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But my dreams, they aren't as empty, As my conscience seems to be. Los Angeles Dodgers fan.

Planet Terra.
Joined September 2023
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Southern California version of Southern Rock: The 🦅 RIP Glenn Frey. Miss you, bro.
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@unlimited_ls Coalburner paid the toll.
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@Alphafox78 After listening to her screeching about 500 grand and taking people's life savings, I wouldn't marry her at all. Her looks are fine now but will soon degrade with age, but her shrewish nature will remain or get worse. No man wants a shrew for a wife.
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@SeriousStockman @Twitermytweet @Alphafox78 Outstanding judge handled the sentencing, obviously.
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@lavern_spicer You forgot one. Rachel Levine... excuse me, "Admiral" Levine, a dude who thinks he's a woman (he's as much an admiral as Jill Biden is a "doctor"). United States assistant secretary for health since March 26, 2021. He is also an admiral in the United States Public Health Service
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@UltraDane This is really difficult to watch. That poor little girl. The animals that did these horrible things to her. I just can't. 🙏 😢
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@robbystarbuck @kassieK222 And to think that these low-information types are allowed to serve on juries and vote in our elections… it frightens me.
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@MikeSington I'm not a Trump supporter, nor do I really care about Melania very much; however, being the most beautiful FLOTUS and the laziest FLOTUS are not mutually exclusive attributes, so what exactly is your point?
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@thecarnivorebar @EVROP_AESTHETIC Who eats 4 double quarter pounders, 4 orderscof fries, and multiple orders of chicken nuggets in a single sitting? The food shown in the photo is not representative of the average American diet.
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@benonwine The sad part is that she is trying to be serious… battery powered fighter jets… 🤡🌎 🤪 😹🤣😂
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@JDunlap1974 Thank God she won't ever be on the ballot again.
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@SameeraKhan No. Perfect women are Europeans with lighter skin and blue eyes. Dutch, Russian, Swedish, and Icelandic women in particular rule.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE I have an African Grey parrot. She is 23 and a half years old. Her name is Samantha though she is more responsive to Sammie. These birds are amazing. They live 50 to 60 years on average, sometimes longer, and their vocabularies of words and their repertoire of sounds are just
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@unlimited_ls @stillgray The passenger is being charged... why, exactly? It is these videos from the police bodycams showing the cops getting overly aggressive and using unjustified potentially lethal levels of force that is causing me to have a lot of suspicion about these clowns. "Quit resisting"
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@RAISRAEL2 I see the mathematical concept of "per capita" is still giving certain people trouble no matter how many times we explain it. 🧐🤨 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@DeutscherJ1776 The number of them in positions of influence when looking at the percentage of them in the population as a whole, and the nepotism they practice without showing any shame, is what woke me up. We have an occupied government.
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@Emilio2763 It is hard for me to be highly critical of a little girl, but you are correct. That was very unpleasant or even horrifying, and that child should never sing 🎤 in public.
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@guelphgirlchris I blame the industry for abusing her when she was a tween. They quite blatantly sexualized her before she was mentally capable of handling it. Same as her younger sister Jamie Lynn who was impregnated at 14 or 15 by an adult male Ephebophilia Nikolodeon producer perv. The
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@TheExtremeMusi1 Nah, I am a Californian and I recognize it.
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@TheExtremeMusi1 In no particular order: Guns and Roses Goo Goo Dolls Genesis Go-Go's Green Day Grateful Dead Good Charlotte Gin Blossoms
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@lippyent A gap feeler gauge for setting spark plugs and points in an internal combustion engine.
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@Variety Christina Applegate made some good memories for preteen boys back in the day. I think she triggered my puberty.
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@IL0VEthe80s Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, MASH unit commander played by McLean Stevenson.
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@Tifstanley Certainly.
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@Alphafox78 The guy is very matter of fact about it. Gotta give him props for that.
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@SeffSaid Manners, class, and respect.
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@gencraft_ai This app is not free.
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@Alphafox78 Nyet, nein, non, no.
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@SeanOhhhh Well. She seems like a wonderful neighbor. 🧐🤨🤪
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@HollyBriden @kylegriffin1 The liquor service goes with her, though.
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@TheExtremeMusi1 The Bangles with Susannah Hoffs.
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@disclosetv Good Lord. They really do run our government.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I once had a pet octopus in a saltwater aquarium. It wasn��t as big as this CGI octopus, but big enough. It killed and ate all the fish and eels in the tank. It was actually smart, when it would see me coming with fish from the feeder tank in a net it would get excited and start
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@IanJaeger29 Pervert, kiddie fiddler, liar, and traitor.
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@bennyjohnson This behavior by him and his cult makes him appealing to you as a presidential candidate? Hitler also held rallies with a lot of energy. Would he be an acceptable candidate to you as well?
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@SabrinaSmolders @LionardoFerrari In Florida, having lived there a couple of times, I can tell you that simply looking at a cop with anything but fear in your eyes can get you arrested for "resisting arrest". They are downright brutal there.
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@LibertyCappy Cursive writing. Basic maths without a calculator. Courtesy and proper manners.
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@LongerTables @CatMaster81 This is the worst choice in my adulthood as a voter. The two-party system is a train wreck.
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@yoalexrapz You believe that the plots of movies are the same as two people meeting in real life? 😳🧐🤨
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@TheKansasDad @JeffPharmD1 I don't disagree with anything in your post. It was well-written and cogent; and I too am no longer a registered Republican. It became sadly obvious to me that Trump came off the rails after his loss in the 2020 election. That had to be hard for him psychologically - he was an
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@TheExtremeMusi1 Cream is probably the best. Travelling Wilburys Velvet Revolver All come to mind.
