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In memory of my great friend Brian_Pearl Jam who was sadly booted by Twatter for a fairly innocuous tweet. #ScottishIndependance #BriansForIndy

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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
Ewan McGregor was right, it's shite being Scottish, we're the lowest of the low, we just voted to be run by another country AGAIN. For now, indy is dead, but Labour will likely make a cvnt of it as usual and maybe Scotland will finally wake the fvck up.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
American lassie on the tube talking about the British museum, telling her friend that most of its stolen from other countries, she said to me, "I'm sorry I don't mean to offend but it's basically true" I said "I'm not offended love, they stole oor whole fvckin country, the cvnts"
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months
The early morning peace and quiet in George Square has just been ruined by some monkeys wi flutes.......how the fvck are these hate marches still allowed to happen in this day and age......fvck off back to the 17th century ya cvnts.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Baby arrived through the night......I have a wee granddaughter called Isla❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ mum and baby both doing great. Hopefully I'll meet her later today and get a wee picture.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Can we just agree there are issues with the SNP and there are issues with ALBA but the biggest issue is getting out of the union. ALBA and SNP don't need to be pals or do things the same way, but one things fir sure, attacking each other rather than WM ain't fvckin helping.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
I lost my mum on Sunday......she was ill for a long time and I didn't see it coming, why didn't I visit more, why didn't I spend more time with her, how didn't I see this coming even though she'd been ill for a long time? I'm heartbroken and want my mum back.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Dear Scottish Twitter, Yer awe fuckin idiots playing into unionists hands. We're heading for an SNP minority government and years of Tory/UK rule. Love Brian xxx p.s. before you tell me it's the SNPs fault or Wings fault etc. Dinnae bother, ITS OUR FUCKIN FAULT.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Just muted the rugby while that shitey anthem was on, Lisa said I'm extreme..........am I fvck
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
This place gets worse, nice purple neon lights have been changed to this abomination, how the fvck am I supposed to catch my flight, I cannae walk through that, I'll get a migraine ..........or fvckin leprosy or some other shite ffs, flag shaggin nutters doon here.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Jesus sufferin fvck, whit an abomination oh a shop, near puked walkin by it🤢🤢
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Funny as fuck if scotgov shuts the fitba season doon and its declared null and void. I would actually piss myself.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
My 3rd grandchild was born just before 7 this morning, this is wee Aaron❤❤❤ I am one delighted grandad.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Son just sent me first pic of baby Isla❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Baby arrived through the night......I have a wee granddaughter called Isla❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ mum and baby both doing great. Hopefully I'll meet her later today and get a wee picture.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Has there ever been a more useless smarmy wee fud than Dross?
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Right, here's ma news. One is going to ne a grandad again, wee Matthew is gonna be a big brother in August, here he is and here's his wee brother/sister. I am absolutely over the moon ❤❤❤❤
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Dear Twitter, STOP FUCKIN REFRESHING MY FEED WHEN I'M READING A TWEET Got it??? Is that clear enough for you? Its gettin right on my tits. Love Brian xxx
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
9 months
State oh some cvnts on here, having a go because I tested for covid. I'm well aware it's not what it was, but it would be a bit remiss of me to walk into a care home with it. I fvckin despair at the world sometimes.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
9 months
Guess what i got for Christmas......Santa's a cvnt for leaving me this. Had to cancel awe the kids coming round for dinner, I'm absolutely floored.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
The Royal Vigil is on the telly.......that's right, Friday night telly is people lookin at a fvckin coffin......might need to seriously rethink my decision to stay aff the rum this weekend.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Happy Anniversary to my amazing missus @carmichael451 23 years married today, lookin forward to 23+ more.......if I last that long😬 Xxxxxx
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
I wouldn't normally post things like this but I got a bit pissed last night and was feeling really low. Its too painful to go through each individually but I just wanted to say thank you to all of you for your kind words, they mean the world.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
