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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

2 months

God made a hell of an angel when he made you. Even the devil on my shoulder don’t know what to do.

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Brennan

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5 years

Unpopular Opinion: Anyone who does this should get two choices. Life in prison, or be exiled from the country for life. If you hate this country so much, get the hell out. People didn’t lay their lives down for you disrespect our flag like this.

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5 years

Burn burn burn! #FourthofJuly #Anarchism #AmericaWasNeverGreat

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Brennan

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5 years

This is like the least Christmas-y feeling Christmas, ever. 😅

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Brennan

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5 years

Skinny girls or girls with nice bodies complaining about being fat is probably in the top 10 of most annoying things to me. 🙄

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Brennan

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5 years

Just unfollowed a girl for saying ketchup goes on steak. I don’t support terrorism.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Why does everyone hate on females that do their hair and makeup before they go hunting? Anyone who gets up an extra 45 mins to an hour EARLIER just to do that gets mad respect from me. Y’all be looking hella fine and shooting stuff at the same time. Goals.😂

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Brennan

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5 years

But you are a hoe? No disrespect. It’s great you’re making a lot of money and are happy etc I personally don’t care, you do you. But you are a hoe, like by definition. You’re selling your body for money. 😂 If you’re gonna glorify this type of thing at least call it what it is.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

So, a girl can literally sell her nudes while in a relationship and if a man isn’t okay with it, he’s an insecure pos, but if a guy likes a girl’s picture on social media while in a relationship, he’s a pos for that too? It’s being a man in 2019. 😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

So you’re telling me I chose to learn a trade in order to not have student loan debt, just so Bernie can tell me to pay someone else’s student loans off via extra taxes take out of MY paycheck every week because they can’t? Lmaoooo gtfo.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

3 years

My toxic trait is I’ve never felt like I was important or a priority in anyone’s life so I constantly need reassurance to feel like I matter at all 😅

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Brennan

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6 years

Some women are financially stable, got a career, house/apartment, pay their own bills, keep to themselves and stay loyal, and yet it’s always the girls that can’t even keep a dead end job with nothing to offer but drama, fronting on Twitter like they deserve a crown lol sit down.

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Brennan

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16 days

Best church date there is 🫶🏼

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

I'll wait.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

Do I agree with abortion? Fuck no. Do I think you should be criminalized for getting one? Also fuck no.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

I think it’s pretty rude that only 4 little muffin bites come in a package but whatever...

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

PSA: There’s a HUGE difference in having a nice ass, and just having a really big ass because you’re fat. I really don’t understand how y’all are even confusing the two to be honest.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

The way some dudes treat females just blows my mind 😅 y’all weren’t raised worth a damn.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

2 months

Back day/Hump day 🐫

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Don’t California my Texas. Take your cry baby, spineless, no moral having, ignorant asses back where you came from.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

You don’t have a mom bod if you don’t have a kid, you just kinda fat 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

February 17th at 8:46pm after 24 hours of labor, we welcomed our sweet baby girl into the world at 7lbs 11oz and 20 1/4” long. Momma did so good and I couldn’t be more proud of her. Rileigh Kate, you are so loved💜😚

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Pretty girls like Mexican food. It's a fact. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

Lost my breath when I saw you take your first, my whole world stopped like that.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

At least Halloween is good at showing guys what girls NOT to date... 😂😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

141 3/8” gross, not too shabby for state land and with a bow!

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

My goal in 2017 is to get past the "talking" stage at least once 😅

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

PSA: It's REALLY noticeable when y'all suck your stomach in hard in pictures... Lol if ya summer body ain't ready just own it🤷🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

Raise your kids with a work ethic. Don’t just hand them literally everything because then they’ll end up wanting to vote for a guy like Bernie. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

If you don't want to see your bf/gf after a really long, bad, or stressful day, you're CLEARLY with the wrong person.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Holy fuckin’ life hack 👀

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

The country isn't supposed to support you, you're supposed to support your damn self. Nobody owes you shit. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

White people don’t hate Mexicans, we hate illegal immigrants lmao.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Sunday was eventful to say the least 🙂💍🎀

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Woman- singular, as in one woman. Women- plural, as in more than one woman. Thanks for coming to my basic English class.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

1 month

Happy Friday eve mf 😘🥰

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

Problem is, I'm not attracted to girls who get blackout drunk 4 times a week, and 90% girls in east Tx are alcoholics so... 😅😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

Best part of sex, don’t @ me 😅

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Trying to convince her not to talk to boys until she’s at least 30. Fingers crossed y’all 🤞🏻

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

2 months

Best time of the year 🙌🏻 🐦 🌶️ 🥓 🧅

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

9 years

If we date you better believe I'm gonna be proud to have you. I'm showing you off to everybody, friends, family, homeless people idc😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

I will forever be grateful for my woman. No way in hell I could’ve done what she did, and she made it look easy. Women are incredible, I don’t care what anyone says.

