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Bay Shore, NY
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Mama there goes that man
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I’m so back
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Shane Gillis bringing back calling things gay and retarded on SNL like we used to do back in middle school.
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Italian Elon Musk needs to go down in the history books. The “I send a calzone into space!! I don’t pay taxes!! Ohhh!!” Tweet turned out to be the shooting of Archduke Franz Ferdinand for Twitter.
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Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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KAITLYN BRISTOWE SHOULDVE BEEN THE HOST. WHAT SHE SAID IN THOSE 2 MINUTES ON THE LIVE SHOW WAS BETTER THAN ANYTHING JESSE DID ALL SEASON!!! #bachelorette
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Aaron: “You’re standing in the street with your bags packed.” Genevieve: #bachelorinparadise
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Katie after having to be the only adult on this show for the 1,000th time. #Bachelor
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The producers watching Shanae take 8 shrimp. #bachelor
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Some Long Island schools literally have a program where white schools would send kids to culturally diverse schools to show them what living with non white people was like and you’re gonna try to tell me Long Island doesn’t have a racial problem.
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*Patrick Mahomes throws a 5 yard checkdown* Tony Romo:
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Tayshia everytime someone knocks on her door. #bachelorette
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Brandon and Michelle’s dad when they see each other backstage. #bachelorette
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This is all I see everytime Brayden pops on my screen. #bachelorette
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New photos show flooding and sharks have overtaken the Tampa subway system during Hurricane Ian. Unreal. Stay safe everyone.
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Kat: “Talking with John Henry is just easy.” John Henry the whole conversation: #bachelorinparadise
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Thinking about how much Faith would’ve loved this horseback ride through the jungle. She loved her horses. #goldenbachelor
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Will Smith to Chris Rock backstage at the Oscar’s after Diddy makes him apologize.
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I honestly can’t believe I’m watching all the guys from Charity’s season supporting Brayden right now. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that would happen. #bachelorinparadise
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Brayden realizing he just started a fight between Rachel and Sean when he was just trying to shoot his shot. #bachelorinparadise
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“Sir, Metro Boomin has Morgan Freeman and a Homelander sample on the intro track for his new album.”
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“Sir, the sound just went out in the middle of the 3 hour finale. We missed Gabi’s entire date.” #bachelor
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Peter just tried to intimidate John Henry for talking to Olivia and John Henry just hit him with a “who are you.” I might be all in on John Henry now just for that. #bachelorinparadise
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“Dad, what was Gerry and Faith on the Golden Bachelor like?” Me: #goldenbachelor
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“Who told Michelle that we were questioning her?” #bachelorette Jamie:
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Aaron and James coming to the beach. #bachelorinparadise
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Me watching Blake Moynes get hurt but not showing it because he’s reassuring and supporting Jess during this break up making sure she knows it’s ok. #bachelorinparadise
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Kelsey T when Maria tells the girls that she was in a limo and Joey picked out her dress and flew in a helicopter after her date was literally just going to the circus. #bachelor
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Don't leave Obama #2016in3words
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TEDDI IS LEAVING?!?!?! GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! ITS ONLY BEEN LIKE 4 DAYS!!!! #bachelorinparadise
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I can’t wait for Jesse Palmer to not hold Rachel accountable for anything and act like she’s the victim in this when Aven has done literally nothing wrong at any point this season. #bachelorette
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Clayton: “I’m hearing that you hate me” Claire: #bachelor
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Kat: “You’re really easy to talk to.” John Henry: #bachelorinparadise
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ANDREW NOOOO!!!! THE GIRLS ARE TALKING TO OTHER GUYS!!!! NO ONE IS BEING LOYAL!!!! ANDREW!!!!!! #bachelorinparadise
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“Sir, Coach K invited 200 of his former players to his final game at Duke just to lose by 13 points to his biggest rival UNC.”
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How I look everytime Kate is on my tv screen. #bachelorinparadise
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@ChrisKuball If it’s not real than explain this Chris.
