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Bret Strizak

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Bipedal apelike creature.

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Joined December 2020
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@BretStrizak
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@InternetH0F That is fake.
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@WallStreetSilv This is life in prison.
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@s8n Cop appreciates IRL trolling.
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@InternetH0F Darwinian architecture incorporates natural selection features in it.
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@Rainmaker1973 The backstory is interesting. Her father took her to watch a controlled burn for fire suppression training. She is just smiling at her dad but looks like a little arsonist taking pride in her work.
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@InternetH0F This is the guy she was attempting to get attention from. He could care less.
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@raphousetv2 The palm lick, an advanced hand-to-hand combat technique few can master.
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@InternetH0F Women do not like being hounded, especially by a street interviewer. He is mad that the truth was said.
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@sentdefender Too late Raytheon product delivery is coming.
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@cb_doge That lemon is not doing well.
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@Rainmaker1973 It is a yard fence for those who are not noticing it.
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@krassenstein To be clear, Farve does not represent all Brets/Bretts on this planet.
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@InternetH0F That was very boring. Middle school girls are more violent.
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@s8n That is how you get the Hapsburg Jaw.
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@fasc1nate I thought it was an organism's image captured with electron microscopy. Which is the cooler part about how your brain attempts to make sense of visual stimuli.
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@InternetH0F A public marriage proposal is the least romantic. That was correct result for that unoriginality.
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@InternetH0F Chewing gum life lesson?
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@InternetH0F Poachers become the prey of park rangers.
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@visegrad24 Automation will be taking jobs faster than we think.
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@stats_feed Mexico will eventually need to fortify its border to keep Americans out.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 No. As an wildlife photographer, I am documenting interspecific relations from a distance. Any attempts at intervention would become auditory distractions. The immature cat is curious rather than preying.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 There was no excuse for that. Most electronics tweezers are fine enough to have pulled that debris out.
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@talliedar @elonmusk She won tweet of the year for 2022.
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy @getalife .com
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@ClownWorld_ Is that a stroller?
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@Rustyspurs79 @InternetH0F True. This is how rampant narcissism is in society.
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@InternetH0F That is how Magic Eye works so you can see 3D images.
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@InternetH0F Both men and dogs like sticks because they are cool.
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@Imani_Barbarin Her IG posts are entertaining, but not intentionally entertaining.
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@dogeofficialceo Eventually there will be bans on Irish getting jobs in their own nation.
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@WomenPostingLs @McDonalds has the best marketing ever.
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@cb_doge 😂 2 Rich 2 Furious
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@unusual_whales Boomers were making the equivalent of $170k/year in the 1970s with the husband having a factory job. That is why they were able to own suburban homes with inground pools and host coke fueled orgies.
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@OliLondonTV Narcissist receives more attention by joining the latest protest trend.
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@InternetH0F I wonder if he even fathered the child.
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@mysteriouskat Greta is the activist version of a child star. People will always view her as a child. It protects her from pushback.
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@jordanbpeterson @YouTube @Google @Forbes Some people (me) watched it here.
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The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
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From Abuse & Poverty to Total Prosperity | Rob Henderson
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@ChudsOfTikTok @davenewworld_2 Superintendent of that school district in a year.
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@missfacto @InternetH0F Instant karma is a beautiful thing.
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@InternetH0F The real world doesn't have a keyboard to cower behind.
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@InternetH0F Never stop a viral video as it is being made. I respect the audience for cheering at the end too. Now he gets a good laugh.
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@Snowden Real estate investors will buy everything, and everybody will be childless renters.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 drones are awesome compared to fireworks displays
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@GadSaad This is Amin Al-Husseini. He excelled at blaming others for his problems, like the other fellow in this image.
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@Rainmaker1973 The video freaked me out at first. After reading it was needed for immobilization for pediatric radiology, I was relieved.
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@ednazzaro @historyinmemes You fact checked the shit out of this bro. You even found the ladder too.
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@visegrad24 He is the conservative equivalent of a liberal Hamasshole.
