"Class X Multiversal Threat breach." "Lemme just grab my Christmas sweater real quick!"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"...Miggy." "Miguelito. @2099Problems . Sweetie. Honey. Bestie. El Jefe. My hero. My main man." "Can we--"
@WholesomeMeme
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@WholesomeMeme
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
In this picture, me: about to strike out on my own, live my best life, join the Resistance, take down the oppressive regime and the corrupt leader of the Spider Society! The corrupt leader of the Spider Society:
@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
11 months
My toxic trait: โ€ข Can't help but look back while storming off in a dramatic rage just to make sure Parker's still watching me go.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"For the record, this is the shiny Charizard of Miguel smiles." "I only ever made it happen once." "But it was a ๐™œ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ once."
@caiabresebun
leela ๐ŸŒฑ
@caiabresebun
11 months
๐Ÿซก #AcrossTheSpiderVerse
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11 months
" @2099Problems has got eyes like sunsets." "I mean. Uh." "Yeah, they are red?"
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@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Uh-huh. Yeah. No. You don't have any weird merch whatsoever." "What scent do you want?"
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
11 months
Parker has the weirdest merch. I mean, I have SO many questions and the glasses aren't even one of them.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—œ ๐—”๐—บ ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ (A Document By Peter B Parker) - To celebrate (somehow) 3000 followers! - Mentions @SpidersTherapy , @2099Problems , @AGingerJackpot - And a lot of other people, actually
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Spider-Man thinks I'm cool. Everyone go home."
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@SpiderMural
Miles Morales
@SpiderMural
11 months
BRO. โ€œBeing brave is being scared but doing it anyway.โ€ - @BrokeOldSpidey
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
1 year
@mel_kusanagi ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘€
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
Oh, what-- ... "MIGUEL ISAAC O'HARA ๐˜›๐˜ˆ๐˜’๐˜Œ ๐˜›๐˜๐˜ˆ๐˜› ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜ž๐˜•!!" That's a WHOLE-SOCIETY BROADCAST?!
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
10 months
Well. This absolutely explains the book I found in @BrokeOldSpidey 's desk while I was looking for more staples this morning.
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Peter B. Parker
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8 months
"The Death Stare of Love. Third one down. I know that one REAL well." "...it took me like two years to figure out this guy had a crush on me and I dunno if that says more about him or me?" ( @2099Problems )
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Peter B. Parker
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11 months
"HQ's ELITE STRIKE FORCE! Now we don't have 'important Spiders' at HQ, everybody's important, but this photo is for the best of the best!" "...note how I'm not on it." "Mayday threw up down my shirt and it would have ruined the vibe."
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7 months
"I can see you liking my pep-talk and my Christmas album."
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Peter B. Parker
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9 months
"As it turns out @2099Problems actually DID spend most of yesterday carrying me around." "I have to admire the commitment to the bit." "And his shoulders." Pete admires those a lot--
@RobinJrobbing
Robinโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
@RobinJrobbing
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them just chillin #spiderdads
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"Alright, I think this kinda sums things up? I may have gotten some things wrong with what people think of ME, obviously also everyone's got variants, but this is kinda the baseline!" "If I missed anyone, if you want me to say what I think of you, reply with a lil' โ“, okay? "
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Peter B. Parker
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10 months
"Given that today started with country music and ended with suspending everyone in the Multiverse I'm calling it a write off." "Maรฑana sera bonito, big guy."
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Peter B. Parker
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1 year
"This was my morning after I made my "Party Like It's 2099" joke before coffee and 7am." "Okay, quick show of hands, does anyone ELSE get bitten on the neck when they hit their joke rate limit?" "...not that I'm complaining." Peter hides a little shiver. Just about.
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"We've ALL been the one and only Spider-Man." "But right now?" "We're something even cooler."
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Peter B. Parker
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10 months
"Good morning...Peter nation? Is that how you do it? It's Friday so let's do it all one last time and swing into the weekend!" "Also Charlotte's got staff soccer, I think you got a group heading to the Spider's Web bar after work...and it's Capture the FLAG Friday." "Bring it."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
7 months
@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
7 months
The only member of HQ not currently suspended. .......The Director of Cuteness has immunity.