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@makeeuropasnow Heaven, if it exists, is full of puppies, kittens, our pet friends that passed before us, and the only "humans" are White people.
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@Alphafox78 If she hadn't told me about her grotesque proportions when we were in contact about having a date, I avoid eye contact, get up from my seat and leave the table in the general direction of the restroom, and do a reconnaissance for a side exit so I can get the hell out without
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@TheExtremeMusi1 Fleetwood Mac is an obvious top choice Foo Fighters because Dave Grohl is such an awesome dude
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@benonwine I can't say it. I'll lose my account for being "hateful".
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@nypost NGL, when I was 16 I would have.
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@FightMate Should be charged with aggravated battery.
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@Steve_Laws_ Just don’t send them to the US, please, we are full.
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@Ilhan You should be deported.
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@MuhammadKhurram @ClownWorld_ Disgusting and disturbing behavior from ferals is pretty common.
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@wealth_turtle @nypost No. The prosecution failed to meet the standard for a finding of guilt. That is not the same as a finding of innocence.
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@cirnosad I guess that Hamas is going green by destroying a coal-fired power plant? /s
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@benonwine Yes, I believe that the Iron Lady loved England & the 🇬🇧 and she would have put a stop to the invasion.
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@benonwine Jihadi.
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@Alphafox78 No. He is celebrating our greatness.
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@GarbageHuman23 Too bad they couldn't come up with a way of taking her ex out of the daughters' genes.
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@wealth_turtle @CollinRugg No, there will be no "next time" because she is dead.
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@brixwe Stay away from my daughter (followed by the sound of the slide chambering a round).
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@Krysta92kat_ @jeremynewberger She's young enough to be going to a high school prom, and already a mudshark? Well that's some piss-poor parenting indeed. Can't wait to see the updates.
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@brixwe Pink Floyd DSOTM.
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@LaureenHarper @StephenMaret @CTV They probably don't want to use the word "decapitated".
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@Emilio2763 Poor girl - that would be like unwrapping something and getting a turd instead of an expected Tootsie Roll.
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@realJennaEllis @JoeyMannarinoUS I must be missing something here. Trump isn't advocating legalizing abortion at the Federal level (in all 50 states), he appears to be saying that law for this abomination should be decided at the State level. Well, isn't that what Conservatives used to say for justifying
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@brixwe I'm not exactly sure, but I know I would have never dressed my daughter that way.
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@MalesInDisguise Press F for “failed”.
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@craigcalcaterra Looking at your profile photo and comparing Rodgers' accomplishments to yours, I believe that you are simply envious of Aaron because he is the better man.
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@HessLuana @lavern_spicer The United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps is not part of a military branch of service or under the Department of Defense.
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@bdlowery2 @gencraft_ai That doesn't really excuse their post that "Gencraft: the world's fastest (and free!) AI image and video generator" though. They are being deceitful, IMHO.
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@historyrock_ Is this a real question? Fleetwood Mac, obviously.
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@Artemisfornow 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 Respect for the British Patriots from 🇺🇸!
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@Tomhennessey69 We need to separate.
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@Amplifv You are the one that posted her video in the first place. Kinda sus if you want to know.
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@TBifford At one time rotating them, or sequentially? Sequentially, her body count is likely triple digits, including ⚫ dudes. She thinks she's hot 💩, but she's really just a who're.
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@GayRepublicSwag No. I’m a straight guy. I don’t cuddle with my male friends. Even a “bro hug” has rules regarding duration & intimacy for it to be considered “no homo”.
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@lsutiger67 @FLOTUS 😳👀This is a very special coincidence. I absolutely love it. 🥰👍🏻😂
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@MilenaAmit @SpeakerPelosi Three key qualifications: black, female, and homosexual. The Ultimate Diversity Hire, like KJP the White House press spokesperson.
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@iamyesyouareno Horrible. It makes think of my daughter & how unsafe the Western world has become for girls & young women, and that beaks my heart. We need to fix this 💩 if our governments refuse to do so, and damn the consequences. This 💩 is happening to our daughters & wives. Enough.
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@Patti_Rockgirl @gunsnrosesgirl3 They are indeed. Much smarter than I had realized before I had it. I say “it” because much like my parrot Samantha I had no idea how to determine the sex. In Samantha’s case, I thought she was a Samuel, until she laid an egg at 15 years of age and solved that riddle for me. 😹
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@sunsetlise @cheflike19 @SamPingKY @CEdward27 @libsoftiktok @elonmusk Not really. None of them do much of anything. Veeps are just placeholders waiting for their POTUS to cease breathing.
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@brixwe That is just nasty.
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@WatchingTheBear @lavern_spicer She doesn't have her Ph.D., she has an Ed.D. She isn't a physician or surgeon, she's basically a teacher. Unless she was a tenured professor in some sort of specialized science / mathematics or other intellectually rigorous field at a University, the only people that *might* call
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@benonwine She and Reagan planned the destruction of the Evil Empire, and got the job done without the Cold War turning hot, so I have a lot of respect for the Iron Lady.
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@drseanmullen @mikki807 Yeah, getting a cold would be tragic.
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@LibertyCappy I never listened to it anyway.
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@Alphafox78 Die, along with 99.85 percent after the animals on the planet. Terrestrial, avian, vertebrates, aquatic, it doesn't matter. Everything is toast.
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@WhiteHouse I and my ex paid for all of our daughters university education. Tuition, housing, food, books, fees, every cent. She graduated 100% debt free. How is it fair to our family, who sacrificed a lot to do this, to just cancel the debt of someone who did not sacrifice but instead took
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