I lost my mum on Sunday......she was ill for a long time and I didn't see it coming, why didn't I visit more, why didn't I spend more time with her, how didn't I see this coming even though she'd been ill for a long time? I'm heartbroken and want my mum back.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
9 months
Guess what i got for Christmas......Santa's a cvnt for leaving me this. Had to cancel awe the kids coming round for dinner, I'm absolutely floored.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Convo with a colleague: Him: Do you know Scottish notes are not legal tender, Google it, only notes made by BoE are Me: Do you realise BoE was started by a Scotsman, also the pound was originally Scottish. Google that, then both you and Google can kiss my pale blue Scottish Erse.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Two sides of Scottish Independence movement calling each other "cabal" "cults" and "sycophants" among other things. I understand the reasons for the differences of opinion, but i can't understand why we have stooped so low to attack our own side with such venom. #ChangeMustCome
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Dick Leonard: "The FM said that the rollout is going to plan yet I have a letter here from Mary one of my constituents saying that I've resigned. Can the FM confirm I've resigned and tell me how to leave my job 70% quicker, and how will this affect the price of fish in Oslo"
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Awfy lotta the indy movement think Wings always speaks sense, whether he does or doesn't, one things fir sure, his rants are hurting the cause. He's a fuckin bawbag, and that's all I have to say on the cvnt.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Twitter is full of know it all fuckin arseholes. That is all.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
9 months
USA vote against a ceasefire in Palestine........cvnts........UK abstain........probably worse, didn't even have the balls to vote one way or another......utter cvnts......both complicit in the murder of thousands of children....fvckin embarrassed to be part of this island.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
10 months
What a shower of utter cvnts the tories are. Sack one cvnt bring another cvnt in that ain't even an MP. Make the fvckin rules up as they go along these cvnts. Glad Bravermans gone, but fvck me Cameron started this brexit shitshow. UTTER CVNTS THE LOT OF EM
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Evenin all, busy day yesterday so didnae hey a chance to thank you all for your good wishes for the happy couple. We had a great day, feelin rough today though. Here's Lisa and me awe tarted up. The wee man In his kilt My lassie and his missus cuttin the cake.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Nosey cvnt sitting next to me on the plane is trying to read my phone. D'you think I should type something like "Goodbye Muhammed, I'm on my way to get my 76 virgins (or however many it is) Allah Akbar" just to see if he shites himself?
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Fannybaws Andrew Bowie is in the lounge, at Heathrow, not sure there's a cvnt I dislike more......might piss in his drink while he's up at the food counter 🤔
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
I got a lotta replies on this and I seem to have missed some. My apologies if I didn't thank you for your reply, but it seems the news of a baby is awfy popular. This pic of Matthew meeting his wee sister Isla for the first time is for you..and awbdy else 😁 My heart is so full❤
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Baby arrived through the night......I have a wee granddaughter called Isla❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ mum and baby both doing great. Hopefully I'll meet her later today and get a wee picture.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Any chance both sides can come together now and get back to giving the yoons the same venom we've been giving each other? No!! Okay, worth a try, just thought I'd ask. #DissolveTheUnion
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
There was a wee joke SNP civil war last year, it was a good laugh at the time.......it ain't funny anymore, we're about to lose the biggest prize in Scotland's history. The yoons don't need to lie to win #indyref2 we're doing their work for them.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
I have an important question, and no it's not "should I leave the SNP", I'm staying for the long haul. My question, is, why can't the Tellytubbies say Hello properly? What's wi this ehoh pish?
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Is it just me or does anyone else not give a single fuck about the British Lions rugby tour?
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
This is right on the money!!!!!!
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ARTIST TAXI DRIVER
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Original stunning signed artwork on magazine
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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That is utterly disgusting, that ball was on the ground, absolutely sickening, robbed of a great win #SCOvFRA
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
6 months
Let's be honest, George Galloway is an utter cvnt, but an unelected PM calling an elected MP an attack on democracy is as fvckin ironic as it comes ffs.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Wee tip for those that dont like being covered in dust and dirt. Dont empty the hoover into the outside bin when its windy. 🤬mother f......