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@sentdefender The pro-Hamas protestors can now be pro-Houthi protestors.
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@InternetH0F 😂 "under the rest"
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@alifarhat79 The Stooges were a girl band, I never knew that.
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@WarMonitors It looks like a Christian designed munition.
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@WallStreetSilv It would have similar criticism as Netflix Blackwashing, regardless of facial symmetry. "Racist misogynist backlash" gives the waning news industry some clickbait, and free advertising for the film distributor.
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@No1GoldStandard @stillgray Stereotype for the original diagnosis of hysteria.
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@Rainmaker1973 This is a great twilight shot of the SR-71.
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@SupernovaMomma Here is a larger picture. It was from a 1989 party. In 1990 New Edition broke up into Bel Biv DeVoe and solo careers.
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@stats_feed Call 911 to explain 3 armed burglars gave me a 15 minute head start. Take the Mossberg out to play. Livestream the graphic content.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Enjoy a healthy snack.
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@InternetH0F I was expecting the lightning bolt to crack by the end.
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@stats_feed I went with Japan.
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@visegrad24 😂 This looks like satire. Once the hostages are released, they can find the next limousine liberal movement to pretend to care about.
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@Rainmaker1973 E must live with the consequences of pushing the stone.
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@ClaudeDamned @InternetH0F As cold as her heart that put her fish in the freezer for views and likes.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 There is your answer. Those are all of the other images.
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@TheFigen_ Man on Fire was a great movie.
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@ToK_ScienceTree
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@elonmusk Context: Dustin Moskovitz, a Facebook co-founder and CEO of Asana, has criticized Elon Musk and his companies, Tesla and SpaceX. He referred to them as “scams he got away with,” arguing that Musk tends to overpromise and under-deliver. Moskovitz has also called for Musk to
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@wagatwe @RoyalLeftist I did not know about this uniquely racist tradition.
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@WallStreetSilv She has fallen for the "just the tip" before.
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@wild_laughs @InternetH0F using meme stickers is funny
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@jordanbpeterson @60Minutes The mobility scooter cracking him was funny.
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@greg16676935420 This was funny.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Augmented reality looks fun. Paintballs hurt so having a haptic feedback is better. BONUS: We are heading towards WW3 daily. Cost effective infantry training at their age is needed.
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@visegrad24 Islamic Republic of Germany with kebab subsidies.
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@unusual_whales There is a reason a $1.3M homes in those areas look like $150K homes elsewhere.
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@LocalBateman sometimes you have to fight fire with fire
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@GadSaad F.A. Hayek is a legend. @WallStreetSilv has been educating the masses on Hayek's genius.
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@Rainmaker1973 Dihydrogen monoxide is so nasty it is called "universal solvent" which tells you how dangerous it is.
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@WallStreetSilv It was a joke. She is shocked she went viral.
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@schuld_eth @InternetH0F A lot of people think this a comedy skit, but this is competent policing.
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@OliLondonTV @ImMeme0 These protesters piss off more people than they get to support them.
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@WallStreetSilv Most of the bicyclists did not care and rode around him. Even bicyclists hate each other.
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@EbenezersUncle @goddamnit_kenny @EastsideBodega_ This restaurant can livestream itself and get $70/month subs with this content.
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@visegrad24 We all know who ordered it.
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@visegrad24 Keffiyeh Karen influencer purchases TVs to smash for social media points.
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@Rainmaker1973 If I were creating a universe, I would want it to have moral entropy for the beings I created to experience. Slaying a dragon is just as important as cradling a kitten to have purpose.
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@alifarhat79 The Capitol Hill Insider Trading Club does well.
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@BillyM2k @tradeBtcTsla @greg16676935420 Just lie and post pics of fancy dishes like this
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@alifarhat79 People that are sex trafficked by organized crime tend to end up dead.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 $500 (EBITA)
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@WallStreetSilv 😂 This guy did an excellent job trolling Hochul.
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@engineers_feed Somebody liked their Hotwheels track set so much they built one for real cars.
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