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Watching Rachel shit on Logan after watching how she acted as the Bachelorette and knowing literally nothing about how Kate is the problem in the relationship and still taking her side does not sit well with me at all. #bachelorinparadise
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“Sir, Shanae just took 8 shrimp.” #bachelor
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God damn Brayden you can’t just be dropping Pilot Pete’s like that. That’s not Pilot Pete. I have no idea who that is but he’s not Pilot Pete. #bachelorinparadise
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Marlena out there playing football with these girls. #bachelor
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Seeing Eliza walk down those steps and remembering how badly she broke Rodney’s heart last paradise. #bachelorinparadise
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Eliza when someone asks who was at fault with her love triangle situation last paradise with Rodney. #bachelorinparadise
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“Sir, Rachel just became the villain on her own season as the Bachelorette.” #bachelorette
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’ll defend Brayden here. He definitely didn’t intend to start a fight between Sean and Rachel, he’s just dumb and tried to shoot his shot. This wasn’t like him during the bachelorette season, this is just him being ditsy. #bachelorinparadise
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Spur Drive South, Bay Shore NY
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Blake Moynes is the absolute best man on the planet. You can tell he’s hurt but he’s still reassuring Jess during this. He should be the one that’s hurt but he’s not because he’s the best and he’s my king and I love him. #bachelorinparadise
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Nobody: Every kid in Bay Shore after that Bagel Boss video: Oh my god I was just there yesterday!! I can’t believe this😝😝 Bay Shore we’re on the map!! 💪🙌
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I’m loving this Australian dude. No connections as far as I can tell but he’s just chillin with the girls drinking his wine. Guy just has good vibes. #bachelorinparadise
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I never expected to see this kind of Aaron this season. This is a completely different guy from what we’ve seen on previous seasons. I love this man. #bachelorinparadise
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@TylerIAm Jimmy when Jokic meets him out back
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Kat: “I moved out at 17 and went into a group home.” John Henry: #bachelorinparadise
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Gabi: “Zach and I drank tea together.” Greer: #bachelor
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Yosef saying I hope someone talks to my daughter like I did to Clare if someone acts like how Clare acted was the most insane thing I’ve ever heard. I hope nothing but the worst for this man. #bachelorette
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Me watching Zac C and Tayshia play wedding dress up. #bachelorette
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Spencer asking “Who scared Clare away?” The second he walks in the house #bachelorette
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Clayton: “Can I take a rose away from a girl.” Jesse Palmer: #bachelor
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Bachelor dates with no context. #bachelor
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How Sydney thinks she looks every time she walks away from the group after going on one of her crazy rants about Maria. #bachelor
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Mercedes knows exactly what she wants to do and what she wants to do is Tyler. But she’s not cold hearted like Kat so she feels bad about hurting Will at least a little bit. #bachelorinparadise
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John Henry during this truth or dare game. #bachelorinparadise
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Jesse Palmer trying to fix the sound problem. #bachelor
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No one has ever been more loved in this shows history than Rodney. This is heartbreaking. Anyone but him. #bachelorinparadise
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I totally respect the move by Aaron S knowing he’s going home so why not set a fire on the beach before he goes. This man understands paradise. #bachelorinparadise
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Bachelor Nation when any of these girls try to talk bad about Katie. #Bachelor
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Me and my beautiful Prom date last night. Thanks for the wonderful night @PopeyesChicken
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Aunt Lindsay finding out Katie is engaged on live tv. #bachelorette
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Nick Bosa seeing Micah Parsons get called Pass Rush Limbaugh.
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Brayden getting pulled aside by Charity just to get the first impression rose. #bachelorette
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Mike Breen doing a Double Bang for the Knicks in a playoff game.
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I can’t believe we got a Breen Double Bang for DDV’s three. Goosebumps.
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I’m sorry… but was Rachel just in the paradise promo? #bachelorette
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Edward the smell guy watching Zach and Gabi not take the smell test seriously. #bachelor
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Did the show just lose sound? Is this my tv? What is going on? Someone call Jesse Palmer. #bachelor
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Brandon eating the fish trying to impress Michelle. #bachelorette
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That cow knowing she’s getting milked by THE Minnesota Joe. #bachelorette
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Zac C at the Bowl-A-Rama in 6th grade. #bachelorette
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MINNEAPOLIS JOE DIDNT GET A ROSE?!?! Upset of the century. #bachelorette
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Dotun’s mother bribing Charity with a free Nigerian wedding??? Good lord I didn’t think this Dotun date could get any better. #bachelorette
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You all have fun with the woke vs anti-woke stuff in the replies. I just want to call my buddy gay when he chooses to spend time with his lovely girlfriend instead of hanging with the fellas to play Halo all day. Maybe throw in a retarded when he says “we can play Halo next week”
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Katie: Sex is cool #bachelorette That virgin guy:
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If Ben just said 3 little words he probably would’ve gotten the first rose and instead he’s going home. I’m not ok right now. #bachelorette
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Every guy so far when they see Kylee on the beach. #bachelorinparadise
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Joe and Nayte watching those fireworks #bachelorette
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@ThePurpleBauer Not true. There are no sharks in that picture.
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“Sir, John Henry just gave his rose to Kat.” #bachelorinparadise
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There’s just no way Brianna is actually upset about this right? This has to be the producers trying to create drama right? That was the clearest joke of all time. #bachelor
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I am very proud to say that I have committed to play D1 college football and attend Stony Brook University #BeLIeve
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Brooklyn to Kat before the group date. #bachelor
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Jamie: The guys are questioning Michelle. The guys: #bachelorette
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Me watching this Dotun hometown date. #bachelorette
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The producers seeing Rachel and Gabby wonder where Susie is for the rose ceremony. #bachelor
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No one loses an argument but thinks they won like Kat. She is full blown crazy. #bachelorinparadise
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“Sir, Hannah Brown is on the beach.” #bachelorinparadise
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The Boys listening to this random ass song blasting on the other side of the fence. #bachelorette
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Producers watching their big messy twist this season get thrown in the fire by Lea on the first night. #bachelor
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Jesse Palmer: “This is the most dramatic finale ever.” Me watching “the most dramatic finale ever”: #bachelorette
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Jamie: “I know I’m better than everybody, Michelle is just on spring break mode.” That producer: #bachelorette
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Yea Warwick didn’t say much on this date but did anyone tell Charity that amusement parks make him tired? This one’s on the producers for bringing him to a place that makes him a sleepy boy. #bachelorette
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NO WAY YOU GUYS GOT MR. DRAGO FIRED HE IS THE GREATEST SUB IN HISTORY. CLASS OF 2020 OFFICIALLY THE WORST CLASS EVER.
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This is a message for Aven and Aven alone. GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!! #bachelorette
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Shanae anytime Elizabeth breathes. #bachelor
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Johnny getting Victoria F’s rose thinking he can finally relax and fall in love just for Alex to get a rose 2 seconds later. #bachelorinparadise
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