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
I haven't mute, blocked or unfollowed any indy supporter with a different opinion to me. I dont engage in arguments with them but I do read what they say as we are all entitled to our opinion, and they make some very valid points. I wont argue with them I only argue with yoons.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
See awe you people voting to keep Matt Hancock in the jungle, yer awe cvnts. This guy was the Health Secretary when thousands died during Covid, he's complicit in those deaths Ya utter fvckin rockets.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Home for then next coupla days, views not too shabby, basic caravan, but fine for the two oh us, and only a 2 minute stagger from the bar. ITS RUM O'CLOCK
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Gotta be honest, I've always felt it was bad manners when the runners up immediately take their medals off, just dont like it.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Right, better get up soon, taking the missus through to Dundee, she's got her Covid vaccine booked today........ and naw she's no in the over 80s bracket, she's in social care, she's ma wee star.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Me: got a wee bit chocolate on yer face toots. Isla: where Me: just on yer chin Isla: is that it now grandad Me: perfect, yer good to go.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Havin a wee quiz night. Question: Lobsters, crabs and crayfish are all examples of which creatures? Lisa: "Croatians" 😳😳😳
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
My missus is a fuckin genius btw. Comes in from work, drinks 2 gins which empties the bottle then says "go up the shop and get me gin please, I've had a couple so I can't drive, its either that or I drink your rum". FFS, this is abuse I tell you, disnae even gimme the cash for it
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I popped into a shop in Picadilly Circus yesterday for 2 minutes, left Lisa outside. I came back out to find her entertaining the crowd. She's moved on from dancin roond the whirlygig. Cannae leave her alone for 2 minutes ffs.
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Miriam rules
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Taru
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National Treasure ❤️
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Just scattered father in laws ashes on Loch Ken where he used to run the marina. Had to wait near 2 years to do this due to the pandemic and trying to get Lisa's while family together. We scattered his dogs ashes with him, the wee dog spent his last few months with us. Sad day.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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How to fall asleep in an armchair: 1. Be old 2. Sit down Here Endeth the lesson.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Happy Birthday to my wee grandson Matthew. 2 years old today, and on his way over to see grandad right noo.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
SCOTLAND 2 SPAIN fvck all This is a fuckin brilliant result, great performance against a bloody good side ......... okay we'll no doubt fvck it up against Georgia or Norway, but fvck it, we can enjoy this yin for a wee while. Yaaaaaaasssssssss SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Don't care if yer Alba, SNP or an utter yoon fvckwit, if you deny Steve Clarke has done a crackin job with this team yer a fvckin idiot.....okay yoons are awe fvckin idiots anyway, but you get the picture. #yessirwecanboogie #YesScots
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Mornin all, time these tory cvnts were shown just how much we fvckin hate them in Scotland......vote the cvnts out!!!
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Went to mother in laws today and there was a wee village fete on, some kids were all lined up for a race and as we walked passed I shouted "GO" and half of em bolted🤣🤣🤣 The guy wi the Mike had to call them all back, he was furious 😬😬🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Was lookin for the words to answer JHB, these will do nicely.
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As long as you stay well away from me, my loved ones, my community and NHS staff - you self-absorbed, attention-seeking, talentless, ham-faced, rancid old hag.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Visiting the wee man, he's in a braw mood, me and him keep gettin a row for oor carry on😳
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Here's ma grandson in his kilt, ready for the big weddin in a coupla, weeks. #ScottishIndependence
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Lisa:I want to look in that shop Me:nowhere to park Lisa:I'll jump out, you do a 350 round the block. I went roond the block and stopped short of where she was standing. Lisa walks to the car Lisa:why didn't you come right up Me:you said do a 350, that's short oh a full circle
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2 years
Fvckin schoolboy error, zero % ffs
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Today grandad, I will mostly be handing you fridge magnets and using you as a climbing frame.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Wild hair and that's withoot goin oot in the storm
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Waitress: Would you like dessert Me: Aye I'll have sticky toffee pudding please. Missus: Not for me thanks I'm stuffed. Who's fork is this wading in? I'll give you a clue, IT'S NOT FUCKIN MINE. Twice in two days I've had to put up wi this nonsense.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Murdo Fraser cuffed again, the perennial loser will no doubt get in on the list, still nice to see him lose AGAIN!!!!!!!