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@medicmags
+ แด…ส€. แดแด€ษขษขษชแด‡ แด…แด€ษชสŸส +
@medicmags
9 months
Why... is Miguel being accused of looking like a wet cat? Can any of my bosses explain please?
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this could be us but you playing
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Peter B. Parker
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@meticulous_wish
Prudence ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
@meticulous_wish
9 months
look what I got #spiderverse #ATSV
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@BrokeOldSpidey
Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
1 year
๐ŸŽถ Workin' 9 'til 5 ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ Patchin' up the holes in space-time, ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ Keeping, Can-on live, ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ Seeing Spider-Men on FaceTime, ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ It's a, lot of webs, no matter how you spin it, ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ It's enough to drive you! ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ Crazy when you're in it! ๐ŸŽถ It's Monday. Powering through.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"U. G. H. " Flops onto @2099Problems dramatically. Long couple days. It's fine Miggy knows to catch him. "I'm dead, Migs. Remember me fondly."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"Mayday gets a bite and @2099Problems gets a bite." "When it's chocolate cake they split it together."
@Yakichou1
Yakichou ๐Ÿ”ž
@Yakichou1
10 months
Patr3on request from this month: daddy Miggy :)
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@BrokeOldSpidey
Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
7 months
"And hey, while we're talking about who we're thankful for, I got one more I have to mention." "Thanks, sweetie. I love you." More than all possible worlds.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
"Sometimes, things work out."
@dingnin98201637
ๅญ“้ธฆ
@dingnin98201637
9 months
#PeterBParker #spiderdads
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"This is the thing: I'm a people-pleaser. I like to help people and for everyone to get along and to keep up good vibes only. I don't like conflict. Especially not at HQ." "...but then that hurt some people I really shouldn't have hurt." "So now I need to do better."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
1 year
"Sometimes there's a need to go in quiet and sometimes I help out." "You know how, like, Mr. Spectacular carried the cat up the train?" "I also carry a cat sometimes."
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@COSMIC_THWIPS
The Cosmic Spider ๐Ÿ•ท Darcy Lewis
@COSMIC_THWIPS
1 year
Are we SURE he is a spider?? I'm getting suspicious about these credentials.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
3 months
๐Ÿ˜
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@HaraZumii
Harazumi
@HaraZumii
3 months
Letโ€™s play a game! Screenshot this and see how Miguel will suffer by your hands :3 #spiderman2099 #migueloharafanart #AcrossTheSpiderVerse #atsv #miguelohara
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
8 months
"Me and Spidey 1048 were talking about this. Y'know, I know that being Spider-Man is a sacrifice, we save those we can to make up for the ones we couldn't, the usual..." "It's just nice to have a friend around who gets it." "It makes it better."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"...I DID actually ask @2099Problems what the Spanish word for 'tortilla' was once." "Feeling called out on that." He invented web-fluid and yet--
@_1300marshall
marshall
@_1300marshall
1 year
So heโ€™s into idiots #Spiderdads #AcrossTheSpiderVerse
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
๐ŸŽต 4am ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต 4am ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต Checking emails, at 4am ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต Can he swing? From a thread? ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต Take a look. Overhead ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต Look ouuuuut ๐ŸŽต
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"God I hate lore. I TOLD Miggy! If we make a superhero team there's gonna be lore! There's ALWAYS lore!" FACE FRONT, TRUE BELIEVER! FOR THE ๐—ช๐—”๐—ฅ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—œ๐——๐—˜๐—ฅ-๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—˜! "...if you wanna just see us all argue about pickle soda, we'll be doing that too."
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@m_ismineo
m โ™ก choi saeyoungโ€™s wife (REAL!) tortured poet
@m_ismineo
11 months
@BrokeOldSpidey UMMM WHAT ๐Ÿ˜จ I really need to keep up with the lore
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Okay, so, end total of first day in charge of HQ..." - One Spidey on extended vacation - One Spidey wants to quit - Lyla got her memories reset - People keeping saying I'm old, STILL talking about my shampoo - ...I'm kinda getting hangry "No puedo mas, no puedo mas..."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"...can't believe that the Spot's in a love triangle now." Geez. "Anyways!" "Good morning Peter nation! I love you both! Have a great Sunday and get braced for the week, okay?"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"YOU'RE suspended."