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@kejsssmel

5 years

I AM CRYING.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

It’s ridiculous that you get made fun of for working out, eating healthy, and just trying to better yourself in general, but yet seeing how fucked up you can get every weekend is praised and looked up to. This generation is so backwards.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

I’m glad I put a baby in her and a ring on her finger. 🤤🤤🤤

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

No female "sucks at replying." If she isn't texting you back it's because she doesn't want to 😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

I feel sorry for the girls that bust their ass to be healthy and look good but meanwhile their boyfriend looking like a busted ass can of biscuits over there. Lol I’d be embarrassed 😅

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

All these engagements make me happy, it's much better than the usual pregnancy announcements without a baby daddy tagged🙂 ☕️🐸

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Not a single thing racist about this 💀😂😂 People are so dumb 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

If my girl posted "add me on Snapchat" with her snap name on any social media, she wouldn't be my girl anymore. Lol

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

"She's Everything" by Brad Paisley will be played at my wedding, or I'm not getting married 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Since it’s been announced on every other social media, I’ll put it on here too. 😬 #BabyBennettMarch2019

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

My hands look like this, so she can look like this👌🏻

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Not a single thing attractive about a female with a drinking problem, and yet 99% of females have a drinking problem. Lol

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

I still lose my breath when Bre sends me pictures. She’s the most beautiful woman on the entire planet and nobody can tell me otherwise.

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Brennan

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1 year

My BM only has our kid FOUR full days a month, the rest of them she’s at my house but yet I’m still paying her $1100/mo “child support” and y’all want to tell me the system isn’t corrupt for fathers? 🤡🤡🤡

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

19 days

I got enough problems

huda

@Itsallabtmee_

27 days

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in October

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

I talk to God about you.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

Love her right or let someone else do it for you.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

If guys don't stop cheating on good girls, Ima lose my shit 🙂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

It bothers me so much when someone doesn't take music as serious as I do. If I tell you to listen to a song, pay attention to the words.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

ISO: Someone who knows how to text back faster than every 20-30 minutes. Thanks.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Some days I feel like “kill them with kindness” fits well. Other days I feel “rip the mother fucker apart with your bare hands” fits better.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

I guess my kids are just gonna have to be friends with my friends' grand kids..😅

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

3 months

Keep your money ‘cause a man can’t leave his dog 🤘🏻

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Does it really make you feel better about yourself to be a complete asshole to someone for no reason? Grow up, it’s not that hard to have basic respect for other people.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

If you dump helpless animals on the side of the road, (dogs, puppies, cats, etc.) I hope someone brutally murders your bitch ass and dumps your body in a ditch. If you can’t take care of a pet, don’t get one.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

If she's at LJT she's cheating on you 😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

Probably gonna put another baby in her 🤤🤤

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

You ever take a nude so good you wish you could post it but you can’t because like, it’s a nude..? 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

My hearttttt😍😍😍 #MyNieceIsCuterThanYours

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

Not everyone gets a happy ending, and that's kind of scary to think about.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

I would much rather have someone who acts a little obsessive rather than someone who acts like they may or may not care.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Y'all might be tired of truck pictures but idc🤷🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

4 years

I feel really alone lately, not physically, it just feels like the only person on my team is me.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Am I the only one that gets slightly butthurt when my girl puts a selfie on her snap story but didn’t even send me one? 😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

People still smoke cigarettes? You mean you KNOW you’re killing yourself, smell like shit, and ruining your mouth but you think “eh, I think I wanna spend my money on this.” Lol y’all retarded. 😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

2 years

I’m good love, go disappointment someone else.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

I’m dreading our wedding because there’s like a 98% chance I’m gonna cry like a little girl when Bre walks down the isle and I don’t wanna be a big baby💀🤦🏼‍♂️😂

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Brennan

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6 years

My grandma texts me a random bible verse every morning and if that’s not blessed idk what is. The woman is a saint.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

If you ever put your hands on a woman you better pray to God reallllll hard I’m not there to see it. Nothing makes me lose my head faster😅

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Two rules of business: 1. Mind your own 2. Stay the fuck out of mine

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

If it doesn’t make you happy as fuck to see your friends happy in a relationship you’re a hoe.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

1 year

Most of y’all don’t have friends. You have people you drink at the bar with every weekend. You won’t understand that difference until you grow up and get out of that scene.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

There’s not a single person on this Earth that I trust whole heartedly. There’s always that voice in the back of my head saying “remember last time?”

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

My main goal in life is to make enough money so that my wife doesn't have to sell/advertise stuff on Facebook.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

It's been 7 whole days since I bought it y'all. 😂😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

9 years

If I had a girlfriend on Christmas... 😋 http://t.co/zQcoHVfJCe

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

I hate small towns. Everyone thinks they "know" you, when in reality they don't even know their damn self. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

At some point in your life you're gonna meet someone and you'll know exactly why nothing else worked.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Anytime my girlfriend needs chapstick I put it on myself so she has to kiss me for it 😂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Idk why dudes are afraid to enjoy Christmas like it’s going to effect their masculinity? I’ll be the most jolly som bitch you ever met, I don’t care. ‘Tis the season 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

I know she’s too hot for me but a win’s a win 😛

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Because y'all ain't gonna text back anyway.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

7 years

Just the tip 🙂

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

We can't date if you don't like Disney movies.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Y’all understand why I put a baby in her? 😂🤤🤤🤤🤤

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

6 years

Just another truck picture🤦🏼‍♂️

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

“You’re the rock to wrap my arms around, my true north when I’m headed south”

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

8 years

Anyone younger than me is like 12, anyone older than me is like 30. These are facts.

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Brennan

@BrennanTBennett

5 years

“If I’m being honest, your first and my last name would just sound better together, and probably always will. Like a cup of coffee and a sunrise, Sunday drives, and time to kill.” #WifeCrushWednesday

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