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Rum o'clock folks, kickin off wi this wee Brewdog number my laddie got me for fathers day, good laddie that. A very sad one this week, I'll be raising a glass to oor Bob @William07491650 , as I'm sure a lot of people will be doing. Cheers all, and cheers Bob, RIP🥃💔
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
First yoon question aimed directly at NS.......BBC have set this shit up......cvnts.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Got a wee visitor today and he's having a sleepover so nae rum for grandad tonight....... I'll make up for it the morra though when he's away home and I'm shattered.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Was watching the Young Ones in bed last night and this came up so rewound it and took pics. A ground breaking show that had its finger on the pulse. Shows how long the Beeb has been a government propaganda machine ffs. Time the BBC was gone.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
8 months
Happy New Year, hope its a great one for you and yours.........unless yer a tory, you lot can go fvck yersels.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Here's my wee ma dancin at the wedding tonight (wi ma wee sister next to her), was so nice to see her enjoying herself❤❤❤
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Aff tae bed, exhausted, tough week followed by a Friday night blow oot, gettin to auld fir this shit. See you awe when #ScottishIndependence7 becomes #ScottishIndependence8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Did us proud tonight Scotland. A wee win against Croatia and you make history. #yessirwecanboogie
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Right Gladgow we're here!!!!! No a bad wee view fae the room. Might nip doon the bar for a wee pint🍺🍺
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Question, if England win, they're gettin an extra bank holiday. If Italy win, do all us half Italian Scots get a holiday? And when I say half Italian, I mean we've eaten italian food a few times so that counts.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Just did a "reply all" email instead of "forward". Slated a colleague fir being a fud. I am in soooooo much trouble. Cvnt of a start to Wednesday.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
I see Scottish Twitter is up in arms again, this time off the back of David Davis.....David Davis ffs. What's the fuckin point, I'm out, can't be ersed wi this utter shite.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Have a great Hogmanay all, see you in the new year......surely, SURELY it'll be a better year than 2021, whit a clusterfuck that was.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
Not happy about the Brazil result, got a horrible feeling this world cups opening up for Englandshire.......hope to fvvk France beat em tomorrow so I can relax.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
After months oh pish on ma timeline, all oh a sudden awe the folk I follow are appearing again, it's fvckin brilliant.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Thank you all very much for your kind wishes. Mum and wee man both doing great even though he's 2 weeks early......desperate to meet his grandad obviously 😁 unfortunately he'll need tae wait, I'm not home til Thursday 😪
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
My 3rd grandchild was born just before 7 this morning, this is wee Aaron❤❤❤ I am one delighted grandad.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
He's away up the shops wi nanas shoes, handbag and purse🤣......and his jammies still on😳
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Happy Birthday to my amazing wee missus Lisa, we're off to Chicago tomorrow so will miss these wee yins.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Just opened a box of maltesers, that'll be me no eatin ma tea cos I've scoffed the lot.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Laddie and his missus have Covid. Both been floored for a coupla days so they're self isolating which means we cannae see the wee man either. He's video called us 3 times over the weekend....misses his grandad😁😁😁
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
The missus......doors unlocked pal😬😬
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
It's OK folks it's just a flu, panic over, we can a chill the fvck oit cos this lassie knows more than the experts.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Yaaaaassssss, fvck you Covid, I wear masks and social distance whenever possible, you can go and get yer kicks wi some non mask wearing, Covid denying conspiracy theorist fvckwits cos yer getting nae joy here.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
I like this guy thats on now. Just called them all Imperialists and said their only branch offices. Well said that man, get it right fuckin up them.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Dross needs a good hard kick in the stones.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
No a bad wee haul. Spoilt rotten.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Feel spot on noo. Just had a wee visit from my grandson, he brought me a present.......I may have shed a wee tear or two.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Scotland took the cup before auld Annie got doon🤣🤣🤣
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Just got ma blue letter. Jag booked for 4.30 on Friday 2nd April. Thats only half an hour before rum oclock, so I hope it's well organised. Dinnae want to be late to Friday night sesh.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Bought some shite off Amazon that I didnae need so I could get a free cat bed.
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Of tae a birthday party today.....nae rum though, its ma wee best pals 4th birthday
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Happptn new uear . Am fvvk8 hammered. Love you all. Xxxxxxxxcxcccbmjjhwhh
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
11 months
Watching this Partygate thing on the telly. Let's be honest, any of you tories that were at one of these parties, yer UTTER CVNTS, end of story. People dying alone and you're partying away....again UTTER CVNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Rum-McWotsit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
That's the tree up, mare lights and tat than the Las Vegas strip. And for those that say it's too early🖕kiss my pale blue Scottish erse.
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