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
11 months
Suspended, Parker.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
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@AGingerJackpot
Mary Jane Watson
@AGingerJackpot
10 months
I love that I say โ€œOrange Cat Behaviorโ€ and the entire arachno-humanoid-polymultiverse collectively screams โ€œPETER!โ€
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
"My face is the hardest thing to draw right and you put it on a cake." "You're flexing, man!"
@_KI3R
Kieran
@_KI3R
9 months
Peter during Miguelโ€™s bday: #spiderdads
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
9 months
"Mayday licks a lot of things." "She's one! She's curious!" Right now she's licking his sleeve, he's letting it happen--
@WhipKream_Soda
Citrus ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธFREE PALESTINE!!! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
@WhipKream_Soda
9 months
IS SHE LICKING THE BABY HOLDER HOLD ON ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@BrokeOldSpidey
Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ
@orpheus_oh
orpheus โ˜๏ธ | c0mms open :} | pornfessional
@orpheus_oh
1 year
happy pride! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ open the thread for versions :) #AcrossTheSpiderVerse ย  #spiderdads #MiguelOHara ย  #PeterBParker
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@BrokeOldSpidey
Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
@TEAL_DR0P
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
@orpheus_oh โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
2 months
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@starss_4you
s t a r โ›ง ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
@starss_4you
2 months
we all got that one character
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
7 months
"I mean, these are pretty standard Spider-Man stakes here, you get used to it--"
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@AmazonasDivina
๐•๐•’๐•ฃ๐•’ ๐”ฝ๐•๐• ๐•ฃ
@AmazonasDivina
7 months
I donโ€™t like to be kept waiting. Spider-Man has 24 hours.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Soulmates."
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@BrokeOldSpidey
Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Closing my eyes and counting to ten. Fifty. A hundred." "Just thinking about some of the stuff that happened out there and guess I'm a lil' twitchy? Sleeping with the mask on might help." "...Diet Coke at 1am was also a Choice."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"It's fine, til this blows over I'm gonna drop you at the Spider-Goose Society. From a distance." "'Cause I don't wanna get--GAH!" Goose Miguel just flew up and bit his neck. "Every! Friggin! UNIVERSE!"
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@archived_thots
silly goose ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
@archived_thots
11 months
Just suspend them all, it's your favorite past-time, Emperor O'Hara. ((Seriously actually congrats! You absolutely deserve it! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰))
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"I still think it's mean and when you do this it is VERY MEAN, @2099Problems ."
@darknessdearm
DXWART *cms still open*
@darknessdearm
11 months
when your friend talks too much #MIGUELOHARA #PeterBParker #spiderdads
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
7 months
"Friendly neighborhood concern loop." "This is what happens when all three of us are kinda the mom friend?"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Yes she is! YES she is~!"
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@AGingerJackpot
Mary Jane Watson
@AGingerJackpot
11 months
Our baby is so talented.
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
11 months
"Oh--YOU--" "Nuh-UH!!" They're both professionals.
@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
11 months
"YOU'RE DOUBLE SUSPENDED."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"But yeah he DID text me after his lil' walk through the portal backwards and the whole "I DON'T NEED YOU" bit." "I'm glad he remembered that."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
1 year
"Wait, did he just call me..." "...heh."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"...he, uh." "Loves me."
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
10 months
lock." Leaning in once more, Miguel whispered one last thing before he captured Peter's lips in a soft kiss, shoulders falling as the tension and nerves seemed to completely melt away. "๐˜ ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ซ๐™š ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ, ๐˜—๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ."
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
"Oh hey he'd NEVER ban Snickers. Snickers keep him going. I have emergency ones in the office and the empanadas in the mini-fridge. Miggy's not himself when he's hangry!
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
8 months
"Me and some arms dealers just, uh, hanging around." "Morning, everybody!"
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
10 months
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@thewweskywalker
veronica โง— (comms closed!)
@thewweskywalker
10 months
baby scientist ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿฅผ heโ€™s looking at a picture of you guys @BrokeOldSpidey @AGingerJackpot mwah <3
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Peter B. Parker
@BrokeOldSpidey
8 months
"Hatsune Migu!"
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@2099Problems
Miguel O'Hara.
@2099Problems
8 months
@StardustKiki @BrokeOldSpidey I hate that my brain read 'Migu Fig' at first.
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